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Topic: Off-topic / Which is more fun?

Originally posted by AlextheGreat13:
Originally posted by Ouch_a_Ban:

Slinkies take too much time. Set up, watch, repeat. Yo-yos are more real-time interactive.

But what about winding up yo-yos?

That’s for if you fail or if you’re done

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which is more fun?

Slinkies take too much time. Set up, watch, repeat. Yo-yos are more real-time interactive.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Drink lighter fluid and then swallow a match

Originally posted by IndomiPhoenix:

This is all wrong. You’re supposed to swallow gasoline, nitroglycerin, gunpowder, and uranium-238. Then you eat the match.

Gasoline is just uncontrollable and would certainly spell death

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Drink lighter fluid and then swallow a match

Just because it has dragon in its name doesn’t mean its a dragon.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Drink lighter fluid and then swallow a match

Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:

MFT doesnt know what he is talking about

what works is downing a cup of liquid cesium as fast as you possibly can
you will glow like a Christmas tree

You already posted that

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Drink lighter fluid and then swallow a match

Join the club.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Assume you had to marry one OTer, and spend the rest of your life with them. You'll live to the age of 100. You can't marry yourself. You can't divorce.

YES! NO ONE CAN TIE ME DOWN

I’M MY OWN MAN

DON’T NEED NO BITCH NAGGING ME FOR 100 YEARS

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Drink lighter fluid and then swallow a match

Originally posted by Casper_D:
Originally posted by Ouch_a_Ban:
Originally posted by Casper_D:

How do I blow out the flame. It’s starting to hurt.

Take pics and post

Then you’re on your own

But it’s not even glowing.

You’ll be one of the few failures
This usually works

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Drink lighter fluid and then swallow a match

Originally posted by Casper_D:

How do I blow out the flame. It’s starting to hurt.

Take pics and post

Then you’re on your own

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Assume you had to marry one OTer, and spend the rest of your life with them. You'll live to the age of 100. You can't marry yourself. You can't divorce.

Originally posted by Pokarnor:
Originally posted by Ouch_a_Ban:
Originally posted by Pokarnor:
Originally posted by Ouch_a_Ban:

I’d commit suicide.

You’ll live to the age of 100


Then I’ll marry whoever and then kill them. Technically not a divorce.


and spend the rest of your life with them


Then I’ll keep their body in a safe in my house.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Drink lighter fluid and then swallow a match

Originally posted by JoeySkywalker:

That match went out before I could swallow it

Keep trying to eat lit matches

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Drink lighter fluid and then swallow a match

You get a cool glow in the dark belly

Try it and tell me how it turns out

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Assume you had to marry one OTer, and spend the rest of your life with them. You'll live to the age of 100. You can't marry yourself. You can't divorce.

Originally posted by Pokarnor:
Originally posted by Ouch_a_Ban:

I’d commit suicide.

You’ll live to the age of 100


Then I’ll marry whoever and then kill them. Technically not a divorce.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should I download Spiral Knights? (Steam game)

Originally posted by Deadrights:
Originally posted by Ouch_a_Ban:

Is it free

yes

Then yes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / MFT and Van, there is only one way to settle this.

I want my 20 seconds back.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Should I download Spiral Knights? (Steam game)

Is it free

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Happy Manniversary OT

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:
Originally posted by Ouch_a_Ban:

It doesn’t.

Way to fail to be a stereotype.

What stereotype? Is it believed that black people are into black scottish cyclopses?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / That fat cannibal, or an imposter of her, slandered the great name of MFT

Originally posted by Casper_D:

Guis, it’s Van.

gujab

 
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Topic: Off-topic / That fat cannibal, or an imposter of her, slandered the great name of MFT

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:

What did Cocoa do now?

Originally posted by tinkid2:

Is it Cocoa?

As far as I know Cocoa does not eat either human nor whale flesh, whichever species she is.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / That fat cannibal, or an imposter of her, slandered the great name of MFT

So everyone paid the price of blasphemy

 

Topic: Off-topic / i am really starting to get into old music

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Topic: Off-topic / Happy Manniversary OT

It doesn’t.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Happy Manniversary OT

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:
Originally posted by Ouch_a_Ban:

TF2

gross

They have a “Scottish Black One Eyed Cyclopes”.

Is that supposed to appeal to me….?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / i am really starting to get into old music

Originally posted by Bartawe:

Absolutely all of it ?

Not watching any of those

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Happy Manniversary OT

TF2

gross