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Topic: Off-topic / the most Asexual word!

Originally posted by SumGato:

Internet. (It’s accepted both as masculine and femenine in my language)

You’re thinking of androgynous, not asexual.

 

Topic: Off-topic / Rap music is retarded (Opinion)

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Topic: Off-topic / Dont you hate it when your mum interrupts your satanic rituals?

Originally posted by Fronebular:
listening to satanic chanting reversed

Wait, what? That essentially listening to people speaking cultist nonsense normally since satanic chants are spoken backwards already.

You’re doing it all wrong man.

Listening to Satanic chants reversed is essentially listening to Pop music.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 2014 Predictions

I believe June will come after May.
I believe The LEGO Movie will be released.
I believe the gays of England will marry.
I believe the return of Jesus will be predicted.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Wait,

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Topic: Off-topic / [user] posts selfie! (Read before it's removed!)

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

The fact that Maowee is a transvestite makes it even more likely that Maowee is a fag.

I was doing to FTFY and point out the person in the OP is a drag queen rather than a transvestite, but that would make your assumption less accurate, despite it already having no relevance. But if I removed that, your message would just be “lol maowee is dragqueen xDD”


Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

lol maowee is dragqueen xDD

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rap music is retarded (Opinion)

Originally posted by TheFacelessOne:

Did I hit a sore spot, Controversial? Perhaps you should learn to let others express what they feel about something without insulting them like a total jackass.

Try not expressing yourself like a mix between an emotionally repressed 8-year-old and a Redditor and maybe I’ll take your advice into consideration.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rap music is retarded (Opinion)

Originally posted by TheFacelessOne:

Yeah, get rid of rap. And while you’re at it, get rid of just about all modern pop, house, dubstep, trance and all these kinds of electrical “music genres”.

Mallkiddies should keep their opinions to themselves, regardless of intent.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rap music is retarded (Opinion)

Originally posted by Kellathor:

Same. Most rap I dislike, but there’s some great rap music out there. Hmm, say, Eminem?

but there’s some great rap music out there. Hmm, say, Eminem?

great rap music

Eminem

I haven’t laughed like this in weeks.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / These people are idiots.

Satirical Evangelical sites aren’t fun.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rap music is retarded (Opinion)

What benefits would we get from removing an entire genre from existence?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to troll feminists

Originally posted by Jamuak:

Ahh, feminists are so annoying, in my opinion it’s mainly because women are AT LEAST as sexist as we are, it’s just not a social issue because we don’t become bitchy feminists about it.

That’s right, you become whiney MRAs with no grasp on what social justice actually is.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Truth about Feminism: Reasons Why "Empowerment" and Misandry is Destorying Western Civilization

Originally posted by Maowee:

leave controvisual no 1 carez

Protip: If nobody cared, nobody would respond.

Ergo, you care.

Go make a thread about being in love with a collection of internet pixels or something, whatever you kids do these days.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Truth about Feminism: Reasons Why "Empowerment" and Misandry is Destorying Western Civilization

I think it’s absolute bullshit in America. I did my reading, research etc. I also HATE the western attitude of women in dating. I mean I seriously despise it. Basically, it’s take what you can from your partner, get away with whatever and fuck over everyone. Women are really good at that shit too.

I have a female friend who seems very level headed and shit but I see more feminist posts by her now and I saw her post “slut shaming” on Facebook and whatnot.. I really do hope she doesn’t become one of them. I even told her it’s bullshit and explained the false statistics they use in detail.

Seriously speaking though, American women are bullshit and a lot of it has to do with feminism. I think it seriously hurt the dynamics, this generation of males and females (despite them getting benefits that are unfair from it) etc. Modern feminism blames one gender entirely for problems and glorifies the other. It’s institutionalized sexism.


Fat Acceptance

What is the fucking deal with these fat acceptance movements? They need the world to be okay with them? These walking health disasters aren’t okay with themselves. That’s why they need all these support groups and shit. They know they are fucking useless and they need a network of others like them to tell them otherwise. It’s very easy not to get fat. I get pissed at people who say “I’m fat, I look good, deal with it.” I’m like “Bitch you’re fat, you are NOT good looking. Fuck you. You are the definition of gluttony.” It’s hardly ever men bitching about being fat because men own up to it. It’s always fucking women who do this shit.

Fat acceptance, and all other stupid idiotic acceptance movements, all stemmed from the moment society began rewarding mediocrity and failure “because they tried at least” and it grew to a mental state of “I deserve it because I’m alive, whether or not I actually earned it!!”

In order to cull such movements, we have to stop saying “Yaay for being you!!!” and actually reward those who worked hard, struggled, and deserve those rewards.


Slut Walks

While on the topic of total bullshit, what the fuck is the deal with those slut walks. What the fuck do they wish to accomplish?

