Recent posts by Gaka on Kongregate

Topic: Kongregate / Someone!

…You really don’t need anything more then paint. Its simple, it works, you can destroy the mona lisa (With the help of Youtube)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAedYAldGFU

Topic: Kongregate / Games with best music on Kongregate: Poll

Music Catch is the best so far, but there are plenty of games i haven’t played yet.

Topic: Kongregate / R.I.P. Greg

HA HA HA Balneger, You have won the internet.

Topic: Kongregate / Someone!

Paint comes free on Windows. Use it.

Topic: Kongregate / Kreds Discussion

But I do have one question. 50 Kreds is worth $5, right? So if I buy 225 Kreds for $20, could I tip myself for 225 Kreds? And would I be giving myself $20, or 22.50? Since Kreds are not a uniform price, it seems as though the amount given to a developer would vary. I’m a bit confused.

An easy way to fix this is for you not to be able to tip yourself… though it certainly won’t fix everything…(Alt accounts)

Topic: Kongregate / Someone!

I made mine……well i recolored it.

Topic: Kongregate / Staff Works: Complete List.

so.. how much did Ben bribe you to make that an official title?

Topic: Kongregate / What should purchased cards look like? (Jim Greer Emailed Me!)

…I don’t think anything should change. These would essentially be “Special Edition” Cards, only available to those who want to spend money on them. They should be able to buy the latest edition of the card, (Some R1, some R2) not an alternate form of it.

Topic: Kongregate / Staff Works: Complete List.

ha ha touche

Topic: Kongregate / Staff Works: Complete List.

I tried.

Topic: Kongregate / Staff Works: Complete List.

The Revised List.

Alison: Sits around and drinks coffee.

AlisonClaire: Sits around and eats Donuts

andrew: Does whatever he wants

BenV: Makes games. …unspeakable horrors of games, but games none the less.

bofar: Blows stuff up to fix other stuff.

cpasley: Puts games through epic deathmatches, and lets the winners stay on site.

Ducklette: “community work” (prison guard)

duncanbeevers: See BenV

emilygreer: Forces the rest of the staff to do her whims

greg: God of Kong. Doesn’t do anything.

Jim7: Cubicle Monkey.

jimgreer: God of Kong. Doesn’t do anything.

jvoorhis: Cubicle Monkey.

matt: Makes pointless forum posts.

Phoenix00017: Cubicle Monkey.

richpixel: See BenV

TheresaC: Helps the new players….kind of.

whenderson: Cubicle Monkey.

Moderators: The Supreme rulers of Kong. Don’t do anything.

Gaka: Makes fun of the staff. Isn’t one of them.

Topic: Kongregate / Kreds Discussion

..okay… back on topic.

I just found out about kreds, and immediately sought to learn what i could. What sort of thing would Kong put up to damage the aesthetics of the comment-area?

Once i found out exactly what they were, i sought for opinions, to see what others thought of them. The answer i got was “awful waste of money.” After a few rounds, the general consensus was “im not going to buy them.” Looking at previous posts, a lot seem to dislike the idea.

Me- I like it. Its a way for Kong to make some money and live a little longer on the online-world, and also a chance for us to support our favorite devs who make the games that let us pass the time. I frankly dont plan on purchasing any currently, but eventually i think i’ll get around to getting some and donating to the devs i feel deserve a little extra for their efforts. Perhaps i’ll spend some on the virtual items on the Multiplayer games, or maybe i’ll hoard them for no other reason then i can.

To those haters out there. This does not mean Kong is going to be a pay-to-access site. It will remain free as long as it can. 99% of the games are Free, with a few Demos that dont really count, and a few that require cash to unlock everything. These are up to the developer. Kreds will not impact you’re play at all, except that newer players can get every card, without having to spend an eternity waiting for cards, or playing Kongai.

My advice – deal with it. Its a great feature that won’t impact you. Kreds will help Kong stay up longer, which means more games for you. Enjoy them.

Topic: Kongregate / You Have been banned more then 2 times??

Banned = 0
Silenced = 1 (rather funny story)

Topic: Kongregate / If kongregate was a world, what would you do?

Destroy it. duh.

Topic: Kongregate / How many people have been banned on kongregate?

I think the question here is who HASN’T been banned.

_{proud member of that list}

Topic: Kongregate / KONG STOLE MY MONEY!

Here is your yen. Enjoy.

Topic: Kongregate / confuzzled admin

Headless Havoc was one of those really bad games that you just need to play, and you can’t stop because of its sheer stupidity and entertainment factor.

Topic: Kongregate / confuzzled admin

Last Year was spent slicing the heads off of random stuff, andlaughing about it. This year was full of boredom and several bad horror flicks.

Topic: Kongregate / Post your Halloween Costume!

ouch. that bad huh?

Topic: Kongregate / Badge Suggestions!

That will be a little hard to do, since the cards aren’t an ingame acheivment.

Topic: Kongregate / confuzzled admin

Since greg apparently didn’t think the challenge last year was great, and directly from home…. “he thought it was fail” – Alison

(Yes, an admin accually said the word “fail” they are human after all, (despite shaky evidence))

We need to show greg exactly what we thought about last years challenge, so he won’t be as dismissive!

We need to tell greg how great last years challenge was, and how he can make up for it on thanksgiving! (by adding a special one that day!)

Shout it out proudly.

Topic: Kongregate / Post your Halloween Costume!

A what…? ….Pictures. Now.

Topic: Kongregate / How to get the hedgehog badge in Shift 3?

Yeah, clear it again.

Topic: Kongregate / How to get the hedgehog badge in Shift 3?

Lag?

Topic: Kongregate / Post your Halloween Costume!

Heheh. I scared a bunch of kids. Hooray for loud noises at close proximity.