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Topic: Forum Games / A-Z : Current topic - Games you've enjoyed playing!

I guess Zombie Panic Source then.

So uh, a new topic?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Open] [RPG/Idle] Gaia (Day 2 - Party Party)

(only been gone for one day, and it’s already nearly day 3.)

Thrasius

I take a trip to the trading caravan that has arrived in town, and I barter with the salesman for a Leather Jacket and a Tough Staff for only 110 gold. I then equip my Leather Jacket and Tough Staff, just before I notice some other fellow adventurers in town. There seems to be three parties, but I ignore them for the most part, and talk to the Mayor for a quest.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Open] [RPG/Idle] Gaia (Day 2 - Party Party)

Originally posted by SamuelG2468:

EDIT: Sign.
Name: Marko
Gender: Male
Class: Assassin
Skill Points Spent on: Health: +100 Mana: +100 Defense +11 Dodge +10 Critcal: +20

Just noticed this post: We’ve got 5 skill points, not 250.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Open] [RPG/Idle] Gaia (Day 2 - Party Party)

Name: Thrasius Bergen
Gender: Male
Class: Mage
Skill Points Spent on: +2 HP and +3 Defence

Since there is swords with special effects, I assume there is staves for mages with special effects, or are we casting spells with our hands?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get less homework, but it’s harder.

I wish for a slice of bread with honey.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Originally posted by SamuelG2468:

Team Fortress 2

Already said.

Counter Strike: GO

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Strategy] Adaptation! [Game 2]

Woah, I did not expect that many to go down on the first round.

Yeah, I did a bit of dirty exchanging, tricking people into giving me their numbers and such, without sending anything back, like I did with Lebossle, but to be fair, he gave me Gonkey’s number, luckily I realized that. Also, you did some real dirty stuff this round Kadleon, it was a bit too hard for R1.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [All Genres] Everything: The Never Ending Game![Update 0.1.] [Section #3: DO Your Math! Hyproblast=host!]

I am not one for starting arguments, but this game is probably going to go to utter shite if Constant isn’t going to respect the players who are playing the game. Looking at the posts, it seems that Constant has the patience of a toddler that hasn’t slept in two days, as you decided to take over Hypro’s job as host when he didn’t post for less than six hours. Basically, you’re punishing people for actually having a social life, which seems pretty retarded. Anyway, if those problems were removed, this could be somewhat good.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Flames of Revolution [Game Thread]

Edward Briggs

After a while of pondering and sipping water, I get out of the kitchen chair, and fill my electric kettle with water over by the sink. “You’d think the power would of went out ages ago with all these riots and wars.” I put the kettle back on it’s stand and I flick the switch on it to boil. I then pace slowly around the room, whilst holding my glass of water, taking sips out of it every so often. A minute or two later, I hear the click noise I have been waiting for from the kettle. I then reach into the cupboard, and I take out one of the few clean cups that are left. I grab a teabag from my jug full of lemon flavoured teabags, and I pop it in, and pour some of the boiling water in. After stirring it for a while, I proceed to take tiny sips out of it, although I almost spit it out. “God, why do I still drink this stuff? It doesn’t taste any good without milk and sugar.

After reluctantly drinking my teacup, I lie down on the couch, thinking about where I should go when I leave the house. “The bar might be a good idea. There I can get a proper drink, and some information probably.” During this time, the rain had cooled down a little, not being the full storm it was earlier on. I get up on my feet, and decide to make a runner for the bar now. I jog into the hallway, I grab my coat, and sli-, I realize I forgot my little satchel full of small tools. I walk back into the living room, whilst putting on my coat, and I take the satchel, and put it in my rather large pocket. I go back into the hallway, put on my boots, and I run out of the door, locking it behind me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Flames of Revolution [Sign-Ups/OOC; Signs Always Open; Free Cookies]

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

I’ll sign. Also, when are you getting your main back?


Name: Matthew (Matt) Stewart

Gender: Male

Age: 21

Appearance: He’s a dark skinned Caucasian male, standing 5’9 tall and 150 lbs with a bald skull and hazel eyes. During break hours, he wears the common uniform, and when in action his gear and armor will vary, depending on the situation, where the location of the task is taken place and what is being provided to him by the majors. And on casual days, he wears a forest camo shirt, a beige cap and black shorts.

