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Topic: Off-topic / 100+ ways to get yourself kicked out of a movie theatre

Hold up a fake bomb and shout “EVERYONE ON THE GROUND!”

 
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Topic: Bloons TD 5 / think of your own towers and upgrades for them

Second suggestion:

Flamethrower Monkey
Cost- 950$ (Easy) 1100$ (Normal) 1250$ (Hard)
A unit that sprays flames at bloons rapidly, can melt ice and lead bloons. has a range similar to the tack shooter and a high fire rate. Flames stay on bloons for 3 seconds

Upgrades

Path 1
1- Blue Flame, costs 600$ (Easy) 750$ (Normal) 1001$ (Hard)
Flame burns longer on bloons, for up to 6 seconds.

2- Longer Barrel, costs 300$ (Easy) 400$(Normal) 550$ (Hard)
Gives Flame Monkey longer range.

3- Bigger Flame Tanks, costs 1200$ (Easy) 1444$ (Normal) 1600$ (Hard)
More fuel makes the flame burn longer, and pops bloons faster! Bloons burn for 10 seconds.

4- Double Flamer, Costs 4000$ (Easy) 4500$ (Normal) 5000$ (Hard)
Flame monkey can hold 2 flamethrowers at the same time, making him 2x more effective!

Path 2
1- Flame spread- costs 700$ (Easy) 800$ (Normal) 1000$ (Hard)
Flames now spread farther, popping more bloons.

2- Flame goggles- costs 1500$ (Easy), 1800$ (Normal) 2000$ (Hard)
Now flamer monkey can detect camo bloons!

3- Fireman’s axe- costs 2000$ (Easy) 2300$ (Normal) 2600$ (Hard)
Fireman training enables flamethrower monkey to swing a fire axe at a short range slowly, popping many bloons reach swing!

4- Elite Pyro- costs 5000$ (Easy) 5550$ (Normal) 6000$ (Hard)
Flameageddon ability- Creates a huge flaming explosion which destroys all bloons on the screen and does huge damage to MOAB-class bloons.

 
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Topic: Bloons TD 5 / think of your own towers and upgrades for them

Soldier Monkey
Cost- 700$
A unit that shoots bullets at bloons, has a medium range. He starts with a pistol.

Upgrades

Path 1
1- Sub-Machine Gun, Costs 600$
Fires bullets slightly faster
2- Silencer, Costs 800$
Detects and shoots camo bloons
3- Machine Gunner, Costs 2000$
Fires 3X faster!
4- Monkey Spy Squad, Costs 7000$
Monkey Spy Squad ability: Sends a monkey spy squad to the bloon’s base and reduces balloon speed by 25%, and M.O.A.B. and ceramic health by 25%. Can use every other round.

Path 2

1- Piercing bullets, Costs 500$
Bullets shoot through 2 bloons at once.
2- Hollow points, costs 1800$
Shoots through 2 layers of bloon.
3- Grenadier, costs 1200$
Fires grenades rapidly that explode a small radius.
4- Demolition Monkey, Costs 10000$
A powerful monkey which shoots bigger grenades, and sets dynamite explosives which explode a huge radius every 4 seconds. Explosives also set bloons on fire.

 
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Topic: Bloons TD 5 / Think of your own bloons!

Soldier Bloon- A bloon that shoots a bullet every 5 seconds that can stun a tower for 5 seconds. VERY dangerous in groups. Moves somewhat slowly

Small M.O.A.B.- A Small, green M.O.A.B. that spawns a ceramic bloon and has 1/2 health of a regular M.O.A.B. Moves fasterthan the M.O.A.B.

Spirit Bloon- Disapears every 3 seconds and will reappear in 2 seconds. Move medium speed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1000 ways to get kicked out of a waterpark

Blast “I’m on a boat” on full volume and go on a little inflatable raft in the pool.

bump!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / miniclip,kongregate, or clubpenguin

1- KONGREGATE WOO!
2- Kerbalspaceprogram.com- One of my favourite games.
3- Notdoppler- Check it out!
4- Funnygames- Cool games!
5- addicting games- Pretty good, i’d say.

134- Armorgames, lots of ads, nothing I want.

13,203- Runescape- Boring, walk around and click stuff.
15,204- Club penguin- Is this even a GAME!?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

The sheer power of the pelvic thrust kills Kratos instantly.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 101 ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Put “Trololo” on all the walmart computers on full volume and dance like this:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1000 Ways to get kicked out the shcools computer lab.

Delete system32 while no-one is watching

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1000 Ways to get kicked out of a library

240. Blast ‘Numa Numa’ on full volume and dance like this:

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 1000 Ways To Annoy Your Boss

56. Print 10829 sheets of blank paper so he has to pay for it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / 100+ ways to get yourself kicked out of a movie theatre

Run around coughing on people saying “I’M CONTAMINATED! HELP!”

 

Topic: Everybody Edits / How to get more max energy?

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Topic: Everybody Edits / Ideas

Originally posted by xXxTheDudexXx:

IDEAS:
~Command Buttons Code Giver (Only The Host of a server can give code by clicking on a user and clicking: Give Code)
~~Smiley Editor (A editor to make your own smiley)
~~Interactive Blocks (Press a block and it will open something and stuff like that)
~~Smileys PACKS (Buy a Pack To Get More Than 1 Smiley )
~~Items (Like Guns, Health Recovery, Special Glasses, Texture Changing (FOR HOSTS) )
~~Ranks (More Energy,more gameplay and winning the win crown Ranks You Up)
~~Tabs (When creating a server, you should choose a type of game, then on the server list there will be tabs to choose)
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Olympic Pack(To celebrate the olympic games, get a smiley with medals )
~~War Pack (Smileys equipped with guns) THATS ALL MY IDEAS FOR EVERYBODY EDITS.
-ReneMJ1999 / Kongregate : xXxTheDudexXx ~

Actually, those are alright ideas

 
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Topic: Mud and Blood 2 / Funny names.

P.Griffin, was a gunner who survived 2 thirds of my game.

 
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Topic: Mud and Blood 2 / Wtf moments

Wave 30, i was going fine, 4 soldiers, 1 specops, engie, and scout, and 2 camnets. It was a small wave and all of a sudden they changed their tactic, atleast 11 enemies and then the wave after was a ROCKET LAUNCHER AND PAK38 BLITZ WAVE. had 19 points, aboout to buy a tank, then my last soldier died. thats gotta hurt.

 
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Topic: Mud and Blood 2 / Funny names.

A.Fridge anyone?

 
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Topic: Mud and Blood 2 / witch german unit you HATE most !!!!

Never seen a tank, but here are my choices:
1: FLAK turret: I swear, 2 spec ops 4 soldiers a medic a engie a camnet and a trench cleared out by the time i killed it.
2: Mortars: None of your soldiers seem to care about mortars but they wipe out the group. bunker needed.
3: Artillery cannons: Y’know those big ones that shoot giant tankshells? That thing destroyed my HQ, bunker and palisade! And sarge. :I

 
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Topic: General Gaming / What happened to Cubelands?

They ruined cubelands, now it has massive lag.. i wish i could play the old version instead!