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CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE MASTERED THE NEW SKILLREVIVE THREAD”. IT IS POINTLESS AND ONLY DELAYS THE INEVITABLE DOWNFALL OF MANKIND.
Squee, hello.

I shan’t guess, in the event that I get it right. I happen to be off to Valencia, Spain tomorrow, so I won’t be around. Have fun≈ :D

 
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Okay then.
I’m sorry, Yven.

 
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Uh, erm, well… D:

I can explain!!1

 
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Topic: MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3 / GTMC (READ FIRST POST!!!) [150 Pages!]

Uh, yeah. Sorry again. D:
The last performance is today, so I should have more time now.

Welcome, C985, LongOrangeHair! Blargle blargle all the stuff is on the first page don’t be stupid let’s play something yes no maybe. I’m the supposed ‘owner’ of GTMC, after Yven ‘left’. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me, or any other member here. About anything. Even our perverse sexual fantasies we may or may not have during REM sleep. >:D

Bernard? :3

 
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Smalls?

Again, I’ve been away because of Gargantua rehearsals and whatnot. Duke of Edinburgh Bronze Award also.
Look it up if you don’t know what the latter is. >:[

But look!
BLARGLEBLARG. D:D:D:
That’s one of the things that I’m animating. My job. Yay.

 
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Dracelon?

Needs more cake.

 
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Topic: MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3 / GTMC (READ FIRST POST!!!) [150 Pages!]

Techies are superior. >:[
Without us, you have no lights. No effects. No spots. No washes. No blackouts. No transitions. No sounds.
You’d look horrendous. <:D

Aeropolis Shaman?

 
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Yep, very dead.

 
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Topic: MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3 / GTMC (READ FIRST POST!!!) [150 Pages!]

Right, we’re all dead.

 
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Topic: MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3 / GTMC (READ FIRST POST!!!) [150 Pages!]

You want to know?
Never.
If not, very close to never.

This question rather frustrates me, as so many people ask it, each time returned with the same answer. I have yet to see someone who hasn’t actually gone onto Fig Hunter to ask the long-timers, Pseudo’s friends, or his actual plans (although they’re now hidden under archive.fighunter.com). I shall give you the definitive answer:

It is at the very bottom of his to-do list. Since it takes YEARS to get any game progress for Pseudo done, you can expect a decade or more, perhaps, for the final thing to be completed. You may have forgotten about it by then. Or maybe Spoo would have found a better thing to do, or something. Overcome his social anxiety disorder or marry Firequill or something.

The plans are vague; all that he has confirmed is that Rohoph becomes more extreme and that Gaspar is going to burn everything and make pretty colours with all your entrails—… I mean, it’s going to be very serious and such. Myes. >:[


Oh, Giazaig has not returned. Sad face. ;—;
Welcome back, Mooack!
Although MSBC hasn’t returned for two days now, anyone can take the role of challenger. I shan’t, as I have got other obligations that are too lengthy to explain. Things that involve the REAL WORLD and semi-corporate business where I get to scream at actors. (I’m part of the technical crew for my school’s drama groups.) :D
Emela and Water Guardian are totally different characters. I mean, they’re totally different people and stuff!!1
However, I shall still guess. Girru?
Page claim, etc. etc..

 
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You know, I would be more active here as I should be, but LIFE GETS IN THE WAY. D:


This is a big welcome to 321giazaig123!
(We really need to shorten that username of yours. D:)

Welcome to GTMC! Most of the rules are common sense, but all the formal rubbish is on the first page. Please don’t act stupidly or anything, though I’m sure you won’t. Have fun!
Anyhow, I should probably explain my clues, which I forgot to do last time.
Clue one is obvious – AFBB (Actually Four Bloke Bandit) is a liar, or moreso Soodowlownwuhlf is, as he made only ONE sprite for FOUR enemies. Or something. D:<

Clue two is slightly less obvious. It is a double pig latin (i.e., converting some pig latin into pig latin (look it up, if you don’t understand)) of ‘trope namer’, because according to TVTropes the AFBB is the namer of the trope which it is named after, or something. D:<

Clue three. Uhm, yes. He’s the equivilent of a land pirate. I’ll leave that there. Or something. D:<

Clue four is just the first part of the only line he says when you are forced to battle him, or something. D:<


Now I’ll just guess Molester. (Yes, it says something like ‘EEHEeheEHeheh you should not be here, children,’ or something D:<).
Also!!1 Can we have some more conversation? If you look back to before the game died, you’ll see that many posts were a lot larger because we were TALKING and guessing SIMULTANEOUSLY. Isn’t that truly fabulous!? :D

Just talk about anything non-offensive or peurile. :3

 
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Originally posted by myskybluecap:

The bandit guy in the mines who’s actually 4 blokes?

Yeah, sorry for not being active. I’m not deserting you, it’s because my router actually broke. :/
ANYHOW.

YES.
YES.
YES>
YES>
YS>E
Y>SE
y.S
Ey.
SE.y
S>Ey
>S
EY.
SE>Y
You’re now the challenger.

