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Topic: Off-topic / TheDarknessBelow AMA

When did you realize that potatoes are truly the food of gods?

Originally posted by ShinichiEdogawa:

Why are there so many AMAs all of a sudden?

Everyone’s jumping on the bandwagon since they all want attention and they were reminded of a way to get it.

Great, the last time I made an AMA, it got locked because suddenly everyone decided to make one, too.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / rate the above poster

Would be better if he wasn’t a spammer or obsessed with me. Though those seem to be his only defining traits, so.
0/10

 
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Topic: Off-topic / if australians need to look at the sun...

If they need to point towards it at a specific time at night where the Sun is, in fact, in the same direction relative to them as the core of the earth, then yes. Otherwise, if it’s day in Australia or anywhere closer to dawn or twilight than that specific time, no.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Mafefe AMA

How many crows have you masturbated to today?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Departing Thread

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Nicemaim555:
Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by Nicemaim555:

Yeah.
I’m here again.
There really isnt much shit to do here anymore. It’s kind of… boring. Boring as fuck.
Nothing interesting is going on, even Amane has stopped spamming porn weekly. I’ve been inactive for like the past few days, and the reason why is because OT is getting bland. I’m not saying im leaving, but im probably gonna be a lot less inactive.

Why you have no avatar now?

Why you have no brain now?

What?

Dude that is not even question. You have no avatar… It just an empty grey square… Everyone else has proper avatats.

He does have one, it just didn’t load properly for you or something.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [ROUND 74] DoomlordKravoka vs. Holy2334

Definitely Krav.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Things that piss you off

Also, people in general.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do people complain about music today being trash?

It’s because people don’t even try to look for music they like, they only look at the popular artists like Bieber and Lady Gaga or whoever and go “Yup, literally every one of this age’s artists is shit”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / worst newfeg

Do I still count as a newfag?

 

Topic: Off-topic / ElectroElectronics-Tf2 Gunslinger

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Topic: Off-topic / There's always a solution.

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Topic: Off-topic / AHA! No achievements for skyrim!

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Maybe i will make a movie where after it ends and people will get up to leave but wait! They didnt see the movie BACKWARDS so i will play it again and then at 2x speed. Then 4 5. Look at how i extended the life of the movie. Oh yes i hate ingame achievements as wee. Just because some people have fallen for it and sold their soul to those filthy achievements doesnt mean i will. The purpose of the game was to do the content they created. Achievements were just tacked on by steam or xbox. I prefer games that dont rely on this bullshit

Hey, I don’t like Kongpanions. I purposefully play the badge of the day games in incognito tabs. I don’t make threads telling those people that they sold their soul to satan, though.

Besides, most achievements I see are either interesting challenges or things you’re going to do over time anyway. If it’s not either one of those and it sounds boring, I just don’t get it. Simple as that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You’re an active complimenter.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / AHA! No achievements for skyrim!

Why do you think it matters so much? Even if the content is “artificial”, it entertains people. That’s the whole point of games.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Things that piss you off

Meemfags.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the reason that blond girls are stupid

How’d the blonde chick break her foot while raking leaves?

She fell down from the tree.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the TRUTH about why amane hates estonians.

Originally posted by Holy2334:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by divineamane12:

Bump

WHY are you bumping even threads about hating you?


No idea if he even checks the names of the threads he bumps.

I think that he’s doing that so that they can get locked and removed by bumping them.

Why would he care about a thread that was on the 3rd page or so and a thread from 2½ months ago, though?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What are your summer plans?/brag thread

Originally posted by Gabidou99:

Browse internet.

Play video games.

Eat.

Drink.

Sleep.

…And get comfy and think about Gardevoir.

You’re just asking for people to pick on you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the TRUTH about why amane hates estonians.

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by divineamane12:

Bump

WHY are you bumping even threads about hating you?


No idea if he even checks the names of the threads he bumps.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: discuss hair color

Dark brown.

Originally posted by occooa:

which hair

The one on the left.

 

Topic: Off-topic / There's always a solution.

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Topic: Off-topic / Body dysmorphic disorder

Originally posted by occooa:
Originally posted by MTCNIM:

tits > ass

I agree. I’m not particularly attracted to strangers in general, but if I had to choose, it would not be the fat deposits that surround a poop-spouting orifice.

Originally posted by curadocesar3:

when will u blow me cocoa

Now.

Your tits are right below a shit-spouting orifice, though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My boss is evil

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:

What, am I supposed to add 60x regular size bolded text saying “I know this is a joke.” at the top of whatever I say when I get the joke, but don’t make it blatantly obvious?

well. . . making a joke back would of been more fun

Seeming unfunnily serious when confronted with a joke is something I should stop doing, yes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My boss is evil

What, am I supposed to add 60x regular size bolded text saying “I know this is a joke.” at the top of whatever I say when I get the joke, but don’t make it blatantly obvious?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My boss is evil

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by 15man:

this may be hard for you two to understand. . .
BUT I’M MAKING A FUCKING JOKE!
if this were a real issue i wouldn’t be posting it on ot!
i kinda thought. . .
you know. . . when people read
snaps fingers “dang it, i can’t look at porn and play games at work. my boss is evil”
they would of noticed. . .
but. . .
hey you learn something new every day right?

It’s pretty obvious, especially considering you implied that the others on your software team were also furries.

should i even go into what’s wrong with that?

Yes.

if you like star trek
you’re not a trekky.
you’re a trekky when you LOVE the show, have all the toys, every dvd ect.
keep that in mind
now my few co-workers are just good people who don’t hate the art style
and like me. giggle like a little kid at the idea “were looking at porn at work”

Okay, so you just watch furry porn with you friends at work. Sure.

Still seemed pretty obvious that you were trying to make a joke.