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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

You wander over to the cell door, and approach a guard leaning up against the wall. You lean against the bars and whisper over to him. “Hey. Hey. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. HI HI HI HI HI-” and as you continue, your voice slowly increasing in volume, and this man’s sanity reaching breaking point he yells “HI, THE FUCK DO YOU WANT.
You then ask him if he would accept a bribe in order to liberate you from this place. He says no, and then says he’ll help you if you do things for him. Sexual things. He then pulls down his pants and says “DOOOO EEETTT”. As your cellmate stares at you for a moment and then slowly looks away, you tell the guard to close his eyes, and he does. You then vomit into the bucket and throw it at his dick. He then remarks that it’s the best blowjob he ever had, and gives you a tip. He says "Look, behind that poster? There’s a tunnel that leads out of the prison. Us guards made it as a homage to The Shawshank Redemption. Not our brightest moment. Anyway, uh yeah, you can escape through there. The cellmate then turns around and rips off the poster and leaves. The guard waves and says “Bye Beavis, don’t murder any more children or we won’t be letting you go on parole anymore.”
The guard walks away, and you wonder how fucked up that man was to enjoy the experience of having vomit dumped onto his dick. [I will try to tone down the sexual stuff soon, but it’s the only way I could think of to make a convincing/stupid/funny-whatsoever escape.]
Choices
1: Escape through the tunnel.
2: Go to sleep in your cell until dinner at the prison.
3: Other [May suggest two of these and one other option.]
Inventory
$500
$10,000,000,000 in fines.
1 Smelly Bucket

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Wanderlust has begun. [CYOP]
Description: “How do I describe this….complete chaos and stupidity in the form of a CYOP. Seems about right. Expect one of my updates to be flagged eventually.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

You pause for a moment, deep in thought. Just one word pops into your head. “Kevin”
What an amazing name. You stare for hours upon hours at the wall, wondering how magnificent the name Kevin could possibly be, and you resolve yourself to get a name change. You go down to the Court and whisper one word into the judges ear. “Kevin” you whisper, and he understands, as he nods and stamps a paper, changing your name to Kevin K. McKevin. After this, you stroll home, in ecstasy over your name change to this amazing title. After you arrive back home, you grab a beer out of the fridge, and blankly sip it until you snap back into reality. You are Kevin now. Kevin is love. Kevin is life. Also, whoo, time to fap now. You drunkenly (You somehow got immediately drunk with one beer, don’t ask me how.) stumble over to the computer and after seeing an article about Hot Pockets containing sperm in them, you become extremely angry. You are FURIOUS that your sperm you donated to the sperm bank was in a Hot Pocket! THEY OFFERED YOU A HOT POCKET WHEN YOU WENT THERE. OH GOD. You vomit, and then open universalpornfederation.jizz.edu [You have an employee discount.] And spend the rest of the day fapping to search results of “conjoined twin vore fetish orgy videos”

You were put on twelve NSA watch-lists that day.

After this, you wake up in the bathtub, a bucket filled with you sperm spilt over the floor and twenty-three tabs of pornography open on your computer. You stumble out of the tub, still naked, and wander over to your office. You smash up your workplace, destroying 1000 Terabytes of porn. You are fired and fined $10,000,000,000 in damages. You are then put in jail for streaking. There is one other man in your cell, a bucket, a poster, and a bed.
Choices
1: Talk to man.
2: Talk to guard.
3: Other [May suggest two of these and one other option.]
Inventory
$500
$10,000,000,000 in fines.
1 meaningless life.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

