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Topic: Off-topic / Moot, AKA 4chan's Founder is leaving 4chan

Originally posted by Makilio:

People still use 4chan?

after 42+ billion page views in its entire duration of being up and 21+ million daily pageviews and 1+ million daily visitors
eh i guess it’s pretty abandoned

don’t mind me though i dont make retarded comments

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey OT.

Good Afternoon, OT!
Hope you guys had a wonderful evening thus far, the weekend was quiet on my end, but maybe it was better for all of you!
Don’t be shy, spread the smiles, friend.

As always, stay jazzy OT.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the worst anime you have ever seen?

if you are trying to force some shitty joke on us, it’s not working
be clear on your intentions

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the worst anime you have ever seen?

jackie chan adventures, jake long americand ragon, and avatar the last airbender

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the worst anime you have ever seen?

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:
Originally posted by ToofFromDotd:

Pokemon, and Spirited Away. Not the worst anime, but it was for the lulz.

It’s official, Toof has atrocious taste in both internet memes AND media.

whats your favorite animes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / briefly describe your favorite color and why it is

Scarlet yo.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey OT.

Lotta loyalty for a hired pepper sprayer assistant

Yeaaaah even as a form of sarcasm I’ll have to cut you off there.
OC spraying is meant as a form of qualification, as to let you know how it feels in the case that you’d be standing guard at an embassy or a pier to a ship and someone where to go ballistic such as a protestor on the pier and spray you with mace. Looking back on it, it wasn’t particularly painful, it was simply hard to open my eyes, as that’s the point of OC, an inflammatory. It’s also to let you know how it would feel when in use against a subject, should he not calm down after being threatened with your presence, after being spoken to, after being manipulated out of the way by special grabs, or still even coming at you after you’re punched him in the abdomen or shin kicked him, OC comes up next along with your baton, as it’s considered a non-lethal weapon before the gun.

Most people usually back down when you call out “OC, OC” before you actually spray it, the next amount drops after the spray, the few that actually still come swinging after OC get the baton.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hey OT.

Hey OT, it is not sunrise yet, but argurably, it’s the morning on the east coast, and since my eyes still burn from the Navy pepper spraying me as a form of training, I’ll get it out of the way.

Good Morning! It’s always good to come back from the navy after a few months or two to check back on this forum to see bright new faces I have never seen before, or at least try to, my eyes are still readjusting.

It’s gonna be cold out there for those of you in the Virginia area, even in Texas, it’ll be relatively cold for you down there! Dress warm, keep safe, shake it off if you must!

As always, stay classy, OT.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / CRINGE THREAD

Please do not call others autistic sacks of shit, you’re being rude for no reason.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does 4chan's /v/ think of our forum?

Small brain? That doesnt explain my big head.

You have an abnormally large head, you retard.
Brain size has not been proven to correlate to intelligence, research by Michael McDaniel has a theory that bigger brain size does = higher intelligence, but not everybody agrees with him.

OT is a group of low scoring losers who probably will get into drugs when they grow up.

You’d be surprised how majority of OTers have gone in their lives opposed to how a 14 year old’s grade-schools beliefs on how people who bully him thinks his bullies will grow up to have shitty lives.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does 4chan's /v/ think of our forum?

reaction_image.gif!

also ritzfitz if you really want me to post again and make you look like more of an idiot when you are bringing up “middle school insults” when i didnt even say anything about penises/vaginas/fupas/racist jokes then you are an utter idiot

get your head out of your ass you flexible cunt.

newborn

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does 4chan's /v/ think of our forum?

hate to break it to ya but I make you look like an idiot even when you are an oldfag. Seriously i dont know what a proper argument is online. Do you want me to make fun of your weaboo cult or something?

shit you got me there
bringing up the oldfag as if that was of any relevance! you’re a stellar student, even bringing up the weeaboo card!

your arguments are sound and you are clearly not in special ed

Im in no place to call others shitposters but you can? You’re on a high horse but you have the stature of a newborn, get your head out of your ass you flexible cunt. My place in this forum and my views are probably much better than most of you fags here cause deny it or not, I may be a shitposter but i sure as hell know shit about you group of faggots.

essentially everything about this sentence is an insult in the form of vulgar or some middle-school insult to try and fight back against the big bad man on his high horse
drop your sack, fag

I have a great spot in this society

That’s a pretty blatant lie.

and you can still be known as the oldfag who randomly appears once and awhile.

sorry, navy things

Why do you act like it’s something new to you when you’ve been doing it numerous times with your posts that lack punctuation and other forms of correct sentence structure?

last I remember, you don’t need “proper sentence structure” for a sarcastic post. That’s flat out stupid and I’ve no clue how you even came to that conclusion.

