Recent posts by FSmiley on Kongregate

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Topic: Technical Support / Badge of the Day not awarding!

Happening to me as well, and since it is a badge I already have I cannot send in a screenshot with the “missing badge” help ticket process.

 
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Topic: King's Bounty: Legions / The Giant Turnip

This is a story as old as any, fraught with peril and danger a plenty.
A turnip is the hero, unlikely I know, but follow along as this tale unfolds.
A meaty vegetable with a purple top, this rutabaga would never stop.
Uprooting itself from the ground, the unturned earth was all Grandpa found.
“My turnip was stolen, woe to us all.” Wailed Grandpa with a sorrowful call.
Grandma shed many a tear, for a boiled dinner was ruined she feared.
But they never knew this root named Neep, had a mission most deep.
For its midi-chlorians were off the chart, and the force had ordained this turnip a part . . .
In the upcoming saga the world its stage, to stop the great evil before it could be engaged.
So boldly forth young Neep strode, making his way across many a rode.
His destination was no chance, he went straight to Skywalker Ranch.
Another trilogy was on Lucas’ mind, the force scrambled for a hero to find.
That unlikely hero in young Neep, the midi-chlorians woke him from his sleep . . .
Found him facing this great threat, the world would soon be in his debt.
A great battle of minds was fought, and young Neep took over Lucas’ thoughts.
Got him to sell it all to Disney, young Neep had saved the film industry,
From another disaster that many knew not, for many a fool had bought,
Into Lucas’ tripe that he sold us a story that needed to be told.
Before this mistake could be made again, praise this turnip for in the end –
His life was greater than Grandmas dinner, and in his quest he was the winner.
So rest easy for both the rich and the poor, will not have to suffer another Star Wars.

 
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Topic: King's Bounty: Legions / Add Friends!!

Feel free to add me.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Chat still loading..

Chat never loads (stays at “Chat connection failed!” message). Plug stays red. Badges won’t update. Alert message “You are not yet connected to Kongregate’s chat & score submission servers.” pops up (nothing in the suggestions work).

I can play the games just fine. I can log into the site just fine. I just cannot get any badges to update nor connect to any chat for any game. (Running Windows XP SP3 and IE8).

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Chat still loading..

Windows XP sp3 and IE 8

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Not connecting to Chat and Achievment System

I’m now getting a “Yellow” plug in the upper corner and can get the badges to recognize me, but I cannot connect to Chat and it still looks like I am not logged in at the top of the screen (but my user id shows up in paranthesis next to the yellow plug icon).

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Not connecting to Chat and Achievment System

Same here (only using IE 8). Reinstalled Flash, no change, reboot, no change. Across the top, it doesn’t show me as logged in like it does here in the forums, and the chat just cycles at “Joining Room” though it does show a yellow plug with my user name in Parenthesis.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / A problem loading chat.

IE 8, no add-ons, cleared the cache and cannot join the chat room for any new game I try (as such cannot complete any of the badges).

Odd though, for games I have played in the past I can join the chat room fine (no problem in Tyrant even after clearing all the cache/temp internet files for example and have been playing that one for a while now). Just seems to be any new game.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Platform Racing 2 Badge

I wasn’t doing the campaign, thanks for that bit of info.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Platform Racing 2 Badge

Hey folks, question about the New York Minute badge. Anyone know which “It’s New York” you have to beat?

Searching for It’s New York on the Carina server yields over 30 results. I’ve tried a bunch but none of them are giving me the badge. Just curious if anyone can specify which exactly of the maps is the one I have to beat.

Thanks