You are a 23 year-old college dropout, and you currently work at the customer support at universalpornfederation.jizz.edu, but after day in and day out of asking which midget BDSM video they were watching when it crashed, you’re fucking done. You have $500 to your name, a beaten up old car, and wanderlust. Then again, you also have friends, a job, and a twelve-pack of beers in the freezer. What a dilemma. Hm, what shall you do.
Choices
1: Go to work.
2: Hoof it out of town.
3: Other [May suggest this and one other option if you’d like.]
Inventory
$500
Beaten up car, unkown make or model. Has “universalpornfederation.jizz.edu” bumper sticker.
Whatever random shit you can find in your apartment.
NOTICE
This will not be serious. Be as crazy as you like. I will accommodate you. This is not serious WHAT-SO-EVER. I’ve been trying to think of a serious RP setting for awhile. Not going so well. So enjoy this random CYOP I thought of in 20 minutes. Do not take it seriously. KK?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

r4l. Ninja meh if you can brotha. Also, props to sarothat410 for the name, I was thinking of calling it “Porn Nub”, which is incredibly horrible. Also, myhome, no, I’m not calling it Kevin. Still better then my name though.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Oh, and adv0 restarted his forums because his database fucked up. You guys could test your games there first.
Evil referral link in case you’d like to join.
Link to new forum itself in case you’d like to join, but you automatically hate referrals.
Just posting this because it’s relevant to forum games in general, please don’t hurt me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by spikeabc:

Is anyone else getting sick and tired of the amount of spam that has been put in the FGF lately?

Must be new blood.

*It must be new BLOODY.
Or:
*BLOOD, it must be new.
I do this because every time the word “blood” is used you automatically are talking to me. Or Blood_Shadow. But usually me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Walrus Thread. That's it.


Heil walrus.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHERE ARE MODS

Originally posted by Holy2334:
Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by Holy2334:

@Bloody, you don’t want to OT like these OTiers. You gotta follow the rules and be a leader to guide a derailed forum back on it’s tracks.

ok i ot lie3u83 this>?
Oh god, I’m losing my grammar and spelling. Hellllpppp meeeee.

(Starts dragging out of OT) NOOOO YOU AREN’T READY YET!!!!

4267 posts and I’m still not ready. Nooooooooooefwiauhfyrhesyifhyefghyfiom dies

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHERE ARE MODS

Originally posted by Holy2334:

@Bloody, you don’t want to OT like these OTiers. You gotta follow the rules and be a leader to guide a derailed forum back on it’s tracks.

ok i ot lie3u83 this>?
Oh god, I’m losing my grammar and spelling. Hellllpppp meeeee.

 

Topic: Off-topic / WHERE ARE MODS

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Topic: Off-topic / NEWFAGS CANT TRIFORCE



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Boom.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Walrus Thread. That's it.

Wha….what? What yeah? Yeah what? Confused. Anyway, good thing I clicked “Watch Topic”.
So, Tusk is coming out Friday, hype.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Official Board Game Online Masterthread

Round 2

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Game-Related] Official Board Game Online Masterthread

BGOGOGOGOGO

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A "Small" Adventure (Sign-up phase) Unlocked Slots

Originally posted by Blood_Shadow:

Uh, Bloody? I don’t think there are any open spots left.

@gamma: The first page says that we can post now. But I suggest that you do some kind of introductory post, so that we at least know what we’re supposed to be doing. I would also suggest that you make a game thread separate from this one, so that all OOC posts can be kept here.

EDIT: I changed my insect’s resistances and weaknesses a bit.

Oops, didn’t notice. I just remember gamma telling me his game started yesterday and finally got to checking it today. My bad.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A "Small" Adventure (Sign-up phase) Unlocked Slots

