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Topic: Forum Games / Outloved: Social Mobility - RP Thread

Sylvester

I start to wonder how and why Rilnik knows so much about all these gangsters, I start to get a suspicion that he may have been a criminal before the outbreak. “You know, we should of really broke the glass protecting that map, and took it with us, we are going to need it. Also, I strongly recommend that we go over to the police station, after scavenging a few houses here, since a police station must have some good loot there.” I say to the group. “And, I might find a dossier file on Rilnik, to quench my curiosity.” I think to myself.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but stopping time would technically mean you are blind, since photons would never reach your eyes.

I wish for a world where everyone is socially awkward.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

A simple way to get rid of vegetables as a child ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Outloved: Social Mobility - RP Thread

Sylvester

We stand around the map, and Rilnik suggests that we should head over to where the “Variku Gang” used to rule. I then ask Rilnik: “Who are these Variku guys anyway? You seem to be very emotional over them, was it some old high-school gang?” Rilnik turns to me, and says: “Well, it’s som-” He gets interrupted by loud zombie groans coming near by. “Shite, we need to get a move on!” We then start jogging towards the city, and head towards the Variku neighbourhood.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Outloved: Social Mobility - RP Thread

Sylvester

I am standing around the car, like the others, when Rilnik suddenly bursts into tears over some gang called Variku, or something. I simply observe and wait for Rilnik to get a grip of himself, so we can get a move on towards Micropool.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Outloved: Social Mobility - RP Thread

Sylvester

Responding to Rilnik, I would nod down to a rip in my trousers exposing the newly-acquired cut. “It’s nothing really, although I should patch it up. And yeah, I guess I can come with you to Micropool, but we are going to have to take with us a lot of food, and beverages if we are to even survive that trip, but the good thing is that if we manage to make it to the city with the car, there will most likely be a gas station we can refill and then drive back and get the others.” I sit down on a bench in the shelter, and take out some alcohol wipes, some weak anesthetic, and a special gel.

I take out a wipe from the packet, and wipe the dirt and mud off the area of the cut, afterwards I inject some weak anesthetic, and finally put some gel to keep it together. I then rest on the bench, watching all the people sitting around, laughing, and big smiles on their faces. It reminds me of our old civilization, where we didn’t need to worry about getting enough food and water, or if we are going to be raided by some cannibals who are mentally insane. I cant help, but grin. I lean back on the bench, thinking about my previous life, and I remember seeing on the news about the virus, and how the “zombies” are aware of their actions, and how they are basically a human being wrapped in the status of an outcast. It reminds me of that video game I played before the outbreak, which was about a war, which resulted in zombie-like beings. The name of it was something along the lines of “Tripout” or something. I then snap out of my daydreaming, and go over to Rilnik to talk about the trip to Micropool.

“So, I presume we’ll be going in the morning, after some sleep. Although, are you sure you want to go and risk your life for supplies? I mean, it’s going to be a dangerous road to go in, and that’s excluding the infected, and it would be a shame if you were to die when you were so young.” I think to myself about how Rilnik must think that I sound like his dad, or something, so I manage to hide a chuckle. “And here, this might save your life.” I zip open my backpack, and take out a handgun, and throw it to Rilnik. “It’s only got one bullet left, so save that for when you need it.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / This or That?

Originally posted by SamuelG2468:

Lil Gayne
Happy or Angry or Sad or Mad?
4 Choices, Pick 2 asnwer

Haha, nope, gtfo with your gamebending posts, I am going to pretend you just said “Happy or Angry”

I pick angry, as everyone in this world pisses me off.

Steam or Origin?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Infinity

Well, what are the stats of the police officer? If it is low, we can kill the shopkeeper, then kill the police, steal the uniform, and then the gun, so we have a good start. (don’t even dare to say that the police officer is level 99, and that military are close by.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Outloved: Social Mobility - RP Thread

Sylvester

I ran back to the parking lot with the others in the group, unfortunately I trip up, and cut myself on a sharp stone. I groan for only a moment, before I get a grip of myself, and stop whining about it. I quickly get up on my feet, I turn around and see nothing, but I hear some groaning coming from further in from the forest, which has to be the zombies. I continue running back to the parking lot, to see pretty much everyone has hidden already. I run back and forward, looking for a car available to hide in, before just jumping into the boot of a small blue Volvo.

I pant and take in deep breathes after all the sprinting, I then pull up my trouser leg to look at the cut I got, seeing that it was quite deep, and bleeding. I don’t bother too much about it, and I just try to be as silent as possible.
 
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Topic: Forum Games / That's not a _____!

That’s not a kingdom, that’s King Arthur!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Infinity

Buy the crappy shield that is worse than a Deku Shield then, then rob the shopkeeper afterwards for our money back.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Mafia NIGHT FIVE: [Squirrels are Invading][DEADLINE: 28/1/14 12:20 PM GMT+8]

1) As I haven’t played many mafia games, I have never gotten the mafia role, all I’ve been is a vanilla townie.

2) I don’t really have any main suspicions, although there was no NK, which could mean that one of the mafia members is someone that has been inactive (but then again, I haven’t been doing much either), as we had to wait the full time instead of ending early, so occooa and Darkboy are the ones I am suspecting.

3) Only with meatballs.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

If you can make a teleporter, I can make one too. I take the data chip from your old teleporter, create a new teleporter, shove the datachip into it for the coordinates, and teleport there. And you know, since we are making teleporters and alternate dimensions, I guess I can make X-RAY goggles to find the cookies parts, and tape them together with some good ol’ duct tape.