Bio: Bio: Being a dropout at the age of 12, Andre’s never been the type to like learning nor did he try to accomplish anything throughout his adolescent years. After losing his parents in Honduras at the age of 6, he moves to the USA and is now growing up by the aid of his nana (she knows he’s dropped out of school, but knows it can’t be helped). In this time, he learns many valuable things from her, came to realize how important his youth was, how much time he still had left and now want’s to find something to do in his life. But with educational or work experience, he was unable to find a job in society, especially with the dropping of the country’s economy status. Later on, he’d decided to apply to the USA military at age 16. After harsh training and learning, he’s made it into the USA military, in the Infantry branch, and reached up to 1st Class Private with much help to his coworkers and buddies he’s made during those years. He’s regret nothing in what he’s done so far, but soon enough that may change. This is where his story begins.

Location: Sent on a missionary trip in Alaska, to infiltrate the main base of a secret organization said to disrupt the government system which is still currently under judgement.

Misc: Likes to take a cig or two during break hours.

Just wondering, how come your character’s name is Matthew Steward, but in the bio, it refers to him as “Andre”?

And it’s good that the game is becoming (somewhat) active again, as pretty much all RPs that don’t have magic in them die out.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Strategy] Adaptation! [Game 2]

Originally posted by djrockstar:
Originally posted by tehdarkside:

I am still wondering if Kadleon is tricking us all, and used IMGUR and Puush, so we would get even more paranoid, although I still think it’s likely that he only used Puush, and looking at the grammar/spelling and font helps quite a lot with finding phony links.

once a fucking again. Why the fuck would I use imgur, if I received a puush link? It doesn’t benefit me in any way. Also, if you notice my sign, I’m actually really fond of using puush, so I wouldn’t ever fucking use imgur to fake a number

I am still positive you sent me a phony link, the font (including the size) is all off according to other links I have gotten, the one you sent me had an exclamation mark, when the ones I have gotten used a full stop. Because of this, I am not going to trust you, unless I have to, in order to stay in the game.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Strategy] Adaptation! [Game 2]

I am still wondering if Kadleon is tricking us all, and used IMGUR and Puush, so we would get even more paranoid, although I still think it’s likely that he only used Puush, and looking at the grammar/spelling and font helps quite a lot with finding phony links.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Flames of Revolution [Game Thread]

Originally posted by clensingrain0110:

[Kinda wary about parsing this one because it might mess with your characterization, PM me if I do anything that fucks with it and you want me to change in this post]
Olivia
You begin sobbing. Why. What did Swiss die for. Was Swiss a terrorist? Was she just a protester? Why was the bomb set off? Why?!? What the hell did Swiss die for? Your knees buckle as you begin sobbing, only hearing yourself and what seems like background noise, the radio, sirens, Hazel saying something, all of it just sounds like it’s going on so far away. You can barely feel anything, just sadness. You begin breathing. Faster. Faster. Faster. THUMP Your body hits the ground, and your vision fades, a tear-stained view swirling into blackness as you pass out from a combination of hyperventilation and your head hitting a hard wooden floor.
Kat
You keep breathing shallowly, pressing yourself towards the ground as you start hearing loud coughing and raspy breathing coming from the enemy soldiers, almost wanting to cough yourself, but trying to hold out, knowing if you can keep this up until the spray dissipates, then the enemy will be easy pickings. You hear someone cough violently for a minute, and then rasp out “Damn terrorists! You fucking murderers, attacking my country, my friends, and the government like this; I hope you cough fucking die!” before you hear him go back into a fit.

Forgot to log out of your alt, I see?

Edward Briggs

I am sitting on my leather couch in my apartment, watching news footage of the wars, and anarchy going on. “Always knew you couldn’t trust the American government; at least the English is holding up fine” I think to myself. I walk over to the large windows, covered with red curtains that bunch up at the bottom. I pull them open, and get knocked back by the sunlight, as I haven’t left the house for days. After I recover, I look down onto the city, seeing some of the fights occurring, and some of the deserted buildings, more specifically the hospital. “I think my cousin Norman worked there as the administrator.” (a reference that no-one is going to get) I sigh heavily, before going to my study area, and sliding onto my black office chair. I pull myself towards the desk, and I enter my password for my PC. Whilst waiting, I look at my PC, remembering that when I was young, this PC was considered to be fantastic, nowadays it’s sort of low-medium tech compared to other PCs. When I log on, there is of course no internet connection. Wonderful. I force shut down the PC, and walk over to the kitchen to get something to drink. I then look out the kitchen window. I’ll start my journey when this rain goes over.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Sandwich Game.

