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Topic: Off-topic / What do you want to be when you grow up?

I want to retire when you grow up… ;-D

hmm…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'd make a joke about sodium

Originally posted by Uberfrage:

But I can never get a reaction out of it!

Originally posted by RollerCROWster:

try adding chlorine

seems more a salt then a joke…

is it a salty joke paradigm?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your Computer's Specs

PC games: Lenovo B570e with 4gb, B950 cpu, intel gfx

tablet/Android games: Alcatel One Touch Pop 8 (p320x)

Huawei Y6: Tower of Hero and LTE router.

I play mostly flash (Kong and for example agar.io), android games + some Linux games

I play sometimes on my wife’s PC. Dell Optiplex 980 with 8gb and Geforce GTX 750.
Most of the time it is used by our daughter for Sims 4 and Minecraft or flash (agar.io and similar).

 
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Topic: Off-topic / itt: things you want but know you will never have

in a realistic manner

AH-64 from Tomahawk (game) or some modern/better/faster version of the copter.

too heavy fuel consumption to be realy realistic dream… but I like an idea of owning such thing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should corpse fucking really be illegal?

Originally posted by mysticvortex13:
Originally posted by Starsets:

Sure
Enjoy getting some god forsaken disease

this. we have a program where we can donate bodies to “science” already, all we need is a similar one for self-containing the necrophile community.

I have a full set of pervs pointing theirs guns at me…

why should I promote one more?

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / Christmas Event: Gift Rewards Strategy and Calculations

Originally posted by jonfelder:
Originally posted by EctoGeko:
Originally posted by jonfelder:
Originally posted by chadly1979:

Just tried the 50/50 method, and got roast beasts! Went from 230 septillion to nearly 1 oct. One tip to try is on my phone instead of playing sideways I held it the other direction, it causes the gift button to be larger, so I could double finger tap on it. I did that for nearly a minute and could actually get the timer to go up, got it to about 18 seconds before massive fatigue set in and cramped up. Just a thought for those playing on small screens.

Yep portrait mode gives you a bigger hit box so you can get two fingers in there…the problem is it’s also a lot closer to swag and stats and I have tendency to keep hitting that. Pick your poison I guess.

I do wonder, though, if I could devise some sort of device to do the tapping. For example they have styluses that work with touch screens. They also have a much lower surface area than my finger does. It might possible to rig up a device using a similar material that would allow more simultaneous and controlled taps. Like say 4 styluses taped together might be capable of doing 4 taps.

Here you go sir, two different approaches:
hackaday.com/2012/05/04/reaching-out-to-a-touch-screen-with-a-microcontroller/
Lego screen tapper

If I were going to go to that much trouble, I’d just buy gold. However, if you want to build one and send it to me, I’ll use it. ;)

I was thinking more along the lines of seeing if I could rig an anti-static bag I have laying around for free into some sort of device that enables me to get more taps in less area. For example sticking small squares of the material to the bottom of paperclips or something. I basically need a way to keep the timer going for maybe 10-20 minutes. I can do it on my ipad with two fingers, but no chance on my phone with the smaller hit box or that damn swag and stats button in the way.

the simplest device is probably:
some touching “finger” (I’m not sure which one will work with touchscreen, most are not working and I have recently found 1 gloves working with my phone…)

some simple counterbalance and vibrator (yes.. you see correctly) connected to generate tapping ;-)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why does everyone hate the Jews?

Originally posted by K_K_i_c_k:

Would anyone care to shed some light on this phenomenon?

1st rule of being an animal:

dead = bad…

jews are currently the most recognised nation ’cause of holocaust and living near in every place of Earth…

I think they were fighting for nazis in a “masony” way to mess with other “holocausted” nations… you know what I mean… :-)

personally I believe like most others they were messing in 3 ways for “good”, “bad” and for theirs own ass…

the reason why there is no simple solution for anything… it is more probable thief are paid to get rid of unsold goods then to be thief just because they are getting a hard-on thinking about used stuff of others…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How good are you at hiding your racism IRL?

