Recent posts by hamuka on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / [removed]

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

Also, a 2-year-old?
2old4me

This combobreaker is a joke

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [removed]

This entire thread is a joke

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [removed]

Originally posted by amaintheyeno1:

I hope they chop your dick off, sicko.

So I guess your answer to his question is no

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Kongregate 2016 US Presidential Election Polling Thread (1 FEBRUARY POLL)

Surprisingly unbiased for a survey made by Uber
Maybe he is actually taking it seriously this ti-

The last optional question aims to connect results with potential media induced bias.

lel no

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mods and admins: what do you think about people that suck up to you?

Originally posted by ilneutrino:
2. 65 years? Pfft.

So you admit to being older

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you prefer rain or snow?

No car
Go outside often
Walk 3 km in one day every weekday

Obviously snow

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [Competition/Always Open] Kongregate: The Game [Round 13 - Creeper World: User Space] [Ends Feb. 15, 8PM GMT] [FINAL ROUND]

Originally posted by eProdigy:

an extraterrestrial orgasm organism.

Please tell me I’m not the only one who got this joke

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Which game on Kongregate would make the best movie?

ImmorTall, maybe

I mean, it’s fine the way it is
But in movie format it could be great, even if it remains a short film instead of a feature-length one

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who do you think are the best kong representatives (Non mods, admins)

Originally posted by Starsets:
ham I guess

In exactly which universe

On-topic, I honestly don’t know
If Uber wouldn’t have went off the deep end lately, I would’ve chosen him
This way, though, IDRK, Mafefe mayhaps

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I broke Adv0's legs in half with my bare hands.

Obviously a 12 year old can snap a 25 year old’s legs like twigs
This is general knowledge, not worth making a topic about it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is OT as bad as I left it?

No, it’s objectively worse

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [Competition/Always Open] Kongregate: The Game [Round 13 - Creeper World: User Space] [Ends Feb. 15, 8PM GMT] [FINAL ROUND]

Originally posted by TurkeyPie:

pls accept

0 points, caught by virus, first try?
Holy hell, that likely took some effort
Accepted

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [Competition/Always Open] Kongregate: The Game [Round 13 - Creeper World: User Space] [Ends Feb. 15, 8PM GMT] [FINAL ROUND]

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

Red team wins?

Well I was about to say “it doesn’t matter, but for all practical purposes yes”


I’ve looked into it, though, and things are not as black and white
As it turns out, Pig earned enough tokens that the blue team’s total actually surpasses the red team’s one by 101 (816 vs. 715)
So if we were to talk about that, blue team is winning

However, according to the original plan, the victory would have to be decided by the amount of paint damage dealt by each team
In which case, due to the reds buying Hired Hackers II, they are winning for now


However, to be completely honest, all that is moot, because the game didn’t last long enough and was riddled by way too much inactivity to choose a clear winning team, and give all of their members FGF wins

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [Competition/Always Open] Kongregate: The Game [Round 13 - Creeper World: User Space] [Ends Feb. 15, 8PM GMT] [FINAL ROUND]

Originally posted by Pigjr1:


Ya so how many tokens do I get for this?

Is -69 good
Seriously though how’d you do that, teach me senpai

Originally posted by TurkeyPie:

Are we playing for anything other than a FGF win at this point

I’ll answer the question for you
No you’re not

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mystery Birthday (Mafia)

>tfw it is actually my birthday today

Well, this is amusing

Any setup or something, maybe? Doubt I can sign, everything is stacking up to it just not happening, but knowledge of the setup would definitely help others as well.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

So it’s my birthday
Coincidentally, the Facebook account of the local cemetery decided to add me as a friend today
Not a good sign

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Petition] Don't Let Off-Topic Die #SaveOT

IDK what admins can do about some members sucking monkey balls and the people that kept OT alive leaving to do better things in their lives
But since we all know admins are all-encompassing deities, surely they’ll find a way

/sign

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1v1 me on club penguin fgts

Originally posted by amaintheuzi5:

Second link said that no topic was found.

Nice deletion

BTW: Here’s this
Knowledge of Klonoa’s existence immediately proves you’re a childish fag
Your move

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1v1 me on club penguin fgts

Originally posted by amaintheuzi5:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by amaintheuzi5:

[roflmao]

Man, and people think I have had no childhood
I genuinely feel sorry for you, have a pat on the back

It’s okay, kiddo.

I know you are desperate to try make yourseld feel normal for playing that shit game.

lol the last time I actively played on CP was before I joined Kong
I’m just saying that having an account on the site does not automatically make people retarded

I know you’re desperately trying to prove that we’re on your mental level
But all you’re doing with that is ridicule yourself
Or, should I say, yourseld


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Originally posted by amaintheuzi5:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by amaintheuzi5:
[lel]

Fun fact: if you have never had a CP account, you had no childhood

Another fun fact: if his account was really as old as he says (3265-3630 days) he was 5-7 years old when he joined
IDR if he’s 15 or 16 now but either way it falls into that time range

How would not having a Child Porn account mean I had no childhood?

You sick fuck.

See, this is what I’m talking about

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1v1 me on club penguin fgts

Originally posted by amaintheuzi5:

[roflmao]

Man, and people think I have had no childhood
I genuinely feel sorry for you, have a pat on the back

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sad Truth

Originally posted by yeasy:

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [Competition/Always Open] Kongregate: The Game [Round 13 - Creeper World: User Space] [Ends Feb. 15, 8PM GMT] [FINAL ROUND]

Originally posted by TurkeyPie:

You don’t seem to understand just how bad I am at DJM.

I’ll try anyway. :/

How do I unlock the song tho

I don’t exactly remember, I unlocked it like 3 months ago and never cleared cookies
But I think 30 clear points

Though you can easily check, it’s the song to the left of Isabel

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1v1 me on club penguin fgts

Originally posted by amaintheuzi5:
[lel]

Fun fact: if you have never had a CP account, you had no childhood

Another fun fact: if his account was really as old as he says (3265-3630 days) he was 5-7 years old when he joined
IDR if he’s 15 or 16 now but either way it falls into that time range

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >tfw ilneutrino is now an OT meme

Originally posted by occooa:

No, I’M a girl.

Edit: Btw I’m a girl.

Originally posted by HahaFunnyAf:

Haha.
there is an ilneutrino in all of us.
Edit: Btw I’m a girl.

Originally posted by BigBananaDealers:
Originally posted by anjum1379:

I saw this coming a mile away. He went from a memist to a meme. Memist in 144, meme in 2. Pretty cool evolution xD

Edit: Btw I’m a girl.

Originally posted by yeasy:

I admit, ilneutrino is my alt and you all get trolled hard.

Btw I’m a grill.

It’s “I’m a girl, btw.” not “Btw I’m a girl.”

smh @ all of you

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many hours of sleep do you get per day?

Depending on the amount of schoolwork, I theoretically should get 8-9 hours of sleep Sun-Thu and 6-7 Sat-Sun
In practice, due to my insomnia, I get 3 hours less, so 5-6 and 3-4