Recent posts by PwnMonsta1 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Why are girls so repulsed by me?

Rape them.

A gal likes a man who takes charge

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Starcraft II NA server is down.

One server for all of North America?

Ghey

Play on a different server.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Go to speedtest.net

I never download more than 5mb/s on steam

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Starcraft II NA server is down.

Originally posted by EndlessSporadic:

All Blizzard games are horrible since they believe melee classes are the scum of the earth and should be underpowered. Just look at it. All boss encounters in Cataclysm? Anti-melee. Most OP civ in Starcraft? Terran with their ranged 50 mineral T1 unit. Diablo III? Anti-melee by design.

Melee was balanced in WC3… With the exception of targetting air units.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / FILL THE BLANKS: I'M TOO SEXY FOR____________

Masturbation

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Jesus was black the presidents is yellow and you are wacked

Originally posted by simeng:
Originally posted by PwnMonsta1:
Originally posted by simeng:
Originally posted by nowaitforme101:
Originally posted by ayumi_stocking:

Jesus was actually a mushroom.

Pics

Of course- photography was already invented back in 1 AD, right? There must be pictures!

Fix’d There was no 0 AD
ITT: Debate the existence of a year 0 AD

Technically not, perhaps. However, in the context of my preceding post, I was merely trying to portray the era by which historians believe him to have lived within (if and only if he even existed in the first place from a scientific perspective) by the aforementioned device of persuasion.

There are so many historical records of Jesus that saying he didn’t even exist is illogical.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Jesus was black the presidents is yellow and you are wacked

Originally posted by simeng:
Originally posted by nowaitforme101:
Originally posted by ayumi_stocking:

Jesus was actually a mushroom.

Pics

Of course- photography was already invented back in 1 AD, right? There must be pictures!

Fix’d There was no 0 AD
ITT: Debate the existence of a year 0 AD
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

Puppies don’t have souls. Kill as many as you please

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Can I have some feedback?

0/10
TL;DR

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tribes Ascend Review

Where all the TF2 Bronies Migrated to.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compare masturbation with lube to masturbation without lube.

A lot of lazy people on kong.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compare masturbation with lube to masturbation without lube.

Or not, if you don’t feel comfortable with it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Help needed.

Originally posted by catcatali:
Originally posted by Raelito:
Originally posted by catcatali:

Do you have your head so far up your ass that you can’t breathe?
That’s clearly an advertisement.

I’m not selling anything. I’m asking for help.

Advertising for help?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Greek Mythology

If you believe in Greek Mythology then your sort of an idiot.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / GIANT List of things a 9 yr old did to me

Originally posted by DeathPhantom315:

HE’S ASIAN

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Kill him

Definitely.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / I've created a new computer

Definitely a mac.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / google your Kong username

Its mah youtube profile.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / TELL US HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THE OPPOSITE GENDER AND CERTAIN SITUATIONS

Women are animals designed for my sexual satisfaction.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Food

twinkies.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / America is a horrible country and Americans are terrible people

Originally posted by Dartjat:


Africa is a horrible continent and Africans are terrible people

Racist.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Family Guy or The Simpsons

Futurama got shitty after they decided to bring it back.

Family Guy is the better of the two

South Park’s current episodes can be awesome, or can be total shit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The official Gardevoir thread

This is all I choose to add to this thread.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I hate how people from other countries always stereotype us Americans

Originally posted by vegard20:

And Americans stereotype themselves a lot as well… strangely.


Does Norway have anything other than being Vikings (even though we’re today one of the pussiest countries in the world)?

Sweden is actually the vikings, plus they have Ikea.

Also: I hear Finland is the worst country on the Scandinavian peninsula

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I hate how people from other countries always stereotype us Americans

People should embrace their national/religious stereotype and make fun of other peoples’ stereotypes. It is the true meaning of existance.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Question, OT

Is pissing every 20 minutes normal?