Recent posts by janthepolish on Kongregate

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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] IM BACK!!!

Im not trying to be funny. Im jsut saying that I’m back, last time I was here was over a month ago.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] IM BACK!!!

IM BACK! I think I am…ya I’m back! Now to spread my reign of…umm…terror, yeah thats it! TERROR!

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] UMAG goes GOLD!

So will a goat tank and chicken/ducky tank be available at release?

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] UMAG Guests Constitution!

This is an abomination!
LONG LIVE THE UMAG CONSTITUTION

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] NEW LAWS OF UMAG

No, go sign the UMAG Constitution

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Zworp Over Here

im sorry tank. But I literally don’t got a heart, so I could care less! Im so sorry! or atleast im pretending to be sorry!

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Zworp Over Here

shhhhh, danmet. Why you had to say that, I knew it was but I didn’t have the heart to tell him. He was so proud of himself.
anyways, Proof Im Zworp

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Zworp Over Here

Hey zworp. Tank told me to make this. I have a question my self though:
Are you indeed me, Janthepolish?
Here is the evidence:
Your name is Jan + My name is Jan = You are Jan + I am Jan = You are me

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Gummy Games-New Update

You did not loose me just yet Gummy. I’m just gonna be on much less, I’ll be on Fridays through Sundays now.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Types of players

lies! My words is the truth and final!

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Types of players

The Polish One
A Janthepolish that pwns all(so any Janthepolish), is nice, but can make you become emotionally unstable if you anger him. There is currently known to be only one Janthepolish in all of UMAG.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] UMAG Constitution

Originally posted by Gamerbe:

I hereby dub myself, GamerBe, as the self appointed scribe of the second signing. All signings here after are of the third signing and are some one else’s problem.

I have given you no such authority!

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] The New Statistics Prediction Thread!

mine is similar, but player 1 and 4 is switched.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] The New Statistics Prediction Thread!

When u mean inspired by me, do you mean that in a good, bad, or neutral way?

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] @ zworp: Communication!

lawl again!

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] This Is Some BS

So tank? You remember that arguement i had with Yajin and how he said ít would make it more balanced, and that i said it wouldn’t? Then he started asking me the same question a hundred times, which by the way was common sense. I answered but he kept asking, what a doofus. Anyways, he’s also making up bogus claims of what my thoughts and opinions were. What a doofus again. Just reminding you tank, nobody else…Also remember how Yajin’s a hypocritical, jackass? K, good, jsut reminding you.
;P

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] @ zworp: Communication!

lawl!

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] This Is Some BS

Im not agree-ing with u at all, where did i say that? You are saying its gonna change for better, to be more balanced. I believe that if it changes much it will be for the worst.
Plus, I wasn’t cussing you out.

P.S.I’m gonna ignore you from now on, since I learned that your a small child who wants attention, so I’m gonna punish you by turning my back on you.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] This Is Some BS

u see, your a real jackass. Your the one who insulted me, i was gonna add that I would apologize(even though theres nothing for me to apologize about) if I was wrong. But i changed my mind now that your a bigger jackass then before.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] This Is Some BS

Just for the sake of saying “I told you so” to all of you later(especially to Yajin), Im gonna post what’s really gonna happen. Originally I thought that little change would happen, but then I played a few more games and thought about it some more. The statistics will change some, and the changes will be for the worst.

Here is what it was before the update:
Player 1 wins 33% of the games
Player 2 wins 14% of the games
Player 3 wins 17% of the games
Player 4 wins 37% of the games

Here is the hopeful, tho not likely scenario(yeah took it from Yajin’s bogus post)
Player 1: Wins 23% of the time.
Player 2: Wins 27% of the time.
Player 3: Wins 20% of the time.
Player 4: Wins 30% of the time.

Here is what’s probably gonna happen(based off the information I’ve gathered so far, so I will update this as I get more info):
Player 1: Wins 44% of the time
Player 2: Wins 14% of the time
Player 3: Wins 10% of the time
Player 4: Wins 32% of the time

The data in this post is subject to change

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] This Is Some BS

Originally posted by 4sostrander:

[/quote] I’d also like to take a moment to remind everyone that, yes, this is an ALPHA version of the game. People seem completely incapable of getting this through their skulls, for some reason. Crazy & extreme changes will happen because, if they need to be tested, they’ll be tested IN ALPHA. It’s ludicrous that so many people are treating UMAG as a polished release; it’s not. Get over it, IMO. [/quote]

Amen brotha!

quote fail ;P

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Gummy Games-New Update

Actually thats exactl my chart except with more team, which is stupid, cause i was gonna add it when that team had an opponent, but it doesnt yet. Also i spelled your name wrong, blame gummy tho, i jsut copied the list he posted.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Gummy Games-New Update

Jsut great, now i got to re edit the picture…meanie…

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Gummy Games-New Update

D and F don’t get a free round, they eliminated their opponents. Since their are 10 teams, thats how it works.

 
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Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [Unnamed Multiplayer Artillery Game, Open Alpha Test] Gummy Games-New Update

Cause Im so Awesome, I made this tournament set-up. If more people join I will update it, but other wise this is it.
As soon as Gummy quotes this into one of his first posts, i’ll remove the pic from this one.