Recent posts by Enslaverson on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Do you find any guys/girls you know in real life attractive?

As AXTEGT mentioned, I find it hard to find anyone sexually attractive or provocative. Life’s hard when you’re 13 you know.

Topic: Off-topic / Hello Kongregate, I made a new video for you!

Cough WTH is my post gone..? Cough

Originally posted by MasterFileTable:

How did you get your grandma to do that? Is she retarded?

I’m surprised by the fact that you’re the only insult that hasn’t been deleted.

Topic: Off-topic / Hello Kongregate, I made a new video for you!

Wait, who’s the, ‘You Suck?’

Topic: Off-topic / My physics teacher can barely speak English

Originally posted by LycanChild:

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:

trolling

Y U KEP USING DAT WORD IT DONT MEN WAT U FINK IT MENS PLUS FANKS 4 NOT ANSWERIN MI QUESHUN

Holy shit.

Topic: Off-topic / Do you know any bronys in real life?

I wish I knew some in real..

Topic: Off-topic / Will you become a serial killer?

5 suites me, bo schit.

Topic: Off-topic / So OTters, what's going on in your lives?

Intermediate sucks in NZ, I mean, you have to talk about sex all day if you want to fit in with the other guys.

Topic: Off-topic / Why do you guys make threads about the twins tower ?

It’s Off Topic.

Topic: Off-topic / do you (sometimes) make your own avatars

Originally posted by Cammy_Justice:

I edit obstructions out of avatar pics, but otherwise, no.

Topic: Off-topic / Baby koalas or baby pandas...

Originally posted by Chainniocht:

I would say baby pandas. Baby koala bears just look goofy.

Topic: Off-topic / How many times in the past five days have you felt the temptation to do something nonsensical and idiotic?

Once.

Topic: Off-topic / Help me

Originally posted by Cizinec:

How is this a conspiracy? It’s very apparent that America is helping out the Middle East and many other places. America is a truly great country.

Any sane Government or a leader of a country would help other countries in need if he/she has more than enough for his/her country.

Topic: Off-topic / Help me

Originally posted by Cizinec:

What do you mean, Happy? As an American citizen, you should know that America is only there to help out other countries. It’s a superpower because of it’s good deeds.

He’s a New Zealander..

Topic: Off-topic / Help me

Agreed. +1, intentionally.

Topic: Off-topic / if you were drafted into war....

Rail guns, hope I can carry them though.

Topic: Off-topic / great scott

Originally posted by Sikesalicous:

paradoxes, oh god the paradoxes. I hope time travel is never invented.

God, who knows what will happen if I shoot your father and fuck your mother.

Topic: Off-topic / great scott

Originally posted by Kratix:

Originally posted by Enslaverson:

Time repeats itself slower and slower as it’s prolixity reaches the velocity in which is equal to the terminal velocity of light in a vacuum. Thus implying the fact that time will unfold itself into the past if it reaches a velocity faster than light, in which is impossible. Problem, nerds?

Why the fuck can’t people use those words correctly?

Thank you for pointing that out.

Topic: Off-topic / great scott

Time repeats itself slower and slower as its prolixity reaches the velocity in which is equal to the terminal velocity of light in a vacuum. Thus implying the fact that time will unfold itself into the past if it reaches a velocity faster than light, in which is impossible. Problem, nerds?

Topic: Off-topic / Do you pee in the shower?

I use my ninja precognition skills to wank and avoid my piss at the same time.

Topic: Off-topic / I just watched 'Teeth'

Topic: Off-topic / This is the funniest thing I've ever read

I’ve gotta say Anna, this has to be the stupidest thing you have ever done, that I’ve seen.

Topic: Off-topic / If you could ban 1 person from kongregate, who would it be and why?

Thank god nobody wants me gone.. Also OP,

Originally posted by Chainniocht:

I would not want to ban anyone permanently.

Topic: Off-topic / A Stranger Gives You Cooked Bacon

Share the love by splitting into two pieces with my hand in which is covered with muddy shit! :)

Topic: Off-topic / Avatar URLs have "op" at the end of them

Oh god..

Topic: Off-topic / If you were stuck on an island...

Cammy, he just seems like a talented guy in the basis ground of both physical and psychological knowledge. Although I’m not sure if he would remember who I am.. :P