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Topic: Off-topic / Statement on Religious Topics / Masterthread

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Niceman21:

When does this autist take the shots

the admins literally took the name out of a hat

Speak english plesse

Irony.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Hamuka the smartest kid in OT ?

Originally posted by mommyrocks2005:

It is me.

What are you?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Next time you see me, OT, I'll be in California.

Is this the weather thread

Not using actual location because 1.) privacy and 2.) difference is irrelevant

Also note the time

Also forgive the alien language Google hates me

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Inspiring speech from Christian woman on gay marriage

Originally posted by Ubervierte:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLUwNUg4rTA

Talk about the video. Before you disagree with her remember that she’s siding with the opinion of an imaginary all knowing being of infinite wisdom.

FTFY

Also I love the title of the vid

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How Fucked up the Pokemon Community is.

Originally posted by KuramaJunior:

Please delete this thread. It’s title is sour.

If it’s true, though, the title is still relevant

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you think that the most difficult video game is????

Originally posted by BrainpanSonata:

I’m surprised nobody has said I Wanna Be The Guy yet.

Originally posted by hamuka:

>mrw no one says IWBTG

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Hamuka the smartest kid in OT ?

Originally posted by KuramaJunior:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by KuramaJunior:

No. I’m sure if I acted my age on this forum that my intelligence could rival his. But it depends on his age since I’m a late teen.

I’m 15, IDK how much that changes since late teen is a pretty vague term

I’m 16
Also fun fact: If your a teen you’re technically not a kid but a young adult.

Given that “young adults” are also the target demo for Twilight and co., I’d rather be a kid than be associated with that term, tyvm

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Hamuka the smartest kid in OT ?

Originally posted by KuramaJunior:

No. I’m sure if I acted my age on this forum that my intelligence could rival his. But it depends on his age since I’m a late teen.

I’m 15, IDK how much that changes since late teen is a pretty vague term

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Hamuka the smartest kid in OT ?

Originally posted by Niceman21:

if by “most smart” you mean most autistic then yes

In that case I’d gladly give you the title of smartest kid of OT

Originally posted by Cockeler:

Of course not. I’m the smartest kid in OT.

Who are you again?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you think that the most difficult video game is????

Originally posted by KuramaJunior:

Most hardest game award goes to

Because its a made out of gold so therefore its the hardest.
hard
härd/Submit
adjective
superlative adjective: hardest
1.
solid, firm, and resistant to pressure; not easily broken, bent, or pierced.

Poster confirmed to be a 7th grader or below

8th grade Chemistry says that gold can be scratched with your own nails and that a single gram of gold can be stretched over an area of one square meter

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Hamuka the smartest kid in OT ?

Originally posted by Zaminick:
Originally posted by toddlercuddler:

I don’t think Off-Topic even has a sharpest knife in the drawer

I graduated with an advanced diploma with mastery in Science and Mathematics…

At the age of 18?

Goddamnit, I told you I’m not even close to being the smartest OTer, I struggled to get a straight A report card in 8th grade

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mikkmar is a Nintendo fanboy

Originally posted by toddlercuddler:

Wait … When did Gabidou change from Shy Guy to Gardevior avatar?

Couple of months – a year

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most anticipated game of 2015/2016??

Originally posted by Ubervierte:

Except, you know, PCs can be used for stuff other than playing games and Skype

I don’t need a $2000 PC for the things I do. My $300 Surface is perfect at its job.

Are you even trying

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most anticipated game of 2015/2016??

Originally posted by Ubervierte:
Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by Ubervierte:
Originally posted by thegrayfox99:
Originally posted by hamuka:

Fallout 4, is that even a question

This.

It’s the reason I’m putting all my game funds to a PS4.

Get an Xbox One.

This

Xbone will protect your privacy unlike the PS4
That’s why it has to scan your house with the Kinect every 24 hours and send it over to the FBI in order to keep the console working properly

Get a Gaming PC.

Not everyone is rich and crazy enough to spend $2000 on inferior hardware.

Except, you know, PCs can be used for stuff other than playing games and Skype

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i just had a bacon wrapped butterfinger

ps: it tasted amazing

Unnecessary postscript is unnecessary
Bacon has always made anything and everything taste amazing

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most anticipated game of 2015/2016??

Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by Ubervierte:
Originally posted by thegrayfox99:
Originally posted by hamuka:

Fallout 4, is that even a question

This.

It’s the reason I’m putting all my game funds to a PS4.

Get an Xbox One.

This

Xbone will protect your privacy unlike the PS4
That’s why it has to scan your house with the Kinect every 24 hours and send it over to the FBI in order to keep the console working properly

Get a Gaming PC.

>didn’t notice obvious sarcasm

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Hamuka the smartest kid in OT ?

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

he may be the smartest of the kids but us men are much smarter than him

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most anticipated game of 2015/2016??

Originally posted by Ubervierte:
Originally posted by thegrayfox99:
Originally posted by hamuka:

Fallout 4, is that even a question

This.

It’s the reason I’m putting all my game funds to a PS4.

Get an Xbox One.

This

Xbone will protect your privacy unlike the PS4
That’s why it has to scan your house with the Kinect every 24 hours and send it over to the FBI in order to keep the console working properly

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Hamuka the smartest kid in OT ?

Hopefully not, since I know for a fact that I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mikkmar is a Nintendo fanboy

Can’t tell if Amane’s actually trying at this point

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most anticipated game of 2015/2016??

Fallout 4, is that even a question

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MelbourneBoy's 16000th Shitpost Milestone Thread!

Originally posted by MelbourneBoy:

It’s not about quantity, but about quality

And who said I wanted to be OT president?

Also, fun fact: you’ve been on Kong for 2222 days.

The fuck? For real?

If internet time duration calculators are to be believed, yup, for real.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MelbourneBoy's 16000th Shitpost Milestone Thread!

Considering you joined Kong on June 2nd, 2009, over the time you’ve been on Kong you posted 7.2 times a day on average. Not too bad.

Also, fun fact: you’ve been on Kong for 2222 days.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOW TO BAIT 101

Sinister is being fucking hilarious

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Hangman!

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