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[CYOP/CYOA/Insanity] Randomness² - still the most idiotic thing you'll ever play! (Under new management!)
Goddamnit it’s been more than 2 weeks, wut
sighs Fine, let’s do this.
>eat a banana seductively in front of 10crystalmask01 in order to convince him
Convince him to do what? Considering the game consists of ~80% gay sex I assume it’s that, but he didn’t need any more convincing for that considering all the stuff you did with him before. But whatever, sure, let’s go for it.
(RFAZMED (not gonna type it all out) rolls 5+4=9)
It turns out to be immensely successful, making not only crystal jump on you and have sex with you immediately, but also everyone else in your general vicinity (excluding BLOODY, who is still recording with that potato despite his literal butthurt).
You also drained some more magical power from the gods (+10 to be exact) along with making the die flash even more and making it gain an extra number (for those keeping track, we’ve literally went up to 11 now). It doesn’t really look safe anymore either, maybe it’s gonna become a shitty plot device later on.
>gain 500 fame for no apparent reason
But the game doesn’t work this way. Then again, it is supposed to be random, so things are supposed to happen for no apparent- ok you know what, fine. It’s not like your current stash is not enough to gain literally every skill you can think of anyway, this just reinforces that fact. (+500 Fame)
>find hamuka and fuck him in order to dra-
No. You can find me, fine, I need to get the plot going (hi there Gonkey, BTW, nice job making your way here), but the rest is just… no.
>using your MAGICAL GUY POWERS create a new universe filled with gay guy mlp r34
Well… I guess you can try that. That’s gonna take a lot of magical potential, though, hope you know that.
(Unsafe RFAZMED rolls 3+5=8)
Not that it means too much at this point.
You do so with a snap of a finger. The gods look on in a mix of disbelief, horror and sheer respect (+50) as you, a mortal, just casually whip up a universe filled with 100% male Amazing Technicolor Wildlife who are all having sexual intercourse with eachother (did I mention that this game made me lose my goddamn mind?) without putting any noticeable effort into doing so.
Every god watching the ordeal, myself included, just stand there for a while, before looking at eachother, knowing that if we don’t do something about this, fast, you’re probably going to become so strong that you’ll be able to obliterate us in a heartbeat.
And guess what, someone’s gonna do something about this soon enough. The bad news is that we’re still not safe.
>nikeas continues sharpening weapons
You take out a katana and start to polish it using a whetstone and some sandpaper. Meanwhile, you relax and sharpen your mental weapons by opening a spell tome and repeating spells in your head.
Clearly, this is gonna take a while without an ally. Not to worry though, one’s coming right up.
>Kuzco travels back in time
You do just that. Turns out that gay rape made you able to time travel or something, even though Gonkey never had time travel skills to begin with. Meanwhile, Logic cries due to him getting ignored so many times in the game.
>after that, transform to Gonkey’s secret crush, Shrek
You do so without any effort. Logic’s tears start to pool up on the astral plane’s floor.
>proceed to butt rape Gonkey
…Why. Just why.
You do so. You know, jokes aside, I’m starting to actually lose faith in humanity thanks to the game.
>leave a mighty roar
♪ And you’re gonna hear me rooooaaar ♫
EDIT: Sorry guys, I think I’ll need the shelve the next part of the parsing for later. This heat wave over here has made me so sick I actually fainted while writing this up (and wrote in some mumbojumbo by faceplanting into the keyboard), just got thrown back into consciousness via bucket of cold water. I’ll probably stay the rest of the day in bed, and we’re contemplating going to the hospital as well just to be safe, so if you contact me, don’t expect a response for the next few hours or even days.