Originally posted by K_K_i_c_k:

If you are a racist person, how good are you at hiding your racism IRL? You can’t yell the n-word in IRL, so you better be good at hiding your racism.

if a racism is not wearing a tampon being a men…

I am 100% racist…

I can guess there are differrences between nations, the same as with lions living only in some ecosystem…
The problem is a difference between popular believes (better is known evil then unknown angel… ) and a real differences…

I know some scientifically proved knowledge about diffference in a space comfortable for different nations, there are some physicall differences between them…
the problem is with sth like: I want your husband to fix my tap but still not interested in sleeping with him as well…

still I am not interested in your terrorist anywhere here…
I have enought problems with sects like catholics to not want more of such…

currrent technology = bigger problem with sects (for me junkies are not much different then any other sect)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is having sex with a pregnant woman a threesome?

it is better to have a happy wife then a stressed wife…

feel free to mess with your baby inside as long as you see a difference between foreplay and hammering an evil from a wife…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should corpse fucking really be illegal?

Originally posted by K_K_i_c_k:

We allow premarital sex, why not munting?

in a country in which showing a pistol is a way to solve most of intercommunication problems it is hard to believe it is not a normal way of sex between women and men…

hmm… d you have a huge gun to show me stop harresing your people? ;-)

I know i am thief, communist, jerk… but still in 2nd place ’cause I know who is in all the way the 1st… ;-)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is being attracted to fat anything a perversion?

Originally posted by SpookX:

^I really didn’t expect a serious answer in this thread, lol.

I have seen documentaries about “feeders” and I think they are pervs…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is being attracted to fat anything a perversion?

Originally posted by K_K_i_c_k:

I know it’s devious, but to what extent?

gays will say it is not…

if you are not able to “fuck” your “wife” below some weight you should think of some talk with specialist…
or be gay an happy with it…

normal guy should be able to get a hard-on for near anything sacrificing himself in some situations… the same way as normal woman sacrificing herself for ages in bed.

see the difference… being able to fuck not the same as being excited as hell thinking about “such sex”.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / Christmas Event: Gift Rewards Strategy and Calculations

Originally posted by jonfelder:
Originally posted by EctoGeko:
Originally posted by jonfelder:
Originally posted by chadly1979:

Just tried the 50/50 method, and got roast beasts! Went from 230 septillion to nearly 1 oct. One tip to try is on my phone instead of playing sideways I held it the other direction, it causes the gift button to be larger, so I could double finger tap on it. I did that for nearly a minute and could actually get the timer to go up, got it to about 18 seconds before massive fatigue set in and cramped up. Just a thought for those playing on small screens.

Yep portrait mode gives you a bigger hit box so you can get two fingers in there…the problem is it’s also a lot closer to swag and stats and I have tendency to keep hitting that. Pick your poison I guess.

I do wonder, though, if I could devise some sort of device to do the tapping. For example they have styluses that work with touch screens. They also have a much lower surface area than my finger does. It might possible to rig up a device using a similar material that would allow more simultaneous and controlled taps. Like say 4 styluses taped together might be capable of doing 4 taps.

Here you go sir, two different approaches:
hackaday.com/2012/05/04/reaching-out-to-a-touch-screen-with-a-microcontroller/
Lego screen tapper

If I were going to go to that much trouble, I’d just buy gold. However, if you want to build one and send it to me, I’ll use it. ;)

I was thinking more along the lines of seeing if I could rig an anti-static bag I have laying around for free into some sort of device that enables me to get more taps in less area. For example sticking small squares of the material to the bottom of paperclips or something. I basically need a way to keep the timer going for maybe 10-20 minutes. I can do it on my ipad with two fingers, but no chance on my phone with the smaller hit box or that damn swag and stats button in the way.

there is an autotapper for android in the shop if you have rooted device. ;-)

it is an app to soft control tapping, text inserting, macros and many more but I was not trying it having unrooted device

P.S. btw. Check Rotation Control if you want to block autorotating feature of AC. It is probably disabling direction sensor of the device so it will “destroy” apps controled by wheeling the device probably.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / Christmas Event: Gift Rewards Strategy and Calculations

I can say 1 thing.

