Recent posts by Nerdsoft on Kongregate

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Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

Originally posted by hok0003:
Originally posted by Nerdsoft:
Originally posted by Nerdsoft:

I used to have this racing game, it was for PC and you could do quite a lot of stuff. It was mission-based, but with freeplay too (I think). Your character was anonymous as you couldn’t leave the car.
The setting was either London (as a taxi driver) or San Francisco as a stuntman (there were two campaigns). There was an enormous choice of vehicles, I played it in the 2000s and it was number 2 in the series.

Derp. In case I didn’t clarify, it wasn’t a flash game and it wasn’t on a site. Again, 2000s.

Midtown Madness 2.

Oh joy! I can now die in peace.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

Originally posted by Nerdsoft:

I used to have this racing game, it was for PC and you could do quite a lot of stuff. It was mission-based, but with freeplay too (I think). Your character was anonymous as you couldn’t leave the car.
The setting was either London (as a taxi driver) or San Francisco as a stuntman (there were two campaigns). There was an enormous choice of vehicles, I played it in the 2000s and it was number 2 in the series.

Derp. In case I didn’t clarify, it wasn’t a flash game and it wasn’t on a site. Again, 2000s.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

Originally posted by Nerdsoft:

I used to have this racing game, it was for PC and you could do quite a lot of stuff. It was mission-based, but with freeplay too (I think). Your character was anonymous as you couldn’t leave the car.
The setting was either London (as a taxi driver) or San Francisco as a stuntman (there were two campaigns). There was an enormous choice of vehicles, I played it in the 2000s and it was number 2 in the series.

Anyone?

 
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Topic: General Gaming / The "What was that game called?" Thread

I used to have this racing game, it was for PC and you could do quite a lot of stuff. It was mission-based, but with freeplay too (I think). Your character was anonymous as you couldn’t leave the car.
The setting was either London (as a taxi driver) or San Francisco as a stuntman (there were two campaigns). There was an enormous choice of vehicles, I played it in the 2000s and it was number 2 in the series.

 
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Topic: Sandbox Hero / Feature Requests (not multiplayer)

Hmm, lemme think… terrain destruction (bombs to remove tiles), skins (where blocks and features are changed to look more fitting, for example a space theme where the monsters are aliens and humans wear space suits), ranged weapons (for enemies too), real doors (maybe a player-only door which monsters and projectiles can’t open, a monster-only door and a projectile… window?) and, er, MOAR HAZARDS!
Also, a three-layer block system where you can only collide with middle-layer blocks would be nice, allowing for better decoration and trap concealment.

 
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Topic: Sandbox Hero / Im stumped

I’m guessing it’s because the people who first see it have low expectations, so they think it’s good, but the higher the ratings, the higher the expectations.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Live, Die, Die Live and Die.

I bust the engines with a sledgehammer.
I have someone swing the sledgehammer into my face.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Doodle God, the forum game

Earth, I think, not dirt. I would say yeah, or actually… maybe that makes pressure. Yeah, earth+earth=pressure. Earth+pressure=stone.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Web Warfare

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Using my awesome stealth skills, I get behind Nerdsoft.

Your balls mysteriously disappear as you faceplant from a kilometre up. You are miraculously (almost) unharmed, but you won’t be having any kids…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Web Warfare

Whoops, forgot danwar. He kills another 14 of them. Somehow.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Web Warfare

Originally posted by thelolofdeath:

How about understand what I’m saying. The post above is the only one where you actually posted a response-in the other one,you just gave up and said we slayed all the scouts. In that,you didn’t even bother to DETERMINE WHO WON between me and Helltank. If we have to wait a day to get the results of our attack,we’re not gonna wait for you to determine if EACH AND EVERY ACTION we do works(That’s the only thing I can see we actually did WRONG)

You were both assuming the consequences of your actions, therefore fucking up the flow of the game. You had to do that so you could multi-post, but you can’t do that anyway. Hence the BS joke.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Web Warfare

STFU and stop godmodding. Use the turns you spend knocked out by your own bullshit to analyse what you did wrong.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Doodle God, the forum game

Fire + water = steam (if you say alcohol, so help me God I will punch you)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Web Warfare

