Recent posts by hamuka on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Last thing you ate?

Fish salad.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So today, I kissed a real girl for the first time in my life...

I say we should change the topic from religion/asexuality. Yeah, that sounds great.

Personally, after reading the title, I kinda thought its continuation would be “…then got slapped across the face.” But eh, close enough.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Awkward moment when you're learning yourself C#

Originally posted by PuerMagnum:

AM THE GREAT PUER MAGNUM de CAELO!

mfw dev screws up his own copypasta.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / On a scale of 1-10...

Thank you for that 4 and a half-year bump.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thoughts on Unity? (Concept, not the game or engine)

This, folks, is why I read OT. It will inevitably make my brain fall out from laughter.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / On a scale of 1-10, how bad do YOU think you are as an OTer?

10. In negative.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

I’m looking for a replacement for Assassin in the Palace.

Scratch that. hamuka is a terrible Assassin and got himself lynched – on Day 1.

Hey, I didn’t fail. I was trying to show everyone how NOT to win as an Assassin.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / November '14 Suggestion Thread

Originally posted by Bluji:

  • meta Kongpanions? – collect 20 / 50 Kongpanions, collect 20 / 50 shiny Kongpanions

If that happens, I’d suggest making the Kongpanion for getting 20 shiny Kongpanions a crown. Then make that able to get shiny as well by getting 50 shiny Kongpanions, so there will be a crown on a crown, because why not.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by overfrost:
Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:

For what it’s worth, I’m really proud of you guys for not feeding or quoting Dev lately. It makes things a lot easier for me. Thank you :)

I thought that was Hamuka?

>couldn’t tell I was joking

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by overfrost:

Is this guy Developous or is it just Hamuka again?

Ofc it’s me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / SURVIVOR: Redemption Island - Final IC: 4 v 40!

Originally posted by hamuka:

cbf to edit day of death, the point’s the same.

In other words, bump.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

Tournament gogogogo

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

1.) Use Cripple on Palace Guard.
2.) Summon Buffer of All.
3.) End turn.

GG crystal, you’ve pretty much won.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

Random brainfart: Chainmail is +1 ATK/2 DEF, not +2 ATK/1 DEF.

Regardless…

Use Counter on Boots of Trampling; block with Lancer.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which OTer you think has the best posting quality?

Originally posted by Darkscanner:

Rolby obviously

All I have to say.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

I say let’s leave that decision to spike. I still think Smelt should be used for countering equipment, not Counter, but ultimately he has the last word.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

(2) Counter: Counter target spell.

No.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by hamuka:

Oh goddamnit

1.) End turn, again.

RNG, stop being an ass, please. QQ.

Here. Wrong quote.

Cripple..can be used during an opponents turn?

Yup, AFAIK that’s the only time it can be used. And only if opponent attacks.

EDIT: Well, Card Library says it can be used on opponent’s turn, anyway. Not sure if it can’t be used on my own turn, though, but I should certainly have the ability to use it on your turn.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

Too had. You should’ve summoned cripple before..

I got that card 2 turns ago. Also, there was only 6 minutes between your post and spike’s one. Do you except me to look at the game 24/7 if I’m playing in it?

EDIT: I thought Counter can only be used on spells, not equipment. Smelt should be the card used for equipment.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

Ahem, I had a Cripple. You didn’t give me a chance to use it. :/

0.) If still applicable, use Cripple on Palace Guard before it attacks.
1.) Summon Lancer.
2.) Equip Lancer with Chainmail and Poisonous Dagger.
3.) End turn.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

Oh goddamnit

1.) End turn, again.

RNG, stop being an ass, please. QQ.

 
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Topic: The Arts / So I heard this is the forum where we can post music

JIC you didn’t get an earbleed from my first track, here’s another one because why not.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

Originally posted by hamuka:

FFS (End turn pls)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

FFS (End turn pls)

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / What the hell is wrong with the country?

NOTE: What I say in this post, and all others in this thread, are purely my subjective opinions based on my experiences I gained over 14 years in Central Europe. I can’t stress this enough.


I’ve told you she isn’t the failure here; HE IS for not ascertaining her competence to take the job that required her to be able to read a map.

Like I said, I can read a paper map. Pretty much everyone in my general vicinity can. And even if that’s not true in the US, I think that in a job that revolves around driving, which is pretty much all about navigating through towns, the ability to read a paper map should be a given.

The employee was employing a much superior method to using a paper, FOLDING map. That the boss/owner is too dense to grasp this simple concept makes him (to me) even less skillful than not being able to read a map.

Okay, let’s see a (pretty shitty) example here.

Suppose you have to calculate a difficult equation for your boss, like, say, 348×69². Normally, that shouldn’t be a problem, you just whip out a calculator/your smartphone and finish the equation in a heartbeat. However, as you try to turn on the calculator/phone, it turns out that it has run out of power.

Which is the accurate course of action?

1.) Asking your boss to give you a battery charger/new batteries so you can get the equation done.
2.) Use your brain and finish the equation yourself on a sheet of paper.

This is almost exactly the same case: a difficult task is given (navigating/equation), the superior method is not available (GPS/calculator or phone), but there’s an inferior method which everyone has learned or should’ve learned to use in school (paper map/calculating yourself). I believe that, in this case, the second option makes more sense. Of course I may be wrong, but it’s still my opinion.


In fact, using a paper map is almost easier than using a calculator IMO.

Here, I’m introducing two axioms for the duration of this post, which are almost always true over here. (Not sure if it’s the same in the US, please tell me if not.)

AX1: Most paper maps have street names written on them.
AX2: Most crossroads have the street names written on signs nearby.

Thus, all the person needs to do is go through two crossroads, write down the street names w/ directions (e.g. left-right: Whocares str.; forward-backward: Whatever str.), then park down where applicable and search for those street names on the map. Once they found the two crossroads, they know where they’re going on the map, and from there on out all they need is a pencil which they can use to draw the route on the map. Literally anyone who knows how to write, memorize things, and has basic senses of direction (teached 3rd grade over here) can do that.

Of course, the axioms may not be true at all in the US, but since I’ve lived in a country where they are true, not being able to read a map, to me, signifies a lack of basic abilities, like the sense of direction, the ability to read, or the ability to memorize things.

I’ll get to the other points later, it’s 11PM now and I need to get some rest. :P