Name: The Walrus Beetle
Appearance: The Walrus Beetle is a few inch long bug with large tusks at the front, a large torso with an armored carapace in the middle, and four large legs to support his body on either side of him. They have large eyes on their front above the tusk, and no discernible way to discern smell, but scientists have theorized it could happen with sensory cells in the eyes or legs.
Body Parts:Main Body, Tusks, and Carapace [Connected to body].
Skills:
Tusk Charge (melee) (Tusk): Using this The Walrus Beetle charges into the enemy and attempts to pierce any armor they may have, along with dealing heavy damage. (Attack +50%, Armor Piercing; Energy Cost 4)
Overfreeze (stance) (main body): This stance allows The Walrus Beetle to use magic to attach ice to his body and tusks, making it so its body gets a thin lair of ice over it as armor, and the tusks get a sharp thing of ice over it to strengthen its attack. While this does help, it slows down the animal though. (-5% Dodge, -5% Accuracy, -10% Shake [Bulkier], +10% Latch [Bulkier, as said.], +20% Attack, +20% Defense]
Area most commonly found in: Both Arctic continents, where it is at the mercy of things such as Seals, Penguins, and actual Walruses. It rolls up into a ball to survive the cold environs here, and usually feeds off of dead animal corpses.
Final Stats:
Body: 10/10 HP; 20/20 Energy, 0 Defense, 2 attack (elemental), +5% shake; +15% latch; +5% Accuracy; +5% Dodge
Tusks: 10/10 HP +2 Attack
Carapace (Part of Body): 8/8 HP
Biology: Interestingly enough, The Walrus Beetle is not actually a beetle, but named after The Beatles in tribute to John Lennon’s song “I Am the Walrus”, and how the tusks made it look like one. It is resistant to Water due to the high abundance of it in his environment, to Toxic due to the fact that it was discovered after a colony was found in a research base’s trash disposal, and to Sonic due selective breeding during a research experiment. It is weak to flames, which is a highly foreign element in its natural habitat, electricity, due to the high water content in its body, light and darkness for not discernible reason, and have an EXTREME WEAKNESS TO metal due to an accidental weakness being formed in the same selective breeding experiment. After research it was found that this bug is highly aggressive and will attack with its tusks in an attempt to stab the enemy or the body in an attempt to slam them [both ice]. They tend to attack with reckless abandon towards enemies, and are very territorial.
Bio: N/A

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Celestial Conflictions, Sign-ups OOC

Reserved for Signature
And could you explain assets and fetishes a bit more……specially the latter, I know you don’t mean a sexual fetish, but that’s the only definition that comes to mind. And I know the meaning of assets, but I’m not sure how you mean the system to function in this game.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Forum Games Adventure Game (By Sabin7)

>EAT MINTS FROM YOUR BREAST POCKET

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CYOP] The Forest

1
Our goal is to talk to these people. I would do this

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CYOP] The Forest

North

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Originally posted by kadleon:
Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

Sounds good T1M3, but from my past experiences in hosting, I’m not sure you could pull it off for an extended period of time. Eh, it might just be that fact that I’m a lazy motherfucker when it comes to making games though, so we’ll see what happens once you put it up. If it works, I’ll be pleasantly surprised.

(He’s like, an older FGFer than you y’know)

I know, I remember seeing the name a long time ago before my hiatus. But I haven’t seen any Strategy games that were really complex succeed for a long period of time, because the host will either burnout, the little details will make it too confusing for the players, or something else. Just saying, I’m not meaning to be critical, but with FGF in the current state it’s in, I’m just a bit skeptical. It looks fun, but I’m just not sure it’d last too long.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / General Thread

Sounds good T1M3, but from my past experiences in hosting, I’m not sure you could pull it off for an extended period of time. Eh, it might just be that fact that I’m a lazy motherfucker when it comes to making games though, so we’ll see what happens once you put it up. If it works, I’ll be pleasantly surprised.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Team Fortress 2 Themed Mafia ~ Day 4 [Deadline: September 23, 8 PM GMT]

Originally posted by thenewampkit:
Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

1. Any specific way in which you think we should use our roles? Any gameplay strategies?
Nope.
2. Who do you find the most/least suspicious? Why?
I’m too inactive to have suspicions.
3. Are you willing to be more active?
Sure.
4. How do you think we should proceed on D1? Does NL (as thenewampkit has done) seem sensible with all the power roles?
It’s D2, so question irrelevant.
5. State in order of preference to find scumtells: Vote Analysis, Conversation Analysis, NightAction Analysis.
Conversation Analysis, Vote Analysis, and then Nightaction Analysis.

Comes on to answer RQS as we all agree to lynch unactives. FoS?

………..
>Inactive
>Becomes active as to not be lynched
>*LYNCH THAT BASTARD ANYWAY!*
Train of logic I see here.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [CYOP] The Forest

East