This is actually really annoying. Now for Christ’s sake, stop overwhelming me with this PvP battle. I will post your results.
Mar’s missiles prove fairly effective against the groups of infantry, but they scatter. One of the tanks is blown up and you kill 24 of the soldiers.
TheGodOfDragons makes his way into the B. Empire, soon encountering a small military base. Here it looks like another 200 troopers are amassing and there are a couple of light aircraft.
SuperCaliFragil stains everyone pink. Bastard. He also kills 16 of the soldiers.
PvP battles
thelolofdeath versus Helltank
As the two begin duelling, they spam huge quantities of posts and basically keep the game alive. However, in their PvP battle, they have severely damaged each other. Unfortunately the stench of all this bullshit makes them feel dizzy, then they collapse. Also, you get pink everywhere.
-60 HP: Helltank, -60 HP: thelolofdeath
No more battles today

Statuses applied: unconscious (Helltank, thelolofdeath), woozy (everyone else), pink (all players in Kongregatia), shit-covered (Helltank, thelolofdeath)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (CYOP) Don't Try This at Home

Originally posted by adv0catus:

You already have a game running, and it’s been less than a week; you need approval for this. You should review the ‘Forum Games’ Forum Guidelines.

God damn it, I always forget that rule. Every time me or my crappy internet goes on hiatus…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Sign-ups) Web Warfare

You’re in!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Web Warfare

Bugger, I forgot about that. And no, PvP battles will never hurt players (unless they ask).

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (CYOP) Don't Try This at Home

Alright, so let’s see. You are… an ordinary guy. Sort of. At age 24, you graduated from uni just a little bit early. Two years later and your life is as shit as ever before. But you’ve just had a thought.

What if you try to turn your life around? Invest in the stock market? Start a business? Try to find a girl? Develop a gigantic criminal record? Become an arms dealer?!
Blow up a building Donate to charity!

Well, let’s start off with a few basic questions. Like, what do you want to do? You’ve just got up, had breakfast, done your teeth and got dressed. Nah, of course not. You “work” from home.

You have virtually no money, about fifteen people consistently read your blog (two of whom are your parents), you haven’t even had breakfast and you’re already on the computer.

Then suddenly, you start thinking about turning your life around. Not being a slob, not writing a shitty blog about worthless movie trivia that not even your parents really like and… yeah.

So… what do you do? Here are a few ideas. Simply put, the first person to request something for the character to do gets their request validated and the character performs the action they ask for.

Or in cases where three or more people have agreed on one thing, the most popular request is the one that I pander to. And… yeah, if 3+ people veto a first-poster option then I won’t do it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (CYOP) Don't Try This at Home

Reserved for lock. Ninjas, piss off because I don’t want your throwing stars. Or your posts.



[Private message me for an unlock if/when you want to reopen this game. -Gevock]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Web Warfare

Don’t you know that time moves slower on Armor Games?! Team-killing is allowed, but only if all parties involved agree to the fight. So… do you want to?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Capital Cities in Europe)

Quietly editing that. Bastarding ninjas.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Capital Cities in Europe)

Stantortelioniatato gnocchi

 
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Topic: Forum Games / (Sign-ups) Web Warfare

So… you have the ability to shoot a ray that turns stuff pink? Okay. That’s a gift, though. Skills are the mundane things, gifts are the special powers.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Web Warfare

Everyone died. But of course, being scouts, they were never a real threat. Now for some actual fighting (hint hint: the HQs are actually just rooms with admins in them. They’ll also crumble almost immediately if hit, so don’t expect that 10,000 to stay above 3 figures for very long). The invaders… are tough.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Civilizations Rise

Quorby
Then I shall do the planting first, mildly annoyed that the gods have sent the one person with a skill that genuinely benefits the team down to earth in a completely human-free plain. Bah. After this, I once again put my hands to work trying to light a redness, henceforth known as fire.
If I succeed, I quickly extinguish it before practicing again and again until I can do it in a minute with a high success rate. Wielding this knowledge, I shall take some wood with me, pack the food into a sort of large hide wrap and march off. But not before cooking and drying the meat!