Recent posts by Mikkmar on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Which OTer would you sleep with IRL?

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

Somene unlikely to beat me up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOW do video games cause violence?

Originally posted by Hallucent:

Can’t tell if troll or moron…

A hint of the first, overwhelmingly obvious proof of the second.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You’d really fit in at SD.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sex

Of course you don’t.
M. Bison, “Yes! Yes!”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / HOW do video games cause violence?

Originally posted by TheEnigmaticOne:

MaoWEE is a wimminz

I SINCERELY doubt that, Disturbed fan. No woman would be this lacking, not even if they were trying to troll, and I’ve witnessed some pretty horrid women.

Hey. Hey, dude. Shut up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sex

Originally posted by TheAznSensation:

Yes, yes, yes.

Originally posted by Hallucent:

Yes, Yes, Yes

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Hulk is now the main character of your favorite movie. How would that change it?

Green enough to be an ogre, I guess.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Any of ur family members who mede u feel annoyed?

Originally posted by Pokerpo:

my brother is a shitfucker who complains when ur talking to him but could never stop asking u questions.
i tried to kill him on several occasions but my butter knife wasnt sharp enough

Guess it runs in the family.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sex

Yes, no, yes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Tinychat Thread (OOTT)

http://tinychat.com/ssee/eeb4a5/a4/zamininc/kongregationtc/07-28-2014
srs bsns

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could meet any kong user IRL who would u meet?

Somene unlikely to beat me up.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I have no mouth, and I must scream.

Originally posted by CrowbarOfJustice:

Read the title
immediately thought of this

i will read your story though, just give me a second. It looks interesting soo far.

Get the image on puush, prtscr or Imgur or something.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

Nazionalist. Zionist.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What gabidou plays in his spare time.

He plays with himself to Gardevoir.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THE OFFICIAL OFF TOPIC ANTI-ZIONIST THREAD

Originally posted by Aldir:

UK will reach based status if UKIP wins. We can only hope.

Whatever you say, Jamal.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Tinychat Thread (OOTT)

Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by ReallyIntoBooks:
Originally posted by Gabidou99:
Originally posted by superfastjelly:

Stop denying you slipped up you furry loving autistic fuck. We all saw it, it isn’t a fucking edit, get over it.

You don’t have a proof, you fuck.

Oh btw if anyone want to chat a bit I’m here

The screenshot is proof though, that really happened
Lag or not I didn’t edit it.

You don’t have a proof you didn’t edit it.

What COULD prove he didn’t edit it?
Just give up already and admit to your mistake.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Got Milk?

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by cesarcurado:
Originally posted by aguspal:

Quite a coincidence, but I am eating milk right now, fitting…

cool
you are eating milk
like, ice cream?

No, just plain milk.

I am not in the mood for ice cream today, its fucking winter after all here!!!!!

He was pointing out that one does not EAT milk. It is a liquid. One DRINKS liquids.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I thought "to decimate" means "to reduce to 10%"

Originally posted by Hallucent:

Yes.

Each cohort was comprised of 480 soldiers, and these were divided into groups of 10. Each group of 10 was forced to murder one of their own, essentially by picking names out of a hat.

Unless you’re joking, why use percentages when it’s easier to say “They choose the training dummy out of the bunch and have the others train on him”?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I thought "to decimate" means "to reduce to 10%"

Originally posted by Hallucent:

Yep. It was something practiced by the Roman military for desertion.

Apparently 10% of the soldiers were selected from a group, and the other 90% were forced to murder him by stoning him to death.

So, each group consisted of 10 people?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Got Milk?

Mega milk.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / the official KONGregate Thread for disCussing other websites (KONGTC)

Newgrounds actually gets good new games instead of shitty MMORPGS and Papa’s Fecerias.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who's That OTer?!

Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:

Rolby? I mean, I’ve seen him in a couple of TC pics and he has the Cultus ov Rolbus thing or whatever.
Otherwise,

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

Luke


how do u know about cultus ov rolbus? spy.

I know all and see all.

Also, I’m Gabidou.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How do you feel when you see a fat person

In general, they’re not horrible and they’re older people who don’t get to or aren’t allowed to exercise, so I ignore it. But a few days ago, I saw a hamplanet in a mall behind a computer. Her gravitational pull was probably the only way she could get some D.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your lucky number?

Originally posted by CowFriend:

Were you in military school or something?

No, it’s just a systematic thing in Asia. Your seat’s usually assigned by your number and it’s easier to identify a student.

>Asia
Close enough.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your lucky number?

Originally posted by CowFriend:

11. It’s the day of the month that I was born and also my number when I was in elementary school.

my number when I was in elementary school.

Were you in military school or something?