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Topic: Off-topic / I guess mods do not want us to have fun. Just because you guys did not like the thread does not mean that you had to lock it.

Originally posted by PerfectTwelve:

What thread was it

The “post the last thing you copypasted” one

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I guess mods do not want us to have fun. Just because you guys did not like the thread does not mean that you had to lock it.

I could literally guess OP’s identity from the title and number of posts
Kinda sad that I missed an argument but w/e

Anyway

I have never seen any thread get deleted once, Ruud. Not even the thread where I got harassed nonstop.

Assuming that was the ModNom thread
That actually was deleted (though that was more due to your whiny behaviour and the suicide threats than your “harassment”)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / RUUDILUCA!!!! >:C

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by Bluji:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:


Or move to Continuous Games, but the first option sounds better to me.

FTFY

Practically the same thing. Evidence: Your postcount.

>joined 2009
>less posts than you

k

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / FGF Top Trumps 2015 Tournament (Sign-Ups OPEN)

Holy shit a 29 player card game o.o

I’m ok with both methods, but [Vote: 15 cards]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THE FIRST NON-ANNUAL OT BUTTHURT-O-METER [UNOFFICIAL] ✔✔✔

Originally posted by graveyard890:

So I make you butthurt? Your own fault for getting butthurt. LMFAO. This is funny. Thanks for the laughs. Can I go down more ranks? <3

Originally posted by AnAlt_Ver3:

>2016
>blaming others for how you feel
>not taking responsibility for your own emotions and perceptions

Phfffthahaha

It’s just adorable how none of you get the joke :p

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

What about me?

Running the algorithm, it gives a “not butthurt” result

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THE FIRST NON-ANNUAL OT BUTTHURT-O-METER [UNOFFICIAL] ✔✔✔

You all misunderstand me
This isn’t a list of how butthurt people are in general
It’s a list of how butthurt people make me

I know my grammar is completely goddamn horrible but pls

BTW, think about it for a sec
This thread is supposed to make fun of the other ranking threads
Would “how butthurt people are in general” make sense as ranking criteria in that context

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Late, on time or early?

15 minutes early usually, but that varies
For important stuff that aren’t in my immediate vicinity I can sometimes be an hour early

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who would be the perfect villian for OT?

Originally posted by Holy2334:
Originally posted by James146:

What role does the villain play in OT?

Someone that can cause OTers to leave OT.

Meat World

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THE FIRST NON-ANNUAL OT BUTTHURT-O-METER [UNOFFICIAL] ✔✔✔

Originally posted by Belisaurius11:

The quick fox jumps over the lazy dog.

Algorithm says I’m not butthurt with you

I have to reiterate that each and every placement made is a borderline case and is prone to changing

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [missing title], or THE MAFIA IS CURSED - Day 3: May 2, 8:30 PM, UTC+3

Originally posted by graveyard890:

EBWOP @ hamuka, who else would have visited qwerty then?

Literally anyone else on the player list, maybe

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THE FIRST NON-ANNUAL OT BUTTHURT-O-METER [UNOFFICIAL] ✔✔✔

Originally posted by DarkAssassin783:

fox line dog me please

Algorithm says I’m a bit butthurt with you


Oh fuck off with your ‘whitey needs to pay reparations’ meme.

kek my point actually wasn’t about that
It was about history being prone to “repeat itself”, if you catch my drift

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Dethy Thread [Intermission]

Originally posted by back900:

If someone really analysed gameplay then hamuka was more likely mafia based on NK.

TWJ was confirmed town and confirmed either sane/naive.

The fact the mafia did not kill TWJ N1 and they targeted DJ was because they knew TWJ was naive and not the sane cop. Only player who knew that was hamuka because TWJ had got an inno read on him.

