Recent posts by scorchx on Kongregate

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Topic: Realm Grinder / WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS UPGRADE?!?!?

It’s not as bad as one April Fools from the Kingdom of Loathing, the april fools joke was that your familiar randomly transformed during battle to other forms. Sounds harmless, right?

Nope.

Some people do 100% familiar runs, when they complete the entire game without changing familiars. One user took to the forum, ranting that the joke had just ruined a month long 100% black cat run. Boy, was he pissed.

 
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Topic: Realm Grinder / Lightning strike bug

Damn it. I just did the math and realised I made a miscalculation. My bad.

 
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Topic: Realm Grinder / Lightning strike bug

Okay, so I just started a new run to do the titan challenge, and I get my mana up and I cast lightning strike, the spellbox says I’d get 1.578m faction coins, I’m only earning about 100k faction coins.

Funny thing, it was working fine 10 minutes ago.

 
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Topic: Realm Grinder / System time malfunction

Guess I got lucky then, this is the first error I’ve had since launch…..well, timestamp error that is.

 
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Topic: Realm Grinder / System time malfunction

Not sure what’s up, but RG is giving me grief with offline time, it even claimed my local save was over 5000 days out of sync with the cloud save, which is bull, my PC time is correct and the game isn’t even a year old, never mind over 10 years old, as the game seems to be thinking.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Have you completed any impossible badges?

One, years ago. Can’t even remember if it was legit or not.

I used to cheat a lot back then.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Awful Chat Mods

Shit, if you think mods are bad here, try visiting GameFAQS.

On GameFAQS, a topic like this would be closed within 2 minutes and the poster would receive a warning. I got a month ban for criticising the mods for not doing their job. One user was constantly trolling a friends topics, I reported him many times, nobody acted. I reported him again with the comment of “What does it take to get you mods to pay attention? Do I have to travel to America and shoot the person bullying my friend?”

And I got banned for threatening behaviour. Even though nobody but the mod could see it.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / [Announcement] Scheduled downtime on 1/26 at 6am PST

Originally posted by MaginManiac7:

This isn’t enough time to prepare, even with my contigency plans in place I don’t know if I have enough videogames to last me 4 hours. ;_;

Tip: Google for your favorate kongregate flash games that you wish to play in the downtime, because 90% of the time they exist on other sites.

Transfer your flash saves and viola, you can play the game elsewhere and retransfer your data when kongregates back.

 
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Topic: Gravitee Wars Online / Enough is enough

Every game that I come across is always the same bananas, badly created farming maps. Last one took 3 minutes for the lovely host to load, he got first shot and wiped out 4 of my guys, then a bot nuked the entire map.

God ******* cookie it, this sucks. I got 10 exp and didn’t even get a turn, and it’s happened multiple times playing the game. I left for a few months because of it, but it’s still the same flower. People don’t even seem to play for fun anymore.

Also, stop teaming up, you playful cowards. If you want a team game, play 2V2, but stop ganging up on players in a free for all.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Winter '15 Suggestion Thread

I have a suggestion, the ability to separate flash and unity games when browsing the site.

I speak for myself, but know others also have problems with unity, myself and some friends just can’t get the damn thing to cooperate and I figured a filter would be nice, like they use at Arcade pre-hacks.

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Filter options?

Is their any kind of onsite filter we can use to seperate Unity from flash games? My PC hates unity and won’t load it, despite loading it in the past.

The last update for Unity kind of ruined it…and yes, my PC is older, so any trolls here, get the “Uh, it’s your PC thats the problem” crap out of your system, because I don’t really care for your shit right now.

 
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Topic: Reactor idle / boiler house vs generator 2

Boiler houses can be useful as emergency heatsinks imo.

I used to stick them behind generators that were prone to overheating, they can absorb heat before the generator explodes.

I don’t use them anymore, as I have water coolent systems now.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Free kreds my ass!

