Recent posts by zriNk on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / your experiences with pools

I almost drowned in every pool I ever been in.

Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

It’s tragic, but my headphones broke in an unfortunate accident, and to protest this I am going to stay up all night long and do absolutely nothing, also I am pretty sure I’m going deaf in my right ear…., but that’s not important, the important thing is the headphones.

Topic: Off-topic / The official good morning thread

Morning everyone!

Topic: Off-topic / hi

BAD WORDS BAD WORDS BAD WORDS./thread

Topic: Off-topic / Whats your ratio of posts per thread vs no posts in a thread?

Usually 1/10

Topic: Off-topic / Describe the above users avatar.

A white cat, who most likely just walked through a door from another dimension, who seems rather unimpressed by it.

Topic: Off-topic / sleep paralysis

Happens frequently.

Topic: Off-topic / Try to type your user name with your head

*z*sx*r*fgtreeeeeee*i*ujij*n*moi0*k*
Eh, oh well close enough.
Edit: Curse you formatting!

Topic: Off-topic / Test your musical skills.

83.3%

Topic: Off-topic / whats your name?

Dirty Dan.

Topic: Off-topic / You receive a RPG.

Put it away until a situation arises where I need it.

Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

Pretty sure I just sprained my pinkie toe. (also the forum update seemed to mess some things up…)

Topic: Off-topic / how long do you want to live?

30-40.

Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever drank absinthe?

I don’t even know what that is, although I am stupid in my defense, so I’m gonna guess most likely not.

Topic: Off-topic / MadJedi really forked my dongles

Have you or a loved one recently had your dongles forked by a madjedi, if so please call at my attorney office through the number at the bottom of your screen.

111111-1madjayjaywetworth, don’t let yourself become a statistic. (I don’t even know…. quick a distraction! +1)

Topic: Off-topic / Lifespan extension

No to both I don’t really care for children, and I don’t want to live longer than I’m suppose to.

Topic: Off-topic / How Long Have You Been OTing?

About 2 and a half years now.

Topic: Off-topic / Are you a racist

Nope.

Topic: Off-topic / EVILution is a lie created by atheists to turn people away from christianity

I blame pokemaon.

Topic: Off-topic / Which pokemon would you be?

Chikorita.

Topic: Off-topic / Post the worst dreams you had

Well recently I had a horrible case of sleep paralysis, I was kept being pulled from reality back to my dream I was having previously, to a point where I realized I was dreaming in my dream, but I couldn’t wake up, when I woke up, my heart was pounding, and I realized I had almost smothered myself to death with my blanket, although it doesn’t sound bad, I was in pretty horrible pain until I was able to fully wake up.

Topic: Off-topic / You are walking outside when...

Put it out of it’s misery by removing it head, and feed the carcass to my pet dog.

Topic: Off-topic / i have no friends now

Originally posted by Johnyboy29:

Originally posted by Maowee:

these are on my school, one of them is classmate (first snobby one) that is why it sucks :‘( I can have friends outside but i won’t see them as much

I’m sorry to hear that. Just go up to random groups of people and insert yourself in their conversations. That’s what i do.

I tried that once, they told me I was weird, and to go away.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you want the Kongregate Revolution to Return?

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:

Never forget.

Always remember.

Topic: Off-topic / New pope decided

Bu buu… I wanted a bunny!