This was actually clarified by mendel D1 and mentioned/referred to multiple times
That’s why I would’ve been able to say it was a framing attempt in the first place

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THE FIRST NON-ANNUAL OT BUTTHURT-O-METER [UNOFFICIAL] ✔✔✔

Out of all the fucking things to derail this thread, gravey was dead last on my list lol

TP, gravey and Mikk are all down one rank, rip


Anyway, just to take a crap on the thread

Originally posted by Holy2334:
Originally posted by visitor6666:
Originally posted by graveyard890:

Cause he is racist to immigrants.

WHAT? Immigrant isn’t a race last time I checked. He’s not racist, there’s nothing wrong with wanting to put a stop to the shenanigans that illegal immigrants have been getting away with. Ask Legal Immigrants, they can’t stand illegal immigrants because they didn’t go through a long legal process that they should’ve.

The people who found America were illegal immigrants too. Just sayn.

The people who found America also killed 90% of the people who lived there at first and put the remaining people in containment ca- I main “reserves”

Just sayin’

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THE FIRST NON-ANNUAL OT BUTTHURT-O-METER [UNOFFICIAL] ✔✔✔

Originally posted by Pipipipipi314:

A sentence containing every letter in the alphabet.

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

TQBFJOTLD

Originally posted by visitor6666:

The quick brown dog jumps over the lazy fox.

To save time and energy (the supercomputer executing the algorithm eats up 69 MJ/s, and each calculation lasts for a minute) I’ve consulted several university professors on whether or not they think executing one calculation would be sufficient for the categorization of three people
After a quick meeting, they said it would require some modification, but it could work

So I just used one calculation to see whether or not I’m butthurt with all of you


Apparently, I’m not
 
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Topic: Off-topic / THE FIRST NON-ANNUAL OT BUTTHURT-O-METER [UNOFFICIAL] ✔✔✔

Originally posted by TurkeyPie:

penguins suck btw

After this remark, I’ve rerun the algorithm, and as expected, it showed that you crossed the line between categories
I’ve changed your ranking accordingly

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THE FIRST NON-ANNUAL OT BUTTHURT-O-METER [UNOFFICIAL] ✔✔✔

Originally posted by Meistheman:

“The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”

Another run of the algorithm shows I’m not butthurt with you either
This is also absolutely a borderline case, you’re dancing on the line between not butthurt and a bit butthurt

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OTAFA Ship Grading

Originally posted by zhs0O:


I see Hungarian text in the corner of that pic

Anyway gj creating a spaceship 1/30th the size of the observable universe
I assume the greatest weapon in its arsenal is its ability to collapse in seconds and create a black hole which will reverse the growth of the universe and suck it all in
Genius idea I r8 8/8

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The best OTers are always commonly described by three letters

Can confirm

~ham

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Force will resume in May and the OT Team remake will start in June.

How the fuck is that account not banned yet

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / FGF Top Trumps 2015 Tournament (Sign-Ups OPEN)

[insert terrible singing voice here]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THE FIRST NON-ANNUAL OT BUTTHURT-O-METER [UNOFFICIAL] ✔✔✔

Originally posted by TurkeyPie:

Something about a lazy fox

After a lot of deliberation and running an algorithm custom-made by university professors for this purpose, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m not butthurt with you
You’re of course a borderline case, so be careful

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THE FIRST NON-ANNUAL OT BUTTHURT-O-METER [UNOFFICIAL] ✔✔✔

In this thread, I shall go ahead and rank OTers based on how butthurt I am with y’all
Let’s not waste any more time, goooooo


Obligatory top tier which I’ll leave empty, implying no one deserves to be there

~

Negative butthurt

~Bluji
~Gevock
~IAmTheCandyman
~MaginManiac7
~Ruudiluca
~trickyrodent
~uzzbuzz

Not butthurt

~15man
~adv0catus
~burntfires22
~Holy2334
~Meistheman
~Pipipipipi314
~visitor6666

A bit butthurt

~aguspal
~Mikkmar

Butthurt

~Gabidou99
~TurkeyPie

Very butthurt

~Amane and all other associated alts
~ilneutrino and all other associated alts
~ninjaChameleon and you know the drill

Broken coccyx

~GeorgeKillerX
~graveyard890 and all other associated alts


If you want to see how butthurt I am with you, feel free to post this arbitrary phrase which is totally not a sign
“The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Dethy Thread [Intermission]

What was the gambit at the end?

