Recent posts by hamuka on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / hey guys

Heyo.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / FNAF series SUCKS. (Five Nights at Freddies)

“Extracting the game’s assets reveals that there are no actual “animations”; the game is constructed out of around eight hundred still images (some of which are redundant or unused, such as text characters of different sizes) (…)"

Yeah, that’s how Clickteam Fusion 2.5 works AFAIK. It’s not really an advanced programming tool, as you may guess; it uses drag&drop-style mechanics for coding. It’s kinda easy to learn and craft games with though; that’s why Scott could make a sequel in such a short timespan.

Also that’s why I use the same program to make a game myself. Though, I still didn’t get the hang of it… :/

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gardevoir VS Zekrom

I’m surprised this didn’t erupt in a flame war after all.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to kill a troll?

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:


Damnit, I wanted to post this pic first.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / georgekillerX's Chapter Book (edited again for +50 excellence)

Originally posted by georgekillerX:

Hey OT,

I will make this a real book.

To MmeBunneh – Please don’t lock it, I need to write these stuff.

The title will be “George’s Life In Kongregate”

I can imagine this being a real bestseller if it ever gets out into the bookstores. This is absolutely perfect in all aspects.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / georgekillerX's Chapter Book (edited again for +50 excellence)

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read.

Every writer, at one point in their life, wonders to themselves, “Will this be my magnum opus? What if I’ve already done my best? Do I have no room to grow as a writer?”

You, my good sir, have reached this point. I don’t mean that in a bad way, no, far from it. This is the best thing you have ever written, not because you are a bad writer, but because it simply outclasses everything in existence.

1984? Rubbish. Fahrenheit 451? Who the hell cares? The Odyssey? Complete shit.

But this…

This story is an absolute masterpiece. Simply wonderful. Its characters are likeable and memorable, and their endless struggles tug at the heartstrings at just the right times. The epic conflict that builds up from beginning to end is enthralling.

You are a God among men. I salute you for your creative prowess, and I hope that my stories may one day be able to reach one-tenth of this one’s timelessness.

3/10, would read again .

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You think OT is very autistic?

Originally posted by bobby71983:

Seeing as how autistic people tend to be quite intelligent, no.

TIL Gabi isn’t autistic

 
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Topic: Off-topic / george is back!

Originally posted by No one ever:

Yay!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MmeBunneh or trickyrodent?

http://strawpoll.me/3405067

 

Topic: Off-topic / Why Gardevoir is a bad pokemon.

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Topic: Off-topic / Why Gardevoir is a bad pokemon.

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Topic: Off-topic / indian astrology gemstones

May I have a blue-green striped virus with that spam, please?

Also a side of fries.

 

Topic: Off-topic / I found RoflWaffle's channel

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Topic: Off-topic / Public Breastfeeding - what next, public nudity? [PROVOCATIVE THREAD]

Originally posted by aguspal:

I dont know why but I expected this to be an Ubermorgen thread.

Protip: Ubermadjedi (that’s what I’m going to call him from now on) never goes all caps in a thread’s title.


Also, I pretty much agree with Mme. Public breastfeeding is, in itself, not bad, but doing it because it’s “natural”…

In fact, let’s just talk about this “natural” agenda for a sec. People who claim it’s natural to not wear clothes don’t realize that other creatures, and our ancestors as well, generally have or had fur, or feathers, that cover their bodies. We, modern humans, generally don’t. (Of course there’s the occasional exception, but let’s not talk about that.) That’s why we wear clothes, to substitute our non-existent fur, because being covered is the “natural” thing, not the opposite of it.

It’s common sense, actually. Fur/feathers protect us and every single animal from the weather, heat, cold, and since we don’t have them, we instead use clothes to do the same. People who think clothes are unnatural are so stupid that they can’t realize that simple thing, which I’m sure everyone learned before 6th grade.

…Then again, people who think clothes are unnatural may also think schools are unnatural as well, and think everyone should learn how to fend for themselves and pick berries instead, just like animals and our ancestors did.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / FNAF series SUCKS. (Five Nights at Freddies)

This shit broke Wayback Machine.

EDIT: Wow I didn’t realize posts were being deleted. Here’s a good one.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by abraaz:

(although none of you really know me so it doesn’t matter)

I know you.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (CYOA/RP/Puzzle/Text Adventure) You Find Yourself In A Cube [On Hiatus]

[OOC: …Wow @ the slider puzzle. How did I not notice that? :/ ]

[Also, sorry guys and gals, but updates are going to be delayed quite a bit. School is being quite a pain in the bottom right now (wrote 5 tests over a single day), so pretty much all of my time is occupied right now. I know, this is pretty annoying, but I will hopefully still be able to update this at a later date. Maybe. However, until then, I have to place this on a hiatus until further notice. Again, I’m very sorry.]

[If anyone with more time wants to host this, I’ll be more than happy to give this game to them.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by yeasy:

Aww, games died for a one or two days =(

The Vault / Cube hosts, where are you?

In school, writing 5 tests during 3 classes.

In retrospect I really shouldn’t have started a game at all as I knew full well I’m completely busy this month, and probably in February as well. But the voices in my head always seem to ignore that fact… :/

Ouch, now I understand [similar situation here], could you leave info for other players, so we know that game is ?delayed? ?

…Yeah, that seems like a nice idea. :P

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by yeasy:

Aww, games died for a one or two days =(

The Vault / Cube hosts, where are you?

In school, writing 5 tests during 3 classes.

In retrospect I really shouldn’t have started a game at all as I knew full well I’m completely busy this month, and probably in February as well. But the voices in my head always seem to ignore that fact… :/

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The King of Towers Sweepstakes Winners

Doubly congratz to k2daizzl. One for the win, two for surviving that godawful game long enough to qualify.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Sweepstakes Suggestion Thread

Try not choosing crappy MMO/TD hybrids for the next sweepstake. cough cough King of Towers cough cough

Seriously though, we don’t need Alienware and all that pricey stuff. I’m, personally, completely fine with a year of K+ or its equivalent in Kreds as a sweepstake reward. Just make the game in question enjoyable. :P

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by SypherKhode822:
<4chan

/looks at Bloddy strangely/

>Not going on 4chan
Stares at Sypher warily, as he doesn’t frequent 4chan
Also, I got unbanned from 4chan a week ago, that’s good.

…You were banned from 4chan.

FROM 4-FUCKING-CHAN.

Teach me master.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Think about your favorite number before coming to this thread.

Okay then.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why does everyone hate Markiplier

TIL I’m nobody.

Yeah, the overreacting is pretty obvious. I mean sure, FNAF is scary but holy crap, his face when he hears the Night 5 phone call…

I didn’t know that’s possible to do with your mouth.

But he is pretty funny nonetheless. Plus, he sometimes has spontantenous science lectures when he rambles half a minute when something in the game is not scientifically accurate, teaching us that, for example, laser doesn’t have mass and thus doesn’t provide thrust in itself, and that’s a refreshing change from the normal “rage-scaredfaic-rage” kind of Let’s Plays that Pewdiepie and Co. are posting.

Also he does videos of Flash games, which pretty much earned him my eternal respect. :P

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Shanghai

EDIT: back why

Tianjin