Recent posts by hamuka on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / OT DEBATES #1: Does God Exist?

1) I don’t understand something.
2) ???
3) GOD EXISTS

Hmm..

In fact, that would explain a lot of things. Here’s what I think has happened:

Back in 0 A.D., humanity didn’t understand a lot of things. How the world was born, how humans came to the planet, etc. Things that science explained now, but back then, weren’t known at all. So, they imagined a person who was behind all this, so they would finally have an answer to these questions without making effort. And thus, religion and God was born.

Now, that doesn’t mean God doesn’t exist, and is just a figment of our imagination. There are so many things that we can’t explain (yet), that for all we know, God may have made those things. At this point, I’m going with “impossible to know”.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / SURVIVOR: Redemption Island - Extension! Get those questions in here, jury!

Originally posted by WiiPlayer113:

What do you mean you won the last two ICs independently

That I won on my own, without using the alliance for help. Thought it was straightforward, didn’t elaborate. :P

Also post #666 yay. Best would be proud.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A "Small" Adventure (Gameplay) - Tutorial Level - First Boss

Blump

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Controversial Game

Originally posted by LouWeed:

Saw this thread, tried the game.
Conclusion: delores is a better at marketing than game development by a factor of about a googolplex to one

QFT. That’s what I like about Lou’s posts. I don’t have to add anything to them, even though they’re mostly extremely short.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / SURVIVOR: Redemption Island - Extension! Get those questions in here, jury!

Anyways, my question for now is can you explain your alliance and how it went about its business throughout the game?

Well, from what I saw anyway, the alliance was like this:

Best invited me, SS and TC to an alliance, asking us to be honest and tell everything to eachother. In exchange, he promised a final three, by eliminating himself if this alliance reaches the final four. What would’ve happened if the alliance got eliminated? Well, I don’t know; I’ve never heard of a backup plan.

Anyway, as I’ve said in the torchwalks, TC backstabbed us on the very first occasion possible, not responding to any of our PMs. Thus, we decided to boot him out, reducing us to 3. Later on, Dark joined us, bringing us back to 4 and creating the alliance you see today. AN wanted to join us as well, but then fake tribe swap + abrupt leave. :/

The alliance went like this (again, from what I saw):

SS and Dark did the things related to ICs, along with some behind-the-scenes stuff (didn’t know about the things SS detailed in his final submission);
Best organized the votes in the TCs/created a Chatzy/sent out PMs if I didn’t visit Chatzy for a while, briefly telling me what to do;
And I executed whatever the others told me to do, with more or less success. (Except the last two ICs. The results are pretty apparent. :P)

Hope this answers the question. :P

as of now I haven’t seen anything that’s going to cause me to vote for anyone but SilentSand. The good thing is there’s still some time. So let me hear it!

As I’ve said, it feels kinda wrong to point out things I’ve done while I feel that I haven’t done anything that important. But, if you insist:

  • I won the last two ICs independently.
  • Before that, I was 100% loyal to the alliance.
  • My numerous fails gave this game a dash of humor.
  • …Because you have pity on me?
  • Oh c’mon, there’s got to be a reason other than these.
  • I was active in the game. Kind of.
  • Because my avatar is a penguin, and penguins are awesome.
  • Because my avatar is from LTF2, and LTF2 is awesome.
  • Pretty please?
 
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Topic: Kongregate / Controversial Game

Originally posted by CloutTruthSquad:

It’s worth noting that many of the people (kiraninja and 12q12q) complaining about Delos’ heavy-handed moderation have been caught red-handed trying to exploit hacks the game for their own selfish benefit.

The question is who would care enough about Clout, which, in my opinion, is one of the most boring games ever made on Kongregate, to hack it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / You won't even SLIGHTLY compromise???

Quick reminder that Avadon24 was the first and last time I’ve impersonated dev, and that you can absolutely freely report and flag any posts from dev’s alts as they’re definitely not my alts.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / SURVIVOR: Redemption Island - Extension! Get those questions in here, jury!

I don’t know what to say.

I’m in the final three, writing this final statement at half past ten in the evening, and I seriously have no idea what to say to make the jury vote for me. I really haven’t prepared for this; I excepted to be eliminated first, thought I would be backstabbed when I least excepted it. But now, here I am, speechless. Perhaps I could point out that I won the two final ICs, one of which was the “extremely difficult” 4vs40. Or that I was completely loyal to the alliance I was in ‘til the very end. But, since the alliance I’m in deems honesty a must, I guess I’ll be honest this time as well, and say what I think at the moment.