NKing dj (who, as you’ve said, was sane cop in this case) and claiming someone was trying to frame me

My original plan was to let nikeas be lynched, then NK dj, then claim I got Inno on you and that you were trying to frame me
But that got screwed over because I didn’t know votes after the DL count as well (if you noticed, my vote for NL was 6 minutes after the D1 deadline, and TWJ’s was 10 minutes after it)

So instead I ditched that (since I didn’t know at that point in time whether you or nikeas was the insane cop and didn’t want to risk a counterclaim), so instead I claimed I got Guilty on you so you’d be out of tells and I’d be able to steer a lynch into nikeas
This would’ve included a lot more risks than my original plan (again, I didn’t know the IC’s identity, so I had to hope neither of you would invo me) but would still be a functional plan

Then nik resigned and I travelled to Romania and all that shit flew out the window


Also, what were the scumtells you think you dropped?

Originally posted by hamuka:

Anyway, this is a pretty damn cool framing attempt
IDK who scum is, but whoever they are, they deserve some applause
claps

This wording, in retrospect, would’ve gotten my ass lynched instantly in pretty much any game with more experienced players


Anyway
For investigating the same person N1, I… don’t really see how it’s any better than self-invoing
The result will be same, three players claiming Guilty and two claiming Inno, and even if the sane and insane end up invoing another person, it isn’t exactly clear whether they’re sane or insane (unless either the D1 target gets lynched or the D2 target gets NKed, thereby certifying their alignment)
And even if the sane and insane stay alive D2 (for which the chances are pretty damn low), they need to both investigate the scum D2 to certify that he is, indeed, scum
If only the sane or insane invos the mafia, they can easily make a counterclaim and create a WIFOM situation

So that strategy leaves a lot up to chance
Then again, thinking it through, so does the self-invo strategy

I actually took a look at MafiaScum and what the optimal strategy is said to be there, and actually it is quite similar to what happened here
They never actually mentioned self-invos, instead going with trying to clear a townie

While that strategy is actually pretty sound, it has the downside, which the example also shows, that scum knows who the sane cop is at that point, and is therefore able to NK it
Also there are a few logical leaps of its own (believing Insane over Para at the end?)

Regardless, this is pretty fun to think about
Props for throwing the idea up again, mendel

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [missing title], or THE MAFIA IS CURSED - Day 3: May 2, 8:30 PM, UTC+3

K now that I’m on a computer let’s do this

gravey, you’re making a bit of a logical leap there
cl0wner was one of the unknown amount of people who have targeted qwert that night
It is unlikely that he was the only one who targeted qwert
One of the reasons why Watcher >>> Tracker

Anyway, we all know what to do
Check joe’s posts, look for any hints at scumbuddies
For now I see disagreements between him and gravey (hinting at gravey being town) and him protecting RB and Puls (hint at potential buddying)
He wasn’t all that active though, and since he’s a new player, there isn’t too much known about his meta, so these hints have a significantly lower magnitude than if anyone else was NKed

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Dethy Thread [Intermission]

Welp, GG town
Honestly I was dropping scumtells like crazy and the gambit I tried to pull off at the end was pretty damn risky so this was to be expected
I would’ve never thought travelling would be the thing to get my ass killed though :/

Before I give way to Game #2, let me just say that mendel should be applauded for trying to bring in a strategy that I haven’t heard of before (though I did notice a few logical leaps and inaccuracies, they weren’t nearly as common as I made it out to be)
I’m still on mobile (it takes half an hour to type this out -.-), but once I won’t be I’ll try to take a closer look at it as opposed to exploiting inaccuracies to derail this game