 
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Originally posted by muac:

Lone Wolf?

Originally posted by muac:

Deugan?

Originally posted by muac:

Lykel?

Originally posted by muac:

Injured (I can’t remember how to spell the I-word for that guard.) Guard?

Nein.

EDIT: Six hours later and everyone’s dead. Even Mooack who posts every hour or so. Seems like I’ve failed, as nobody’s really posting except Mooack, anyway. D:
Dammit, get back here! D:

 
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Clue 1: (Clue complete!)


I have absolutely no idea.


Incorrect Guesses:

  • Terrible Cameo Guy (Sunny)
  • GIRRU (Fire Guardian)
  • Posh-Headed Hydromaniac (Balthazar)
  • Flippant Monarch (King of Goznor)
  • ‘O Firestorm’ (Gaspar)
  • Terrible Actor Guy (Qualna)
  • Underhanded Power-Hungry Antagonist (Muriance)
  • Even Worse Actor (Clavis (Qualna))

  • Clue 2: (Clue complete!)


    Opetrayway amernayway


    Incorrect Guesses:

  • Racially Intolerant Lisper (S’slenck)
  • OH CUTE CUDDLY FLUFFY MAN THE PEOPLE LOVE YOU (Blatantly Evil Chancellor)
  • Mr. I-Can’t-Fix-It Man (Mæræædœr) (Meraeador)
  • Big Scary Impossible Boss (The Dragon)
  • Pretentious Psychopath (Annihilator:Animus)

  • Clue 3: (Clue complete!)


    I’ve really lost my mind now.


    Incorrect Guesses:

  • Slightly Less Pretentious Psychopath (Annihilator:Karnos)
  • Incomprehensible Feral Beast (Solaar)
  • Stereotypical Female Companion (Sharla)
  • BOSTOLM IS THAT YOU?! (Fallen High Priest)
  • Cutest Thing On Anshar (Dracelon)
  • Mardek’s Secret Lover (Saul)
  • Mardek’s Other Secret Lover (Mystery Man)
  • Rohoph’s Secret Lover (Moric)
  • Rohoph’s Other Secret Lover (Social Fox (Moric))
  • Rohoph’s Secret Identity (Rohoph)

  • Clue 4: (2 guesses left)


    “Now, Guards, you stand no chance against me.”


    Incorrect Guesses:

  • Mah boi! (Bartholio)
  • ≈( ͡Ω ͜ʖΩ)≈ (Aalia)
  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (Bernard)
  • Terrible Thief (Vennie)
  • Mardek’s Secret Identity (Mardek)
  • Uh, what can I say now? D: (Donovan)
  • Obviously A Fraud (Lone Wolf)
  • Probably Not A Fraud (Deugan)
  • A Stupendously Obvious Fraud (Lykel)
  • U W0T M8 UR WEEK FITE MI IRL 1V1 DO U EVN LIFT??? (Injured Guard)
  • Running out of semi-witty responses. D:
     
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    Dammit dammit dammit. Too many guesses. D:

    Originally posted by muac:

    Well, Bartholio?

    Originally posted by muac:

    Aalia?

    Originally posted by muac:

    Bernard?

    Originally posted by muac:

    Vennie?

    Originally posted by muac:

    Mardek?

    Originally posted by muac:

    Donovan? (At least, I think that’s the fire staff wielder’s name. I think I spelled it right.)

    Nope.

     
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    ARGLEBLARGLE HELP ME ARGH NOW I HAVE TO PUT UP ANOTHER CLUE ARGHAIUGIEAHGLIAENGUABNEG.

    Note that clue 4 is a quotation.

     
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    Beep boop. (No.)

     
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    Clue 1: (Clue complete!)


    I have absolutely no idea.


    Incorrect Guesses:

  • Terrible Cameo Guy (Sunny)
  • GIRRU (Fire Guardian)
  • Posh-Headed Hydromaniac (Balthazar)
  • Flippant Monarch (King of Goznor)
  • ‘O Firestorm’ (Gaspar)
  • Terrible Actor Guy (Qualna)
  • Underhanded Power-Hungry Antagonist (Muriance)
  • Even Worse Actor (Clavis (Qualna))

  • Clue 2: (Clue complete!)


    Opetrayway amernayway


    Incorrect Guesses:

  • Racially Intolerant Lisper (S’slenck)
  • OH CUTE CUDDLY FLUFFY MAN THE PEOPLE LOVE YOU (Blatantly Evil Chancellor)
  • Mr. I-Can’t-Fix-It Man (Mæræædœr) (Meraeador)
  • Big Scary Impossible Boss (The Dragon)
  • Pretentious Psychopath (Annihilator:Animus)

  • Clue 3: (Clue complete!)


    I’ve really lost my mind now.


