Recent posts by hamuka on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / I hope this never happens again.

Originally posted by Thegamer211:

Once at 02:00 ( AM ), my parents were asleep, and I was playing on computer. Nothing strange yet.
But studdenly I hear an explosion, and when I was looking on the window ( I live in an apartament at floor 4 out of 4 ) I saw a car on fire. The firemen came some minutes after. And the reason the car burnt will be never known…
Strange O_O.

Something similar happened nearby.

About three years ago, a flat in our street went asplode. Apparently, a gas cylinder was the culprit. The one person who was in the flat died instantly, and the explosion broke all windows in a 20m radius, almost breaking ours as well. It was in the news as well.

Point is, I slept through the entire thing. The recording from my dad’s camera also went mysteriously missing. Finally, when I woke up, and we went to see the flat (disaster tourism, y’know), it was completely repaired, as if nothing happened. The other houses still had broken windows, but that one flat was in perfect condition.

And no, I’m not joking, that shit happened.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Food Thread

Originally posted by LukeMann:

Image related: my food.

Is that pink-coloured Soylent

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Serious Discussion challenges Off-Topic.

Originally posted by yeasy:

Ah, by the way (for fellow OTers)

FGF >>> SD

You have just called the wrath of Mikkmar upon yourself, you know that, right

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Challenges #42

1-5. Posting on OT

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Serious Discussion challenges Off-Topic.

Time to use this again.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / First!

971st.

 

Topic: Off-topic / I am an troll.

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Topic: Off-topic / Do pizza delivery driver like to deliver in the rain?

They’ll most likely put you pizza on a hook with they connect to whatever they use to deliver stuff, place it on the road, tasty side down, then drive, making the pizza skid on the rainy road.

Then they’ll charge you extra for the effort it took them to do that.

 

Topic: Off-topic / MFT: The Hood

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Topic: Off-topic / help please

Originally posted by killingfury:

I only need 5 more so if you haven’t can you please do thanks.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Just testing.

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Topic: Off-topic / Nicemans AMA

On a scale of 1-10:

  • how idiotic do you think AMA’s are in general,
  • how idiotic do you think this AMA is/will be?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / How old are ya?

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by hamuka:

How did I possibly know that you made this thread from reading the title

Also, I have no age, for I am eternal, screw your data phishing

You’re 14

That’s what I want everyone to think. >:)

(Seriously though, why and how do people respond seriously to his blatant data-seeking threads anymore?)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How old are ya?

How did I possibly know that you made this thread from reading the title

Also, I have no age, for I am eternal, screw your data phishing

 
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Topic: Off-topic / georgekillerX's 200th post

Originally posted by georgekillerX:
Originally posted by georgekillerX:

Hey OT, I just reached 200 forum posts. (Not that many but I am proud of it.)

101% of those posts are shitposts, you shouldn’t be.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Average cost of human body parts.

Living life as a vampire is so expensive these days.

Also, a kidney costs more than a heart?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / georgekillerX's 200th post

Goddamnit I’ve addressed this before.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's USERS THAT MUST GET REKT.

inb4lock.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / PLAY MY NEW GAME

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by hamuka:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Pokemon]

Holy shit, you suck so much at baiting it piss me off.

Holy shit, your grammar sucks so much it piss me off.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / PLAY MY NEW GAME

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If your head was chomped by a hideous monster

Press R.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate my avatar then rate your avatar with a description.

Originally posted by niceman555:
Originally posted by DesireCat:

ugly/10

666/1000 because of ugly effects and an unfortunate cat with a mustache attached to it

but ur ava is so coot

This. 666/1000 seems an accurate rating.

Mine is 11/10, ’nuff said.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Pokemon]

Originally posted by georgekillerX:

Lol.
That’s the 3rd weakest pokemon.
1st = Gardevoir
2nd = Magikarp

Flame war with Gabi in 3-2-1

Since I don’t know shit about Pokemon, Pikachu.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Nostalgic Wayback Machine Archives.

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