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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by Avadon42:
Originally posted by Mysterymason:

The fact that Dev takes this forum so seriously makes me laugh.

I have the stubbornness of a German. Even the heritage thereof…. (25%)

Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

Guys, please don’t feed him.

[But he hungers.]

[He must’ve been right about being Jesus, he’s made us few paltry pieces of bread and fish feed the attention hungers of five-thousand.]

Actually, it’s your rejection and condemnation that feeds me.

Dev. Dev. Dev. Dev. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII. Welcome back, we missed you. Also, damn, our rejection and condemnation feeds you? I guess that explains how you leave here and then come back. When we end up condemning and hating you enough for long enough, you have enough sustenance and go back into hibernation, and then come back when you run out. You’re an amazing creature, can you donate your body to science when die, I’d really love to see how someone makes energy out of rejection and condemnation on the internet, it seems like it would make it so I no longer had to eat.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Did anyone see the Space Dandy (Possible finale if no Season 3, which is unlikely.) last night? It was amazing. Just amazurn.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

You get back in the line to the swing, and go onto it. You slip the guy who operates it $10, and tell him “Speed it up as fast as possible, I have an idea.” You then get on the swing and speeds up and up and up and up AND UP until you fly off and hit a wall near the entrance, and end up blacking out, and wake up later inside a medical tent at Six Flags signing a waver so they don’t get sued. You are now $500,000 richer, and have many, many, broken bones.
1: Go to an actual hospital.
2: Use a wheelchair and go get some food in the park.
3: Other

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

You decide to walk over to the trashbin to obtain some food, and lean down a dip your head into it. You bob around for awhile, and eat a rotten orange. Mmmmm, tasty. The tastiness of said orange then comes up your throat out your mouth, and shoots 8 feet into someone else’s mouth while they were eating a corn dog. I believe this tastiness is called “vomit”. By the time you escape to the Daffy Duck Swings, that entire section of the park is shut down for being unsanitary. By eating that orange, they had to spend $200,000 in getting rid of the smell and cleaning, replacing merchandise, and refunding 800 tickets. This incident is published across the nation, and health inspectors descend onto Six Flags across the world, eventually driving them out of business with bad publicity and fines. This ruins thousands of childhoods, and causes hundreds of these people with ruined childhoods to become viscous serial killers. ALL BECAUSE YOU HAD TO EAT THAT FUCKING ORANGE. GOOD JOB HERO. Anyway, you get on the swings. It was fun. Sure, someone flew off midway through the ride, but that’s about a 95% survival rate, still fun.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Celestial Conflictions, Sign-ups OOC

Originally posted by thenewampkit:

So. I played too much DoTA, instead of this. Let me redesign my shiz.

So. I played too much GARRY’S MOD, instead of SIGNING FOR THIS. Let me SIGN SOON, and PLEASE REMIND ME IF I DO NOT.
I filled in the blanks.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:
Originally posted by spikeabc:
Originally posted by Jimbo14:

Does anyone else wish there were more RP’s without magic? I don’t know why, but the concept of everyone having powers rarely sparks my interest.

While the concept does tend to spark my interest, i am also getting tired of the overuse of this concept.

Magic sucks.

These statements just completely destroyed all the current RP settings I had made. Also, what would be better, Sci-fi, Steampunk, Cyberpunk, or Post-Apocolyptic, they’re the alternatives to magic I can think of.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

You thrust yourself up using pure adrenaline, and then block the kicks from the children with your knees. OH FUCK THEY GOT YOU IN THE SHINS. You collapse to the ground again, and then look around for a baby to steal candy from so you can look badass. You then see a sign saying “All children under 7 are banned from the pool area.” This just got much harder. You then yell "DAMMIT, I DON’T HAVE ANYTHING BADASS TO SAY, BUT I WILL MURDER THESE CHILDREN. You then grab them, wring their little necks, and after a few moments, throw them into the deep in of the wave pool. People crowd around them to see if they’re dead, giving you a chance to escape. But then, you begin regretting your decision to leave the prison. It was fun there, and you got to watch a guy drop the soap during one of those scenes I didn’t type, but I’ll pretend happened. Ah, good times. Good anus raping times. You attempt to go back through the tunnel, but then realize you’d have to climb a 50 foot high wall. Hah hah hah NO. You then wander out of the pool area undetected, and find your way to main entrance. You still have your $500 on you, along with a map of the park . Hm, you’re hungry. Maybe you should eat something. Then again, the rides look fun, what about that?
1: Ride something. [Choose one.]
2: Get some food. [Choose a place.]
3: Other [Choose up to two, along with 1 or two if you would like.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by Ganthro:
Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by Ganthro:

Who’s he who must not be named?

developous

You know… “He” could be among us right now, and you wouldn’t even know. He could be watching, waiting to create a new account and strike…

I kinda have been thinking that you’re him by the avvy and account name since I noticed you, but the chance is 80/20.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by RaceBandit:

Given your attitude towards that, I don’t think you’re getting another chance.