Women get mocked for being fucking whores (most are) and men who are virgins get mocked for not fucking enough and are hated by women. It’s a 2 way thing. No bitching, own up to your shit and deal with it. “boo hoo, he called me a slut, let’s campaign against him while he lives his life and gives 0 fucks about us.” Seriously, those grind my gears.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / War on Christmas

Originally posted by GearsChicken:

Discuss how there are these racists who think other religions should be wished a happy holiday other than Christmas. Christmas is the jolliest holiday on the calendar, so it’s obvious you should celebrate it. Discuss.

>religious holidays should be acknowledged based on “jolliness”, rather than for being religious holidays
>P.S. Christianity is the one true religion


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Topic: Off-topic / ASIANS CAN READ MINDS!!1!!

Originally posted by Rolby:

tzzz my stories are real and good and cool urs arent

I never argued your tales of social ineptitude weren’t real.


“Hey guys dis girl said hi to me oh god i love her shes so hot shes most beutifel girl in world oh urgh allah i creamed at sight of her”
You’re right, that’s the pure essence of cool.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ASIANS CAN READ MINDS!!1!!

Originally posted by Rolby:

stop copy pasting stupid retarded stories

stop wasting your life making original stupid retard stories

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ASIANS CAN READ MINDS!!1!!

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you’re visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don’t accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don’t like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Secret of Asian Women

Originally posted by Rolby:

wow controversial is such a loser.

says the loner always blogging about how nobody finds him attractive and declares his undying love over any girl that acknowledges he exists

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Secret of Asian Women

If you date an asian girl then how would you tell her apart from all of the other asian girls? did I just find a loophole in dating? like could you just walk up and take some asian girl under your arm and have it be plausible that you thought she was your girlfriend and just take her home and fuck her? i bet this happens like all of the time, but stupid guys are like, “oops youre not my girlfriend” and then they leave.. but how would they know if you didn’t really have an asian girlfriend? its not like asians are THAT smart that they would literally know every single matching pair of white guys and asian girls in the entire world so as to know that you don’t actually have an asian girlfriend. they would just assumed that you did and then when you didnt just walk away like an idiot they would probably just be like, well i guess my boyfriend took some other asian girl so i might as well go with this guy and go home. i seriously think i’ve just discovered something here guys and i’m questioning whether or not i should press submit because if i do this then i’m going to have an asian girlfriend and the likelihood that i’ll lose her to one of you will go waaay up because once this gets out everyone is going to be doing it. but on the flip side of that, it will also become kinda common practice so i’ll also be able to do it so i’ll actually be able to just get a new one too. i seriously think this could just be a new thing now, like imagine the exponential effects of this catching on. it would be chaos at first maybe but then freemarket type stuff would take over and there would be liquidity in the market and you could just walk around and like move in and out of relationships with asian girls at like 7 relationships per second. you could marry them and have it confirmed in like 10 minutes and then pass the girl on. totally free, without any government regulation. this is a new paradigm guys i’m serious.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your Music is Fucking Garbage

If you’re under 25 years old — or an immature 30-plus — I’m about to set your ass straight.

So, listen up.

Your music is fucking garbage.

There, I said it.

Mindless crap. Eardrum-bursting, dagger-in-the-eyes, ass-bagging, blow your fucking brains out — unadulterated dog shit. That pretty much sums up the type of music that’s popular with today’s young people.

Listen, you stupid sons of bitches. I’m talking at you. I’m your elder. My opinion demands respect.

Your music hasn’t got life. It’s fucking dead. Your music is void of humanity. It’s as fake as a porn queen’s orgasm. There’s no soul. It’s tripe. It’s a carp in the sea of music. The stuff you listen to was created by fucking machines.

Today’s “artists” — there’s an oxymoron — don’t even need to know how to play musical instruments or sing. In other words, no fucking talent whatsoever is needed to succeed today in music. You heard me. No. Talent. Whatsoever.

And, I’m fucking sick of it because the current generation is taking the gold we gave you and dragging it into a sewer.

Listen up, you little pricks. I’m not stuck in some kind of classic rock time warp. Fact is, I expose myself to many different kinds of music. I give all music a chance. Even the techno-trash littering the modern music scene is something I’ve tried to digest, which I found to be like choking down a plate of raw oysters laced with salmonella.

It would be nice to enjoy fresh musical acts. I want to hear new songs. I like some young people, especially when they get my order right. But real music is written and performed by humans, not a fucking computer program linked up to a laser show.

Fact: The more fancy gadgets and distractions you need, the most your music just flat out sucks.

Music should convey some sense of humanity — who we are, and what we feel. I know that’s a hard concept to digest since your idea of a relationship is picking up a new Twitter follower. Where’s the love and romance in the mind-numbing rubbish that’s played at most nightclubs? Is there any conveyance pain and loss? Or pride and joy? How about playing a catchy tune that’s just fun to sing along with?

Is that too much to fucking ask?