Every survey says I don’t qualify, it’s a scam to get my details.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Free kreds my ass!

I’ve just tried to complete multiple different free kred offers and all what’s happened is I’ve wasted my time.

Is this entire thing just a scam to get my personal details, because if I start getting additional spam, I may just feel like suing.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Unity is such a temperamental pile of crap

Yes, but it’s not just my computer, several computers in my family have had this problem, a wide variety of models and OS’s (Windows Vista and up). The solution is usually to do a system restore and it usually works, but I’m quite frankly sick of messing around with my system to get this frigging thing working.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / Unity is such a temperamental pile of crap

Okay, once every few months the same s**t happens, Unity suddenly stops working for me entirely, installing and reinstalling doesn’t do jack.

Now, Chrome and Safari won’t load it, the browsers both insist I use Firefox…WHICH WON’T LOAD IT EITHER!

God damn it, why do developers insist on using it, can’t they use something more stable?

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Corrupt a Wish: CH Edition

You get a pony made of mozzarella. Rats eat it alive.

I wish I had an non corruptible wish.

 
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Topic: Clicker Heroes / Corrupt a Wish: CH Edition

Originally posted by ninjaman3210:
Originally posted by fposte2:

granted he’s chuck norris he has you do almost impossible excersizes i wish that ipwnurmom2211 corrupted my last wish

He corrupts your wish, but both forgets to wish himself and corrupts it badly. The entire thread is ruined eternally.
I wish for an air powered jetpack that is non-combustible and explosion-proof.

Your wish is granted, your Jetpack is explosion proof and non combustible. The Jetpack however can’t generate enough thrust to compensate for the extra weight caused to make it non-combustible and explosion proof and therefore can’t fly.

I wish for a sandwich.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Idle / clicker games list

Originally posted by ffejpsycho:

Oh Yeah, cant get enough of that “stare at my screen in stupor” action ;)

Originally posted by DonutKnight:

Not the games for me.

Originally posted by DonutKnight:

Not the games for me.

While I understand that idle games are not for everybody and some people dislike them, I always wonder why in topics like this, where the topic title clearly states what the subject is about, you still get people coming into these topics to make it clear that they don’t like the subject at hand.

I mean, why do you bother coming here to say that, we don’t really care if you do or don’t like it, I personally consider crap like this be low level trolling.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / GTA online fun

I’m posting about it because I find it amusing the way they acted.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Is it just me?

I like idle games and MMO games, but I hate trading card games.

For petes sake, go out and buy a card deck and play outside, leave the website for us nerds who don’t want to play TCG’s.

But i agree, a lot of idle games have been released that are crap, but some are great time wasters, Adventure Capitalist, idle conquest, idle blacksmith, games that play when you’re offline.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Games that get too much flak.

The original two worlds game back on Xbox.

It was buggy, it was glitchy, but it wasn’t that bad.

Or maybe it was that I paid £5 for it and wasn’t that bothered by a few bugs.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / GTA online fun

And how exactly did I get trolled? Trolling is doing things to get someone to overreact, They tried to troll me and failed badly.

TBH, they cost themselves a lot more in ammunition and insurance costs then I did.

Double T bike: $150
Some other car: $1000
Cost of ammunition: $25000
Body armour: $500

The look on their face when I blow them up: Priceless

Their are some things you can’t buy, for everything else their’s Maze Banking.

 
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Topic: Gravitee Wars Online / what is your custom weapon and what it do?

Bunker Buster

Deploys a 4 shot repeater round with a cluster effect to pepper the enemy planet and hopefully smash shields.

Second custom is similar without the cluster and more damage radius.

 
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Topic: Gravitee Wars Online / What is the name of your team members?

1-Apone
2-Vasquez
3-Hicks
4-Hudson
5-Drake (reserve)
6-Bishop (Reserve)

I give each of my character a name from Aliens and I added a number at the start so I know the play order, so I can plan attacks better.