10crystalmask01 is banned from my games until further notice.

Idgaf lol.

I do not have any fucks to allocate to your not giving of a fuck.
 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

What pride?

….So you’re admitting you have no pride. Progress. Now to swallow that non-existent pride.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:
Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by HitmanPwner:
Originally posted by Knoob85687:

[No guys, keep going, it’s hilarious!]

[lol children]

[Fight, fight, fight!]

Shh, don’t encourage them. They look ready to strangle me lol.

[oh man no don’t commit suicide]

[ Plot twist: Pulsaris and BLOODYRAIN10001 are just the voices in my mind? New RPG idea no copying! Where did I write ‘commit suicide’ on my last post?]

…………He meant you were the child.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by Pulsaris:

10crystalmask01 is a cheatroach, and if I ever host a mafia again, this maggot will be on my blacklist.

lmao why so butt hurt kid?

You’re the fucking kid, Prec is about 27(?) and been here much longer then you, don’t be a jackass to him when YOU’RE the one at fault, and should be apologizing. Along with this, you completely broke some of the most OBVIOUS rules in a mafia, and will be blacklisted from any I host as well for the time being. Of course I haven’t hosted a mafia for about 6+ months, but still.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

You walk over to the guard and begin your incessant annoyance of his ear-buds, and after about three minutes he breaks, and yells DAMMIT, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME, MY EARS ARE LITERALLY BLEEDING.”
As the blood from his ears begins to puddle, you whisper “Come closer, I haz a secret for you.” As he can’t hear you because of the fact he can’t hear anything but yelling while his ears bleed he leans so close he’s touching the bars and yells “WHATTTTTTTTTTT”. You then say “Good night bitch.” and punch him in the face, grab his keys which he had on his belt, and then unlock your bars, and throw it into the cell next to you. As you leave in the tunnel, you think of what a horrible thing you just did, and the thousands of people who will most likely die as a result. You are a horrible person. After hours of going through this tunnel, you finally reach the end and fall into a large pool. You are disoriented. What the hell is going on. After you black out from your fall, you wake up with several children kicking you in the crotch. You then stand up and a life guard says “WELCOME TO SIX FLAGS ST. LOUIS” and leaves. The fuck just happened. Does this mean that the US prisons are connected to Six Flags somehow? OMHAGERD CONSPIRACY.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

You wander over to the cell door, and approach a guard leaning up against the wall. You lean against the bars and whisper over to him. “Hey. Hey. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. HI HI HI HI HI-” and as you continue, your voice slowly increasing in volume, and this man’s sanity reaching breaking point he yells “HI, THE FUCK DO YOU WANT.
You then ask him if he would accept a bribe in order to liberate you from this place. He says no, and then says he’ll help you if you do things for him. Sexual things. He then pulls down his pants and says “DOOOO EEETTT”. As your cellmate stares at you for a moment and then slowly looks away, you tell the guard to close his eyes, and he does. You then vomit into the bucket and throw it at his dick. He then remarks that it’s the best blowjob he ever had, and gives you a tip. He says "Look, behind that poster? There’s a tunnel that leads out of the prison. Us guards made it as a homage to The Shawshank Redemption. Not our brightest moment. Anyway, uh yeah, you can escape through there. The cellmate then turns around and rips off the poster and leaves. The guard waves and says “Bye Beavis, don’t murder any more children or we won’t be letting you go on parole anymore.”
The guard walks away, and you wonder how fucked up that man was to enjoy the experience of having vomit dumped onto his dick. [I will try to tone down the sexual stuff soon, but it’s the only way I could think of to make a convincing/stupid/funny-whatsoever escape.]
Choices
1: Escape through the tunnel.
2: Go to sleep in your cell until dinner at the prison.
3: Other [May suggest two of these and one other option.]
Inventory
$500
$10,000,000,000 in fines.
1 Smelly Bucket

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Wanderlust has begun. [CYOP]
Description: “How do I describe this….complete chaos and stupidity in the form of a CYOP. Seems about right. Expect one of my updates to be flagged eventually.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

