Recent posts by hamuka on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / What is your reaction upon begin silenced

I’ve been silenced once for accidental porn link (screw Twitter and its differing layouts, I thought the pictures were by default hidden to everyone and not just me). I posted once using my alt expressing my disapproval of Cocoa’s behavior afterwards then shut my mouth up and waited for it to end.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / (Realistically) Act like another user!

Originally posted by fatty141:
Originally posted by Rolby:

‘im gay i like men oh yea’
two options lol

Kazeelex or you

Double burn

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Badge Suggestions (UUCBG)

Down to One gives me a plethora of ideas.

Data Worm

Squirming in My Seat Badge (hard ~ 30 points)
Earn 2000 points in a single run
[ ] 2000 points earned

Example screeny:


Mathspin

[insert badge name here] Badge (easy ~ 5 points)
Complete level 5
[ ] Level 5 complete ~ Please note that that shows up in the high score tab as reaching level 6!

Right ’Round Like a Record Badge (medium ~ 15 points)
Spin your way through all 9 levels of the game
[ ] Game complete

Example screeny

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Down to One 2015 - Semifinals: Mathspin + Data Worm/99 Bricks (8/5, 5:30 PM, UTC+3)

I think I’m now done.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / (Realistically) Act like another user!

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

You got it! Qull!

Hamuka I remember when developous got on SD and made several OT threads explaining why we should be exempt from the rules and how moderators are oppressive. It has to be developous.

Yup, that was it. (He was actually rambling about wanting to be exempt from a rule in FGF for 2-3 years before he leaked to SD, that’s why I said FGFers would recognize his writing style instantly.)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you going to be buying a "NINTENDO NX"?

Originally posted by abraaz:

I have already preordered 2 NXs

So that’s why you have the logo of the N64 spinning as your avatar

@OP: PC master race

 
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Topic: Off-topic / (Realistically) Act like another user!

Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by fatty141:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by hamuka:

I know this is not much of a beginning statement, but how will I prove to you I’m disciplined, trustworthy, and respectable enough to make an exception to all the laws?

This doesn’t mean I would officially be abusive or anything. Even I say there are certain actions, beliefs, and intents where there are no excuse reguardless the situation.


Take a guess who it is.

adv0?

Aguspoo

Nope, and nope. (Tip: FGFers would probably have a way easier job recognizing him.)

It’s the one I imitated above.

Here’s a different one.

I hate America and I am better than 90 percent of Americans who are nothing but hicks. I will post about how much I hate America inbetween my black veil brides music and goat sacrifices to the dark lord to prove my edginess.

Bingo.

Yours is Quill from the looks of it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / (Realistically) Act like another user!

Originally posted by fatty141:
Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:
Originally posted by hamuka:

I know this is not much of a beginning statement, but how will I prove to you I’m disciplined, trustworthy, and respectable enough to make an exception to all the laws?

This doesn’t mean I would officially be abusive or anything. Even I say there are certain actions, beliefs, and intents where there are no excuse reguardless the situation.


Take a guess who it is.

adv0?

Aguspoo

Nope, and nope. (Tip: FGFers would probably have a way easier job recognizing him.)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / (Realistically) Act like another user!

I know this is not much of a beginning statement, but how will I prove to you I’m disciplined, trustworthy, and respectable enough to make an exception to all the laws?

This doesn’t mean I would officially be abusive or anything. Even I say there are certain actions, beliefs, and intents where there are no excuse reguardless the situation.


Take a guess who it is.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hot Argentinian Babes (aguspal containment)

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

ew

Lol?

I don’t think he meant it as a joke.

Also, why did people suddenly start sharing their Minecraft account names?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Baron-Cohen Eyes Test - How Autistic Are You?

Hm. Considering I’m supposed to score substantially lower than 26, I guess this is fine.

EDIT: Also, standard deviation of 6.6? That means the whole test is goddamn bullshit.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / You.

And adv0’s my alt. Or is it the other way around? IDK.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Down to One 2015 - Semifinals: Mathspin + Data Worm/99 Bricks (8/5, 5:30 PM, UTC+3)

Oh, I’m not givin’ up just yet.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Down to One 2015 - Semifinals: Mathspin + Data Worm/99 Bricks (8/5, 5:30 PM, UTC+3)

Let’s hope this compensates for my suckage in speedsolving math problems

EDIT: Again, I suck at math.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you a virgin?

Yes
(If fap doesn’t count that is)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you like your eggs done?

Omelette, though I also like scrambled and fried (I just shake a shitton of salt on the whites in that case)

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Variable Votes Double Dethy [Over]

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by hamuka:

Oh, only alive people.

Seems like the only way to be even remotely fair.

Yeah, in retrospect it was kinda stupid to even ask, but w/e.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Variable Votes Double Dethy [Over]

GGWP maf, this was a goddamn close one

Who wins from Town? Only living people or…?

EDIT: Oh, only alive people. Well this was fun anyway.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Down to One 2015 - Semifinals: Mathspin + Data Worm/99 Bricks (8/5, 5:30 PM, UTC+3)

Originally posted by TurkeyPie:

Can’t even get 600


bonus pic:

why do I break every game ever

I still remember that CQ2 thingamabob in Rage & Grace which led you to voluntarily quitting
That was kinda sad because you were doing unexpectedly well earlier on

Fate can be a bitch sometimes :/

EDIT: Better Mathspin score

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: discuss chat gems

Here’s one from Your Pants, from (half) an hour ago.

Feel free to share yours.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [Game-related] FGF Achievements

Originally posted by mar12345:

What about randomness squared, hmmm, hamuka?

Oh yeah, the parse of those 24 actions (yes, I actually counted them). Yup, that’s also coming. Just need to fight off the procrastination habits and the sheer amount of dread right now. :s

Anyway, logging in the other acc now to get this done before this also inflates to unmanageable proportions.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [Game-related] FGF Achievements

Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:

I’m okay with this thread being bumped if OP is active
Whose alt is it

Partly Kad’s, partly mine. I might dig up the pass for the acc and add those wins later on once I have a score that doesn’t suck in Down to One.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Down to One 2015 - Semifinals: Mathspin + Data Worm/99 Bricks (8/5, 5:30 PM, UTC+3)

Lowest completion score ever? Possibly.

EDIT: Bleeeeeeeh

EDITEDIT: Better Data Worm

MOAREDITS: I was this close to 2k

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Down to One 2015 - Semifinals: Mathspin + Data Worm/99 Bricks (8/5, 5:30 PM, UTC+3)

gg ty for the bronze

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Message to the human race from Lord Amane

Originally posted by Kuzco12:

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