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Topic: Serious Discussion / What if the bible was not meant to be taken litearly.

What if god is some universal douchebag…….
I mean what if satan was reall nice guy and we arent hearing his side of the story.
NOTE: this isnt a serious thought this is jsut something funny to say.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / IF god was real why dosnt he fix the world we live in now

let me put it like this for the christians around here.
lets say i ran into your house and said OH MY GOD JESUS IS BACK A MAN JUST WALKED ACROSS THE MISSISSIPI!
youd probly ask me how I know this. You wouldnt jump on the boat imediately. you would want REASONABLE EVIDENCE and wouldnt take me seriously.
This how most athiests view the world.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When will new members stop randomly insulting random people?

I dont know what you are talking about…. my message box has cob webs and cud-zoo growing in it.
Maybe thats because im an ass.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / What if the bible was not meant to be taken litearly.

Okay so I had a serious thought the otherday.
what if the bible wasnt meant to be taken as 100% truth
Like lets say that you should take the morals from the bible rather than treating as a textbook.
So I want you to answer these questions of awesome:

Do you think this could be the intention of the author?
If this is so Is the writer a saint or a pathetic asshole?
3 If this became accepted as the truth how would it affect humanity?

this is my opinion
1.yes
2.alittle of both
3.christians would commit mass suicide.(which sucks….. most my friends are christian.)
signed your athiest asshole
HOBO!!!!

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / IF god was real why dosnt he fix the world we live in now

samuro
Let me start over I believe we have gotten off on the wrong foot.
If you read the new description I post theese things to get reaction out of people its a form of comedy for me.
I was a dedicated christian until age 11 at which I started to question things.
At 12 I read the entire bible cover to cover(i screw up bible verses for reactions in order to find something to believe in,and found very little.
age 13 I was a wreck I was always asking myself what is the point of life….. I started contemplating sucicide
After that i picked up my philsophy and of fuck it .
I only believe in evolution as animals and people have change……. the links are bullshit.
But let me put forth arguments in a civilized manner(first time ive ever done this so give me a break if i come off rude) I will also refrain from cursing and insults (yet again first time doing that).
If god follows his commandments
one of them if I recall is Thou shalt not kill.
As I stated before he killed over 3,000 people.
With those of the mortal realm you may not kill unless attacked be it good or evil.
Also what kind of moral fiber dose a god have that brings such suffering into the world.
If he would like to get rid of evil he should get rid of himself.
god created everything therefore he created satan the untimate evil.
but who am I to question the all knowing.
If christians simply used facts rather than taking a book as truth because it says it dosent lie Id have a more open mind.
If I physical saw a being that had the powers of said god Id believe.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who Is Your Favorite Person On Kongregate: Top 10 List

I hate everyone equally :P. noone gets hurt and I dont have to be nice all the time. which I almost never am.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / bad eddits to avatars

noone could make my avatar with how awesome it is better >:D.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / most useless yet treasured skill

I can sing and play the guitar on rockband at expert level on both at the same time but its really useless
Damn I just realized I have no life.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Whats a good name?

What about…….
IF YOU STEAL MY INTERNET I WILL ANALLY RAPE YOU WITH A CHAINSAW WHILE YOUR WIFE WATCHES AND SHE WILL GET OFF ON IT.
Thats the name of mine.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your Music is Fucking Garbage

I hate dubstep.
but i listen to nirvana greenday and the offspring.
This is my opinion.
People are allowed to have one.
and as papa siegler always put it.
An opinion is like an asshole we all have one and they smell like shit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many days would OT last without mods/admins?

5 seconds before it turns into redtube fourms.
Fuck then id have to find somewhere to be an ass……..

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is my 2500th post. Discuss post milestones and discuss me.