Boosting at start = fast start

but you can also wait till you have ended all upgrades and then do a 2 investments trick to open 1st package having a 50% chance getting boost of the last investment (in probably less then 12h from start).
m
after 24h of gameplay I was able to get all upgrades for 2 investmand in about 2 minutes and after opening the package it is safe to start all others or just clicking the button which gives probably better money earnings.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / Daily gift button tapping

Originally posted by pokemonhr:

Oh man I did not know that I was missing out lool

But where do you tap to decrease cooldown?

me the same till last event…

they can do a button giving real number boost based on number of clicks before activation.
1 click = x1.1 boost
10 clicks = x2 boost
100 = x3
1000 = x4
and so on ;)

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / Gold suit

Originally posted by Floplox:

I just bought and can confirm that it does indeed show on all planets when bought in Christmas shop. However it will not show in the Christmas event as it is reserved for the story.

thx.
hope it will last forever :-D

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / Anyone else already finish the event?

Originally posted by madskitzo1:
Originally posted by katiesully15:

I started about 2 hours ago, and with a few tricks that i learned from other games, i was able to complete it all, getting every reward…. Didn’t spend any gold on it.

Well it looks like I’ll have more time to spend with my family….. I think 2 hours is a bit slow personally! I managed it in 36 minutes, I feel so happy and now my life is complete!

Do you use an auto clicker?

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / Anyone else already finish the event?

I am missing last unlocks.

Started few hours before going sleep yesterday.

About 6 hours of gameplay.

Does gold suit works only for current planet?

P.s. use bonus 1st time at begining. It boosts start a lot and reset having hard time to advance with upgrades. Probably about a thousand of them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / you are a middle aged mother, think of an eye color before entering thread

Originally posted by Heroicdude:

Lol your skin has the same color as your eyes. A bunch of german nazis storm into your house armed with plastic lightsaber replicas(starwars). Do they spare you??

your politics are lying but nazis are truthfull…

you are so dumb male donkeys want to fuck you misleading you are theirs mate… ;)

jews, negers, yellow… most nations was fighting for nazis… and result = half populations sick or broken and should stay in hospital or in psychiatry…

P.S. yeah.. sure.. I want to be healthy and smart = I am Nazi like 100% of Deutsch… ;) and 30% of white Americans.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When did you lose your virginity?

27 or so with my wife (we “slept” 1st day we met face to face but “true” answer for the question is few months later).

I’m a nerd ;-) who can feel future and i was in a desperate need of the kitchen 10 years later ;).

you would not believe me whatever I could say ;-)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Little Girls Thread!

still like her having few seasons on my VoD (I think she is an android the same as Riplay).

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 9/11 Joke

Why do Americans were in Iraq?

They were paying debts for planned demolishing of twin towers in the middle of foreign investors owned buildings.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >1 elephant sized ant or 1000 ant sized elephants

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by yeasy:

How about 1000 ant-sized elephants with human-like level of intelligence?

They’d just be shitting their collective pants. “Oh shit oh shit that thing that’s fifty thousand times bigger than me is gonna crush us fuck FUCK FUCK!”

I was thinking to train them for truth…

1000 elephants eating juices or some other veggy things… they could find smelly things or hear interesting noises.

I am interested in the reason they would attack me… :)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You have to move to a different country and live there for a year

Arctic or North Pole without Santa’s or reindeers ;) (or Antarctic if there is any active base nowadays).

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Next game you're buying?

Syberia 3

if not counting microtransactions.

My Singing Monsters, Boom Beach, Hay Day or PAC-MAN 256 are possible microtransactions coming.
Kingdom Rush tablet series are also possible in whatever part of this message should they be.