I don’t expect to like everything that’s new. As an amateur observer of the human condition, I freely acknowledge that successive generations are obliged to a continuation of the species which sometimes entails pushing boundaries and violating the preferences of their elders. History shows the more radically different one generation is from one to the next, the greater degree of innovations are sparked from such permutations. Music is just one by-product of inevitable cultural and technological shifts, sometimes mislabeled as advances.

Yes, yes, yes! New music should piss off plenty of parents and leathery jokers like me. At least I’ll accept “cultural evolution” as being inevitable, and necessary.

If you don’t believe this, take a look at the past century. Nearly a hundred years ago, traditional musicians hated a new sound called jazz. Later, jazz loyalists despised rock n’ roll and even the early sound of Motown. After that, the rockers hated disco music. Then, just about everyone hated New Wave and the 1980′s. Next came rap music which irritated everyone over the age of 30. Now, it’s hip hop and something called dubstep, which is essentially music made by computers and sound-making software. This garbage makes rap sound like fucking Amadeus.

There’s a reason this “music” is used as a weapon on suspected terrorists, forcing them to wear earphones and being bombarded with such abuse for hours. I’m not making this up. This is the brain-frying shit they put on the headphones and strap to the ears of prisoners who are handcuffed behind their backs and sit naked in jail cells while they are forced to endure this madness. I’d rather blow my fucking brains out, and if I ever did managed to get out, I’d be running off to join the nearest terrorist cell in order to extract my revenge.


I know what you’re thinking. You want to go after my music. You want to blast away at me. Go ahead, fuckers. See if you can top what I like at the conclusion of this article. You’re drawing so fucking dead you should even be in my game.

So, what constitutes real music? Here’s a list of things I believe to be essential.

REAL MUSIC DEFINED:

(1) Real music is created by humans, not by a machine or a computer.

(2) Real music has structure and consistency.

(3) Real music elicits real emotions — of love, loss, anger, fear, happiness, hope, inspiration, or anything related to the gambit of being human.

(4) Real music requires talent.

(5) Real music requires instruments and/or voices.

(6) Real music should be cross generational.

(7) Real music shouldn’t need gadgets or special effects to be enjoyed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is lady gaga a tryhard hipster?

“Hipster,” contrary to popular opinion, is not a meaningless pejorative. A certain copypasta has perpetuated the lie that the term “hipster” is defined according to a type of clothing, music, or behavior, which cannot be properly defined, rendering the term meaningless.

In fact, “hipster” is not characterized by any of these things; rather, it describes a specific motivation, a psychological phenomenon, which can often be witnessed in humans.

To put it most simply, a “hipster” is an individual who values image over substance. For egotistical reasons, a hipster places their preexisting conception of an album, or their conception of themselves listening to an album, at a higher degree of significance than their biologically induced aesthetic enjoyment.

The egotistical motivations of the hipster are varied and numerous, but can include: The desire to fit in, the desire to not fit in, the desire to feel superior to others, the desire to feel equal to others, the desire to feel cultured or sophisticated, the desire to remind themselves of their knowledge of theory or technique, and so on.

This egotistical motivation serves as a substitute for the natural aesthetic pleasure which human beings have evolved the capacity to experience.

The twist, of course, is that hipsters must refuse to admit their egotistical motivations, for egotistical reasons. This pressures them into denying the accusation and even the meaning of the label which has been properly applied to them. Hence, the need to repeatedly paste the same poorly constructed lie every time reality confronts them.

tl;dr: if you deny hipsters exist, you are likely one

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The unconscious mind

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

It turns out I can cook perfectly when I dream.

A few days ago I had a dream that I was frying a whole cheesecake in a frying pan and it came out delicious. Then I woke up, craving to fry a cheesecake. But everyone in TC told me that won’t work. I guess I’ll just have to do it sometime soon to prove them wrong!

You’ll need spring roll wrappers to deep fry cheesecake, don’t know what you were picturing in your dream though, because that really won’t work.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ZIMMERMAN FOUND NOT GUILTY ABANDON FLORIDA ASAP

What’s the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?
George Zimmerman dodged a bullet.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Can Somebody Explain Reddit To Me?

Reddit is a social news network site, it is known for a large number of unique subreddits for specific content, celebrity AmAs and upvoting system.
It can be used to discuss politics of the day, humourous content, personal advice, philosophy, gaming, science, technology, sexuality, religion and great deal more as it currently boasts over 5000 different subreddits.

New users to the site may experience difficulty with the layout, most people agree this takes some time to get used to as it isn’t the most efficient or practical to use. Another issue is which subreddit to use if you don’t really know what you’re looking for, if you’re just there to check out what it was to offer in the “mainstream” feed, rather than trying to find a niche community for people such as yourself, you shouldn’t run into any problems.


Originally posted by alexlincoln2:

People who want to be edgy go there because using facebook isn’t edgy

Go back to 2010 please.