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Topic: Off-topic / Zam, comrade, we missed you

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

wat da hell is a zam? ? ?

What needs to be capitalized and is spelled incorrectly, da isn’t a word and the spaces inbetween question marks are unnecessary.

You misspelled “the” in your username.

This was on purpose.

So is everything Pure_Swag is misspelling in his posts.

I realize this I said I would correct every single error he makes and I am a man of my word.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Zam, comrade, we missed you

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

wat da hell is a zam? ? ?

What needs to be capitalized and is spelled incorrectly, da isn’t a word and the spaces inbetween question marks are unnecessary.

You misspelled “the” in your username.

This was on purpose.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is how I feel right now.

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:
Originally posted by UberTranen:

I thought you left. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Making fun of swagfags got old years ago.

i aint makin fun of them cuz i am one

I should be capitalized, aint isn’t a word, cuz isn’t a word, I should be capitalized and there should be a period.

 

Topic: Off-topic / MEWTWO IS RETURNING & RIDLEY IS STILL A FUCKING BOSS!!!!!!!

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Topic: Off-topic / favorite way to fantasize about mmebunneh?

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

i like imaging her in a poncho. that really turns me on

I should be capitalized as well as that and there should be a period after on.

 

Topic: Off-topic / eww

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Topic: Off-topic / Zam, comrade, we missed you

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

wat da hell is a zam? ? ?

What needs to be capitalized and is spelled incorrectly, da isn’t a word and the spaces inbetween question marks are unnecessary.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Flame wars: OT edition

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by Fronebular:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

no ur rong pal my threads r all very swaggy and never flame wars

Capitalize the I your is spelled your not your, you misspelled wrong and are. Last but not least you need a period.

da fuk u doin al spelun an shiit? u gey?

Actually he corrected me once therefore, I bring down a lifetime of Grammar Nazi upon him.

In other words, you’re insanely butthurt.

Na just trolling a troll.
Also butthurt isn’t a word.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Any possible fix for sadness?

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

talking 2 some1 with as much swag as me usually cheers ppl up

Talking should be capitalized, to is spelled wrong, someone is spelled wrong, people is spelled wrong and you need a period.

This should help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Bk4Yr2ONg&list=PL865D9BEF34012912

 
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Topic: Off-topic / eww

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

who farted?

inb4lock

Who should be capitalized and inb4lock isn’t a word.

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

bump

Bump should be capitalized

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fear of Failure or Drive to Succeed

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

i just swag my way through life and its working pretty dang diddly good! ! !

The I needs to be capitalized and the spaces between the exclamation points are not needed.

Fear of failure.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Flame wars: OT edition

Originally posted by Fronebular:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

no ur rong pal my threads r all very swaggy and never flame wars

Capitalize the I your is spelled your not your, you misspelled wrong and are. Last but not least you need a period.

da fuk u doin al spelun an shiit? u gey?

Actually he corrected me once therefore, I bring down a lifetime of Grammar Nazi upon him.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sorry

Originally posted by Reginleifx:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

i have 2 go 4 now but ill be on later!!!!!!! dont miss me 2 much1!!!!!!\
#SWAG

Capitalize the I, I’ll needs an apostrophe. Don’t needs to be capitalized and is missing an apostrophe to is spelled wrong, the one isn’t is unnecessary as well the the slash. The word swag shouldn’t be in all caps and the number symbol is unnecessary

Is swag even an actual word?

Sadly it is.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/swag

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sorry

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

i have 2 go 4 now but ill be on later!!!!!!! dont miss me 2 much1!!!!!!\
#SWAG

Capitalize the I, I’ll needs an apostrophe. Don’t needs to be capitalized and is missing an apostrophe to is spelled wrong, the one isn’t is unnecessary as well the the slash. The word swag shouldn’t be in all caps and the number symbol is unnecessary.
Find the edit button dumbass.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Flame wars: OT edition

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

no ur rong pal my threads r all very swaggy and never flame wars

Capitalize the I your is spelled your not your, you misspelled wrong and are. Last but not least you need a period.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / super cool bro of mine sent me a gaem AND FUCK THE REST OF YOU

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:

translation please?
Seriously I have no idea what the fuck this guys saying.

uu yahay nin fiican waan ogahay sababtoo ah waa qofka kaliya ee internet-ka in ay i siiseen oo ay ahayd waxa aan doonayay si aad fuck iyo fuck aad shit iyo fuck aad wax walba title kale ah: itt: i heli

inb4icantrunit;-;


Translated from English to Somali for you. :^)

That actually helped because I could put it in google translate.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT thread not the Battleship/Battleshit thread.

hes neat but doesnt got the level of swag i got
Doesn’t needs an apostrophe the H needs capitalization as well as the I and it needs a period

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT thread not the Battleship/Battleshit thread.

Originally posted by andyb112:

He has nothing else to say.

Ik I’m going to pass the time by correcting all the grammatical errors hes ever made.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT thread not the Battleship/Battleshit thread.

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

Yay you’re making progress! You noticed my grammar errors I intentionally made thus making you more skilled at the English language! At this rate you’ll be on board with the rest of society in no time! :)

:) Isn’t a word.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT thread not the Battleship/Battleshit thread.

nintendo is neat all the other ones are lame imo and my opinion matters very much
Capitalize the n, imo isn’t a word and you need a period at the end of that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT thread not the Battleship/Battleshit thread.

So in other words stop wasting all your time rubbing the shaft and pay attention to the head.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT thread not the Battleship/Battleshit thread.

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

Yay you’re making progress! You noticed my grammar errors I intentionally made thus making you more skilled at the English language! At this rate you’ll be on board with the rest of society in no time! :)

Technically this is proper english:
http://classics.mit.edu/Homer/odyssey.1.i.html

The Odyssey wasn’t written in English. Fail.

The point is that the TRANSLATION is written in proper english.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT thread not the Battleship/Battleshit thread.

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:

Yay you’re making progress! You noticed my grammar errors I intentionally made thus making you more skilled at the English language! At this rate you’ll be on board with the rest of society in no time! :)

Technically this is proper english:
http://classics.mit.edu/Homer/odyssey.1.i.html

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Official My Little Pony Thread

Originally posted by Ganthro:

I’m… Surprised at how many My Little Pony fans there are on Kongregate… I mean, 2482 pages? What’s so great about that show? Am I missing something?

NOPE.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT thread not the Battleship/Battleshit thread.

Originally posted by Pure_Swag:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:

I just explained how your not a troll and just have an inability to think rationally.

Here, perhaps this will help you boost your intelligence.

everything you’ve done wrong:
Capitalize the I in your first post And the word swag with the hashtag is grammatically awkward.
That’s should be capitalized in your second post.