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Topic: Tyrant / [DEV] 9/26/2012 Abandon Tile & Stalling Battles

I like the proposed feature that a deck can be resurrected if the last flurry of Defeats outweighs the Victories. With this feature, this coordinated stalling is still possible but takes more skill, making it a legitimate strategy rather than a loophole.

Abandon tile feature is neat!

Topic: Tyrant / Best designed card

Zarak

Powerlevel: A very powerful offensive card that doesn’t overshadow the similar, warbond-only Earthquake Generator. When siege comes into play it is shortlived with only 5 health, balancing the damage potential.
Rarety: This could be nothing less than Rare with its damage output, but it isn’t insane enough to warrant Legendary status. “Unique” was probably considered, I have yet to see more than one in a deck, but that would be frightening.
Fun: All the usual fun of a Strike All card coupled with Enfeeble of its own. Keeping it alive is a blast-
Purpose/Decks: Personally, I have this in a Mono-Xeno, pairing him effectively with both Rifter and with Eviscerator. In the later case, I find myself waiting for the assault’s Chaos All to kick in to shut down assault-based Siege on the other side. Zarak could easily fit in with a wall deck, heavy strike and possibly quickstrike.
Flavour: The real appeal in this card to me is the theme of it. The Xenos are constantly adapting in the questline as a plot device to introduce new abilities. Here, the Xenos have created a siege-engine with the ability to single-handedly punch through the rising threat of “Protect” so heavily used by the Righteous. Aesthetically as alien as any other Xeno card, a twisting, thorned spire visually crawling with energy thrusts from the ground amidst pillars (smokestacks, cannons, supporting structures?) that could possibly be Righteous or “Human” in origin.

Topic: Tyrant / [Ash Company] is Recruiting

Well, please give us a defense war whenever you don’t have other priorities. We look forward to an actual battle next time. :)

Topic: Tyrant / [Ash Company] is Recruiting

Originally posted by Redlaw:

That is probably the worst name I have ever heard for a faction. Ash?

huh?

Topic: Tyrant / [SPOILER] Awakening Set

Originally posted by Baragmond:

Sometimes when the apple pie is fresh out of the oven and filling the kitchen with this wonderful smell I like to complain about the fact that there are not ten pies. Then I do a dance and pull my hair, spinning counter clockwise while I do math. At this point I can usually levitate which surprises most people. I may or may not remember the fact that there is a pie not ten feet from me. If I don’t, I just turn my angst inward at not having the ten pies I want. This powerful feeling of course must be shared with everyone like some sort of all consuming whirlwind of weeping teddy bears with their noses cut off. But then again, sometimes I just look at the single pie and cut it into pieces and share them with everyone I know. At least Grandma baked a pie.

And this time it smells like Xeno pie.

Topic: Tyrant / [Ash Company] is Recruiting

Ash Company is on good terms with the metaphysical. If you join before the new set is released, Santa himself will transfer a welcoming gift of 60 War Bonds to your account. Woah nellie! That’s a groovy deal! And five months before Christmas time, no less? You may think to yourself, “there must be a catch,” well…

Topic: Tyrant / [Ash Company] is Recruiting

WRROOOOOOCH!

Topic: Tyrant / [Ash Company] is Recruiting

Founding members of Rust Company meaning the non-LoA side of things. We don’t bite. No offense, LoA folk, please don’t bite me. I would prefer to accept members who are at least north of level 15-20 so that we know you like the game, and you must show some effort in wanting to play and learn, but all in all we are very laid back.

In lieu of directly speaking with one of us, you can send the boss a kong PM that he’ll receive the next time he logs in:
http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Baragmond/private_messages
Please fill the man’s inbox with all manner of questions and comments regarding his faction, the game in general and his personal life. He’s a vegetarian and he strongly believes in leprechauns. Just putting that out there.

and this needs to come with us…

Originally posted by LordBucket:

Hail Eris!

Topic: Tyrant / [To dev] - Faction Revolution

I think these are great ideas. If the developers implemented even one or two of these, it would make things tremendously more interesting.