I mean, that is what you’re trying to signify with it, right? Or are you just getting defensive because you can’t think of anything else to say?

i’ve got plenty of things to say

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does 4chan's /v/ think of our forum?

if you have trouble shitposting and using proper nouns then leave and take some grammar lessons thats all

damn thats 3 nicecomebacks in a row
if you were capable of forming a proper argument, you might get somewhere!
fag

You are in no place to call others a shitposter when you have already admitted shitposting is not bad posting, your place in this forum and your views are shoved so far up something’s ass and you just can’t get them out from them being lodged in by your stubborness to accept the fact that you are wrong
a retard
and have no place in a proper forum society

If there was any questioning of whether or not to take you serious in your replies, then there surely is now.

shit you got me bro

Considering you had already made a sarcastic comment (see above), I assumed you would see the sarcasm in mine. Apparently not, though, and you continue to use it as one of the main points in your argument.

so its sarcasm now
shit i guess im out of the loop!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does 4chan's /v/ think of our forum?

what do you mean it was quite obvious? i wasn’t stating anybody in my previous posts but you had trouble figuring out who i was talking to
maybe you are a liar and are just pretending to be retarded

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does 4chan's /v/ think of our forum?

I really don’t understand what you’re trying to say, here. You’ve yet to elaborate even slightly about what I’m doing incorrectly, aside from your opinion on what I’ve said so far.

Everything you’re doing is incorrect.
Simply put, you just need to stop posting.

That’s quite hypocritical of you to say I’m using “buzzwords” off the top of my head

How?

despite you just cherry-picking various parts of my posts and making a general assumption that simple examples I’ve provided in an argument lead to an entirety of just picking on someone personally to disprove them?

Ah, so that’s hypocrisy? When I’ve called you out for using “Mr.Edgelord”, a term completely out of the blue and unrelated to the topic at hand as some random-ass attack on the person opposed to just giving your reply without the unnecessary comment?

Dont cry on me you little shit

but i wasnt talking to you????
i have not stated i was talking to you, yet you’re still replying
what is wrong with you, retard

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does 4chan's /v/ think of our forum?

call me a shit one more time faggot see what happens

 
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Topic: Off-topic / there is to many porn avis!

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

Was it also your inner hipster that told you to drop out of elementary school?

wright a whole sentence in russian. . . do it! come on!
and i’m not talking about useing google and puting down russian letters. . . in english say russian words. . . come on!

Vodka 15man is a faggot Dakka
bingo

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does 4chan's /v/ think of our forum?

its a little hard to talk shit if you arent directing it at anyone.

niceman with a nicecomeback!!
since you’re so willing to act nonchalant and above things yet you clearly know what and who people are talking about
can you nonchalantly suck my dick?? its cold

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does 4chan's /v/ think of our forum?

so you are literally talking about yourself

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does 4chan's /v/ think of our forum?

Sure thing, Mr. Edgelord.

It’s one thing to use buzzwords you first got off /v/.
It’s another thing to use them incorrectly in every retort you have to try and prove a point, and still prove that point incorrectly.
I have no problem with the objectively terrible posting you have, past you using buzzwords off the top of your head to use ad hominem to your advantage and still fucking even that up.

if you wanna end the streak all you have to do is post again

niceman making nicecomebacks!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does 4chan's /v/ think of our forum?

i guess i missed the yearly sperg gathering last year because every time i come on this forum i see something stupider than last time

can niceman end the streak????

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does 4chan's /v/ think of our forum?

shitposting doesnt make you a bad poster

why haven’t the mods banned you yet
you’re a tumor to this fucking forum

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does 4chan's /v/ think of our forum?

Originally posted by IceBomb45:
Originally posted by ritzfitz91:

my buzzwords!
i can’t beat him without my buzzwords!

Great job. Not only did you manage to disrupt the steady flow of posts in this thread, but you’ve confused everyone by not specifically quoting a person or post that your reply was directed towards.

take an educated guess
or take a shot of tide detergent
whichever seems better to you

Im still a great poster,

It’s not healthy to be a blatant liar, niceman

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does 4chan's /v/ think of our forum?

my buzzwords!
i can’t beat him without my buzzwords!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What kind of manly things have you done today?

there is a time when it is always great to see a foreigners’ attempt at humor when they bring up something meager for comedy and shoehorn in amerifags/fats

that time was never
you are still unfunny, fag