Recent posts by hamuka on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / Jack of All Trades, The 48th Kongregate Tournament (100$ Prize Pool!)

^Showoff.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The worst thing you ever ate/drink

Burger King. No, seriously, it tasted so bad over here that I actually thought the feet-in-lettuce preparation method became a common worldwide standard.

EDIT: I literally posted this in the same second as below poster

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Jack of All Trades, The 48th Kongregate Tournament (100$ Prize Pool!)

Originally posted by AntonioS2740:
Originally posted by Bluji:
Originally posted by AntonioS2740:

http://imgur.com/nXwxTmE

Yes, there was a green PLUG. I mean, there was a GREEN PLUG. Also I didn’t show the highscores because there wasn’t one

You’re still not showing the green plug on the image.

You noob, so you must fuck you off.

http://imgur.com/sAFh31S

IDK, if you didn’t get that you’re supposed to show the green plug instead of the host having to trust what you say even though the former’s been standard for the past 6 or so years even if the games didn’t have highscores, I doubt the guy who pointed out that mistake is the only noob around here.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Badge Suggestions (UUCBG)

11/10 this game best game

Giraffe Attack

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Post Your Fails.

I have a feeling this will be a common occurrence.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DISNEY CHANNEL PROMOTING ANTI-BULLYING. WHAT A BUNCH OF [GOD DANGIT GEVOCK I CAN EDIT MY OWN TITLES IF I WANT TO YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER][NOT A GEVOCK HATE THREAD DON'T LET THE TITLE FOOL YOU]

The only good thing the Disney Channel’s ever made is Gravity Falls

Nice title

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Uberconfession by MadJedi

Literally everyone knew this from near the start
This just makes it official

You know, maybe you could try going back to MJ once you think all the anger subsided, most of us have probably forgotten about the whole ordeal, and you don’t need to be a mod to be generally respected and have some authority
That is, if you actually are MJ and not trolling yet again
Still not sure :/

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is the quote box background color GREEN or YELLOW

Blue.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / FNAF series SUCKS. (Five Nights at Freddies)

Discuss the gem that was the first page of this thread

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Hardest Earned Badge

Originally posted by Bluji:

I’m going to say the impossible badge in Vertigo: Gravity Llama. It took quite a while to accomplish and was pretty damn frustrating at points. So frustrating I even made a forum game based on it.

Oh god that FG was hilarious
We need more mafiae like that

On-topic: IDK, I haven’t earned all that many badges
Wonderputt hard took a damn long while IIRC

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [CYOP/CYOA/Insanity] Randomness² - still the most idiotic thing you'll ever play! (Under new management!)

Oh god fml, so many actions o.o
Quick reminder that I’m alive, this game’s (hopefully) gonna stay alive too, and an update is still coming as soon as I don’t have to wake up at 5AM and sleep at 1AM

exhost (aka my) action : > propose to hamuka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tDYMayp6Dk

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Jack of All Trades, The 48th Kongregate Tournament (100$ Prize Pool!)

Originally posted by puzzlesolver2001:
Originally posted by Bluji:
Originally posted by puzzlesolver2001:

Thanks, I’ve been trying for the last 10 min to edit the post, and it still says it’s loading.

The problem is that you didn’t link to the direct image. Add ‘.png’ to the end of the link to make it work. :)

I understood that immediately after I posted, and it appears I can’t edit my posts without getting a loading symbol indefinitely.

I’ve been getting that bug for a while earlier on. That resolves itself AFAIK, just hang in there for a few hours or so. :)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the social media website you hate the most?

Is this a question?

Facebook obv

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Make out with one family member

Threads like this are not covered by the First Amendment, you know

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Down to One 2015 - Round 5: 60 Seconds: Asteroids (8/3, 1 PM, UTC+3)

First try

EDIT: Blargh

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Down to One 2015 - Round 5: 60 Seconds: Asteroids (8/3, 1 PM, UTC+3)

Lol wtf, I got a bronze medal for posting a damn score

I’ll go get a score in this as well because why not

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Song For The User Above You

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Block all game messages?

Just be glad you don’t have to deal with ghost game messages.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Jack of All Trades, The 48th Kongregate Tournament (100$ Prize Pool!)

GOTY 2015.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What if... Kongregate never had Badges?

Originally posted by 15man:

i would never bothered to play on kong
i’d be a newgrounds faggot

Originally posted by adv0catus:

It’d be like one of the other 3564562344634 gaming sites and suck.

Pretty much these.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Event] Come celebrate 100K games on Kongregate! ROUND THREE!

Originally posted by Heather:

Go Music Catch Go! I love that game so much!

If Rebuild 2 wins against that I’ll be pretty darn sad.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT we pay respects to our fallen heroes.

Originally posted by StOtS:

ITT niceman kisses ass

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Down to One 2015 - Round 5: 60 Seconds: Asteroids (8/3, 1 PM, UTC+3)

Oh dear fuck why this game

EDIT: Second try

EDITEDIT: Screw the hard badge.

EDITEDTHENEDITEDITAGAIN: FINALLY

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Happy Birthday Ruudiluca!

Happy birthday, Ruud! :D

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Event] Come celebrate 100K games on Kongregate! ROUND THREE!

Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:
Originally posted by Holy2334:
Originally posted by Bluji:

I feel like that to balance this out, someone should make a “worst badged games” tournament and see which 8 come out at the top, then harass the admins until they make “Worst. Quest. Ever.”.

You might as well rename it the Papa’s Badgeria Quest then.

Hmm.

Oh no
Ooooh no
Nonononono