I joined Tyrant during Gamestop’s US sweepstakes. I immediately hated it. It was boring. I planned on hitting level 10 for my two entries and leaving. Then my father and a group of friends started playing with me and we decided to create a laid-back, family-style faction (which didn’t work out quite as we planned).
It was the community effort that made everything worth playing. I met some great folks, and it was always much more fun to play sitting at the same table with friends, or sitting in heavy in-game chat, than playing alone. I don’t regret the 10 months I’ve spent on this game. But it’s gotten boring again. Tournaments revitalized everything, and are still fun, but there hasn’t been a great content update since. While I was one of the few not outraged with Crafting, it’s not something to ‘do’ as much as something to pass through with the same old grind. The amount of players seems to have lulled, and most of my friends are burning and dropping out beside me.

Something needs to happen, and I think mister Yzul has a fantastic take on what that something should look like.

Topic: Tyrant / [Recruitment] [Level 14] Join the Guns of Discordia Today!

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

Topic: Tyrant / [Consortium] - feedback on the new release

My general opinion is neutral, but +1 for 5/11

Topic: Tyrant / [Recruitment] [Level 20] "That's All She Wrote", top 5 faction... Recruiting :) discussion

Amazing war, guys! We pulled some shenanigans at the end, and That’s All She Wrote replied in full force. We must have both jumped a grand and a half or so. Very fun, congrats!

Topic: Tyrant / [Recruitment] [Level 14] Join the Guns of Discordia Today!

And if you don’t like crazy french folk, you can go somewhere else. :)

Topic: Tyrant / [Recruitment] [Level 14] Join the Guns of Discordia Today!

Happy Saint Patrick’s day from the Discordants.
Pogue mahone!

Topic: Tyrant / [Guide] phobos expansion mission help and more

I got Space Wars with… Dracorex: Apollo, Support Carrierx5, Xanadu, Feral Scorpion, Disposer, Elemental. Throw as many fliers out there as possible, play Scorpion and/or Disposer in response to their Fear units and drop Elemental last with a carrier next to it. Not sure what my win rate is on this.

Topic: Tyrant / [Bug report] War ended after 23 mins

Yeah, the rankings board just did some crazy things. Guns of Discordia is #7? We were… well I don’t know, #30 or something.

Topic: Tyrant / Tyrant is down

The Great Tyrant Outtage of March 9th
2s of FPs were lost. 10s of Honors were lost. Thousands of Golds were lost. It was a great tragedy, and the playerbase agrees it may take years for them to fully recover from this incident.

Topic: Tyrant / [Recruitment] [Level 14] Join the Guns of Discordia Today!

That’s a right-smart yarn there, chap. I’d brush a saphead that had the idear to set-to yer crack cow sense. Box-herder!

Topic: Tyrant / [Recruitment] [Level 14] Join the Guns of Discordia Today!

Originally posted by Yzul:

Hi all,
With my crew we’ve just opened the door of this faction and i can tell you that I’ll not open an another door.
This team is not just a f****** ass team, it’s a great team with a lot of talkative people and a good atmosphere.
80 days to be rank 34 … what else ?
So if you are active, talkative and fun, open this door ! ;)

… f****** ass team… … fu…in… ass-team… … … hmmm.

Topic: Tyrant / [Recruitment] Enter The Hole today!

Originally posted by The_Lone_Pisces:

Pics or gtfo :P

or did you mean the defense war

Topic: Tyrant / [Recruitment] Enter The Hole today!

Guns of Discordia: 14,285
The Hole: 14,258
Awesome war, awesome faction. We were yelling, “Yeeeeeeah!… … Nooooooooo!… … Yeeeeeeah, 2-point lead!” at the 1-minute mark. Was the type we had to do a sweep through the roster afterwards and drop whispers in props. And these guys all replied with props in return and great conversation, which almost never happens. People are always so crotchety. Or foreign. Sometimes I can’t tell the difference.
err, I’ll stop while I’m ahead.

