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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Good Night Thread

Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by hamuka:

@22:20

(Totally ripping off sabercow)

@23:29

(This thread isn’t even on page 5 anymore what the fuck)

([F])

(EDIT: This post is the meaning of life)

@23:22

@23:17

@23:47

Originally posted by GeorGeKiLLeRx:

Good night, but don’t think I won’t play kong games.

Aren’t you supposed to be gone until the 30th

Were you banned from Transformice too

Shame on you, man

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Tetris Thread (TTT)

Originally posted by Nicemaim555:
Get bored of games like Pokémon or SSB’s sometimes?

well, fuck you too.

is tetris still a thing tho?

Tetris is and will always be a thing, what are you talking about

I don’t have a 3DS though so whatever

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia - Day 3 (DL: 4/22, 4 PM, UTC+3)

EBWOP: I forgot to add this to the end of that post, but my actual examining post (yes, that was just my answer to the RQS questions) will have to wait. It’s like 11:33 PM here, so writing up an analysis would be a fatally bad idea due to all the flaws I’d inevitably include.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia - Day 3 (DL: 4/22, 4 PM, UTC+3)

Oh look, an RQS!

1. What do you think about the 2 lynched being made on D2? Were they worth it, did it cost the town anything etc.

I can guess that Jouteur didn’t want to outright say “BTW you can kill me I only kill those who don’t murder me” in front of everyone because he wasn’t stupid, and in retrospect, his “mafia get away with targeting me just fine” lie the second time around is actually a pretty smart tactic that would’ve cost mafia a member or two if he wasn’t lynched and wasn’t targeted with the NK immediately. So, I feel pretty sad about him being killed.

However, about Gonkey, I’m not so sure. Roleblocker is an extremely powerful role when used well, granted, but with Gonkey’s unstable reasonings and switching from thanking a person for defending him to targeting him and wanting him to be lynched in a single day, that ability could’ve actually done more harm than good. I’d say that even though he was town, the hindrance from this erratic behavior was still policylynch-worthy.

TL;DR: I think lynching Jouteur was, in retrospect, probably not the best idea, but lynching Gonkey was worth it.

2. Any ideas on how we can encourage the inactive/lurkers to contribute in today’s discussion?

This RQS is certainly a good place to start. From there on out, gather out the scummy-looking answers from the RQS and generate a heated discussion around them. Then players should prod the inactive players, and give them pic proof that the game is the first active mafia on FGF in who-the-hell-knows-how-long and they are missing out on a lot.

Also, we should try and simplify our gigantic text walls, or at least compress them into some highlighted TL;DR sections. Wading through thousands and thousands of words only to see hundreds more popping up only makes people think that any attempt to join the discussion would be futile and that they’ll never catch up, making them drop out.

TL;DR: Make RQS, point out scummy statements, generate discussion, then players prod inactives. Also, more TL;DR sections.

3. Which player(s) would you nominate to be president?

This is a pretty tough decision. IMO, the president should be someone who is consistently active and also capable of writing detailed analyses up quickly and has no/few scumtells. As a matter of fact, the first name that came up in my mind was Prec, but since he’s dead (which, while unfortunate, didn’t exactly come as a surprise to me), I’ll move to the second one who came to my mind, which would be Kad. Sure, he might not be that active now, but he has still proven himself to be great at writing enormous analyses, and hopefully will be able to formulate a good decision for town and explain it as well. That is, if he’s not mafia.

TL;DR: Kad comes to my mind, but pretty much anyone who’s active, with few to no scumtells, and good examining ability would be a reasonable candidate.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Petition to officially make today Pacman Ghost avatar day

Do whatever the heck you want to do, but my avvy is gonna stay the way it is.

(BTW, DesireCat, if you do it right (e.g. put it in a blank webpage and enlarge it to 5 times its original size while putting an endless scream under it), you can make your avvy into a jumpscare.)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How long do you have left to live (DEATHCLOCK)

Well fudge, I’ll die long before anyone else here. Saturday, August 26, 2051.

Ofc one site can’t prove shit, and I’m sure the math is filled with pseudoscientific BS, but um, I got a lower value than anyone else in something where it’s heavily implied that a high value is good, that still sucks.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's your bedtime?

~10-11 PM on weekdays.

On weekends, whenever I feel like falling asleep on the keyboard.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A strange man comes out of the floor

Originally posted by zhs0O:

The bullet has a low AOE, which it will only vaporize everything within 2 inches of the hit. The bullet maintains it’s velocity and cannot be slowed down. The strange man is immune to the bullet and it passes through him. Say that you’re a normal human, incapable of teleporting into other dimensions etc. and you can only do things that a average 20 something year old human can do. The bullet is only active for 20 seconds after being shot and can home in on you. It travels at a speed of 10 mph, so you need to like get into a car or something and quickly start up the engine, which makes surviving virtually impossible unless you’re right near a car or other vehicle.

Erm. You do know that 10 mph is nowhere near bullet speed, right?

If that’s the scenario, if you have a good enough bike, you can more than easily jump on it and speed up to good enough speeds. Hell, I can sprint at 16 mph on a good day for 10 seconds, and if I can do that, I’m pretty sure anyone else can too.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A strange man comes out of the floor

It really depends. Let’s say that, at that moment, I’m close enough to a huge cliff. Then, I could jump off with a wingsuit at the 0-second mark and travel fast enough to make the bullet move in another direction, either taking a while to redirect its course towards me or taking a long curve, probably missing me again.