Want a cookie or something.
Every post I make is like a milestone, People bow down to the awesomeness of my posts because they contain such wisdom.
Also I i suddenly feel like banging my head on the keyboard

loriuhsipgfaudofhudfaopsdggusogadgdjd9osugaodsghdiaogeozfshhosauawhuipfuhfipapuifhsauoirsdhipafiphusfuhfiuaihfisufhifaifaiashfuihsafiufsauhsdguafiuihpasfiuhpafhuiafuipfpufsauiashfiashashfasfashfuhasfuifsauafsuhsafsaiufsafufsau
Twilight
chapter 1

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / IF god was real why dosnt he fix the world we live in now

Originally posted by Septerumlo:

this will settle this conversation …. “Free Will” was given to man to live as he chooses… Adam the first man ate of the apple of the tree of knowledge… the knowledge pertaining in this tree was that of good …. and evil . Eve was lied to and told to eat the apple by the serpent. " God, says this tree and its fruit will kill you. But i assure you if you eat this apple you will not die." This was a lie. So, Eve ate the apple and told Adam where it had come from an that the serpent had told her to eat it .. he willingly ate the apple knowing it was forbidden this was the first deliberate act of sin. God states " for the wages of sin is death" this goes to show why death is now prevalent in the world. The trees knowledge was forbidden due to knowing both good and evil the human flesh would strive and crave to do evil … for it was more appealing to the flesh and not the soul but … in the physical realm flesh rules. God told Adam and Eve not to eat of the tree because it would kill them. this is where it gets slightly complicated. knowing both good and evil man gained free will and could choose to do either good or bad. God cannot force you or anyone to do one thing or another with out interfering with free will and because he loves us beyond our mortal comprehension he allows us to make mistakes to learn from them. When God made the earth he gave to Adam as a gift the earth and all that was upon it … the plants, animals, materials… every thing was for adam and his wife eve. but since Adam deliberately ate of the apple he forfeited the earth to the serpent whom was Satin in disguise. So there fore the reason there is so much pain and death in this world … is because the Earth and all that lay upon it no longer belongs to God nor man but Satin himself.. before Christ Jesus was crucified he went and prayed and the Devil appeared before him and attempted to con Christ out of allowing the romans to crucify him due to what this unselfish act signified and still to this day means. When Satin was attempting to convince Christ to flee for his life he offered him the world in exchange. Christ replied " NO, It is written by my Father the lord of Heaven…." this meaning he declined the owning the world in exchange for Life for the believers. there are two deaths in this world and the next.. one, the first … is when we shed our flesh and our soul passes from this realm to the after life.. upon judgement day the entire Hell its self will be cast into the lake of fire … and all who dwell with in it.. this is the second death … the death of once soul. “To be absent the glory of God and his Grace is surely death” and now more then ever you must understand the End of Days or the Final Days of Man or as we the Christian community and the Lord God says … the Tribulation. is now at hand we are living in the first years of the end the Anti-Christ is almost here and our nation and all other nations are going through some drastic, deadly and out right WRONG!!! circumstance due to our Free Will we so ademently adore. this is our down fall and as it is written it is almost the end… so to some it all up … God is just watching us writhe and suffer in pain due to our own transgressions and sins.. all because of Adam and Satin!!! so dnt not blame God for our misfortunes because if you or anyone were to truely love and adore the Father and truely walk in his light and in the footsteps of Jesus … we would not be in pain, we would not suffer, we would not go hungry into the night. He looks out for those who ask for his justice his grace his love and his protection. if you seek him … he will find you. but if you do not seek him and ignore him … then he will do the same for it is written “If you deny me before you friends, i will deny you before my Father” these are christs words.. so the world is full of heinous, malicious , greedy and evil people fueled by hate and demonistic endevours this is our fault not Gods … but solely our own.

Sooooo the argument has now turned to the free will subject.
Let me blow this hole in your logic IN THE BIBLE ON MULTIPLE SUBJECTS HE FUCKED WITH FREE WILL.
During the noahs ark thing I dont think it was everyone in the worlds free will to die.
In fact your god in the bible killed over thirty thousand people and thats not even the noahs ark shit.
Why worship a god that gives rules to people he himself wont follow.
EDIT: also he made theese people and since he knows everything he technically made them that way.
Because he could have said no screw this. This guy cant exist. but nope why not.
Also he made the dinosaurs if there was no death until the first act of sin WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE CARNIVOURS ANIMALS!!!!! YOU CANNNOT TELL ME THAT THE TEETH ON THE FUCKING T-REX IS MEANT FOR OPENING PUMPKINS!

