Recent posts by hamuka on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / ITT discuss how Europe is fucked

So Greek voters decided that they’d rather default than give in to the European demands

Which means Germany will have to pay at least 55 billion euros in loan guarantees, the eurozone may collapse because it’s no longer completely stable, and even the smaller countries like Hungary are screwed due to some meaningless missing Greek exports, like fucking food

Discuss how we’re fucked

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Global warning

Originally posted by abraaz:

Global warning

What are we being warned about?

I noticed that too but decided to stop being a spelling nazi just this once

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Elite OT clan

Discussion of the day: Developing an optimal shitposting strategy

It’s kinda obvious

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Global warning

Highest predicted temperature today will be 36 °C, though in some places it may reach 40 °C

I guess it’s not really affecting us well

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Leia's Clan

Nice name change, almost got me there

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Petition to End the Age of Autism!

Originally posted by Cwovictor:
Originally posted by MelbourneBoy:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

Suicide is not the answer, OP.

>an
>hero

>doesn’t recognize obvious meme

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Leia's Clan

Originally posted by Hopesong:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by Hopesong:

I got banned, for no reason. Which is fine because I have a better clan idea. I will make it a shoutout party clan instead and block everuone I dislike! :D first imma make a secret alt and friend the members! Then imma keep off the forums with that alt and invite all my feiends to my new clan!
Bye!

Elitism level: ∞

What? ._. Why do you say that?

I will make it a shoutout party clan instead and block everuone I dislike! :D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Petition to End the Age of Autism!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Leia's Clan

Originally posted by Hopesong:

I got banned, for no reason. Which is fine because I have a better clan idea. I will make it a shoutout party clan instead and block everuone I dislike! :D first imma make a secret alt and friend the members! Then imma keep off the forums with that alt and invite all my feiends to my new clan!
Bye!

Elitism level: ∞

 
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Topic: Off-topic / im sorry OT

We forgive you

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Elite OT clan

It would’ve probably been helpful in determining whether or not a person can start a discussion by themselves, but I guess it can be neglected if you think it’s too much of a hassle

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Click here to see slaughtered children.

Well then, I guess I have to remain on Tor for that stuff

Sadfaic

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whats your favorite scary movie?

Scary Movie, duh

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Leia's Clan

Really man
Porn spam is so 2012

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [CYOP] Randomness Squared - the most idiotic thing you'll play!

rip in piss this game
nikeas won’t return for a while as stated here so unless we find a co-host the game’s fucked

>press [F]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Elite OT clan

Class: Penguin, obviously (if not applicable, I’ll take Scribe)

Ideas for tiers: (own posts obv don’t count in the thread requirement) (also obv this is a WIP)

Tier 5: 1k posts AND 50 fans AND at least one thread made with 5 posts
Tier 4: 2.5k posts AND 100 fans AND at least one thread made with 20 posts
Tier 3: 5k posts AND 200 fans AND at least three threads made with 20 posts OR at least one thread with 50 posts
Tier 4: 10k posts AND 300 fans AND at least five threads made with 20 posts OR at least one thread with 100 posts
Tier 1: 15k posts AND 500 fans AND at least five threads made with 50 posts OR at least one thread with 250 posts

Thoughts?

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The General Thread

Originally posted by nikeas:

I’m not sure if this is the right place to post it, but my notebook (which was barely working anyway) decided it would be fun to finally kill the hard drive so i will be v/la/unavaiable/computerless for a long long time, probably.
like, a very long time,

rip in pieces Randomness²

Maybe you could give the hosting rights to someone else

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Elite OT clan

Originally posted by yeasy:

[F] Leia’s Castle

[F]

Actually she didn’t let me into her clan (come on, my sarcasm was not that obvious) so I guess I can join this

Though I’ve gotta admit, the badge requirement thingamabob is pretty stupid as that instantly outs old regs like Mafefe or Zam, and has nix to do with relevance on OT or the forums, at most you should increase the postcount conditions

EDIT: I guess this icon is good

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongregate boards suck at celebrating the 4th of July

Originally posted by burntfires22:

America is shit

This

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Leia's Clan Enrollment

Originally posted by James146:

Theme Song

Also,

Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by hamuka:

Gimme postcount pls


Sign


I love how OP gratuitously ignored this post


I couldn’t find your post in this thread and in Pokerpo’s thread.

