Recent posts by AbusedZebra on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Every post that you have right now...

THE POSTS ARE NOW DIAMONDS

Topic: Off-topic / who should i build i shine too

Akatosh.

Topic: Off-topic / Best thing you bought today?

A 99 cent liter of Brisk lemon iced tea.

Such a fucking bargain.

Topic: Off-topic / What are you having for dinner OT?

Beef stroganoff. Be jealous.

Topic: Off-topic / What electives are you taking?

Creative Writing and Humanities.

Topic: Off-topic / Animals Are Potatoes

LOLOL OBVIOUS ALT IS OBVIOUS

wat

Topic: Off-topic / Animals Are Potatoes

EdibleZebra

How dare you give us zebras such a disgusting connotation.

Topic: Off-topic / Sellyme weighs 77 pounds (35 kilograms)

BnBn? Metalshell? AwesomeX2?

Topic: Off-topic / 10 Species of Life You Wish Was Extinct

How so?

Just accept that fact that you’re a cuntmuffin and move on, you twat.

Topic: Off-topic / The official, who would you rather fuck thread

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I did not know you spoke sheep.

You dont even know what a fraskel is

Fraskels are the things I have sex with in my sleep.

Topic: Off-topic / The official, who would you rather fuck thread

ZEBRAS ARE BLACK

Fraskels are… Fraskels are whatever color a Fraskel chooses to be.

Topic: Off-topic / The official, who would you rather fuck thread

You’re such a bore.

>Implying not wanting to have sex with some animated character makes me boring.

And I am not a boar; I am a zebra.

OP is getting trolled by OT.

lolhypocrite

Topic: Off-topic / The official, who would you rather fuck thread

even the people from ff7
?

I don’t enjoy partaking in sexual intercourse involving fictitious characters.

Topic: Off-topic / What happens when we die?

Well, you die, of course. That’s what happens when you die.

Topic: Off-topic / The official, who would you rather fuck thread

I’d rather tear my cock off and fuck myself in the ass than date anyone listed here.

Topic: Off-topic / Myslef Yourslef's middle name found!

This is quite possibly the worst meme ever to hit the internet.

Topic: Off-topic / I ordered a DDR dance pad from DDRGame.com

Jesus Christ, good thing you got that dance pad on sale. It’s $110 normally. Why don’t they just accept your soul as payment?

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Nolan North.

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:

If Nolan North turned around, he would be Nolan South.

Hoho, I see what you did there, you clever rascal!

Topic: Off-topic / Villian Avatar Week

Fuck yeah, Melbu Frahma.

If you don’t know what he’s from, get the fuck out.

Topic: Off-topic / YOU!

Let’s go.

Topic: Off-topic / How many impossible badges do you have?

Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

Only one because I used the cheat on Sonny.

Sonny has no impossibles. Just two hards.

Originally posted by Spiaghi:

Originally posted by AbusedZebra:

Your mom is an impossible badge.

Your mom is an easy badge.

I don’t doubt it.

Topic: Off-topic / How many impossible badges do you have?

Your mom is an impossible badge.

Topic: Off-topic / How to kill a thread

Damn straight.

The below user gets raped by their father on a daily basis.

Topic: Off-topic / Is this account name bannable?

Originally posted by Sake_Vision:

Yes, only because of the male name in the back.

I’ll have you know that Richard does not like being sucked.

Topic: Off-topic / How to kill a thread

The below poster likes to have gay sex with me.