Recent posts by player1182 on Kongregate

Topic: Backyard Monsters / A message from Kongregate

What do I get for playing BYM until level 40? Base level 9 and All fully upgraded buildings and 50+ outposts? A single cent? No. Kixeye does not bother = 5 hours x 250 days x 2 years wasted. 2500 HOURS!!!

Topic: Backyard Monsters / To inactive players.

Kixeye is stupid.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / To inactive players.

Please type down ‘Kixeye is stupid’ for everyone of you who dislikes their move.

Topic: Backyard Monsters / Kongregate Players, Continue Your Backyard Monsters Experience

Okay I want 100000 shiny worth of Kreds due to the wasted time compensated to my account. Thats $600 worth of time though Kixeye.

Topic: Galaxy Life / Ideea WAR - planets

Turret ideas:

Solar exploder: Damages ALL enemies in an 10×10 area. Damage 1200DPS
Acid turret: Damages enemies that are hit constantly. 500 Dmg, then 50 DPS.
Mineral Gatling gun: Shoots bullets at the cost of minerals. 1000 minerals per shot. Can be turned on or off. Around 2000 DPS Range:14×14

Unit ideas:

Marine Worker: 500 HP. Plants a turret with 1000HP and 100DPS once only.
Saboteur: Sabotages turrets once every 10 sec, rendering them useless for 3 sec.

Topic: The Last Stand: Dead Zone / dat island?

Maybe we get a zombie boss or a storm of HERCs or maybe a tank. I hope its level 30.

Topic: Galaxy Life / Units Joke Thread

Hoover: I can hoover a building until its destroyed.

Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [UberStrike] Credits

Maybe you should learn the forum rules.

Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [UberStrike] Who is the best uberstriker on kongregate?

I can always fake it. I get 99999999999 kills. I win.

Topic: Galaxy Life / Doomsday 2012

Can anybody tell me why my account doesnt have the doomsday counter?

Topic: Galaxy Life / Units Joke Thread

Originally posted by Ebax:

Originally posted by player1182:

Yes. It takes you 40 minutes of ‘intensive’ training to get a zeppelin. What? It only costs coins? That explains why it is so weak against Missile Launchers. Their armor is coin-plated!

That means I can make alot of zeppelins in real life with coins.

Yes. Observatories are coin alloy made, Star Bases are coin alloy made. Yes, you can make anything with coins, even real life zeppelins with coins.

Topic: Galaxy Life / Doomsday 2012

Originally posted by demdisco:

Originally posted by player1182:

Well, seems like there is going to be a grape flavored golem for us as well. (Together with the starcoffee one)

Star coffe golem?We wont be able to acces our game then ;_; …

No Starcoffee coloured golem. Btw, Doomsday starts today.

Originally posted by Neko_chan13:

Curse you Worky for going around touching blue chips.

Dont curse Worky. He just wants Galaxy Chips to speed up your work. You should be grateful of his work lol. :P

Topic: Galaxy Life / Units Joke Thread

Yes. It takes you 40 minutes of ‘intensive’ training to get a zeppelin. What? It only costs coins? That explains why it is so weak against Missile Launchers. Their armor is coin-plated!

Topic: Galaxy Life / Doomsday 2012

Well, seems like there is going to be a grape flavored golem for us as well. (Together with the starcoffee one)

Topic: Galaxy Life / Units Joke Thread

1 ) Marines.

Why are marines so weak? Well, they only do a few seconds of sit ups or push ups, thats why.

How do you become a marine? In 6 seconds? Easy. Pull a Starling in, let him wear red soldier polka dot pants, give him a gun on its right hand, and give it a punch on its left eye.

2 ) Looters.

I really hate wearing this mask. Why can other units loot without a mask and why is it required for me to wear a mask. How strange.

If you think why I am super weak at only ~100 HP, explain how I manage to be a Looter in 6 seconds.

3 ) Bazooka.

Well, I cant believe my commander treated me like that. Forcing me to carry a super heavy bazooka and letting me wear an oversized helmet. He says its for my safety. Well, I can always hide behind another unit.

4 ) Kamikaze.

ARRRRGH I GOT A FRIGGIN BOMB ON MY BODY!!!!!!!!!!

5 ) Starlinator.

I agree with bazooka and looter. Even though I am the Elite Unit, that commando still wanted me to wear red polka dot pants. Therefore, from that day onwards, I was angry all the time.

Topic: Galaxy Life / Doomsday 2012

I do not have the Doomsday counter in my account.

Topic: Galaxy Life / Black Holes

Level 5 to unlock, not level 5 to defeat.

Topic: Galaxy Life / Post your ideas about the game here

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Topic: Galaxy Life / Trader scam list (updated)

Topic: Galaxy Life / Black Holes

You should be able to attack Elderby once your Star Base reach level 5.

Topic: Galaxy Life / Doomsday 2012

Topic: Galaxy Life / Doomsday 2012

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Topic: Galaxy Life / Doomsday 2012

Note that every starling has a missing tooth, wears red polka dot pants, and has extremely big eyes.

Topic: Galaxy Life / Unit strengths and weaknesses

Final day.

Topic: Galaxy Life / LINKING FRIENDS FROM FACEBOOK AND KONGREGATE

It would be a big upgrade as it would be difficult to implement such updates. Btw, I only play on Kongregate. Kongregate rocks!

Dont type in all caps.