I have done absolutely zero to help the alliance win. Zero, zilch, nothing, nada. In fact, I kind of broke even with those two final IC wins, since I screwed up the plan we had for the auctions, almost leading to us losing around midgame. Seriously, I can’t think of one outstanding thing I’ve done during this 4 months, which is pretty much an achievement in itself when you think about it. I guess… you could vote for me since I failed so much and so hard that I have brought some humor into this game?


If anything, this game gave me a major thing to think about. If I find a nice alliance to fit in, do what the leader wants me to and nothing else, screw up a few times, and somehow end up in the gate of winning via the leader’s sacrifice… do I really deserve to win? I mean, all I’ve done is that I was at the right place, at the right time. Is that worthy of winning instead of 15 other people, all of whom (yes, even Prec, who was eliminated first) have probably done a lot more to win this thing than I have?

Of course, none of those questions are up to me to decide. It’s the Jury’s decision, it’s your own decision. But I think that no, what I’ve detailed shouldn’t be enough to win a game like this. Wii’s backstabbed, strategized, he has done everything to win the first Survivor. Me? I just found the right alliance and won two individual ICs. I believe anyone can see the difference, and anyone can see that said difference is not in my favour.

Well… that’s all I have to say. If you have any questions for me, be sure to let me know in the question phase. Until then, though, I’m going to sit down in a corner and ponder about the questions this game has raised to me for some more time.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A "Small" Adventure (Gameplay) - Tutorial Level - First Boss

Storm Hornet

Oh just what the flaming duck is happening right now?

Okay, so. My spit attack will probably not work, and potentially hurt my allies via this… green bug-thingy blowing it back. Let’s stay at the basics, and use Stunning Sting on… whatever the heck this enemy is.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / SURVIVOR: Redemption Island - Extension! Get those questions in here, jury!

(Sidenote: Thanks, Blu, now I’m addicted to Exploit again due to this challenge.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / SURVIVOR: Redemption Island - Extension! Get those questions in here, jury!

I did, actually, notice that they had badges. Didn’t make it much easier tho. :/

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Last thing you ate?

Fish salad.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So today, I kissed a real girl for the first time in my life...

I say we should change the topic from religion/asexuality. Yeah, that sounds great.

Personally, after reading the title, I kinda thought its continuation would be “…then got slapped across the face.” But eh, close enough.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Awkward moment when you're learning yourself C#

Originally posted by PuerMagnum:

AM THE GREAT PUER MAGNUM de CAELO!

mfw dev screws up his own copypasta.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / On a scale of 1-10...

Thank you for that 4 and a half-year bump.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thoughts on Unity? (Concept, not the game or engine)

This, folks, is why I read OT. It will inevitably make my brain fall out from laughter.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / On a scale of 1-10, how bad do YOU think you are as an OTer?

10. In negative.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

I’m looking for a replacement for Assassin in the Palace.

Scratch that. hamuka is a terrible Assassin and got himself lynched – on Day 1.

Hey, I didn’t fail. I was trying to show everyone how NOT to win as an Assassin.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / November '14 Suggestion Thread

Originally posted by Bluji:

  • meta Kongpanions? – collect 20 / 50 Kongpanions, collect 20 / 50 shiny Kongpanions

If that happens, I’d suggest making the Kongpanion for getting 20 shiny Kongpanions a crown. Then make that able to get shiny as well by getting 50 shiny Kongpanions, so there will be a crown on a crown, because why not.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by overfrost:
Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:

For what it’s worth, I’m really proud of you guys for not feeding or quoting Dev lately. It makes things a lot easier for me. Thank you :)

I thought that was Hamuka?

>couldn’t tell I was joking

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by overfrost:

Is this guy Developous or is it just Hamuka again?

Ofc it’s me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / SURVIVOR: Redemption Island - Extension! Get those questions in here, jury!

Originally posted by hamuka:

cbf to edit day of death, the point’s the same.

In other words, bump.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

Tournament gogogogo

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

1.) Use Cripple on Palace Guard.
2.) Summon Buffer of All.
3.) End turn.

GG crystal, you’ve pretty much won.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

Random brainfart: Chainmail is +1 ATK/2 DEF, not +2 ATK/1 DEF.

Regardless…

Use Counter on Boots of Trampling; block with Lancer.