Recent posts by hamuka on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / What are you listening to?

IDK how I got there, but I just found this genre called “chipstep” and tbh I really like it so far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbeg1_X-C18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFHWMQwBvhs

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Split Test] New homepage design

Didn’t get the change, and judging from the pic, not sure if happy or not :/

For one, the new design looks less thrown together, more modern and fits with the badge banner really well, it looks like Kong is moving with the age
Kudos for the design team for actually doing something good for once (I still want old profile back tho)

However, I still see no Recently Played, and the increased prominence that the “Notable Games” section gets irks me in a massive way

Overall 4/5, get rid of the goddamn Notable Games section already and put back Recently Played and I might even give a 5/5

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Master Thread

Fifth approval for good measure

back, it’s probably gonna be a mafia placed in his WΛRP setting

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why isn't your name pokerpo?

“Username is taken”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Help fund a bucket of antihydrogen for Mikkmar ($105,405.26/$64,256,175,000,003 raised) #1Bucket1Estonian

I’ve earned around 200 billion dollars so far in AdCap, I guess I can donate half of that for this cause

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Man comes up to you, and offers you two pills.

Obv orange pill

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New nicknames for Gevock and Gevock

>tfw last post is removed but thread is not locked

Ok then

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Remember back when being a high level let you beta test games

>tfw post gets removed for quoting this:

Originally posted by adv0catus:

$$$

Kong obv trying to deny and hide the truth, let’s start a revolution

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why does Amane post random fake nonsense like this all the time for no reason?

Originally posted by AmaneTheGranite:

Aguspussy is autistic, gay and butthurt.

And you try to deny that that’s your alt?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how much leg hair do you have

Why the fuck would you even ask

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is your favorite meme

kill yourslef

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Upcoming Badges!

Originally posted by Psychatog:

Last time someone begged for a Papa’s game to be badged he got made forum mod, so get to it.

I’ve never thought of that TBH

Completely unrelated but Papa’s Pastaria is the best game I’ve ever played, badge it pl0x

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [OT OFFICIAL ELIMINATION GAMES] Season Two

Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by burntfires22:
Originally posted by hamuka:

>tffw when neither Meis nor me get any votes

You’re not helping yourself with that post of yours
And now it’s quoted so there’s no point in deleting it now
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I honestly couldn’t care less, after all this is basically a popularity contest and I’ve already detailed my opinion on those

I’m just surprised that literally no one wanted to vote for us, I mean there’s gotta be someone I’ve angered on these forums that much over the time I’ve been here

That’s just it though you aren’t even an OTer so it’s kind of hard to hate somebody who is rarely here.

But qwerty was kill in the first rounds, at this rate I should also be

Also I’ve been here since ’12 (not counting the one year absence between ’13 and ’14) and post like 10 times daily what else do you want from me ;-;

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by hamuka:

>tffw when neither Meis nor me get any votes

Dude, nobody is going to vote for a penguin cause you know, they’re cute and all.

And may that 1 user who voted you be suffocated in a bunch of these guys.

Exactly, that’s my master plan of world domination
Conquer with cuteness

Also, that one guy’s almost certainly Amane

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why does Amane post random fake nonsense like this all the time for no reason?

That’s not Amane I’m pretty sure

He’s been around for longer, he’s supposed to be a failtroll I think

 
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Topic: Off-topic / No Christian can be saved....ya know why?

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

That’s why I believe in another god!

and what god is that?

Protosiilus, the King of the Witches. My own religion. There are about 30 more gods, but I’m not going to post them here.

will you ever made a thread talking about it?

Ok

why are you posting like people are talking to you?

Because I have nothing else to do

Also, did you notice that mistake I pointed out

 
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Topic: Off-topic / No Christian can be saved....ya know why?

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

That’s why I believe in another god!

and what god is that?

Protosiilus, the King of the Witches. My own religion. There are about 30 more gods, but I’m not going to post them here.

will you ever made a thread talking about it?

Ok

So we’re going back to the future I guess

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what are you bad at?

Drawing. I’m just horrifyingly godawful at that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / No Christian can be saved....ya know why?

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

That’s why I believe in another god!

and what god is that?

Athe, the great, almighty and powerful

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whats the reason the WII U is doing so badly???????

Originally posted by abraaz:

Post of the year 2015 ggwp 11/10 I’m left without words

 
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Topic: Forum Games / SPITFLY 2 - Round 3 (5/29, 1:45 PM, UTC+3)

rip me

Shows that you have to start planning really early, just what I didn’t do

T’was a fun run, gg no re

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Heading in "Gray boxes"

Originally posted by UntoldDeath:

Sorry that does not explain it.
Does anyone on the forums know how to do it, if so please share !

Pretty much the only thing h3 does is bold the text, it doesn’t change size in any way

Also, gray boxes specifically remove all kinds of formatting, so even if you try to format it inside the box, it won’t have any effect

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what do i do when my farts smell like 5 pounds of rotten broccoli

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by Ubererinnerung:

Next time you fart place a burning match next to your anus. The smell will be destroyed by the heat of the flame. You’re welcome.

post a demonstration video pls. i just tried this and i got my dick stuck in a window.

Instructions not clear enough, got dick stuck in match box

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [OT OFFICIAL ELIMINATION GAMES] Season Two

Originally posted by burntfires22:
Originally posted by hamuka:

>tffw when neither Meis nor me get any votes

You’re not helping yourself with that post of yours
And now it’s quoted so there’s no point in deleting it now
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

I honestly couldn’t care less, after all this is basically a popularity contest and I’ve already detailed my opinion on those

I’m just surprised that literally no one wanted to vote for us, I mean there’s gotta be someone I’ve angered on these forums that much over the time I’ve been here

 

Topic: Kongregate / Remember back when being a high level let you beta test games

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Topic: Off-topic / [OT OFFICIAL ELIMINATION GAMES] Season Two

>tffw when neither Meis nor me get any votes