i’m a god damn failure. i’m 22 years old and i’m a fucking cook at a fast food joint. it’s the only job I’ve ever had and i’ll probably never get a better one.
My co-worker harasses me verbally all day. If i told my boss, he would just cut my already low salary. All that fuckface cares about is money.
Outside of work, i don’t do anything. my best friend is mentally retarded, but i suppose that’s better than nothing. I’m in love with one of my neighbors. She’s a gorgeous southern belle who just moved here, but i’m sure she hates me too. Fuck.
I’m stuck in this town because i never learned to drive. I fail the driver’s licence test EVERY FUCKING TIME I TAKE IT!
Worst of all i live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.