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Topic: Off-topic / how old does ot think i am

how old do u all think i am.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / this forum is boring and full of 11 year olds.

it really is.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to be beautiful

hey you ugly cunts heres a guide on how to be beautiful cause i know y’all need it you motherfuckers.

1. commitment and motivation. u need commitment and motivation. it can be anything. that girl u like but u know shes way out of your league? well, time to stop being such a big loser and grow some balls. do it for her you lazy cunt. remember that bully kid who bothered u because u were a fat/ugly lard? do it for him. show him u aint an ugly cunt but an okay looking cunt. just get anything. show the world u can do it. stop playing videogames and watching tv, they only hold you back and make you stupider.

2. excercise. get a hobby, it can be anything that requires physical effort. swimming, basketball, karate, martial arts. anythings thats not some pussy ass shit like zumba or w/e. just be active in general and excercise at least every 2 days. after losing all that excess 200 lbs in ur fat ass u can start working out to define ur muscle. do u even lift bro?

3. hygiene. a beautiful person has a great hygiene. brush your teeth, use mouthwash and then floss your teeth (do this at least 2 times a day, morning and night. yes ur gums are gonna bleed the first few days but its beatiful people blood). wash ur hair, use conditioner, and comb it everyday and often. wahs ur face a lot. a lot. a big lot, its gonna get rid of all that pizza-ass face of yours. shave ur ugly mexican pedophile mustache and shave often unless ur trying to grow a beard. unless its a neckbeard. hygiene is probably the most important step cause u can be uglyaf but if u have a good hygiene you will be attractive.

4. attitude. develop a winner attitude. nobody wants to hear about that time u raided a goblin hideout with ur internet buddies. fuck that stop playing mmo’s and videogames in general they hold u back. take risks in life u pussy. listen to real music, not shitty metal or w/e u losers listen to nowadays. look people in the eye when you talk to them and at least act like urinterested in what theyre saying. stop being so awkward around people.

i hope i can help u losers.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The falcklands

okay aguspal if you say so

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have to shit.

sort of

 
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Topic: Off-topic / does my avatar move

why doesnt it move like normalyy what am i doin wrong?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / does my avatar move

does it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / LE ARROW IN LE KNEE XXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

le funny joke

 
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Topic: Off-topic / is it me or this place is dead?

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

Well there are a few reasons this could be happening:

  • College students have only a few weeks left before finals, some might even have it this month
  • Spring break just started for many people so they might be traveling
  • Most of OT users are students, so those who aren’t on break are busy with school
  • People have jobs

And more. There’s quite a few logical reasons in my opinion.

so people didnt work, study, or have springbreak in 2013 or 2012? is that a 2014 thing?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I still havent watched porn yet-should I?

guys aguspal is weird.

btw itt 12 year old kids talking about porn.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I still havent watched porn yet-should I?

aguspal your life is sad.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / is it me or this place is dead?

theres like 2 people online at any given time. i remember one time threads would actually develop instead of getting 2 replies and dying.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / whats up ot im working out

Originally posted by DiablosDeAngel:

I’ve just been drinking and smoking. Same shit, different day.

why dont you try breaking out of your comfort zone

 
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Topic: Off-topic / whats up ot im working out

Originally posted by cesarcurado:

yo nigga im upp to good stuff nigga swag

trying to hard to be a baller.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / whats up ot im working out

just thought i’d let you know my dearest of the ni**as. what are you up to.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Homestuck is stupid

Why do people like it?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I hate it when people do this

Originally posted by Roki123:

where were u?

outside school after class.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why does everyone like me

Originally posted by Maowee:

Name a reason you like me
discuss said reason
and me

inb4sum1statestheydunlykme

i dont like you i think youre obnoxious.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I hate it when people do this

yesterday there was a circle of my friends but i didnt feel like being part of it. i was standing near alone just staring somewhere else. this one friend from the circle approaches me like “hey what are you doing today?” and im like “uhh nothing hbu” and we talked for like 10 seconds before the circle starts quickly moving towards us and they end up trapping me. after an awkward moment i deicded to get out the circle and sit down. some time passed and a girl friend of mine came around and we started talking. another 1 guy from the circle tried to awkwardly talk to her, but i was there and we kept talking for a while. Again, not too much time passed before they were starting to circle us and just standing there awkwardly laughing at what we said.

people sometimes just need personal time you know? dont you do this shit guys.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Asperger's thread

Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

official list of people with aspergers:

aguspal
mmebunneh
zaminic
cocoa
ReallyIntoBooks

do these kids really have assburgers?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Asperger's thread

Originally posted by Cwovictor:

What exataly do you mean by headmates?

A headmate is someone who lives inside your headspace, not the usual voice you hear, but having multiple people with their own personalities and traits and such, and live together in your headspace. For example, my headmates are the 11th doctor, Susan Truffle (a character i created that studies in hogwarts) and Louis (a trans-gendered FTM wolf that is usually very horny).

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Asperger's thread

This is a thread I made for people with asperger’s syndrome, otherkins, headmates and such. Discuss please.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is every cartoon show adventure time now?

so first there was the adventure of flapjack, and chowder. those shows were weird, and pretty much gave birth to adventure time. and its like adventure time started a thing, that was then followed by regular show and the amazing world of gumball, gravity falls, etc… and so slowly they kinda took over the whole cartoon industry. now we have so many cartoon and pilots that are basically that: uncle grandpa, secret mountain fort awesome, clarence, paranormal roomates, lakewood plaza turbo, stevens universe, mars safari, verne on vacation, im sure theres a lot more but ugh so many.
all this shows have something in common but i cant quite put my finger on it.
its like every single animator is trying to be adventure time. and that show sucks.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Alpha male advice

Whats the name for these style of jeans that are worn on the calves? like 3 fingers over your ankles.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Venezuela

heres a few videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=vxbdzBYjAug&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DvxbdzBYjAug%26feature%3Dyoutu.be&app=desktop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqmzfwqczZw&list=HL1392871116

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISUqG3qAW04

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTvRH6AOVWE (watch out for this last one, taken from left-wing channel, graphic content)