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Topic: Off-topic / I like cold showers.

Originally posted by VoodooCoffeeGuy:

I always take cold showers, because my body temperature is like half a degree higher than average and my parents never turn down the thermometer.

It’s just because they’re older and their circulation is slower. That’s why old people always move to places where it’s hot as fuck at all times.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What did you get for christmas? (Post if you got one.)

Originally posted by hamuka:

This is not at all a complete list, but so far I got these:

A bunch of books, candy, a phone charger, a remote-controlled helicopter (a.k.a. a drone) and a headphone that actually works and makes everything sound so loud that setting volume to 40% was still not enough to make it bearable.

Of course the thing I like the most is the headphone.

Why did you get a phone charger? Was your old one broken or something?

Also, it’s headphones. It’s always plural. Like pants. You don’t say “I bought a pant”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What did you get for christmas? (Post if you got one.)

I made a short list of all the things I got.

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    Topic: Off-topic / A Jolly Christmas on OT: Chapter 3. (OT Fanfic) (NSFW come at your own risk)

    Originally posted by niceman555:
    Originally posted by Mikkmar:

    Wait. What. Why am I a survivalist? Because I live in Estonia?

    No. You are a survivalist cause you are a well trained man who is too good for towns and cities.

    You think I did that cause you were from Estonia?

    No, it was simply because it was the only reason I could think of.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / A Jolly Christmas on OT: Chapter 3. (OT Fanfic) (NSFW come at your own risk)

    Wait. What. Why am I a survivalist? Because I live in Estonia?

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / A Jolly Christmas on OT: Chapter 2. (OT Fanfic)

    You promised to have more sex in this one.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / What did you get for christmas? (Post if you got one.)

    Originally posted by Battleship203:
    Originally posted by Mikkmar:
    Originally posted by Battleship203:
    Originally posted by niceman555:

    Its 4:16 AM EST.

    Not alot of people celebrate Christmas beyond Europe so unless your opening your presents early or you made a pact with the devil i dont know how you managed to do that so early.

    (HowdoIexplainthis) You should realize that in hungary, Christmas day is in dec 24 and I celebrate christmas in that day.

    Thats why I got my presents early.

    Why is every single Hungarian on kong a shitposter?

    Bruh thats the other way around.

    Every shitposter on Kong is a Hungarian? No, it’s not correct the other way around.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / HERE'S A SPOILER KIDDIES

    Originally posted by KingZeldar3:

    Possible reasons he might not exist

    • Going around the world to every home, consuming milk & cookies placing presents or coal under trees and in stockings within one night
    • Many different Santas at malls
    • Rides a sleigh in the air aided by flying reindeer
    • He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake (Meaning he somewhow has ways of observing every individual on the planet)
    • Has a sack of toys that contains every human on earth’s gifts
    • Santa is known to be well-rounded, yet goes down chimneys
    • Is he human? He is known to have white hair, he looks old in depictions. How long has he been on this earth?
    • Hardly any photographic evidence has been displayed within the media, yet he’s supposedly been here for a long time
    • I personally do not often see teenagers or adults sit on Santa’s lap at the mall to request items from him and to take photos with him

    All of this just doesn’t add up for me.

    It’s all ✨magic✨

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / What did you get for christmas? (Post if you got one.)

    Originally posted by Battleship203:
    Originally posted by niceman555:

    Its 4:16 AM EST.

    Not alot of people celebrate Christmas beyond Europe so unless your opening your presents early or you made a pact with the devil i dont know how you managed to do that so early.

    (HowdoIexplainthis) You should realize that in hungary, Christmas day is in dec 24 and I celebrate christmas in that day.

    Thats why I got my presents early.

    Why is every single Hungarian on kong a shitposter?

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / I like cold showers.

    I usually like them about 40-45°C
    So, not hot. I don’t like cold water. At all.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / A Jolly Christmas on OT. (OT Fanfic)

    CTRL+F Mikkmar No results

    Thank god.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / WE NEED TO PURGE OT OF AUTISTS, JEWS AND SUMMERFAGS

    Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:

    WE MUST PURGE OT OF CESARCURADO!

    Yeah. You should go with him.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / Autism.

    Originally posted by niceman555:

    check out auti-sim http://www.kongregate.com/games/taykad/auti-sim?acomplete=auti

    I always wondered why the playground in the world was just a playground home to kiddie Slenderman in a small wooded area in a world of greenery and a couple of hills.

    Also, the screaming of the children never ends.

    Oh, yeah, also, you’re a cylinder.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / Autism.

    Originally posted by K_i_c_k:

    Does autism even exist? Or is it just some bullshit created to make smart kids feel bad In a system where education and intellectualism is regulated, examined, measured, restricted, etc.

    You’re not serious, are you?

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / I have just thought of the best idea I'll ever have.

    Originally posted by Pokerpo:
    Originally posted by niceman555:

    Ill get Aguspal and maowee

    you forgot yourslef.

    And Pokerpo.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / Mods is Asleep.

