Recent posts by Nerdsoft on Kongregate

Topic: General Gaming / Scariest Games on Kongregate

Being One: Episode 2 isn’t scary if you open the vent…

I LIED!

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get tired Madness sequels.
I insert myself.

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

Out comes the great Chinese Pziza Hut franchise!
I put in Jesus.

Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

Booze versus lawyers!

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You take out Angkor Wat.
I put in Wisconsin, for no reason for great justice!

Topic: Forum Games / Coming Soon to a Kongregate FGF!

Originally posted by Zzzip50:

Originally posted by Nerdsoft:

Originally posted by ilovekirby12:

Um if you don’t know what this is it is a “mafia,rp,stratagem,quiz etc…”

Everybody knows that, but nobody knows what dafuq that’s supposed to mean.

Do you know what a mafia is? A RP? A strategy game? A quiz? Etc along those lines?

YES, BUT WALFORD HASN’T EXPLAINED HOW HE’S GONNA COMBINE THEM. That was what I meant.

Topic: Forum Games / Coming Soon to a Kongregate FGF!

Originally posted by ilovekirby12:

Um if you don’t know what this is it is a “mafia,rp,stratagem,quiz etc…”

Everybody knows that, but nobody knows what dafuq that’s supposed to mean.

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You take out dolan.
I insert… y’know, that kind of coke.

Topic: Forum Games / Coming Soon to a Kongregate FGF!

Save one for me. Signing, but I have to know what the f*ck this is. For all we know, not even you know.

Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

Try quoting EBF3 now, B*TCH.

Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

This game where you have a tiny ship and build it up and fight loads of red enemies. Pixel graphics?

Topic: General Gaming / Veradux a ZOMBIE???!!!

I say yes. A combat-savvy medic is a powerful asset in an infantry-only battle, and would need to be protected. I think the suit’s systems host built-in defibrillators to revive medics. It is shown in the intro that Sonny is revived by an electric shock. So if V. overclocked his defibrillator…
I believe he sacrificed his rights as a human to stay alive by reviving himself with the suit.
UPDATE:

Originally posted by Urgsmurks:

I think he is a zombie…just because being hit by a knife right in your face would knock out a normal human being…

Ouh my face….again :D

But what says Veradux when he criticaly hits an enemy in Sonny 2?

I just understand “I will fuck you…..” but there is last word :>

It was actually “I’m gonna knock you silly”.

Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

Originally posted by Bobolobodoo:

You have a green cloak and you shoot arrows
you can become a tank
or shoot fire,ice,or a normal arrow

Strategy Defense 2, by Belugerin. An old ancient game from the days when their games were original.

Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

Originally posted by MarkoK28:

Could someone remember the game :
Its a 2.5 D or more likely 2D , you have something like smurfs and you build ur city and advance in science , and you have like in Sims bars of knowledge for some skills like : crafting , woodcuting , stonecutting ,cooking….
and you dig down to find shrooms to feed your (smurfs i think) something like them ( first need to cook it) and later you can build a elvator and find gold and other mins , and find enemy’s that your (smurfs as i think) need to kill with hands ( or if they have made swords ) and eventually your (smurfs) ( a woman smurf and man smurf make a baby) and eventually they die and the baby continues where they did stop :)

This it?

Topic: Off-topic / Black People

Originally posted by Ericzander:

Originally posted by Hallucent:

Originally posted by Ericzander:

This guy

That’s a white woman… You failed twice

Apparently, he was legally a black man.

Wait… since when was Michael Jackson a woman?

Topic: Off-topic / I love Lil' Wayne and Coldplay

Originally posted by MKUltraLightning:

Nah, I don’t buy girls drinks. It’s cliche and unoriginal.

Wine is not a liquor, and liquor is an alcoholic drink. Therefore, this wine=liquor≠alcohol discussion is idiotic. So don’t act like an idiot. So shut up.

Topic: General Gaming / Star Wars VS Halo with would win?

Star Wars and Halo, together, against the Culture. It’d be hilarious. Culture>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Halo>Star Wars.

Topic: General Gaming / What is the most disgusting, violent, gory game you've ever played?