I pinch myself to make sure I am awake, I then chew the cookies into mushy bits, and spit it out onto a pit of angry 10 year olds that have all slept with your mothers. Oh, did I mention they also scream so loud that titanium cracks?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Outloved: Social Mobility - Signups and OOC

I’d gladly approve, making a map would help a lot more with the RP.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Outloved: Social Mobility - RP Thread

Sylvester

“I’ll volunteer as a scout, might as well get something done here. Also, I can’t help notice that no-one has reacted to that corpse over there.” I would sort of point my head towards it, making it gain a bit of attention. “He was a raider, he shot that Lizzie person in the arm, I got a Colt off of him, so if anyone needs it, I got it here.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Outloved: Social Mobility - RP Thread

Sylvester

I walk back with my groups to the shelter, carrying a lot of fruit and berries, at least enough for another day. “Well, we got a lot of food, but I doubt it would be more than enough for another day, and it took a lot of time, time we don’t really have, we need to use it more efficiently.” A young man suggests a small group tries to drive as far as they can with the car before it runs out of fuel, then they could walk the rest of the way, but a lady says that would be idiotic, we would lose valuable people, and supplies. “My only idea would be that we search the forest for someone’s cabin, perhaps we get lucky, and there’s a car there.” I almost force myself to chuckle, but decided this wasn’t the moment.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Originally posted by SamuelG2468:

Tara Strong

Tara Strong is not a fucking author, the only reason you picked her is because she voices some guy in Teen Titans Whateverthefuck, I am going insane now.

More on topic, I choose Christopher Paolini.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Outloved: Social Mobility - RP Thread

Sylvester

I would search the corpse of the raider and find a Colt with only one bullet in it. I almost feel disappointed, but I guess a pistol would do, I stand up again, and notice that Rilnik and the others are now back. Jeremy mentions splitting into teams and searching the forest for supplies, and Rilnik seems to agree with him too. “Well, I don’t mean to boast, but I guess I am an adept in shooting, so I could go with you, Rilnik.”

NEW ITEM ACQUIRED: A Colt (pistol), and one bullet.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Outloved: Social Mobility - RP Thread

(TheBastard, as I killed the raider, at the end of my last post I rped searching him for any loot, what would I find?)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Outloved: Social Mobility - RP Thread

Sylvester

The raider would be reloading his pistol, quite clumsily, although I quickly grab my Glock from my pocket, switch the safety [OFF], and fire two bullets at the raider, one hitting his shoulder, and one hitting his head, killing him. I take deep breaths, until I realized I forgot about Lizzie. I quickly run towards her, and kneels down beside her, looking for any bullet wounds. I scan her body, and find it in her arm, I then take off my backpack, unzip it, and take out the medkit. I zip open the medkit, and search through it for anesthesia, I then inject it into her, and wait for it to kick in.

Lizzie would be heavily panting, and in shock. “Shh Lizzie, it’s going to be alright, just breath normally, you’re going to survive.” I say. Then, I would take out a pair of tweezers and a scalpel, and I use the scalpel to make small incisions to the wound, then I take the pair of tweezers, and gently take out the bullet shell, and throw it onto the ground. I get a roll of bandage and cut a bit off, I then wrap it firmly around the bullet hole, stopping the bleeding. “It’s okay Lizzie, it’s all over now.” Lizzie would still be in shock, hyperventilating. After a minute or two, Lizzie starts to calm down.

“You should get some sleep now.” I then guide Lizzie back to the shelter, and to one of the makeshift beds, and I walk back to the bus stop, stopping by the raider, looting his corpse. (Tell me what I find TheBastard.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Mafia NIGHT FIVE: [Squirrels are Invading][DEADLINE: 28/1/14 12:20 PM GMT+8]

Originally posted by tehdarkside:

[VOTE: BCLEGENDS]

Just googled about the flying spaghetti monster, can’t believe it’s an actual religion lel.

Welp, I am an idiot. I forgot you weren’t to randomly vote someone, so [UNVOTE: BCLEGENDS]

sorry for being retarded.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Outloved: Social Mobility - RP Thread

Originally posted by TheBastardBrasta:

The Odd Adventurers:
While Sylvester is standing guard, someone approaches him. The lady says:
“The zombie apocalypse is strangely free of zombies. I’ve always wanted to be a warrior, fighting zombies in gigantic groups at a time, but that never really happened. I guess that guarding the camp with you would help me get a bit more action.

I am presuming the lady is part of the Odd Adventurers.

Sylvester

After about half an hour after Rilnik, Jeremy, and Sophius left to gather water, a lady from the OA* approaches me and talks about how she wants some action, and that she will help guard the camp with me. “Uh, sure, take a seat.” I move slightly over to the other end of the bench to make room. “So uh, what’s your name?”

*OA is just Odd Adventurers for short.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Mafia NIGHT FIVE: [Squirrels are Invading][DEADLINE: 28/1/14 12:20 PM GMT+8]

[VOTE: BCLEGENDS]

Just googled about the flying spaghetti monster, can’t believe it’s an actual religion lel.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Outloved: Social Mobility - RP Thread

Sylvester

“Alright then, since all of you are leaving, I might as well stay here and guard the car and the shelter, be on the lookout for anything on your path as well.” I then sit down on the bench at the bus stop, and relax.

 

Topic: Forum Games / Temple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Mafia NIGHT FIVE: [Squirrels are Invading][DEADLINE: 28/1/14 12:20 PM GMT+8]

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