Recent posts by burntfires22 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / If Canada is so good

Justin Bieber came from Canada, so….

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The worst post you ever made?

Originally posted by Uberendung:

Every post of mine is a work of art. I can’t think of a bad one.

Originally posted by Sindyctive:

Every
single
one
of
them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is there a list about the users with the most posts?

Originally posted by Nicemaim555:

no 1:

Vegard20: 42576 posts

thats all that matters

A legend among all.
Rest in Pepperoni </3

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HEATBLAST1's 1000th POST CELEBRATION

faget

 
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Topic: The Arts / Burnt's Super Ultra Mega Amazing Arts & Stories

A short story
CONTAINS MILD LANGUAGE AND STUPIDITY
I am not responsible for any loss of brain cells.

The internet is a savage place. There have been many, many cases where terrible things have occured on the internet. I’m going to tell you about a certain character in particular. Well two, to tell the truth. It all began like this:

Hamiltion was a strange child. He would often sit in the darkest of corners and never make social contact. It wasn’t even that he felt alone at this time. Not anymore.
Although Hamiltion didn’t have kids, get married, or even have any real life friends, he still had his own place. He was 30.
He owned a small shack in the middle of nowhere. It was equipped with a rusty chair, an old fridge, an outhouse and a full collection of fedoras. But there was another thing he had; his computer.
You see, Hamiltion has always been fascinated by computers since he was a little boy. He would always wander into electroinic stores and stare at the radios and tvs and even other electrical appliances. But he was extremely interested in how toasters worked… Until he discovered the computer.
Aswell as being extremely anti-social, he was also very sensitive. This made being on the internet very difficult for the man, as the internet is no place for the weak. He noticed that just about everyone was about five hundred percent edgier when they were surfing the net.
He got used to it eventually, hell, he even began insulting people aswell. In fact, he was one of the most negative and depressing people on the internet. He had a name for it. Forgot what it was. Huh.
Anyway the infamous status really got to him, which made him even angrier. He bought weapons illegaly from the black market on the web and he now had a secret collection of different kinds of guns and swords and all those fancy things. He even bought a couple o’ grenades too.
So this is where the story begins. One day while going through his youtube feed he received a notification. It was from that ass he was always arguing with. His name was ‘IDidUrMum’ but Hamilton was too dense to get the joke. He took it as a serious offense and began to threaten the user.
Here’s how the conversation went for the last three days:
Hamilton: Piss off, you’re just another loser on the internet kek
Troll: Oh god, faggot. Is that the best you can do? Try harder. Like, uh… Ur Mum, haha
Hamilton: You better fucking watch out, kiddo. I will tear you apart and butcher you, bitch.
Troll: Oh really? Fine, here’s my address, faggot:
64 Zoo Lane
New York Land
Republic of Your Mother
Let’s see if you can keep your promise, dipshit ;)
Hamilton: You’re on your last straw, motherfucker. Don’t make me come over there. Last. Warning.
Troll: Faggot.
That was it. Hamilton jumped up from his seat, his everything flopping around in the process, and went over to his wardrobe. He put on a loose fitting jacket, along with a Jackass t-shirt. He wore his best fedora, for he knew that this was going to be a glorious day.
He then toddled over to his gun cabinet, where he pulled out an ASM1 and an AK-47. He attached both of them to his back. He grabbed a pistol and put it in his holster, along with a few grenades on the belt.
He walked over to the door and kicked it open. He then did a fancy walk out the door.
Unfortunately, on of the grenade pins got caught on the door somehow, and he was to stupid to notice.
BOOM He exploded.
The End.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [OT OFFICIAL ELIMINATION GAMES] Season One

Bump

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongbitchuary Day 2015

wow ur so cool and ORIGINAL!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongbitrary Day 2015

Sign me up bunneh

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Make more wiki pages for OTers!

What am I too good for you or something

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Great OT Adventures returns

Originally posted by Uberendung:
Originally posted by burntfires22:

I’m gonna make up one right now on the spot so get ready

Once upon a time there was Ubermorgen and he was sitting on his computer one day looking up the latest Kongregate news and he saw that Mikkmar had posted something funny for once
“o no” said Uber as he began to furiously type out some negative thoughts
Mikkmar replied but in his alt because he got silenced again or something with “yeah ur a big loser”
Uber got ubeeer mad and began typing like a feroscious animal on weetabix
Uber tracked down Mikkmar in Estonia and when he found him he shouted at him

And then he went home.

See? Much better than your garbage.

Someone’s jealous of the scope and quality of my writing.

Here’s sum more mate

The next day Mikkmar went to Ubers house with some boiling hot tea and through it all ofer ubers tv computer
“nooo, my research” said uber he had found the cure for cencer because he was so smart
“hahahah” said mikkmar and then uber and mikk had the epicest fights ever
Mikkmar one because he wasnt a sillface

The end?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Great OT Adventures returns

I’m gonna make up one right now on the spot so get ready

Once upon a time there was Ubermorgen and he was sitting on his computer one day looking up the latest Kongregate news and he saw that Mikkmar had posted something funny for once
“o no” said Uber as he began to furiously type out some negative thoughts
Mikkmar replied but in his alt because he got silenced again or something with “yeah ur a big loser”
Uber got ubeeer mad and began typing like a feroscious animal on weetabix
Uber tracked down Mikkmar in Estonia and when he found him he shouted at him

And then he went home.

See? Much better than your garbage.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are any dates notable to u

69th of Deciembre

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ask me anything

You should reply to each post individually so you get more post count and plus I wanna feel special

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Uber the best OT troll?

Maybe the easiest to troll?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you a homestucker?

.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Niceman's AMA

Originally posted by Nicemaim555:
Originally posted by burntfires22:

m8 do something original fr 1’nce

but being original is haaaard and u dont get a reward for it

Originally posted by 15man:

can you STOP being a annoying faggot?
Or is that your life goal?

ur life goal is to dickride me
i guess goals never change

Fair enough

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Niceman's AMA

m8 do something original fr 1’nce

 
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Topic: Off-topic / intervention for uberendug

Because he’s a faget and he’s insecure about it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ask me anything

y r u gai

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [PSA: DEATH TO THE RED MENACE]

CesarCurado for tsar

 
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Topic: Off-topic / your CROWverlord has returned :>>>>>

Originally posted by zicit77:
Originally posted by dias17se:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Autist

 
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Topic: Off-topic / oh my god this song is amazing

Not my cuppa tea but hey thats just my onion m8

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [OT OFFICIAL ELIMINATION GAMES] Season One

Gabidou99 Has Been Eliminated!

Total Votes:
Maowee: 1
Mafefe: 1
Gabidou99: 3

Now, only 11 remain…
PM me your vote

So sorry for Gabidou and all of the previous medals, just remember that we still care:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The other day I saw a Gamestop dude at the streets

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by AmaneTheSpock:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:

Just because he works there doesn’t mean he knows about Kongregate so you may have avoided an awkward conversation.

This.

Go kill yourself Aguspal.

Yeah you are most definitivly NOT Amane.

definitivly

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Edgy 4 life.

Originally posted by Quilladin206:
Originally posted by aguspal:

I dont know whats up with all these threads about Edgy, but all I think off when I see that word is of Edgeworth lololol.

(But seriously WTF is up with threads?

I don’t know.
It’s just a bunch of people succeeding at trolling me.

ftfy