You pause for a moment, deep in thought. Just one word pops into your head. “Kevin”
What an amazing name. You stare for hours upon hours at the wall, wondering how magnificent the name Kevin could possibly be, and you resolve yourself to get a name change. You go down to the Court and whisper one word into the judges ear. “Kevin” you whisper, and he understands, as he nods and stamps a paper, changing your name to Kevin K. McKevin. After this, you stroll home, in ecstasy over your name change to this amazing title. After you arrive back home, you grab a beer out of the fridge, and blankly sip it until you snap back into reality. You are Kevin now. Kevin is love. Kevin is life. Also, whoo, time to fap now. You drunkenly (You somehow got immediately drunk with one beer, don’t ask me how.) stumble over to the computer and after seeing an article about Hot Pockets containing sperm in them, you become extremely angry. You are FURIOUS that your sperm you donated to the sperm bank was in a Hot Pocket! THEY OFFERED YOU A HOT POCKET WHEN YOU WENT THERE. OH GOD. You vomit, and then open universalpornfederation.jizz.edu [You have an employee discount.] And spend the rest of the day fapping to search results of “conjoined twin vore fetish orgy videos”

You were put on twelve NSA watch-lists that day.

After this, you wake up in the bathtub, a bucket filled with you sperm spilt over the floor and twenty-three tabs of pornography open on your computer. You stumble out of the tub, still naked, and wander over to your office. You smash up your workplace, destroying 1000 Terabytes of porn. You are fired and fined $10,000,000,000 in damages. You are then put in jail for streaking. There is one other man in your cell, a bucket, a poster, and a bed.
Choices
1: Talk to man.
2: Talk to guard.
3: Other [May suggest two of these and one other option.]
Inventory
$500
$10,000,000,000 in fines.
1 meaningless life.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

You are a 23 year-old college dropout, and you currently work at the customer support at universalpornfederation.jizz.edu, but after day in and day out of asking which midget BDSM video they were watching when it crashed, you’re fucking done. You have $500 to your name, a beaten up old car, and wanderlust. Then again, you also have friends, a job, and a twelve-pack of beers in the freezer. What a dilemma. Hm, what shall you do.
Choices
1: Go to work.
2: Hoof it out of town.
3: Other [May suggest this and one other option if you’d like.]
Inventory
$500
Beaten up car, unkown make or model. Has “universalpornfederation.jizz.edu” bumper sticker.
Whatever random shit you can find in your apartment.
NOTICE
This will not be serious. Be as crazy as you like. I will accommodate you. This is not serious WHAT-SO-EVER. I’ve been trying to think of a serious RP setting for awhile. Not going so well. So enjoy this random CYOP I thought of in 20 minutes. Do not take it seriously. KK?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

r4l. Ninja meh if you can brotha. Also, props to sarothat410 for the name, I was thinking of calling it “Porn Nub”, which is incredibly horrible. Also, myhome, no, I’m not calling it Kevin. Still better then my name though.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Oh, and adv0 restarted his forums because his database fucked up. You guys could test your games there first.
Evil referral link in case you’d like to join.
Link to new forum itself in case you’d like to join, but you automatically hate referrals.
Just posting this because it’s relevant to forum games in general, please don’t hurt me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by spikeabc:

Is anyone else getting sick and tired of the amount of spam that has been put in the FGF lately?

Must be new blood.

*It must be new BLOODY.
Or:
*BLOOD, it must be new.
I do this because every time the word “blood” is used you automatically are talking to me. Or Blood_Shadow. But usually me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Walrus Thread. That's it.


Heil walrus.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHERE ARE MODS

Originally posted by Holy2334:
Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by Holy2334:

@Bloody, you don’t want to OT like these OTiers. You gotta follow the rules and be a leader to guide a derailed forum back on it’s tracks.

ok i ot lie3u83 this>?
Oh god, I’m losing my grammar and spelling. Hellllpppp meeeee.

(Starts dragging out of OT) NOOOO YOU AREN’T READY YET!!!!

4267 posts and I’m still not ready. Nooooooooooefwiauhfyrhesyifhyefghyfiom dies

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHERE ARE MODS

Originally posted by Holy2334:

@Bloody, you don’t want to OT like these OTiers. You gotta follow the rules and be a leader to guide a derailed forum back on it’s tracks.

ok i ot lie3u83 this>?
Oh god, I’m losing my grammar and spelling. Hellllpppp meeeee.

 

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