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Topic: Off-topic / Is everything getting locked or is it just me?

Na it’s just that some people are fucking stupid.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / DEVS ARE TROLLS.

Discuss moments in games where you feel like the developers were trying to troll you.
EXAMPLE:
Skyrim….. MOTHER FUCKING FALDARS TOOTH.
Spent a damn hour trying to find out how to get into that god forsaken tower….
The damn game also has 4 quests that take you there
WHAT THE HELL

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When was the last time you made an alt for spamming purposes?

Originally posted by niceman555:

Just wanna know.
I made one like 4 months ago for spamming the pages so they got smaller.
I never made any alts for porn.
Discuss

Boy mods are gonna be doging this one looking for some dumbass to reveal himself.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / COP = CRIMINAL ON PAYROLL

Originally posted by 01234567fdk:

Cuh, do you think that most cops are criminals on payroll, cuh?

Cuh isn’t a word.

Yes there are crooked cops but there are cops that just do their job.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Halloween: What are you gonna be for it?

Working at a haunted house this halloween….. zombie clown.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 300 reasons America is the best country on Earth

Originally posted by DanielMontgomery:
Originally posted by YoucantbutICan:

If by America you mean the United States, then no. The U.S. Is not the greatest country on Earth. It may have been founded on the infinite hopes of liberty, freedom, and the pursuit of happiness, but that is only an ideology that not everyone in this country even believes. Our education, military, currency, and jobs have all plummeted; and our political parties are less than Constitutional. We can easily be defeated. How? Because we’re starting to rely on the means of Government to run this country, thus our education on politics have decreased. And because of that, elected officials are not exactly your “Great ’Merican” type. Basically, the way this country is ran is pretty much based off our intelligence. If not, then I suppose we have no reason to claim that this is the “Greatest Country on Earth.”

Wrong we are still #1 in both economy and military and as fucked up as our government is they still basically govern the world

Actually the English pound is holding up better than the dollar.

 
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Topic: The Last Stand: Dead Zone / TRUNK KEYS?

Game has an ungodly amount of pay walls.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / lik omg i just totally took the best selfie ever! ! !

Pointless topic is pointless.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Indians Vs. Rape murder and the decimation of their culture

Originally posted by GRAPHICDESIGNC:
Originally posted by dias17se:

let´s ask an indian, if we can find one


Originally posted by teh_hobo:

Fuck you man….. just… fuck you.

Found the indian

No….. I’m not full indian.
My great grandmother was.
She always hated white people….. I wonder why.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is Scarier: Five Night's at Freddy's or Ouija?

Five nights at Freddy’s…. by ALOT.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Indians Vs. Rape murder and the decimation of their culture

Fuck you man….. just… fuck you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Official Deadliest Warrior : Currently - Gladiators vs Templars

Originally posted by dias17se:

Musketeer would won in ANY situation, close combat or long range combat.

Well in close combat 1 hit would kill them which wouldn’t be the case with vikings against a rapier.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Official Deadliest Warrior : Currently - Gladiators vs Templars

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

did the vikings have ranged weapons?

http://www.hurstwic.org/history/articles/manufacturing/text/viking_bow.htm

 
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Topic: Off-topic / pirate versus ninja

Originally posted by DanielMontgomery:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by dias17se:

Ninjas would win any day.

They would attack during night and those drunks wouldn´t even see it, arrows flying in the chilling death of the night, accurate as legolas shooting btw, fire ambushing their ship… gg all pirates drowning like bitches ahaha

that’s pretty spot on

yet if the pirates were on the offensive in say a Japanese city there is no way you can win with medieval weaponry when the area is being pinned down by cannons destroying everything on the port.

the ninjas would be gone by the time the first shot was fired

They aren’t super humans.
You do realize the fastest a person can go on foot is 15 mph.
Thats if they are the fastest man on Earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_n5EjIJy1A

So they wouldn’t be fast enough to get out of the city(like cowards) before they were blown to hell.

