Recent posts by hamuka on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / How Deep Is Your Love?

Given that I’m spending time on Kong instead of going out on a date, take a damn guess

 
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Topic: Kongregate / I don't really like the kongpanion system.

And if you’re going to rant

That’s not a rant
This is a rant

Originally posted by Ruudiluca:

How about rather than them being weekly, we could have it so that every Kongpanion is assigned 7 random medium badges. Those badges can’t be assigned to any other Kongpanions.

That way, the Kongpanions can be earned any time.

While it certainly would solve the problem of them being unavailable after a week, it’s also way too overcomplicated and would take a lot more effort than needed
Especially due to another problem, which is the lack of Kongpanions’ practical use

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favourite anime?

Boku no Pico
I mean is that a question

 
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Topic: Off-topic / minecrafttroll Reviews: Deadpool

Hmmmm
The sarcasm in the review was detectable after a full minute, but it was pretty well constructed & backed up with actual examples to make it look like your actual opinion
7/10, you’re on the right track

 
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Topic: Kongregate / I don't really like the kongpanion system.

Kongpanions have much larger problems than just the fact that earning shinies is hard, tbh
That’s the whole point of a higher category after all

(Also, the Kongpanion thread is active rn, no need to make a new thread)

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:

My virus problems have been resolved! It turns out I’m stupid, and that two real-time scanners will grossly interfere with one another. So, uh, that problem was resolved. Anyway, that means I can make long RP posts again. Huzzah.

Yeah, I broke a laptop to the point of having to do a format/clean reinstall that way
Kaspersky and AVG don’t mix

Nice to see you’re back :D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post an embarrassing thread you made

Originally posted by Uberfrage:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by AshCanon:

What was Mikkmars avatar to warrant such a quick delete ?

.gif with an animu girl and the word “cock” flashing rapidly all over it
Warranted to a degree

Meanwhile actual porn (tits, clits, anal slits, etc., etc.) is allowed. At least we’re protected from traumatizing 4 letter words.

I get that tits are allowed but I haven’t seen still-existing examples of the latter two
Link?

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [Competition/Puzzle] Cipher Rush (FINAL ROUND IN PROGRESS- see page 4) {IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT- see page 5}

Originally posted by Pigjr1:

even though i’m no longer contestant i vote end game now so u make cipher rush 2 now

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Most ridiculous suit

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

That one lawsuit where a burglar broke into somebodies house and the dog attacked the burglar. Somehow the intruder successfully sued the homeowners and won a case against them even though he deserved to get ripped apart by the dog.

Lol over here if a burglar breaks into your house you can slice his throat and get away with it

On-topic, remember when The Oatmeal made a fundraiser for two charities, and Charles Carreon sued those charities along with the fundraiser site
That was fun

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post an embarrassing thread you made

Originally posted by AshCanon:

What was Mikkmars avatar to warrant such a quick delete ?

.gif with an animu girl and the word “cock” flashing rapidly all over it
Warranted to a degree

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post an embarrassing thread you made

Originally posted by Andyb112:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by Andyb112:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by Andyb112:

This is one big argument.

Pls, Gab and Mikk generate much larger ones every single thread where they interact

Heck even the gravey fiasco generated twice as many posts

This is still going on though. But it will definitely get locked.

ftfy

And it doesn’t matter, Mikk’s avvy was taken down already, it’s only a matter of time until OT is checked and this madness is put to rest
It won’t be going on enough to surpass those arguments

The mods are sleeping though.

I’ve just said Mikk’s avatar was taken down minutes ago
They’re not sleeping

EDIT: m8 gr8 b8 it made my postcount 8/8 no deb8

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to swallow pills?

As trollmedic said, using something carbonated should work
I’ve never had this kind of problem though, tap water does it for me, so what do I know

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post an embarrassing thread you made

Originally posted by Andyb112:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by Andyb112:

This is one big argument.

Pls, Gab and Mikk generate much larger ones every single thread where they interact

Heck even the gravey fiasco generated twice as many posts

This is still going on though. But it will definitely get locked.

ftfy

And it doesn’t matter, Mikk’s avvy was taken down already, it’s only a matter of time until OT is checked and this madness is put to rest
It won’t be going on enough to surpass those arguments

 
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Topic: Off-topic / things you want to test

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by hamuka:

Whether a textbook, which is set on fire, is a viable handheld weapon or not
Don’t ask why

It isn’t. You won’t be able to give them any burns without holding it against the person (and if you can, then you can probably do more effective damage by just holding them down and punching them) and you’ll burn yourself.

Welp, rip dreams
Thanks though

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post an embarrassing thread you made

Originally posted by Andyb112:

This is one big argument.

Pls, Gab and Mikk generate much larger ones every single thread where they interact

Heck even the gravey fiasco generated twice as many posts

 
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Topic: Off-topic / things you want to test

Whether a textbook, which is set on fire, is a viable handheld weapon or not
Don’t ask why

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are any of you suffering from health?

Ridiculously underweight, to the point of being concerning
Also get sick (cold, strep throat etc.) unusually often

But not really getting to the point of actual suffering in the end, so no

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post an embarrassing thread you made

Wow not even my shitty posts could distract you guys from the argument
You are beyond all hope

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post an embarrassing thread you made

Nope. I only naturally post my opinion, while Mikkmar purposely try to start an argument and cause chaos. I am the victim.

If you do not respond, the argument won’t happen
Simple isn’t it

Now pls discuss how cancerous I was in my youth
I think this was the most cancerous post on the page, what do you think

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the worst "Anti/Hate" fanbase in your opinion?

Originally posted by 15man:

TAKING ALL BETS!
HOW FAST DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD WILL BE DE-RAILED AND ARGUMENT FILLED?
10$ THAT IT FAILS ON PAGE ONE!

Guys we all owe 15man 10 bucks, thanks a fucking lot


On-topic: Fine Bros haters
Not gonna detail it any further, just look in their comments and prepare for terror

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 10-12 year olds have no common sense.

Inability to spell != Lack of common sense

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post an embarrassing thread you made

If anything, Mikkmar is the one who should get blamed the most for deralling threads, his “role” is a lot more major than mine.

Bullshit
If you take part in the argument you have exactly the same amount of role in derailing the fucking thread
And yes, I realize I’m being hypocritical with that and derailing the thread myself


On-topic: I didn’t make any cancerous threads which I remember as being notoriously shitty tbh
Cancerous posts, now that I have tons of

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Super Official] Kongregate's Valentine Gift to You!

If this actually happened this would make my entire goddamn day

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post an embarrassing thread you made

[Gab and Mikkmar]

No
No
No
Stop that
No
No

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [removed]

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

Also, a 2-year-old?
2old4me

This combobreaker is a joke