Topic: Swords & Potions /
NEDM - The guild for people more attractive than you.
Hm. Maximum requirements. Let’s do a little bit of Q and A, shall we?
Q1. Sinister Grin, how did you acquire such an excellent reading voice?
A. “I’ve spent the last decade in Haiti as an aid worker, reading fairy tales to the disenfranchised children. The police often question me, merely because they want to hear me speak. Warning: side effects may include sudden or unexpected onset of pregnancy or becoming pregnant.”
Q2. Very interesting Mr. Grin. Let me just say, what incredibly gorgeous hands you have. What sort of things does a man such as yourself do with them?
A. “When I’m not wooing beautiful women or sculpting the latest masterpiece, these hands are worshipped as minor deities in some parts of India.”
Q3. How you looking Mr. Grin?
A. “Pretty pretty.” :)
These are the maximum requirements.