Topic: Off-topic /
Dark Jokes Thread
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was lonely.
What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? Cancer.
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out?