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Topic: Forum Games / You won't even SLIGHTLY compromise???

Quick reminder that Avadon24 was the first and last time I’ve impersonated dev, and that you can absolutely freely report and flag any posts from dev’s alts as they’re definitely not my alts.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / SURVIVOR: Redemption Island - (Spoiler) voted out! Final Tribal Council starts!

I don’t know what to say.

I’m in the final three, writing this final statement at half past ten in the evening, and I seriously have no idea what to say to make the jury vote for me. I really haven’t prepared for this; I excepted to be eliminated first, thought I would be backstabbed when I least excepted it. But now, here I am, speechless. Perhaps I could point out that I won the two final ICs, one of which was the “extremely difficult” 4vs40. Or that I was completely loyal to the alliance I was in ‘til the very end. But, since the alliance I’m in deems honesty a must, I guess I’ll be honest this time as well, and say what I think at the moment.

I have done absolutely zero to help the alliance win. Zero, zilch, nothing, nada. In fact, I kind of broke even with those two final IC wins, since I screwed up the plan we had for the auctions, almost leading to us losing around midgame. Seriously, I can’t think of one outstanding thing I’ve done during this 4 months, which is pretty much an achievement in itself when you think about it. I guess… you could vote for me since I failed so much and so hard that I have brought some humor into this game?


If anything, this game gave me a major thing to think about. If I find a nice alliance to fit in, do what the leader wants me to and nothing else, screw up a few times, and somehow end up in the gate of winning via the leader’s sacrifice… do I really deserve to win? I mean, all I’ve done is that I was at the right place, at the right time. Is that worthy of winning instead of 15 other people, all of whom (yes, even Prec, who was eliminated first) have probably done a lot more to win this thing than I have?

Of course, none of those questions are up to me to decide. It’s the Jury’s decision, it’s your own decision. But I think that no, what I’ve detailed shouldn’t be enough to win a game like this. Wii’s backstabbed, strategized, he has done everything to win the first Survivor. Me? I just found the right alliance and won two individual ICs. I believe anyone can see the difference, and anyone can see that said difference is not in my favour.

Well… that’s all I have to say. If you have any questions for me, be sure to let me know in the question phase. Until then, though, I’m going to sit down in a corner and ponder about the questions this game has raised to me for some more time.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A "Small" Adventure (Gameplay) - Tutorial Level - First Boss

Storm Hornet

Oh just what the flaming duck is happening right now?

Okay, so. My spit attack will probably not work, and potentially hurt my allies via this… green bug-thingy blowing it back. Let’s stay at the basics, and use Stunning Sting on… whatever the heck this enemy is.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / SURVIVOR: Redemption Island - (Spoiler) voted out! Final Tribal Council starts!

(Sidenote: Thanks, Blu, now I’m addicted to Exploit again due to this challenge.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / SURVIVOR: Redemption Island - (Spoiler) voted out! Final Tribal Council starts!

I did, actually, notice that they had badges. Didn’t make it much easier tho. :/

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Last thing you ate?

Fish salad.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So today, I kissed a real girl for the first time in my life...

I say we should change the topic from religion/asexuality. Yeah, that sounds great.

Personally, after reading the title, I kinda thought its continuation would be “…then got slapped across the face.” But eh, close enough.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Awkward moment when you're learning yourself C#

Originally posted by PuerMagnum:

AM THE GREAT PUER MAGNUM de CAELO!

mfw dev screws up his own copypasta.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / On a scale of 1-10...

Thank you for that 4 and a half-year bump.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thoughts on Unity? (Concept, not the game or engine)

This, folks, is why I read OT. It will inevitably make my brain fall out from laughter.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / On a scale of 1-10, how bad do YOU think you are as an OTer?

10. In negative.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

I’m looking for a replacement for Assassin in the Palace.

Scratch that. hamuka is a terrible Assassin and got himself lynched – on Day 1.

Hey, I didn’t fail. I was trying to show everyone how NOT to win as an Assassin.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / November '14 Suggestion Thread

Originally posted by Bluji:

  • meta Kongpanions? – collect 20 / 50 Kongpanions, collect 20 / 50 shiny Kongpanions

If that happens, I’d suggest making the Kongpanion for getting 20 shiny Kongpanions a crown. Then make that able to get shiny as well by getting 50 shiny Kongpanions, so there will be a crown on a crown, because why not.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by overfrost:
Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:

For what it’s worth, I’m really proud of you guys for not feeding or quoting Dev lately. It makes things a lot easier for me. Thank you :)

I thought that was Hamuka?

>couldn’t tell I was joking

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by overfrost:

Is this guy Developous or is it just Hamuka again?

Ofc it’s me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / SURVIVOR: Redemption Island - (Spoiler) voted out! Final Tribal Council starts!

Originally posted by hamuka:

cbf to edit day of death, the point’s the same.

In other words, bump.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

Tournament gogogogo

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

1.) Use Cripple on Palace Guard.
2.) Summon Buffer of All.
3.) End turn.

GG crystal, you’ve pretty much won.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

Random brainfart: Chainmail is +1 ATK/2 DEF, not +2 ATK/1 DEF.

Regardless…

Use Counter on Boots of Trampling; block with Lancer.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which OTer you think has the best posting quality?

Originally posted by Darkscanner:

Rolby obviously

All I have to say.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

I say let’s leave that decision to spike. I still think Smelt should be used for countering equipment, not Counter, but ultimately he has the last word.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

(2) Counter: Counter target spell.

No.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by hamuka:

Oh goddamnit

1.) End turn, again.

RNG, stop being an ass, please. QQ.

Here. Wrong quote.

Cripple..can be used during an opponents turn?

Yup, AFAIK that’s the only time it can be used. And only if opponent attacks.

EDIT: Well, Card Library says it can be used on opponent’s turn, anyway. Not sure if it can’t be used on my own turn, though, but I should certainly have the ability to use it on your turn.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

Too had. You should’ve summoned cripple before..

I got that card 2 turns ago. Also, there was only 6 minutes between your post and spike’s one. Do you except me to look at the game 24/7 if I’m playing in it?

EDIT: I thought Counter can only be used on spells, not equipment. Smelt should be the card used for equipment.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CCG] The Realm Of Immador [Gameplay Thread] [Always Open]

Ahem, I had a Cripple. You didn’t give me a chance to use it. :/

0.) If still applicable, use Cripple on Palace Guard before it attacks.
1.) Summon Lancer.
2.) Equip Lancer with Chainmail and Poisonous Dagger.
3.) End turn.