Great war, guys! Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have a defense war to lose…

Topic: Tyrant / Riding a Lawnmower Through a Sea of Kittens

Wake up, log in, check wars, dump stamina. Remember to eat something. Dump more stamina. Hang out with the faction. Stop or ignore “epeening” and arguments between other factions. dump stamina. Defense war! Stamina check. Allocate members to defense war. srstalk in IRC time. what’d my girlfriend say? whoops. Someone’s mad about something. Find a new active war. No, we’re allied with those guys… Are we allied with these guys— no, they’re just cool. okay those guys. dump stamina. Officers say it’s time to kick one of the lowbies. figure out who isn’t doing the best. Man I like that guy. Sent him a message, but chose someone else. fine, I don’t even know who that is. send him a message, boot him. dump stamina. err, eat again. shower. sleep. rinse, repeatxmonth. Have to kick the guy that you liked. Made lots of friends. Half of them left. Can’t stay afloat. No, I don’t want to merge with them, their name is ridiculous. What does that even mean? This is exhausting. Man, let’s just kick it over and start a new one with the crowd that’s left. We can autofight for a month and then maybe I’ll actually want to play again.

Topic: Tyrant / [Recruitment] [Level 14] Join the Guns of Discordia Today!

Those of Guns of Discordia are not afraid of showing their faces!

Unless they are afraid of faces.

Topic: Tyrant / [Recruitment] [Level 14] Join the Guns of Discordia Today!

We’ve been hanging in the Top 10 of the “Hot List” Faction Tracker spreadsheet this week!
We recently hit Level 11. It won’t be long until we have access to Skimmers, and not long then until we have that odd Arachnos fellow and the demonic rabbit guy. We roll slow, steady and solid.
Both our glorious leader Wario and an officer, Destitute have K+, and we make extensive use of the Private Chat function. There’s always deck and war banter when we’re not talking about hashbrowns and trying to understand what Sangfroid is talking about (no offense, Sang, rock on brother!)
We have an advanced spreadsheet that we need to use more, and we have fairly consistant raids in which a whole hoard of our members will each hit 1500 and 2000 honor.
The following is an extensive list of our roster oriented towards bragging about these high-level guys we like quite a lot and to strike fear into the hearts of our enemies.
While we can’t really take anyone below level 20, we may be able to accept lower-level applicants depending on their specific cardpools. LSpike’s been with us for about two months and we got him when he was around level 15, and he’s one of our highest scoring surgers on a regular basis.

LilyAldrin: 118
Zicron: 105
Oskiw: 104
Tazoatrekei: 103
Christelle: 103
Mercenary42: 102
Sangfroid: 97
Dersou: 95
Teamninja_Fan: 89
AEnema6901: 84
WarioVanPeebles: 83
Baragmond: 83
Kreeshanman: 80
Aidsmonger: 78
Deft700: 77
Blindsid3: 76
Destituteman: 73
Sureon: 69
Dweyhell: 69
WonderSpore: 67
Leftwei: 66
Kjmartin: 64
Unril: 63
Korlanthius: 61
The_Fezig: 58
Thadwilliams: 56
Livio17: 52
LSpike: 51
Invain: 47
Merdis: 46
Mehsticles: 45
Maverickk: 43
Zrilak: 39
Clubmoorjr: 31
Geronap: 30
Woot12345: 30

This resized image is the first result I recieved on Google Images after searching for ‘kitten.’ It is to my understanding girls like kittens and this is a nonchalant tactic aimed to draw girls into the faction, because girls are cool.

Interested in joining us, or do you have more questions? Send WarioVanPeebles, Baragmond or I a PM, or come drop by Room 13 and yell for the Guns of Discordia until someone acknowledges you. And if you go directly to the boss, make sure you tell him it was my bump that enthralled you so that I get bonus points.

Topic: Tyrant / [Recruitment] [Level 14] Join the Guns of Discordia Today!

Originally posted by Macafeu:

these guys are the real deal, baragmond, dweyhell and wario… really nice folks.

join them if you’re cool.

And if you’re not cool, don’t worry. Prolonged proximity to our cool will make you cool.

Continuing with the theme of this page…

mindbullets
that is all, thank you