Recent posts by Gevock on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / Kongregator of the Year 2015 - The results are in!

Kongregator of the Year: MyNameIsNothing
Chat Moderator of the Year: MyNameIsNothing
Room Owner of the Year: Piperjean99 (Since Mini owns no rooms)
Forum Moderator of the Year: MyNameIsNothing
Staff Member of the Year: Samantha (Since Mini isn’t old enough to get paid for the awesome shit he does)
Developer of the Year: MyNameIsNothing

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hi OT, an update on my absence.

Are you sharing your narcotics?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So the family sitcom was shut down after three episodes...

You have a picture with you looking right at the camera before you claimed to be cool because you didn’t look at it ever.

Fads change. What is cool one moment isn’t quite, the next. Learn to not be an old man duck.

Does she know you look pretty in drag

She knows all my vices, yes.

ill just live my normal life with a few extra pair of clothes and like a few hundred dollars
woo

You going to buy anything with that few hunny?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So the family sitcom was shut down after three episodes...

Originally posted by nicemeat555:

cool
i mean i cant really say anything else

Bruh read the lockblock.

Originally posted by piperjean99:

My Plans
Well, I spent the first part of my Christmas with my boyfriend over the weekend. We went out and did some photography and ate macrons at a fancy bakery. Exchanged gifts and I got an amazing film camera. I plan to spend the rest with family and food. A lot of food.

Girl, you need to stop copying me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So the family sitcom was shut down after three episodes...

Very.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So the family sitcom was shut down after three episodes...

1/5 Not riding a horse

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So the family sitcom was shut down after three episodes...

Bunneh left our domestic partnership to go work a bun farm. We both are still cordial to each other, but we don’t talk much.

To clarify, we never had more than a grown woman as our adopted thing. We’ve only been buds

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So the family sitcom was shut down after three episodes...

That fanfic better have me in it.

Originally posted by Pokerpo:
Originally posted by Holy2334:

Is it weird that they almost look like they’re related?

he’s into that type of stuff

That’s Eastern Kentucky. Lrn2incest

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just got accepted into a theoretical chemistry graduate program, OT.

Proud enough that I am going to add you back on facebook
nerd

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So the family sitcom was shut down after three episodes...

are you implying the thread was shit

Do you even know how to OT?
>Implying that isn’t the state of every thread here.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So the family sitcom was shut down after three episodes...

You may be asking yourself what you’ll watch now that the three most irrelevant OTers no longer have their hit show still on the air. Actually, I’m damn sure of it, so I’ll give you the “Where are they now” tour, featuring me, almost exclusively.*

So thanks to NBC’s contract, I walked away with quite a bit of money, regardless of the show’s demise. You would think I went off to be an international cowboy bachelor, but you’d be wrong! Instead, I’ve settled down, somewhat. I moved down to the midwest where I found the beauty of nature and things!

So here’s a photo I took of some nature to show how deep and artistic I am:

Yep, some damn cool nature there, but it was kind of boring, so I went downtown where I ran into a certain lady and we shared some macarons:

Yep, some high-class, downtown goodies. Vanilla bean heaven if you ask me. So after we had a couple dozen each, we went to burn off the calories by window shopping and some good ol’ conversation. It was a pretty good time.

Incidentally we both just happened have gifts to exchange so we went back to my ranch house. Luckily I had a spare camera wrapped up for such an occasion and then she surprised me with the most thoughtful present:

That’s right, she knows my fascination for fools and jesters somehow! Consider me impressed by this point, so I told her I’d pose for a couple pictures, suggested I’d sign them if she got them printed:

Yeah, I’m that cool fucker that never looks directly at a camera when he takes pictures, what of it? I couldn’t help but admire her photography skills in capturing my suaveness, so I let her take another, but I totally surprised her with this at the last second:

She promptly slapped me out of surprise (Nah, she wasn’t tall enough to reach my face, but let a man exaggerate a story), but apologized and we spent some time after relaxing before I had to kick the dirt off my boots and ride on that dusty trail called life. I never saw her again…

Just kidding, we ended up getting married, had a bunch of kids and I was happily fat. So even though my show passed far before its time, I still made out like a bandit.

*Some of these events may have been creatively/grossly over-exaggerated, but some actually did happen.


tl;dr- I spent some time with a lovely lady and that was essentially my Christmas.

lockblock: What are your plans for Christmas? What kind of lifestyle would you live with millions at your disposal? Where do you want to retire to?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Hanging out with a loser for Christmas.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Zam, please get a haircut.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Always making the same face as my avatar.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Fuck.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why Bunneh and Gevock Left

It’s because we adopted Maowee and struggle to pay for her high maintenance lifestyle. It’s kind of like a sitcom.

Don’t believe me?

See here:

This is us having to go to a nice sushi/ramen place.

But Gevock, that’s clearly photoshopped, give us more proof!
Can do.

Here you see just how well we try to get along. That’s right, you heard it here folks, Maowee and I are actually friends and she’s fucking cool to hang out with.

But Gevock, didn’t you mention a surprise guest?
Why yes I did! Here, you can see the pet of our little family:

Yep, it’s your favorite person, lobsterarmy. And as he was always wont to do, I’ll post more of him:

That’s right folks, even Bunneh can’t help but love lobsterarmy.


So because I’m not a total hypocrite, discuss what other shenanigans and scenarios would make good sitcoms starring other OTers.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / someone pls loan me $2000/$3000

>mfw I won’t get out of bed for less than $50k

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who's the most likable person on Kongregate?

Trent. Literally can not think of a time he wouldn’t talk to someone or crack a stupid joke.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What do you do when you're bored, in a bad mood, not functioning, to make you feel better?

Napping is only bordering on risky when you do it in public.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Last message MmeBunneh sent me

Bunneh didn’t write that guys. Just inspect element or something similar. He was doing more important things than being on Kong at that time.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best of OT 2015 Round A1: MegaBuffBadger vs. Gevock (Voting closed!)

Yeah, why the fuck did you put me up against a powerhouse like sfj. I could have easily made it to semi quarterfinals otherwise.

That being said, sfj

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Actually, from the morning of said hangover:

and last night’s plane ride, since I don’t learn so good:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Define OT's perfect mod

Present and accounted for.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

I’ve been busy, see?

Second picture is me with the worst hangover I’ve ever had.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Departing Thread

Actually it’s your favorite fascist to the rescue. Either be polite or do not post.