Recent posts by javasully on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / My body smells like weed

You’re slowly turning into a plant.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Best Smash Bros. Character

Olimar!

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Dishonored Is The Best Game Ever!

Best game of all time goes to Morrowind. Sorry folks.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / how to pick up chicks

You can buy them at a farm too. Make sure you have lots of feed to keep those chicks happy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Calvin and Hobbes is sad, bruh.

Brings back good memories. My friends and I would read these comics on the playground in gradeschool.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but it’s a truth with no significance.

I wish for a helicopter.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you are against microsoft spying on you, you are a sony fanboy

Careful, Theta might come in here with his green belt to kick our Sony-enjoying asses.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you use glasses, contacts, or neither?

Contacts.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your very first favorited game.

Coma.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Some stupid students stole exams...

If I was in the same situation, as long as I didn’t have to re-take any of the exams (I hope you don’t have to do that), I wouldn’t really care.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Some Kid Insulted Me

Two guys riding on the same bike is pretty gay in itself. GG you win.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / looks like ps+ required to play online

$5 per month seems fair to me. Beats $15 every month while being just as good.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / minecraft single player sucks

Boring to some, fun to others. Just like any other video game in existence, really.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Has anyone here played the Skate games?

If you can rent one of them, do that. They get boring rather quickly in my opinion.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I just had a random thought

What happens when people realize that versions of you have been living for many years longer than the life span of the average person?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your first day of school

Is there any reason you are trying this hard?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / That's not a _____!

That’s not a very sensitive area that contains sperm! That’s my clay class project!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / nasa shycjs

I don’t know about that. Chris Hadfield seems like a pretty cool guy. I don’t want him to be fired!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What if everything is a conspiracy

This is Big Brother.

I’m inclined to warn you against discussing such topics. Free thinking is against the rules. Please stop.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

I patiently wait for the volcano to erupt and collect the cookie ashes.

I put the cookie back in the dumpster, and fill said dumpster with dirty hypodermic needles.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Xbox One is rising in votes on the GameSpot Twitter Battle.

Xbox One.

Buy it so you can watch T.V.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

That’s just three cookies.

I take the three cookies and rub them on my nutsack.

I throw the cookies in the dumpster.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

I walk up to the un-manned turret and take the cookie.
I put the cookie in my shoe.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Should women fight in war? (on the frontlines)

I really don’t understand why there must be a huge argument over this. If the women can pass the same test that the men pass, then why not let them serve on the frontlines?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

6/10 Wow, that guitar has some heavy distortion. Kinda cool though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SZGW-6AF3A