Wtf? people run in the medium 20Mph in the NFL and I think bolt ran like 28 mph but I do agree guns pretty much Tip that scale but do realize that they’re single shot and highly inaccurate

I’m just saying they aren’t super humans.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT Official Deadliest Warrior : Currently - Gladiators vs Templars

Originally posted by dias17se:

That´s right showdown time, who´s the best of these mofos ??

Our first contender, the musketeer, royal guard of the king.

Weaponz : RAPIER & main gauche thats fckng badass !!
Musket
Bombs

Our next contender is Viking ! Powerful warriors of the north, these have sick endurance.

Weaponz : spear

discuss who´z bezt !

Viking….. would whip their asses.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / pirate versus ninja

Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by dias17se:

Ninjas would win any day.

They would attack during night and those drunks wouldn´t even see it, arrows flying in the chilling death of the night, accurate as legolas shooting btw, fire ambushing their ship… gg all pirates drowning like bitches ahaha

that’s pretty spot on

yet if the pirates were on the offensive in say a Japanese city there is no way you can win with medieval weaponry when the area is being pinned down by cannons destroying everything on the port.

the ninjas would be gone by the time the first shot was fired

They aren’t super humans.
You do realize the fastest a person can go on foot is 15 mph.
Thats if they are the fastest man on Earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_n5EjIJy1A

So they wouldn’t be fast enough to get out of the city(like cowards) before they were blown to hell.

READ IT.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 300 reasons America is the best country on Earth

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

15. Has won every war it entered

Vietnam….

Yes. We beat them the fuck out.

16. Only place where equality and opportunity live

U.k., Japan, France, Canada, ect

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 300 reasons America is the best country on Earth

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

15. Has won every war it entered

Vietnam….

Yes. We beat them the fuck out.

Site your source please.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_War

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 300 reasons America is the best country on Earth

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

15. Has won every war it entered

Vietnam….

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 300 reasons America is the best country on Earth

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:
Originally posted by teh_hobo:
Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

14. Has won more Super Bowls, World Series, and NBA Finals than any other country

The Super Bowls and NBA finals are both in the USA so I’ll disregard those.

However Brazil holds the record for most World Cup wins.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_World_Cup

The World Series is a baseball tournament.

Explain? I don’t watch baseball.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / pirate versus ninja

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by Immortal7777:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by dias17se:

Ninjas would win any day.

They would attack during night and those drunks wouldn´t even see it, arrows flying in the chilling death of the night, accurate as legolas shooting btw, fire ambushing their ship… gg all pirates drowning like bitches ahaha

that’s pretty spot on

yet if the pirates were on the offensive in say a Japanese city there is no way you can win with medieval weaponry when the area is being pinned down by cannons destroying everything on the port.

the ninjas would be gone by the time the first shot was fired

They aren’t super humans.
You do realize the fastest a person can go on foot is 15 mph.
Thats if they are the fastest man on Earth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_n5EjIJy1A

So they wouldn’t be fast enough to get out of the city(like cowards) before they were blown to hell.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 300 reasons America is the best country on Earth

Originally posted by tHErofLwaffLe:

14. Has won more Super Bowls, World Series, and NBA Finals than any other country

The Super Bowls and NBA finals are both in the USA so I’ll disregard those.

However Brazil holds the record for most World Cup wins.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_World_Cup

 
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Topic: Off-topic / pirate versus ninja

In a fight:
Ninja

Who I like more:
Pirates, they are more badass.

 

Topic: Off-topic / History Fair Project ideas?

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Topic: Serious Discussion / Government is broken.

I propose to you that any government man can think of as long as there is a human element, can and will fail due to someone putting themselves on top.
In a perfect world most major ideas of government would work.However people aren’t perfect and will lie cheat and steal.
So my questions to you are:

What government do you believe works the best?

Can government work with a human element?

Will people always try to put themselves on top?

1. I honestly believe in a world with no government but a network of people working together to survive.

2.No, humans aren’t perfect.

3. Yes, it is human nature to be selfish and look out for yourself first.