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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Android Testers Needed

I would like to make up some answers for all the people in this forum saying the same thing over and over.
As a public service.

“We don’t need iTesting right now because we’re Canadians and all we run are iThings. We have that covered, thanks.”
“iPhones don’t need to run capitalist apps because iOS is the ultimate capitalist app.”
“The iPhone app is already done. WTF do you think we were doing for the last month?”
“STiFU!” (Shut the iPhone up!)
“Sorry, we didn’t know you wanted that, eh?”

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Android Testers Needed

Hey. Dudes. Permissions on your google doc are for “members of your organization only”.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / New Upgrades/Managers are way too expensive

Originally posted by squiggins:

The upgrades aren’t too expensive, you just don’t have enough AI.

I want to type that coolie hat thingy here. Y’know . . . shift-6.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / can we have classic look option?

I agree with Satus’s point here:
“A lot of controls were clearly designed for touch screen and it seems as if mouse controls were simply added as an afterthought. This could be easily fixed by adding scroll bars onto the menus…”

To answer your question Satus . . . "also, what kind of argument is “don’t like it? log off.”
I don’t think that is my argument. My argument is more like "If you only want to say “revert to previous version! Delete progress! then log off. If you have constructive criticism, please make it.”
I agree the upgrade ain’t perfect. But I don’t think deleting the entire upgrade is a way forward.
By definition.

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / can we have classic look option?

It is incredible the extent to which people fear/hate change.
I keep waiting for someone to say “I was into hyper hippo back before anyone knew them. I like their old stuff. They sold out. Now they suck.”
Most of the people commenting in this thread forgot the main two points about this developer . . . i.e. they listen to the user, they evolve the product.
So…to the commenters in here . . . you are remembering the first part (which is why you are complaining) but you forgot the second part (which is why your complaints are rear-window views instead of forward thinking).
If you want to complain constructively, suggest something with this UI in mind. If you want to just say “give me a check box that gives me the old version”, then just log out. You missed the whole point of being along for the ride.
I, too, find it a little scattered compared to the old version. But I think its a far more pro looking game and I know they will keep working on it.
. . . going back to purchase some upgrades and see if its time to reset. . .

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist / Who likes icing on the cake?

Originally posted by dragonripper:
Originally posted by cany0udance:

I really liked the idea of being able to pay off the U.S.A’s real debt, for more income (no taxes). Maybe paying off the world’s debt!

you do realise that end game the total world dept would be around 0.00000000000000001% of what you earn each second right?

Yeah! And I want to pay that off! I can afford it.

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / IM THE STRONGEST PLAYER IN NINJA-WARZ

I think the thread should be renamed “pudding related issues”. I don’t understand why anyone is talking about animaker. Unless “ani” is a type of pudding . . .?

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / DPS

Here:

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / Bugs and Problems

Damage works like this

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / DPS (Damage per second)

Yes. It’s damage per second.
And there are many write-ups on how it works.

Here

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / What weapon is better?

firstly, it isn’t damage per strike. That will be obvious when you look at how your strikes don’t all carry (e.g.) 21.2, 21.2, floating away up into that air.
It is damage per second. Strike is variable based on whether it’s a fast weapon (many, lower damage strikes) or a slow weapon (fewer, higher damage strikes)

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / After Level 120

Stop playing now. You have completed the game. It isn’t supposed to last forever.

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / IM THE STRONGEST PLAYER IN NINJA-WARZ

Originally posted by Joshmala:

I like the graph ones. One shown me the purpose of this thread
Telling That Animaker is The Best Player Of NW On Facebook: 0.1%
Trolling: 49.9%
Spamming: 25%
Making Random Conversations Like The Favorite Pie: 25%

Nice Pie!

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / IM THE STRONGEST PLAYER IN NINJA-WARZ

what kind of horrible pie is “requesting deletion”?

I like the kind of pie that is essentially pudding in a crust. Banana creme pie, French Silk, Key Lime Pie.

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / IM THE STRONGEST PLAYER IN NINJA-WARZ

240 dollars worth of pudding

awwww yeah.

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / IM THE STRONGEST PLAYER IN NINJA-WARZ

Animaker isn’t real. It’s just a code.
This thread is really all about the pudding relics and how to get, equip, and use them.

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / Which minigame do you hate most?

They all suck except for balloon invasion.

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / IM THE STRONGEST PLAYER IN NINJA-WARZ

good luck pudding warrior

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / IM THE STRONGEST PLAYER IN NINJA-WARZ

Good question.
Your question points to the heart of the controversy.
Is it a savory dish or a sweet one? Is it a generic term for dessert or a specific and particular name?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pudding

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / Debate: weapon speed vs zombies

and?

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / Yet another annoyance...

I recommend leveling up to 15 then.

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / In My Opinion...

what level are you?

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / IM THE STRONGEST PLAYER IN NINJA-WARZ

Well just farm for more pudding then.
Remember the old saying “if you plant sugar you’re gonna harvest pudding”.

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / IM THE STRONGEST PLAYER IN NINJA-WARZ

Good question.
Your question points to the heart of the controversy.
Is it a savory dish or a sweet one? Is it a generic term for dessert or a specific and particular name?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pudding

 
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Topic: Ninja Warz / IM THE STRONGEST PLAYER IN NINJA-WARZ

No no no. This thread is about pudding. Some other guy hijacked it (and even somehow started it) to talk about facebook junk. That happens from time to time on the internet. You just have to ignore them and stick to the topic.

So . . . .
how much pudding do you have?