Recent posts by FireAndSunshine on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Have you committed any felonies, OT?

Originally posted by Immortal7777:

Yes, I took the tags off of my mattress! I’m a bad man! You had better watch your back because I’m not above breaking the law. Nobody knows that I took the tag off though.

That isn’t illegal if it’s your mattress.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to be vegard20

Originally posted by Maik50:

1. live in the netherlands

He lives in Norway

You serious, bro?
 
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Topic: Off-topic / This poor kid on Facebook

A+++ job censoring the profile photos, brosephs.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why can't I do this on the forums?

==stuff here==

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Havent Fapped For 2 Days

We’re in Egyppppppppt!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Assassins Creed 3 Thinks Everyone is American

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:
Originally posted by JohnRulz:

Most of ubisoft’s audience is american. So you can expect them to target their main audience.
And Washington might not have been a very good general overall, but he knew how to retreat. His retreat from New York is one of the greatest of all time.

That sounds more French than France
France has been badass in history, though

Knowing when to retreat is a vital military strategy. There is no honor in pointless suicide missions.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / Assassins Creed 3 Thinks Everyone is American

Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:

i wouldn’t know because i was fortunate enough to be born in glorious americaland

Seriously. America is fucking awesome.
 

Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Your darkest secret.

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Topic: Off-topic / how much do you lift?

5 times a week.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The most viewed youtube video of all time

Originally posted by Aldir:

All most viewed videos are shit pop songs. Fuck I hate humanity.

Oh no, *pop*ular songs are so bad.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / >That feel when you have an 89.56% average in biology

Originally posted by MadJedi:
Originally posted by BobTehStoner:

Why is 90% a borderline pass/fail

Certain programs with strict criteria require a high average as a condition of entry. Although a grade may not be considered as being within the pass/fail borderline, it might become a problem when applying to programs with very limited places.

Precisely. I get placed on academic probation if I don’t get an A in this class.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / >That feel when you have an 89.56% average in biology

dicsucc times when you’re borderline pass/fail.

 

Topic: Off-topic / I Have Scary Dreams

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Topic: Off-topic / >Something stuck under left eye

Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:

did you forget to close your eyes when he busted?

No.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / >Something stuck under left eye

Originally posted by MFThomas_v2:

was it fat?

No.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / >Something stuck under left eye

>Spend 45 minutes trying to dig it out
>Eye trauma causes my left eyelid to droop
>MFW

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Have Scary Dreams

You’re secretly gay.

Originally posted by necrobestiality:

OP gave me a raging hard on.

Twist: You were the girl in OP’s dream.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How tall is Kongregate?

5’10" master race.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you committed any felonies, OT?

attractive

Whoa now, let’s not flatter ourselves too much.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Marry, Fuck, Kill

Originally posted by necrobestiality:

None of the above.

You have to choose. I’m sorry.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to troll republicans

It’s funny because it isn’t true.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Marry, Fuck, Kill

Alex, Vegard, MadJedi

 
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Topic: Off-topic / people who advocate for weed to be legalized

Originally posted by necrobestiality:

Basically.
Hell, alcohol is legal, and I’ve seen many people get violent from drinking alcohol, and exactly zero people get violent from smoking weed.

and exactly zero people get violent from smoking weed.

Well…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / american people who say "mate"

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:

b-but i say comrade

Aye, komrade. For the motherland.
 
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Topic: Off-topic / i had a dream where i ate an entire carton of ice cream in real time

Originally posted by Aldir:

hoho vanilla brownie blast sounds wrong

That’s just MFT describing what his parents did to conceive him.