    Originally posted by K_i_c_k:
    Originally posted by Mikkmar:
    Originally posted by niceman555:
    Originally posted by adv0catus:

    I thought this was a Gabidou thread.


    Meh. Gabi, K_i_c_k, what’s the difference, really.


    I don’t know, Who is Gabi?

    Gabidou99. Gabi is a contraction of Gabidou, his username sans the numbers. It should’ve been really obvious who it was about if you had actually read the post I quoted.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / Mods is Asleep.

    Originally posted by niceman555:
    Originally posted by adv0catus:

    I thought this was a Gabidou thread.

    Meh. Gabi, K_i_c_k, what’s the difference, really.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / WE NEED TO PURGE OT OF AUTISTS, JEWS AND SUMMERFAGS

    Originally posted by KingCuradoXXX:
    Originally posted by BurntShoe:
    Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

    Well, tell me how you contribute.

    I don’t make the world a worse place for one.

    Oh, you don’t?
    We’re all people, don’t be racist. You’re probably still in your mom’s basement.

    >jews
    >autists
    >"dont be racist"

    what

    The jews form an ethnic group, too. Being raised a jew doesn’t automatically make you have frilly hair and a big nose.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / Kongristmas Secret Greg 2014 - 31/35* presents GIVEN! Happy Kongristmas!

    Originally posted by Holy2334:
    Originally posted by Mikkmar:
    Originally posted by Holy2334:
    Originally posted by abraaz:

    Coal and popcorn seems like a weird mix of products to sell.

    Oh I normally hold the popcorn business. Santa gave me a big bag of coal and told me to give them to OT. Idk why though….. so instead of selling them we can use them as rocks.

    Why would we use coal as… Rocks? Wait, how do you even use something as a rock? You can use a rock as something, but you can’t use something as a rock.

    Point is, coal is worth a bit, so, selling it is obviously the smart thing to do.

    You can throw it at the people who haven’t sent gifts. Maybe set it on fire too. Then you got flamining rocks.

    Surely throwing the burning lumps of coal would extinguish them? Besides, even if it doesn’t, I doubt it’d do much once it hits you and just falls onto the ground.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / A new year, a new kongregate

    Originally posted by niceman555:

    Day 740 (Days since my first post on OT):

    I think they are starting to notice me. When im jotting down many of these creatures of off topic I always find 1 autistic furry out of every 3 people i meet. One tried to fondle my balls, and another kept yelling “Fuck” for no reason. I just want to get out of this place, however i got here.

    Skiller seems to be a shoe-in for the second person, but who tried to fondle your balls?

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / Merry Christmas

    Originally posted by Immortal7777:
    Originally posted by Mikkmar:
    Originally posted by Immortal7777:
    Originally posted by Mikkmar:

    Play Adventurequest again and try to train all classes to max level, get to level 75 and then try to gather some new gear because most of my gear is level 60 right now.

    Otherwise… Visit my uncle, masturbate, look for some chill DnB, idk.

    I was working on that but I can’t decide what kingdom I want to join or the martial arts style.

    I have everything but Assassin (too high level), knight (doing it), martial artist, ninja, pirate, the new vampire slayer subclasses, wizard and dracomancer done.

    Yeah, got a bit to go.

    So what kingdom are you going to choose? Stormfallen? Rend? Daren? Granemor? I am stuck at lv 5 because I can’t make up my mind.

    and course I have choose between NightHunter and ShadowSlayer

    I’m prob gonna choose Deren because the wiki said the equipment you summon automatically changes the element to the one your enemy is likely to be weak against.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / [LEAKED] Image of North Koreans reacting to #TheInterview!

    Originally posted by Gabidou99:

    What the heck is “The Interview”? Why everyone keep talking about that.

    Google can help you in situations like thid, frend :^)

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / WE NEED TO PURGE OT OF AUTISTS, JEWS AND SUMMERFAGS

    Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

    Well, if you run it, you run it to the ground. So, sure, go ahead.

    Says the Yuropoor. How’s life under Shariah law?

    I don’t know, Abdul, tell me.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / WE NEED TO PURGE OT OF AUTISTS, JEWS AND SUMMERFAGS

    Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
    Originally posted by Mikkmar:
    Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
    Originally posted by Thunderpool:

    Jews? Summer***s? Austists? How anti-Semitic, anti-disaabality and anti-whatever/.

    >Implying being anti-semitic is bad
    >Implying being ableist is bad

    Sign me up, I’m going to the beach.

    >implying Murka isn’t run by judes

    It is run by the Jews. That’s why we need to kill them.

    Well, if you run it, you run it to the ground. So, sure, go ahead.

     
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    Topic: Off-topic / WE NEED TO PURGE OT OF AUTISTS, JEWS AND SUMMERFAGS

    Originally posted by Ubermorgen:
    Originally posted by Thunderpool:

    Jews? Summer***s? Austists? How anti-Semitic, anti-disaabality and anti-whatever/.

    >Implying being anti-semitic is bad
    >Implying being ableist is bad

    Sign me up, I’m going to the beach.

    >implying Murka isn’t run by judes