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So the family sitcom was shut down after three episodes...
You may be asking yourself what you’ll watch now that the three most irrelevant OTers no longer have their hit show still on the air. Actually, I’m damn sure of it, so I’ll give you the “Where are they now” tour, featuring me, almost exclusively.*
So thanks to NBC’s contract, I walked away with quite a bit of money, regardless of the show’s demise. You would think I went off to be an international cowboy bachelor, but you’d be wrong! Instead, I’ve settled down, somewhat. I moved down to the midwest where I found the beauty of nature and things!
So here’s a photo I took of some nature to show how deep and artistic I am:
Yep, some damn cool nature there, but it was kind of boring, so I went downtown where I ran into a certain lady and we shared some macarons:
Yep, some high-class, downtown goodies. Vanilla bean heaven if you ask me. So after we had a couple dozen each, we went to burn off the calories by window shopping and some good ol’ conversation. It was a pretty good time.
Incidentally we both just happened have gifts to exchange so we went back to my ranch house. Luckily I had a spare camera wrapped up for such an occasion and then she surprised me with the most thoughtful present:
That’s right, she knows my fascination for fools and jesters somehow! Consider me impressed by this point, so I told her I’d pose for a couple pictures, suggested I’d sign them if she got them printed:
Yeah, I’m that cool fucker that never looks directly at a camera when he takes pictures, what of it? I couldn’t help but admire her photography skills in capturing my suaveness, so I let her take another, but I totally surprised her with this at the last second:
She promptly slapped me out of surprise (Nah, she wasn’t tall enough to reach my face, but let a man exaggerate a story), but apologized and we spent some time after relaxing before I had to kick the dirt off my boots and ride on that dusty trail called life. I never saw her again…
Just kidding, we ended up getting married, had a bunch of kids and I was happily fat. So even though my show passed far before its time, I still made out like a bandit.
*Some of these events may have been creatively/grossly over-exaggerated, but some actually did happen.
I spent some time with a lovely lady and that was essentially my Christmas.
lockblock: What are your plans for Christmas? What kind of lifestyle would you live with millions at your disposal? Where do you want to retire to?