Recent posts by KrazyKrippler on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / What's your eye colour?

Blue.

Suck it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / why do all 7-elevens have wild cherry slurpee

Because cherry cola is the shit.

Originally posted by JayZeeM50one:

Because it’s sex in Slurpee form.


Basically That.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is your household income?

Originally posted by Aldir:

9999999999999999999999 a year

This^.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT, write me a rap

Every post you add another line to the rap…

Starting with…

Woke up in the morning, beer in one hand, dick in the other

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Last night...

throws arms up in the air LEGIT.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you have sex for fun or to make a baby?

For fun, then later in my life to make a kid.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Introduction Thread

Need I remind you that I don’t need the fucking swine flu to be a sick pig?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Need For Speed 2 Underground was great

Never played Midnight Club 2. I thought Most Wanted (Original) was okay, but I still rank NFSU:2 higher than MW.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who would you rather have sex with S. Gomez or Kim Kardasian

I want a three-way with both of them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Need For Speed 2 Underground was great

Agreed?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why are songs worse live than not-live?

Examples: Hootie And The Blowfish, Edwin McCain, Green Day, basically anything live on my Pandora.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Another one of my fish died this morning.

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

Why did you name him Stan?

He was his main fan.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / this girl at my school hangs out with me more than she does her bf

i dont get it. maybe she just got uninterested with a zero and got with a hero.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / my black ops 2 review

this game blows yet every nerd plays it first day. why? it sucks. i stopped playing online a while ago and i got a girlfriend so things r getting better.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / remember back when...

-you and your friends could get naked in front of adults and it would be fine?
-trading cards were the shit?
-you’d go over to your friends house along with 3 other kids in the neighborhood and play baseball?
-video games that are 64 bit was awesome?
-when you’d have a sleepover with your friends and you’d stay up all night?

Discuss nostalgiac shit you could do back in the day yet now can’t cause you’re older.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Profile Pics

Uncle Sam telling you to go fuck yourself is fine enough for me. AMURICA!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / rest in peace, hostess

2012 man, I’m tellin’ you. Hostess is in on it. They made a deal with the Mayans. The only food left after a Nuclear Holocaust is Twinkies and now they’ve stopped making it a month before we all die. They want to make sure that even if there are survivors, they will die of hunger.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The brony private room is back! [MLP]

Originally posted by MadJedi:
Originally posted by KrazyKrippler:

wait what is MLP?

A TV show called My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic.

oh. I heard of those things before. my cousin had some my little pony toys. i didn’t know they made a tv show off it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The brony private room is back! [MLP]

wait what is MLP?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Some girl at my school thinks I'm a part of the Illuminati.

I would be serious with her and tell her I work for the KKK.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what game has best theme song?

excitebike.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is "vore"???

Originally posted by Jaskaran2000:

no because we werent talking about ur mom lol

You’re getting confused, my mom is not your sister.

BUUURRRN!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / full stop?

Every country sucks to live in. We all have our pros and cons. America sucks, Europe sucks (not the band), Asia sucks (not the band), and everywhere else sucks.

Only exception is Canada.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I got so humiliated today.

Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

lol i didnt read it at all.

I did. LSS, he raped jizzed on a fat blonde girl.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I got so humiliated today.

Originally posted by adv0catus:

^