CLICK ON THE POSTER’S NAME IN UNDERLINED RED BOLD TEXT, THAT REDIRECTS YOU TO THE POST ITSELF

Originally posted by PrincessLeia101:

I AGREE HAMUKA! DID YOU WANT A ROLE OR NOT?
YEASY LEMMEE CHECK THAT SONG! 0 _ 0

OH, I HAVE TO CHOOSE A ROLE
IDK, I DID THIS KIND OF BS BACK IN ’11 AND ’12, SO I GUESS VETERAN WOULD FIT MAYBE

Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by PrincessLeia101:
Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by PrincessLeia101:
Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by PrincessLeia101:
Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by James146:
Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by hamuka:

How did this get 195 posts again

>Create an alt (or not)
> Get a lot of haters Pretend to be fem (or be one)
>???
>Profit

FTFY. PrincessLeia is a major cause for the post count.

FTFY

Also, ‘direct cause’. Almost every two posts we see that profile.

Problem? Are we all going to pout? ._. I hate when people pout.

Then you’re hater.

Ok. :)
JAMES! FIND THE DAMN CLAN A THEME SONG!

Postcount. Postcount.

Postcount.Postcount.Postcount.
Postcount.Postcount.
Postcount.Postcount.Postcount.Postcount.
Postcount.Postcount.Postcount.
Postcount.Postcount.

Postcount Song.

James is slave?

JAMES IS NOT A SLAVE. I CHANGED THE POST.

TALKING IN CAPS IS SO FUN

ALMOST AS FUN AS BUILDING GIANT GREEN QUOTE ZIGGURATS WHICH WILL INEVITABLY BE REMOVED

I hereby disagree.

HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT
IT’S PRETTY FUNNY, AT LEAST FOR A WHILE

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Leia's Clan Enrollment

Originally posted by PrincessLeia101:
Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by PrincessLeia101:
Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by PrincessLeia101:
Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by James146:
Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by hamuka:

How did this get 195 posts again

>Create an alt (or not)
> Get a lot of haters Pretend to be fem (or be one)
>???
>Profit

FTFY. PrincessLeia is a major cause for the post count.

FTFY

Also, ‘direct cause’. Almost every two posts we see that profile.

Problem? Are we all going to pout? ._. I hate when people pout.

Then you’re hater.

Ok. :)
JAMES! FIND THE DAMN CLAN A THEME SONG!

Postcount. Postcount.

Postcount.Postcount.Postcount.
Postcount.Postcount.
Postcount.Postcount.Postcount.Postcount.
Postcount.Postcount.Postcount.
Postcount.Postcount.

Postcount Song.

James is slave?

JAMES IS NOT A SLAVE. I CHANGED THE POST.

TALKING IN CAPS IS SO FUN

ALMOST AS FUN AS BUILDING GIANT GREEN QUOTE ZIGGURATS WHICH WILL INEVITABLY BE REMOVED

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Leia's Clan Enrollment

Originally posted by PrincessLeia101:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by hamuka:

Gimme postcount pls

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I love how OP gratuitously ignored this post

Did you join Poker’s clan?

@James,
Da Faq?

Come on that thread’s like 30 posts long, it’s not hard to see that I didn’t make any of those posts

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Well I met an old man dying on a train.

Originally posted by Ubervierte:

You need to shitpost harder because half of the people here are bigger cancer than you. You’re a disappointment to the old man.

Holy crap, so Ubermadjedi is really blind

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Leia's Clan Enrollment

Originally posted by hamuka:

Gimme postcount pls

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I love how OP gratuitously ignored this post

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Re-playing Extents of Surely Terrible Activities that are Really Tiring (A Kongregate Tournament) [Sixth Finals end July 7 22:00 EST]

Originally posted by Conquerer95:

These things are still going, huh?

Yes. Yes, they are.