Now, that sounds like a plan. But would it work?

If we’re implying this bullet goes at the speed of a regular sniper bullet, that’d mean our bullet would travel at a speed of ~800 m/s. Let’s say our hypothetical cliff is extremely high (say, 5km high), so that I don’t crash into the ground. If I closed the wingsuit and went towards the ground head-first at the highest speed possible, ignoring air friction/win/etc. I’d accelerate at 9.81 m/s² (Newton’s gravitational constant), meaning that in ten seconds, I’d move at 98.1 m/s. Over that time, I would’ve covered (98.1+9.81)×5=539.55 m.

That means the sniper rifle would take at least half a second with even the most generous estimates. At that velocity, I could move at least 44 metres, which, if I opened my wingsuit in time and converted it into at least 2-3 metres of forward motion, would be more than enough to evade the bullet. Should this happen, the bullet would slam into the ground with pretty much the same velocity, making it plunge into the ground.

However, should the bullet move for an indefinite timespan (since that was not specified in the OP), that would only be a temporary solution, and it will only take a few seconds for the bullet to catch up and kill me. So there was really no point in me bothering to do all that (very likely wrong) math.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is your role on OT?

Originally posted by MaoWee:
Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:
Originally posted by MaoWee:
Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by MaoWee:

the cute virgin girl

I am not sure if this is serious or not.

Why shouldnt it be?

Well, let’s say one is true and one is not.

You are cute or virgin?

Why cant I be both?

Because we, males, exist in this world.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Salem the Game - A sandbox like never before

I have, at first, thought this was another one of those spam advertising bots. Only after the second check did I see your join date.

I still am a slight tinge suspicious, but I might just check it out.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

Oh yay, myhome’s back! :D

 

Topic: Off-topic / Post your Gevock memes here

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Topic: Kongregate / [PSA] Unity games will no longer work in Chrome

Chiming in as a Chrome user, because arguing with Gabi is always a fun time-waster. (Please excuse me if I drop an F-bomb every now and then, I am an OT reg and am used to that being A-OK.)

It has a good interface, is fast

Fair points.

good extensions

If you count “you have to install 3rd party software to be able to use any extension not in Google’s special little web store” as good, then yeah.

has themes

Where exactly? I probably got lost in the crappy settings UI, so even though I used Chrome for the past 4 years, I don’t really know about those.

FireFox is like the only comparable browser.

But it is very much comparable.

Also: IE <<< anything else (even Netscape would beat it for god’s sake), and Opera is not used by anyone.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Ok then

EDIT: Nice edit

 
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Topic: Off-topic / hey flends1111

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:
Originally posted by Pipipipipi314:

Rule 1 of Off-Topic: You do not post on Off-Topic.

Rule 2 of Off-Topic: You DO NOT post on Off-Topic.

FTFY, let’s quote Fight Club correctly

Also, if you make an April Fool’s joke on April 17th, you royally suck at timing

Who was supposed to have made an April Fool’s joke?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / hey flends1111

Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:
Originally posted by Pipipipipi314:

Rule 1 of Off-Topic: You do not post on Off-Topic.

Rule 2 of Off-Topic: You DO NOT post on Off-Topic.

FTFY, let’s quote Fight Club correctly

Also, if you make an April Fool’s joke on April 17th, you royally suck at timing

 
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Topic: Off-topic / omg my heart is so happy!!!

If your heart really has feelings, you should see a doctor ASAP before it turns sentient and removes itself from your body in an effort to gain independence.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / guys Need for Speed World is going down for ever

Wow how did a discussion about NfS:W shutting down turn into racial slur

Also: Rolby essentially went “boo-hoo OP told me to GTFO of the thread he has created let’s threaten him with a report boo-hoo”.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is the Strange man according to everyone (Team effort thread)

Originally posted by dias17se:

The stranger man series were a collection of threads that presented you with life threatning situations where you are surprised by a shady character on several locations and scenarios and given several choices to react fast just like if you got robbed or attacked by a lunatic in real life.

These threads provided you with some introspection about the real you in stressful situations and how you would approach these kind of situations. I personally created a few.

The strange man represents the evil in man. It´s any thug trying to harm you.

Since when did you start posting stuff that actually make me think and are borderline philosophical

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is your role on OT?

Originally posted by Nicemaim555:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

Your friendly neighborhood shitposter.

>shitposter


how about being like one of the biggest reasons why ot is still alive lmao

I didn’t even see you being active for the past 2 weeks

 
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Topic: Kongregate / What kind of game will 100,000 be...?

After trying to fight it alone, the realize it is impossible, as the value of The One is far higher than all of them combined. The give up hope. 3 die. The final two zeros almost surrender, but, by using the power of friendship, and teaming up, working as one, they learn that, together, they have the power of ∞. What a heartwarming tale.

Sorry, that plot’s taken.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / guys Need for Speed World is going down for ever

Originally posted by dias17se:
Originally posted by FrostyGhosts:
Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:

No discussion whatsoever.

This isn’t your personal blog.

Its better than nothing, thought.

I wouldt.mind if everyone started threads like these.

yeah, still better than Amane’s imaginary stories about OT, or the “fights” between OTers.

True. I have to say you would do a great mod Frosty.

Cannot tell if sarcastic or

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does it mean when your health insurance has "lapsed"

Well okay then

Sure

Alright

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My EDM music

Wrong forum. Please post in this dead one that no one will ever visit in their life.