1. Someone who is pissed off how people keep drifting away from the game rules. (please stop these negative numbers.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get a pissed off man willing to break this chain.

I insert this magnificent hat

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

A sunny day… too sunny actually, your skin burns up and you look like a prune.

I wish that the tooth fairy was real.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Ninja village (Post game discussion, town win)

Originally posted by djrockstar:

Even if we assume that you’re not lying. That role does not sound helpful to town whatsoever since it can only result in either nothing or a town dying.

I just realized how fucked up my role is then, what is the point of being on the townies team, and having an ability that can only kill townies. pls fix gonkey

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Ninja village (Post game discussion, town win)

Originally posted by djrockstar:

tehdarkside, why not go into detail about the secret role? Y’know, objective or ability or anything at all.

I was just about to EBWOP my ability, so I’ll tell you guys.

The role name is called “The creepy old man that has connections to the underworld”, basically I have a 1 time use ability to redirect the mafia’s NK to someone of my choice, but it fails if the person I target is mafiascum, or if the mafia don’t make a NK.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Ninja village (Post game discussion, town win)

Originally posted by back900:

Just to clarify you are one of those inactives you speak of tehdarkside, even if it wasn’t you and was Helltank before. Also what is your role tehdarkside? Seen as the ninja’s can’t defend each other now if we can work out peoples roles we can tell liars from the truth and thus get better idea of the ninja.

If you want me to straight up tell you, I can, I am (surprise surprise) the secret role. I honestly don’t have any proof as I did just join the game, and yes, the secret role is on the towns team, as said in the role list on page 1.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Flames of Revolution [Sign-Ups/OOC; Signs Always Open; Free Cookies]

Since practically all the RPs that I join die after a week or so, I’ll sign

Name: Edward Briggs

Gender: Male

Age: 56

Appearance: A tall (around 6’1), medium sized man who has short, brown hair that is sort of long at the back of his head, with a not-so-long brown beard. He has an oval shaped face, with pale skin and blueish-grayish looking eyes. He would be wearing a brown and light autumn jacket with a turtle neck under the coat, with beige chinos and brown leather boots (not those feminine boot high ones, ones that look like these )

Biography: Edward Briggs was born in England in 1972, with an American mother and an English father. He mostly grew up in England, being an only child and going to school and being the “quiet, shy, but emotional” kid, until him and his parents moved to Washington in the USA. Due to the school age system there, he had to go through 4th and 5th grade again, which made him to appear to be quite intelligent. He often got picked on for having an English accent, but he managed to lose it, and pick up an American accent instead. He then went through high school, college and university where he studied to become a teacher. He then moved to San Francisco, a city he has always wanted to visit, and he got a job at a local elementary school as a science teacher, Later on in his life, he managed to get a girlfriend who’s name was Alexsandra, and after a long time, they finally got married. 28 years later… Edward had fuck all to do, now that the economy was chucked down the drain. He thought about this whole Revolution and anarchy, and decided to screw the government and to rebel against them, like “those rebels in that game called Whole Life or something.”

Location: An apartment in San Francisco.

Misc: nothing atm

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, they are all copies of Big Rigs: Over the Road.

I wish for some chicken fajitas.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Ninja village (Post game discussion, town win)

Originally posted by djrockstar:

Y’know, the way gonkey keeps bending rules just for Erich1 makes me think more and more he has an important role, something like the ninja app or secret. How am I still the only person voting for Erich1.

You’ve got a fair point, another thing is that he is one of the inactive, and it would seem the scum are inactive, since there has been no NKs for a while, so I will VOTE: Erich01

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Ninja village (Post game discussion, town win)

Originally posted by Erich1:

[vote: DJPenguinLOL]

Dj has already been voted off.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get a sausage in a bun with wings.

I wish for Ricochet 2.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Strategy] Adaptation! [Game 2]

Sounds quite interesting, Sign