    Incorrect Guesses:

  • Slightly Less Pretentious Psychopath (Annihilator:Karnos)
  • Incomprehensible Feral Beast (Solaar)
  • Stereotypical Female Companion (Sharla)
  • BOSTOLM IS THAT YOU?! (Fallen High Priest)
  • Cutest Thing On Anshar (Dracelon)
  • Mardek’s Secret Lover (Saul)
  • Mardek’s Other Secret Lover (Mystery Man)
  • Rohoph’s Secret Lover (Moric)
  • Rohoph’s Other Secret Lover (Social Fox (Moric))
  • Rohoph’s Secret Identity (Rohoph)

  • Clue 4: (12 guesses left)


    “Now, Guards, you stand no chance against me.”


    Incorrect Guesses:

  • (None)
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    Originally posted by muac:

    So, is it The King of Goznor?

    No, no it’s not.

    Originally posted by zornrose:

    Gaspar?

    Originally posted by muac:

    Qualna? (Normal.)

    Originally posted by zornrose:

    Muriance?

    Originally posted by muac:

    Clavis (Qualna)?

    Nein.

    Originally posted by muac:

    Next guess, let’s say S’slenck?

    Previous guess, let’s say NO. D:<

    Originally posted by muac:

    Another guess, Blatantly Evil Chancellor/Blantantly Evil Chancellor/ B.E.C?

    Another response, NO. D:<



    Originally posted by phamen:

    How do i join in this?


    No need to ask! Welcome, Phamen, to GTMC. There’s a bunch of stuff on the first page you should probably read, but the majority of it is (un)common sense. :3

    Simply, respond to my challenge with a guess. What constitutes for a character is any entity that has lines (excluding the Save Crystal or bookshelves), with different names meaning different characters (Qualna, Clavis, and Clavis (Qualna) are all separate characters).

    You can post up to once every half-hour, but as GTMC has rounds that can span weeks, there’s no obligation to do so. I usually do one or two a day at most.

    If you have any questions, feel free to ask – either I, DarthKitty, Muac, or any other constituent member shall answer. Remember, the aim is to have fun! :D

     
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    Originally posted by muac:

    Sonny? (I think that’s the zombie’s name. If it’s just Zombie, then Zombie.)

    Sunny, I believe.

    Originally posted by zornrose:

    Fire guardian? That’s the best clue ever, by the way.

    Why, thank you! :’3

    Originally posted by muac:

    Another new guess. Balthazar? (I think that’s how you spell his name.)

    Nope to this and the above.

    I’ll probably make the incorrect guesses more clear later, or something. They’re only there because people have poor memory, anyway! :D

     
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    When I first joined FigHunter (back in the day≈), I used the username of SAPPHIROS, based off the supposed deity from the FH-verse. I mean, a big, blue, serpentine, arrogant thing that flies around doing magical deity stuff – what’s not to like? :D

    So, that username, despite how immature I had been, stuck. I became a ‘beta’ tester for the new version of FH, and used that name for that, then used it still when moved over here. Since then, I’ve used it for practically anything, except this, which predates my SAPPHIROS existence or something.

    I first joined GTMC after Yven contacted me in FH after a short argument over something trivial, in fact.

    SAPPHIROS, SAPPH, SAPH, SAP, Sap, Sapph, Sappy, Spappy, Master, Muffins, Cuddles, Spoopy, Spank, SPAMMIROS, or whatever other nicknames I have been given are a lot easier than a 16-character username – the maximum for Kong.

    That is the magic of my alter-ego. :3


    Clue 1: (5 guesses left)


    I have absolutely no idea.


    Incorrect Guesses:

  • Terrible Cameo Guy
  • GIRRU
  • Posh-Headed Hydromaniac
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    Husbert?

     
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    Argh, oogle boogle!
    I tried to fix it, but failed.
    It’ll do for now, there’s no massive need to learn HTML right now, or ever, possibly.

    Wiffeta?

     
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    Copy-paste, Muac. Copy-paste.
    You thing that Mæræædœr is a pornography appreciator. >:3

    Eh, this is interesting.
    Warport Guard?

     
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    Wait, wait. Why on Earth would you guess Mæræædœr for that? D:
    Your Majesty Sir Zornrose von der Klampf of Normandy the second, arch-marquis de Bergenia con Marmande y Challenger of the order of GTMC, I humbly request a guess at your here challenge, and, if his majesty is willing, would appreciate the response of my correctness or lack thereof. Therefore, thanking his majesty with upmost graciousness, I would guess Moric.


    Back onto the Social Fox tangent, doesn’t Social Fox, after defeating him, become Moric whose name-tag becomes Moric (Social Fox) or something? D:
    <blockquote><p><big><big><big><big><big><b><u>Clue #:</b></big></big></big></big></big></u> <i>(# guesses left)</i></big></p><hr><p><big><i>[CLUE TEXT]</i></big></p><hr><p><h1><b>Incorrect Guesses:</b></h1></p><p><li>GUESS<li>SECOND GUESS<li>THIRD GUESS</li></p></blockquote>

    Darth can now scream at my terrible formatting. Substitute each text thing for whatever. New blob thing after each clue. If you need any help, see Darth. :D