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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed / Why do Xeno uncommons suck so much cock?

Originally posted by bunky_luv_luv:
Originally posted by PsychoRaito:

No, ‘uncommon’ is the proper term because WMT is older.

Using leeches is older than antibiotics. You should use leeches.

Leeches still worked. Uneducated swine.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed / Why do Xeno uncommons suck so much cock?

Originally posted by jcm1117:

pretty sure its not just their “uncommons” that are good at giving oral pleasures. they are a faction FAR from saving. they would legit need like an apex/daemon fusion thats Jam/Pierce/Rally Xeno on a 1 delay, then another mothership/daemon fusion thats evade/armor/protect all xeno with 20 hp on a 2 delay. mayb then… mono xeno could have a slight chance.

Synapse did the same shit on WMT. Xeno is shit and Raider is master race.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed / Why do Xeno uncommons suck so much cock?

No, ‘uncommon’ is the proper term because WMT is older.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed / Why do Xeno uncommons suck so much cock?

Chicken. They drain fluids from cocks and hens.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed / Why do Xeno uncommons suck so much cock?

They’re uncommons, don’t let Synapse fool you.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed / Why do Xeno uncommons suck so much cock?

And why are they neglected in favor of Raiders? Lookin’ at you Blitz Plate. 10/10/2 and Armored 3 is pretty tough to beat. Terminator Mech can’t compete. Brood Whatever is alright, but gets crippled by Evade.

Blitz Plate has no true weakness. It is akin to the WMT days of Sundering Orges.

So, back to the title. Why do Spectre, Glaive and Pathrazer suck so much donkey scrotum? Why do they not get the double/quad treatment? Turn Glaive into an Armor eater with frikkin’ pierce 20 and high poison damage, but low attack.

Give Pathrazer and Spectre Strike All/Rally All respectively. It’s not like they’d be powerhouses with the likes of Lord Halcyon around.

On that note, what the hell is the point of Enhancing Evade? Cards that have Evade usually end up having 2 or 3 anyways.

Why not have Enhance Pierce to counter the fucktons of Armor and Protect stacking? Holy invasion of privacy, Constantine. That Vigil doesn’t need more bulk.

Further, when are you going to bring in the likes of Disease? This game is horribly unbalanced. A drunk tight-rope walker could balance better than this while a tiger plays tennis with his scrotum.

/rant

 
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Topic: Tyrant / Fish are friends, not food.

Hope is my greastest strengthness.

 
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Topic: Tyrant / Fish are friends, not food.

Originally posted by Sighaknight:
Originally posted by Novellean:

I need a TL/DR summary

1200+ posts of ‘look at me, I’m edgy’

 
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Topic: Tyrant / Fish are friends, not food.

Post your protest on the protest post.

 
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Topic: Tyrant / Fish are friends, not food.

Inb4 hh alt.

 
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Topic: Tyrant / Fish are friends, not food.

The first step to solving a problem is to recognize and identify that there is one. The second step is to grab an eraser.

Now, your eraser will vary from problem to problem. For example, to erase a shit stain from your white pants that Geogre Clooney wiped off with after ne finished plowing your dad, you’ll need bleach. Consume the bleach.

More relevant to this forum however, there is still a gaping goatse of a problem when it comes to the rampant cheating. As other players have pointed out, the Admins will not force Synapse to moderate their games. Players have little they can do as well. The only they can fight back is to use the same weapons.

Most cheaters simply load up Tyrant on multiple screens with multiple accounts in order to boost their score in a tournament. Others run macros in order to do cheating on a larger level, sometimes even having 50 bots running a train on your faction at the same time.

However, as I look at the player base, many of us are simple ineffecient botters. We build ‘auto’ decks using our ‘optimizers’ to take the little work we need to do out of the game. Argue all you want, but that optimizer plays the game for you. All you do is click the mission.

Enough of that, though. We need a solution. The most effective, but most difficult, is a mass agreement to spam both forums with pleas, directed at Synapse, to stop or punish the cheating. I feel like this is the only option to activitely get their attention.

It’s called a ‘protest’. It is the same thing that people do in front of corrupt/wrongful businesses. This isn’t exactly the same, but Americans, at least, are allowed their freedom of assembly. Other countries may have restrictions on this, but America allows it… unless it doesn’t cover the interwebs, then that idea is gone.

Another solution is boycott. Quit playing, quit spending, discourage others. Don’t start a faction war, a raid, a single mission. The game does not exist and will not exist if it stays in the state it is in. This is legal as well. You cannot be forced to buy or play something you dislike.

I see no other solutions. Hopefully, the threat of either if these is enough to at least get a statement from Synapse on why they allow cheating. Hell, if they allow it for money, then they’re just as corrupt as the US Congress. Essentially, they’re accepting bribes in order to allow players to cheat. That’s illegal, I’m pretty sure.

Yeah, nothing is going to change if we just sit around. Stop locking my threads and find a sense of humor, piss-ants.

 
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Topic: Tyrant / Upgrade Thules.

Originally posted by darkfang77:

lol attention seeker PR* whines about mammoth tanks… wants a card not affected MT’s weaken to be upgraded

#dathypocrisy

Mod testing. How far can I go before trolling is obvious to the community, but allowed by mods?

 
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Topic: Tyrant / Free Speech

What is freedom of expression?

Without freedom to offend, it doesn’t exist.

 

Topic: Tyrant / I have a confession to make, again.

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Topic: Tyrant / I have a confession to make, again.

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Topic: Tyrant / Upgrade Thules.

> Psycho

 
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Topic: Tyrant / Upgrade Thules.

Legion 3 or 0/6/1

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed / [Dev] Unleashed coming to Web!

Originally posted by Aleye:

With this doesn’t it make it easier to bot the game? Also, I hope switching to web doesn’t lower the quality of the game. The quality of the UI between WMT and TU was a big factor in why i didnt like WMT. And maybe you should consider a version downloadable rather than browser based. The Mac app store could use some more good games.

It’s not WMT that was at fault. The blame rests on the devs for partially abandoning the game for TU.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed / I have a confession to make.

  • I love the feel of warm credit cards resting on my nipples.
  • I love sliding pickle slices down the crack of my ass.
  • I did not have relations with that woman.
 
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Topic: Tyrant / Surprise, surprise, ECB cheats again

> Asks mods to not lock thread.

> Quote pyramid begun.

Genius.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed / Wyrmhold: Dafuq is this?

Thanks for the help, but I was shocked when my Apex was made useless.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed / Wyrmhold: Dafuq is this?

I’ve been using Empress, 2 Lv 5/6 Pantheons, Havoc, Dreadship, Sanctuary an Blitz Plate. Everything is at least Lv 4.

The problem isn’t my cards. It’s the “holy shit” jump fromHeal/Protect 1 to All 1 and then 2.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed / Wyrmhold: Dafuq is this?

Beat what?

 
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Topic: Tyrant / What card would change the meta by removing a skill?

Jetu alt confirmed.

 
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Topic: Tyrant Unleashed / Wyrmhold: Dafuq is this?

Originally posted by Loop_Stratos:

PR, you should troll these forums instead of playing.

It wouldn’t be trolling. It would be biased hatred. I hate what Synapse has done to both games.