Recent posts by Gevock on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate Avatar Wall 2015

I miss my cowboy avatars now.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How can I send mods presents?

You didn’t ask me for my address.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Has it always been like this?

I’ve this feeling the strict forum mod is back and demanding payment for his effort in the form of pubescent boy tears.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Find Your IP!

No discussion in this thread.

Took the words right out of my mouth. Posting a link and putting “discuss” doesn’t make for a thread.

Feel free to send me a message if you have any questions as to why your thread was locked.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >mfw usa beats estonia

Sticking discuss at the end of a thread doesn’t actually keep it from getting locked. You still need an actual thing to discuss.

And honestly, I’m going to lock threads about Estonia since the weird fascination with hating it has turned into some unfunny joke.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / removed my illuminati post. Proof Kongregate is illuminati

Quit making threads about nothing. Message me if you have more questions.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / funny joke

Sticking “discuss” on the end of things doesn’t make it an actual thread.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >gevock locks my thread for no reason even though it was a theory

If you disagree, you can take it up with the admins. In the meantime, locking this one too and suggesting you message me if you have problems with something.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do people have a good reason to call you "Stupid", "Idiot" and etc?

You clogged your own thread’s arteries with crud. Locking because the thread has turned into a mess.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who would win in a fight! Gabidou99 vs Aguspal vs GeorgeKillerx vs MelbourneBoy vs Amane

Now that this thread has been properly derailed into glorifying people who can’t post intelligently, I’m locking it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why cant animals be gay but people can

Stop with the hate speech or you will be silenced.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / FrostyGhosts blocked me on Skype

It looks like Uber has already won by you responding so much to him.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / a strange someone added you on skype

So now you know to hate 12 year olds instead of gays for every time you’ve been hit on, on the Internet.

My work here is done.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / a strange someone added you on skype

Oh so if you get LOVE from another dude, that’s not from family or something it’s completely normal to you, no?

Spend a week in any chatroom and you’ll find at least one person running around pretending to be a woman for reasons that are not sexual. Have you ever seen a herd of eighth graders huddled around a computer giggling to each other? They’re probably posing as Miss Suzy Q, 15 years old and looking for a boyfriend. Are they all gay? Probably not, but they still find enjoyment in manipulating others.

It’s called trolling. A new and exciting concept!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A strange man comes out of the floor

Reading through Wikipedia, it says that the most common reason for orbital decay is atmospheric drag which wouldn’t be applicable here, since there’s no friction anymore.

Also thinking more on it, the constant vaporization of all these solids would have to have some additional consequence to the situation, but we need a physics nerd or the guy from XKCD at this point.

Edit Even if it did get stuck at the center of the Earth, it’d still be vaporizing all the mass that’d be replacing what it’d already vaporized.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / a strange someone added you on skype

a strange man

He/She tells me “hi hi hi hi hi” and sends heart emoticons

Sounds like you’ve already realized it’s a dude, so do the mature thing and send the little “:3” emoticons back.

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i don’t wanna get heart emojies from a gay

Priorities are clearly in order here. A stranger refusing to share their identity is sending you affection and you’re just hoping it’s a hot chick that’ll totally not be some dude. Hard to imagine that people mess with other people on the internet for non-gay reasons. I’ve never seen a 12 year old boy pose as a girl to mess with other 12 year old boys

Gosh that’s just such a novel concept.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A strange man comes out of the floor

If it maintained its speed (I never did physics, so I forget the specific terminology), it’d still descend toward the center of the Earth while arcing in a way relevant to the pull of gravity. If it stopped immediately after my death, it’d simply fall toward the center of the Earth without arcing or having any other force acting on its velocity (For fuck’s sake, Chemistry never taught me any of this and I’m probably pulling these terms out of my ass in backward ways).

So it wouldn’t get stuck, ever, and it’d keep chewing holes in the Earth until the Earth lost enough mass to lose enough gravity for the bullet to move on and eventually find something else or travel the universe, lonely as Hell.

Also we’re not considering how much mass is being vaporized around the bullet. If it simply what touches the surface is gone or if there is a greater area of effect. But that’s up to the OP.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you PROUD to be an OTer?

So who’s getting recognized? And for what? And why should we be proud of spending our time here instead of doing something far more productive? I’m not proud of playing video games or watching TV.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A strange man comes out of the floor

I’d say it’d still be affected by gravity. If that’s the case, it’d descend after killing me and start carving up the world.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A strange man comes out of the floor

The problem with yours is the addition of

It also vaporizes anything it touches.

So it now has no friction, so any obstacle you put in front of it is inconsequential.

the bullet takes the strange man out, and it suddenly evaporates itself, because the user who shoot it out just died.

There’s no indication from the OP that this would happen and bullets have never been prone to do this before.

Worst case escenario you just die, but so does the strange man!

He may be the only one able to stop it after it kills you. Otherwise, it’ll destroy the world by vaporizing everything.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who would win in a fight! Gabidou99 vs Aguspal vs GeorgeKillerx vs MelbourneBoy vs Amane

What has that to do with begin a shitposter or not though?

Well I read the OP which says

So who would win in a fight. No weapons, just fist vs fist :)


Yes, but mostly everyone has been talking about the users as in them in OT overall, not an actual IRL fist fight…

But I’m able to read an OP. It’s not as hard as some people claim it to be.

Although at this point…this thread is turning into another argument about who posts the worst, so if it continues on like this, it’ll have to be locked.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post your Gevock memes here

If you post in these threads, there’s a high likelihood you’ll be silenced.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Longest time you have gone without eating?

Little more than two days. Was a sort of clusterfucked situation involving my bank which taught me the importance of having actual paper money handy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who would win in a fight! Gabidou99 vs Aguspal vs GeorgeKillerx vs MelbourneBoy vs Amane

I thought that moderators never insulted other users.

How is calling someone a child insulting? I’m pretty sure all of them except melbourne are under the age of 18, legally minors. If they’re not, I’d need to see pictures to compare them to the full-grown adult they’ll be facing.

They constantly insult our intelligence.

I’m here to help people develop their intellectual confidence. Or something.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A strange man comes out of the floor

He added the vaporizing part after he made the thread I think. With the change of scenario, I’d simply die. If it goes through everything, there’s no way to avoid it, especially in 10 seconds. Doesn’t really matter what you try doing it sounds like.