Originally posted by Cizinec:

Super Mario Bros is a despicable game. It is mostly about an Italian plumber whose only functions are leaping upon, and ultimately obliterating, all foes that appear before your, presumably rather obese considering his ease at accomplishing such a feat, plumber. He can also conjure fireballs from his hands to defeat enemies, but only a sadist would kill with fire. It’s outlawed by the Geneva Conference for a reason. If that wasn’t bad enough, he obtains this ability and others through the use of “magic mushrooms” and “fire flowers”, which is obviously an allusion to other, very real and dangerous, drugs.

Ultimately, all this waste of life is achieved for the purpose of saving a princess. I wonder, why didn’t they think of negotiating or perhaps answering a ransom notice? It isn’t like their unfair conception of an Italian Plumber is short on change. Throughout the entire game, the protagonist gathers up large sums of gold, gained by murder and thievery.. While he could have been dealing with the kidnapper, he decides instead to transmute these coins into “extra lives”. Of course, the “extra lives” are portrayed by “magic mushrooms”, which means that the infamous plumber was most likely paying off Satan with the very coinage that could have been put to use in rescuing the princess. In case you are rather unsure of my thoughts on him paying off the Devil, it will become very apparent to you after having had murdered large numbers of enemies without touching the ground. You will gain “extra lives” from this heartless massacre.

On top of all that, this disaster also portrays women as entirely worthless. The creators apparently decided to have the only female character, Princess Peach, as a reward. She serves no other purpose. Upon rescuing her, she thanks the hero and offers you the chance to rescue her again. At this point, it became rather obvious as to why our younger citizens have become so demented.

Sexism, racism, gratuitous violence, drugs, torture, thuggery and an extremely transparent attempt to encourage a kidnapping fetish amongst children. Honestly, I do not think it is possible for a game to reach a lower level than that of Super Mario Bros.

Fantastic trolling job… except that everyone knows about Super Mario Bros. and that it’s E-rated.
As for me? The Legend of Guy, where you shoot blood. Dated game, but… gory. And anything featuring the LAPD has to be super-gory. ;) But Happy Wheels… that’s probably gorier than TLoG.

Topic: Forum Games / destroy the fort!

Someone else do this pl0x.

Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Metric Scale Units)

Alien trolls.

Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

Originally posted by Darkboy5846:

Originally posted by Nerdsoft:

This one where you’re a little, demon-like red fairy who runs around on leaves collecting rings. Each of the four rings gives you a new spell; the first, given to you at the beginning, casts a red bubble around you; the second, given after a tree-like boss fight, fires yellow drops downwards.
The third is given after you kill a flying critter. It’s a lightning attack. I didn’t get the last one.

Is it a flash game? If it is, is it on Kongregate?

I’m intrigued. Someone answer this, I want to play it.

It was answered. The game was Planet Noevo.

Yes, yes it is a Flash game. I played it on Andkon.

Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

Originally posted by conjectural:

Originally posted by conjectural:

Originally posted by Darver:

Originally posted by Deathscar:

Does anyone know the name of the flash game where you play as a guy whose spaceship had crashed and you need to rebuild it? It’s a top down shooter where you can dig on the ground to get materials to build all sorts of stuff to defend your ship. It also features a day and night cycle. Tried googling all the keywords I could think of and can’t find it.

Can’t think of what you’re looking for, but a very similar game is balloon in a wasteland.

I think the one mentioned above is ‘Morningstar’.

Actually maybe not, Morningstar features a crashed ship and exploration and repairs but I don’t think I remember any shooting.

I’m intrigued. Someone answer this, I want to play it.

Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

This one where you’re a little, demon-like red fairy who runs around on leaves collecting rings. Each of the four rings gives you a new spell; the first, given to you at the beginning, casts a red bubble around you; the second, given after a tree-like boss fight, fires yellow drops downwards.
The third is given after you kill a flying critter. It’s a lightning attack. I didn’t get the last one.

Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

Originally posted by SuperCaliFragil:

It was a experimental game where you could do crazy things, for ex. A happy bowling ball just opened its mind to eat its dinner. Or an eggplant grim reaper is in a ice cream shop, and also, Perspective. Looks like a knife, but is really a bird.

The one you’re looking for is Mitoza. It’s on Kong, so just search for it.

Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Metric Scale Units)

Acid rain! Yaaay!