Recent posts by DelanoWinchester on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. As it is handed to you, your drop it and shit blows up on your testicles.

I wish I had 2 working thumbs on each hand, rather than one.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

That… That was beautiful. I thank you. :’)

DAMMIT Taylor beat me. 6/10, kinda catchy, but wasn’t really my thing.

Man in Motion by John Parr

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Nostalgic Cartoon Thread

SAMURAI
MOTHER FUCKING
JACK

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

JustSaiyan.jpg

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm running for preseident, so I am going to do it... Now. Fast and hard up da blokz!

Originally posted by Redfin_802:
Originally posted by ATKGWFO:

What is your policy on bronies

They get their own facility. They are not allowed to leave the facility, cuz all the doors are locked. They can party though. We dont feed them cuz we want them to starve and die, or eat the other bronies in the facility with them.

I think you just lost the votes of half the world.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by Aeon_the_Hermit:

Pony Jet Update:

F-2A “Applejack”
F-14D Super Tomcat “Rarity”

Complete!

BTW, I loved the GIF. It was fucking awesome. Whisper and Rainboom are cleverly thought names, and I award you an Internet for such pleasent shenanigans.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How much would the suicide rate go up if

I think through the power of Fan-Made videos and FanFiction, the fandom would be just fine. Ofcourse, a lot of people would be pissed, and I wouldn’t be suprized if there was a riot or two, but I don’t think any Bronies or the Fandom itself will die. I mean, just because Gurren Lagann (don’t get me wrong, as a brony I will admit that TTGL is the awesomest thing ever) only had 27 episodes, do the fans love it any less than if it continued?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

I could be wrong (I have been before), but I think our friend with the Filly was making a Poker Reference.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what are you opinions on obama backing gау marriage?

inb4Homophob-

Originally posted by Makilio:

It’s immoral and he’s going to burn in hell for siding with those sinners.

Too late…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

^ Awesome.

I feel like crafting a band of Role-Playing bronies to form “The League of Extrordinary Equestrians”. Essentially Super-Ponies (and other) that hold back the hordes of vigilantly in the name of their princesses. Once the Everfree Forest is reclaimed from the oldfags, I think this could be a fun idea.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

Originally posted by jacobmatto:

7.5/10 It’s a classic.

Jakwob – Slaves

Great soul downtempo track I found recently. Damn, those vocals..

8/10 I think I jizzed a little…

The Baddest – Krispy Kreme
I will pay in precious nostolgia to whomever can sit through this.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How often do you masturbate?

Does anyone know where I can find pornography depicting an actual, succesful relationship?
That is my fetish.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

OH MY GOD

GUIZE, SOMETING JUST OCCURED TO ME~

WHO WERE THE FIRST BRONIES, AND WHY THE FUCK WERE THEY WATCHING THIS SHOW?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How often do you masturbate?

Minimum Twice a day, Every day.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by Raelito:
Originally posted by DelanoWinchester:

Completely unrelated, yesterday I somehow ended up reading a FiMfic without any clop. An action I pledged an unspoked oath that I would never do it, as almost every FanFic of any fandom I read sucks, some of which can actually leave me in worse condition then before.

For the love of science, it went a million times better than expected.

Anyone know other good FanFics? Besides horror, or gore porn from that freaky motherfucker Buggie, or Clop. Ok, maybe a little clop, but I’m focused on good, entertaining stories.

Collar

I… Uhh… Should’a mentioned that, unlike other bronies, I’m not into lesbians. Or Homosexuality at all for that matter. Don’t get me wrong, its just not a subject I can clop to enjoy reading. My bad.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Completely unrelated, yesterday I somehow ended up reading a FiMfic without any clop. An action I pledged an unspoked oath that I would never do it, as almost every FanFic of any fandom I read sucks, some of which can actually leave me in worse condition then before.

For the love of science, it went a million times better than expected.

Anyone know other good FanFics? Besides horror, or gore porn from that freaky motherfucker Buggie, or Clop. Ok, maybe a little clop, but I’m focused on good, entertaining stories.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

MLP Livestream hosted by NLR on right now. Season 2 finale supposed to go up soon.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Look at what Obama has done to this country.

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:
Originally posted by DelanoWinchester:

Personnally, I think we should give Clinton some Viagra and put that swaggy bastard back in office.

But he’s already been president twice.

Are you sure? I thought he only spent one term…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Look at what Obama has done to this country.

Personally, I think we should give Clinton some Viagra and put that swaggy bastard back in office.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who looks more badass?

Kay.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kill one, marry one, F one

Originally posted by devourer359:

1. Kill.
2. Marry. I can fuck her multiple times when we’re married.
3. Fuck.

This

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

11/10

Need I say more?

Music AND video entertainment. WARNING: Testosterone may begin to leak from your Screen.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

7/10 Its catchy as fuck. Plus, it has ponies, so my opinion is heavily positivly biased.

Now, be sure your body is ready for this golden ray of awesome.
St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official Mountain Dew Thread

Add me to the list of Dewnies.

FOR NARNIA MOUNTAIN DEW!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Your Avi is very purty.