Recent posts by Joseph_Archer on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Dog, its best you come out of the closet and tell your family you are a Homosexual Brony. Im sure they will love and accept you no matter what.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Spirited Away. (No, this has nothing to do with Chihiro.)

Joseph

Joseph resists the urge to say “Because you have purple hair, badger old ladys, and are an anti-social freak of nature.” And instead says “Hmm… Uh, the lady kept saying about how you hire people to go after her or something like that. Do you two have a feud?”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Spirited Away. (No, this has nothing to do with Chihiro.)

Joseph

“What is your condition?”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by IndomiPhoenix:

It’s true, all will fall to us.

:’) Ive never felt so proud yet annoyed at the same time. Bravo.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Spirited Away. (No, this has nothing to do with Chihiro.)

Joseph

Joseph sighs “Well dont worry. With any luck her alzheimers will kick in and she’ll forget the whole thing…” which shows that Joseph might not exactly be “Social” or what we would call “A happy camper”.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Spirited Away. (No, this has nothing to do with Chihiro.)

Joseph

Joseph follows, feeling both a sense of accomplishment and yet felt like a total dick. “Well… That came out unexpected… Hey, atleast we got the medicine, right?” He said, keeping four paces behind the macho man at all times, knowing the freaky water voodoo he can pull off.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / this thread is perfect for a black person

My personal opinion on this

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Spirited Away. (No, this has nothing to do with Chihiro.)

Joseph

“What if I set you on a date with my sexy friend here?” He said, motioning towards Finnis, then gives him the “Trust me on this!” look before returning his attention to the Old Woman.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Has OT been molested?

None that I remember.

Although I must say, that orange juice OP gave me is making me feel funny…..

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1,000 ways to torture Trick-or-Treaters

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:
Originally posted by Joseph_Archer:
Originally posted by GotterakaThing:
Originally posted by yes12345678:
Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Torture and kill someone slowly and painfully and record it. Then give out the video to an unsuspecting child.

What would be the point? It’s HALOWEEN, they would probably think it’s fake….

Put audio on it. And show the severed limbs.

Ok, something is seriously fucked in that noodle of yours….

Blame my sanity. It left me when I was a kid.

I understand why…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

I googled Fluttershy and Big Mac Fanfic.

I will say the results were somewhat Fap Fan tastic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1,000 ways to torture Trick-or-Treaters

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:
Originally posted by yes12345678:
Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Torture and kill someone slowly and painfully and record it. Then give out the video to an unsuspecting child.

What would be the point? It’s HALOWEEN, they would probably think it’s fake….

Put audio on it. And show the severed limbs.

Ok, something is seriously fucked in that noodle of yours….

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1,000 ways to torture Trick-or-Treaters

Originally posted by Chilled:

8.) Cut a small whole in the bottom of your candy bowl on the side that faces you. Insert your penis through the hole and tell all the Trick-or-Treaters that all of the good candy is on the bottom.

….. Pedophile much?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Cresent Moon University {Signs Open Always}

I hope this RP didnt die…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Spirited Away. (No, this has nothing to do with Chihiro.)

Joseph

“Joseph. Pleasure to meet you.” Joseph said, holding out a hand to Finnis the moment his attention was pulled from the Old Woman. After she made that final conclusion, he says “Ok, maybe not money, but…” he says, trying to think of a plan, then gets one. He pumps his Swag’ to eleven before he says “…is there something else we can do for you? Anything else you need?”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Zombie Island-Game{Sign-Ups Still Open}

Joseph Archer

“Rule 20: Go all the way; A wounded zombie is not a dead zombie….”
He adds this to his notes as he sits on the La-z-boy. He was in a bit of shock after killing his first zombie, resulting in his cursive to be a bit. The body laid across the room from him, the crowbar used to slay the creature was still nailed in its head. He closed the note book and slid it into his satchel with the pamphlet of the island, and slowly walked to the dead body. He put one hand on the crowbar and tried to pull, only to end up lifting the head. He released, the head and crowbar slamming on the ground hard. He then put both hands on the crowbar, put one boot on the back of the body, and pulled. After a sickening snap, the crowbar comes loose… As does the head, which is stuck on the end of the crowbar. He stumbles backwards but retains his balence. He then swings the crowbar against the floor a few times, on the fourth swing the skull cracks apart and falls off. He wipes the blood on the clothes of the body before he goes to the window. He was on the top floor of the hotel and had a perfect view of the apocalypse. In town there were fires, hordes of zombies, in the distance there were survivors fighting for their lives only to be torn apart and devoured in ways unfathomable. A tear went down the side of his face as he wondered if the disease got off the island… maybe back to America and the rest of the world… Maybe back to Alaska..
No
He wasnt gonna break down and jump to conclusions. It was a big island, who knows if even the other half was effected! With all the forign and unknown animals, insects, and vegetation, it was obviously some disease patient zero caught from fucking a monkey or shit like that. He had to convince himself this. He had to.
He wiped his face and left the room, carefully evading a zombie in the midst of feasting as he made it to the elevator. He press the button for the lobby and pressed himself against the farthest left side, figuring if there were any zed in the lobby, he didnt want them to know there was lunch. He held his Crowbar tight as anxiety made him break into a cold sweat. His heart was pounding and his adreniline began pumping. Memories of all those movies, comic books, and TV programs about zombies came back to him.
Prepared or not, he was ready for the apocalypse. He just wondered if it was ready for him…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Spirited Away. (No, this has nothing to do with Chihiro.)

Joseph

Joseph’s hands slowly inch closer to his handgun in the leather strap under his right arm. He had a good idea how to get a discount on this…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Zombie Apocolypse.

Normal man: Takes Crowbar and Machete (Both are usefull weapons, and they can help in the wilderness and bust into buildings)

Otaku: Grabs the Katana and Shuriken (Because ninjas always beat zombies!)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Spirited Away. (No, this has nothing to do with Chihiro.)

Joseph

Joe eventually prys the cover off his mouth, which then relaxes and splashs on his shirt. He stands up and gets to a point where Mr. Chip n’ Dale here stays between him and the librarian. He didnt understand this magical crap going on, and figured it was best to stick with the Calven Klein model for added protection. “Are we gonna take the job?” He asked Finnis.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

I aimed it more towards Fameboys statement… I see the error now..

And touche, Tinkid. Touche…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by TheFameBoy64:

>implying being a weaboo is a bad thing
>implying liking MLP makes you cool

>Implying being weaboo is cool.
>Implying liking Ponies is a bad thing.

Originally posted by 35kdog:
Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/10/4chan-pony-bans-seemingly-permanent.html

CURSE YOU MOOT!!!!
It might not be all bad though…

I heard about that earlier.

MLP is banned from their home! D:

Thats ok, they can move in with us!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Best 2:41 minutes in R.D.’s career

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Spirited Away. (No, this has nothing to do with Chihiro.)

Joseph

Joe had been wandering, looking at the odd books up untill he heard the words “Test”. This interested him, so he made hast as he returned to Finnis and the Librarian saying “What are we doing, fight club?” He said, before realizing no one would get the movie reference.
He then leaps backwords, falling on his ass as he dodges the fire ball and yells “HOLY FUCK! ARE YOU APE-SHIT-MOTHER-FUCKING-CRAZY, WOMAN?!!?” he screams at the old lady, his adreniline pumping hard as he breaks into a sweat. He didnt have magic like the others. It was a miracle he dodged it in time.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

I respect your love for it, But the theme song and Celestia are the only two things I dont like about MLP….

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Fascinating Arguement from both of you, I must admit..
Might I assist you in removing the sand that is obviously irritating your large, flappy mangina?