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Topic: The Arts / Aldrin's avatar request thread (R.I.P)

one word: you rock!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / nerdcore hiphop

crank dat nerdy kid:

nerdy kid lets go!
all u other kids r foos
whatch me crank dat nerdy kid
its eienstien dat hoe!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / fave wierd al songs?

futureracer, how do u post vids?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Soulja Boy, Dead?

hes not ded hes still making new song wtf?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / fave wierd al songs?

future i wached that so many times its hilarious, is it a parody and if so, of what song and i just kept listning 2 it for like 3 hours lol

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Greatest Song Of All Time

trapped in the drive thru by weird al yankovic

 
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Topic: Off-topic / fave wierd al songs?

wat is that a parody? future

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favorite artist

bloody wierd al, he owns!!!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / fave wierd al songs?

post the lyrics to your fave song by wierd al yankovic, mine is constipated:
uh huh Extra Cheese
uh huh uh huh
Save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
19 Extra larges
What a Shame
No one came

Just us
Eating all alone
You said
Take the pizza home
No sence letting all this go to waste
So then I faced

Pizza all day
and everyday
theres cheese around the clock
is getting me blocked
and i sure don’t care
of irregularity

Tell me
Why ya have to go make me so Constipated
Cos right now i do
Cause right now I’d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
in the bathroom

I sit and I wait
And I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should’ve taken laxatives
Or had my colon irrigated
No no no
I was feelin’ pretty down
‘Til my girlfriend came around.
We’re just so alike in every way I gotta say.
In fact, I just thought I might
pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed, her family crest
I suddenly spy, tattoo’d on her thigh
And son of a gun, it’s just like the one on me
Tell me

How was I supposed to know we were both related
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated
No no no

(no no no)

I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I’d unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide

Said not to stand but that’s a demand
That I couldn’t meet I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see
Tell me

Why’d I have to go and get myself decapitated
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it
It’s such a drag now
I can’t eat I can’t breathe I can’t snore I can’t belch or yodel anymore
Can’t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illistrated
Oh no

Why’d I have to go and get myself all mutilated
I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
What a bummer
I can’t blink I can’t cough I can’t sneeze
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now
Haven’t been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Guess the lyrics!

barneys on fire is the best, or constipated rtead this, its the bloody best
uh huh Extra Cheese
uh huh uh huh
Save a piece for me

Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
19 Extra larges
What a Shame
No one came

Just us
Eating all alone
You said
Take the pizza home
No sence letting all this go to waste
So then I faced

Pizza all day
and everyday
theres cheese around the clock
is getting me blocked
and i sure don’t care
of irregularity

Tell me
Why ya have to go make me so Constipated
Cos right now i do
Cause right now I’d do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
in the bathroom

I sit and I wait
And I strain and I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should’ve taken laxatives
Or had my colon irrigated
No no no
I was feelin’ pretty down
‘Til my girlfriend came around.
We’re just so alike in every way I gotta say.
In fact, I just thought I might
pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me

Who would have guessed, her family crest
I suddenly spy, tattoo’d on her thigh
And son of a gun, it’s just like the one on me
Tell me

How was I supposed to know we were both related
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now
Should I go ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with 11 toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated
No no no

(no no no)

I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I’d unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide

Said not to stand but that’s a demand
That I couldn’t meet I got on my feet,
And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see
Tell me

Why’d I have to go and get myself decapitated
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I really hate it
It’s such a drag now
I can’t eat I can’t breathe I can’t snore I can’t belch or yodel anymore
Can’t spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illistrated
Oh no

Why’d I have to go and get myself all mutilated
I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated.
What a bummer
I can’t blink I can’t cough I can’t sneeze
But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now
Haven’t been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best Rapper EVER

not rly a rapper but, r kelly pretty kwl, so is t pain, dont lisnin 2 nething other then them

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Guess the lyrics!

Happened one day in the studio
Dancing around in a do-si-do
The purple monstrosity was waving his arms
We were falling victim to his evil charms
He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke
And now we’re all laughing at the dinosaur joke

Oh boy, Barney’s on fire!
It’s what we’ve always desired
We’ll watch the flames get higher
Just don’t try to put him out

[kids sayin “kill him” in the background]
Purple fur was flying ashes everywhere
And all of the kids just continued to stare
The guy inside the suit, he started to yell
We probably should’ve helped him but what the hell
He threw himself violently against the wall
He fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away

Oh Boy, Barney’s on fire!
This is our secret desire
We’ll hell the flames burn higher
Just don’t try to put him out

(“break it down for me fellas!”)

Barney: I love you…you love me

(Barney Screaming)

Oh boy, Barney’s on fire!
This is what we’ve always desired
Want your help but stand the flames higher
And you better not try to put him out..

Barney’s no longer ignited
We’re feeling somewhat slighted
He’s laying in a heap on the floor
We poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure he was dead.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [Game] Guess the lyrics!

idk heres a hell easy 1

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Look at me
look at me
hands in the air like it’s good to be
ALIVE
and I’m a famous rapper
even when the paths’re all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to “De Colores”
And “I’m Proud to be an American”
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cause look

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

And I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it’s good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
I’m All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance

Cuz I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone

And I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won’t stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let’em all die from exasperation
Have’em all healed from there lacerations
Have’em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don’t like’em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command

Because I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
And I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope

And I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

 
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