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Help remove new Youtube comment system

Rember kids what dose hobo say about commenting on youtube.
Just use the D.O.N.T.
which stands for……
Ddddddddddddddddddddddd
Ooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / IF god was real why dosnt he fix the world we live in now

Actually there are some members of the islamic community that the war on terrorism is the war between them and what they might call “infadles” as written in the koran

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Is God really real?

Originally posted by noso1928:

Yes, there is a God. And He really doesn’t care what you call him (Ra, Yahweh, Allah, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Tooth Fairy) as long as you really do believe that He/She is the Almighty. The Omega.

God is the Creator. And first.. you must believe.. and then you can see. Not see, and then you can believe.

Doesn’t work that way.

I saw god once…….. he wore a nazi helmet and was wearing a shirt that said IF RAPE HAPPENED IT WAS MEANT TO HAPPEN.
Of course I was high on shrooms.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Search '[your name] the Hedgehog' and post results.


seems google thinks im evil

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / US Slavery

Slavery still exists just not like it used too. For instance sexual trafficing is still a thing and those women are considered sex slaves.
Call me crazy but I believe we are all slaves, slaves to society. Society controls what we wear, what we watch even how we act.
Also as for it relating to the founding fathers…… this dosent suprise me I hated this country before and I hate it now.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Is God really real?

Well on a less serious note, at least people who believe in science dont go around saying :
IF THOU DOES NOT GIVE THY HEART TO SCIENCE THOU SHALT BURN IN SULFURIC ACID FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the most annyoing way to type

Originally posted by MrSalvador:

lol………..this is much more annoying……. when people do this……………like they’re smashing their period key…………whle they think of something else………to type……

sadly I do this as a habbit…………sigh.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / grand theft auto: bad influence or just a game.

You say that im right winged and stupid when in face you are more say than me with this “IM RIGHT NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS AND ANYONE WITH ANOTHER OPINION IS RETARTED” mantality which republicans favor.
Im done.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Is God really real?

Im sorry samuro but you just gave me a headace trying to understand the logic behind that statment. What kind of mental gymnastics you had to do to think that up is amazing. It seems you are making claims without reliable evidince. This discredits your statement. I will not continue a discussion with you because you are not the type of christain to bring evidince the the table which have led to fruitful discussion. This will continue with me using verses from the bible and pointing out their flaws and you pushing them away with the weak argument that your god is limitless.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / IF god was real why dosnt he fix the world we live in now

Originally posted by Varok90:

if i had to guess, i’d say that you just want to believe because you can’t face the possibility that there is no god and no afterlife. i hope to be wrong, because it would be sad to know that someone chooses to believe something out of fear. if god had made his presence known to people we would not even be having this kind of discussions.

:/ Its not that sad I believe their are forces in this world we dont understand and that there is possibly a higher power. I just dont believe in the christian edition. I believe this because if I didnt my mind would collapse in on itself and id go insane and devalue the human life in my mind as little more than a plaything.So basically I have to believe that their is possibly a meaning to life or Id lose my mind.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / grand theft auto: bad influence or just a game.

Oh come on hes calling people who play video games nered when:
50,00 people are hugging right now 25,000 are kissing and 19,000 are having sex.
And were the fuck are we? On the internet we are all nerds…..

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Government shutdown

Originally posted by urine420:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:

In theory both capitalism and communism work but in pratice they both fall to greed and human stupidity.Not even the u.s. goverment complies completely with the principles of liberty.

uninformed platitudes. do you even bother looking critically at things before you accept them as gospel. Also, loling right now at the concept of the US being at all built on the notion of liberty.

Fuck it,if you know right then go ahead and say it. What is the perfect goverment?
Those who dont have a better idea shouldnt critize ones that halfway work