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Topic: Forum Games / HOMESCHOOL [Writing Competition] ~ Round 1: Short Stories

Soon Forgotten:

Thump.

It’s dark in here. And humid. And I think I know why.

Thump.

I died. And somehow I’m still alive.

Thump.

But wait, am I actually alive?

Thump.

I cannot move, my hands resting on myself. Those are nice flowers. Lavander, I always liked their smell. Now their fragrance is intoxicating and unbearable.

Thump.

Who left these flowers? My wife? My childs? My boss? My friends? The cashier at the shop?

Thump.

Oh god… Sarah… Jack… Matthew…

Thump.

Who will take care of them? I want to see them… one last time, at least…

Thump.

Ah… too bad I didn’t see them become good mans… I want to cry…

…but I can’t. I’m dead.

Thump.

They must be finishing burrowing my coffin…

Thump.

How many have attended my funeral?

Thump.

How many will come visit me?

thump…

… How many times will they visit me?

thump…

… Will they remember me?

thump…

… I don’t want to be forgotten…

thump…

… So this is it, huh? …

thump…

… I’ve always wondered what it would be like …

…thump…

… but now I don’t want to know

… someone …

… please …

… help me …

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Realms Adrift [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Due to B_S’ nagging, I’m going to join.

Name: Luz Akemi
Gender: Female
Age: 20
Base Species: Light Elemental/Angel
Appearance: Luz normally looks like a young, slender woman who’s composed of a semi-transparent but still solid golden energy. She’s got a pair of large feathery wings and a flowing, silky dress made of the same energy that composes her body. Her eyes are white orbs of dim light. A property of her body is to change depending of her mood and the amount of energy she has. Her body tends to get more mature, and her dress bigger, the more energy she has.
Personality: Luz is a cheerful and sweet girl, who always thrives to have a good time with those she considers her friends. She can be a bit clingy, but she always worries when one of her friends feels bad. She also tends to get distracted easily.
Skills: Singer: Luz has a nice voice, as others have said, and she’s good at mantaining her pace when singing.
Dancing: Luz is also quite nimble, and tends to dance when any kind of music that she likes plays.
Realm of Origin: The Arcanis
Biography: A being formed from one of the millions of energy fluctuations in the Arcanis, Luz actually spent only one year in that realm, looking around and marveled by the different things that happened in that place until she got bored. Deciding that the monotone and perpetual change of that place wasn’t her kind of thing, she decided to start travelling around, and left the Arcanis.
After that event, she spent most of her life swimming on the Astral Sea, on the lookout of new, unknown realms to explore. One that she particulary liked was Adventuria, where she met a young human named Ciar. She was 18 at that time, and he was 21. She took a liking on him and followed his adventures through that realm, eventually becoming his girlfriend. Shortly after that, Ciar was devoured by a dragon when she was exploring a mystical looknig forest. That left Luz with a bitter feeling in her heart, after which she vowed herself to not leave the side of a person she trusts.
At this moment, she’s drifting on the Astral Sea, thinking of the recent events while paying the minimum attention to the possibility of a realm passing by.
Abilities: Energy Transfer: Luz is capable of transfering part of her own energy to another being, if both of them agree to that exchange. This can also work on the other way around, with the same condition.
Energy Absorption: Luz can, albeit slowly, absorb the energy in the enviroment into her own being. That can be helpful to replace the energy lost when she transfers it.
Energy Blast: Luz can quickly project part of her energy on a specific place, resulting in a small shockwave.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Game thread] [Sign-ups open]

(For the sake of advancing the plot, I’ll assume every PC has already handed their sheets)

As the different events unfold, the last creature fills in its application form and all the secretary-like beings behind the desk leave excluding the Lamia, who gathers all the papers, puts them in a box and presses a button before saying:
“The paperwork’s done, Keeper.”
Minutes after that, a buzzing sound can be heard across the place as a floating cube, surrounded by a multitude of small… things, aproaches the desk. The Lamia hands it the box.
The swarm of miniature gizmos then starts unleashing small electrical shocks on the box, which disintegrates in response, along with all the sheets inside. Where once was the result of many hours standing in a line, hours that could have been used in other productive things (like beheading poor peasants or ravaging villages full of dubitable riches), was now a pile of ashes, and the cube has, apparently, turned around. Hard to tell with all those things moving around.
When it spoke, its metallic voice echoed through all of the room, even though it shouldn’t been able to do that: “I Require the Presence of: Jaq, Reks Ryder, Arkfurionsk Inferfurie, Nikeas Surname-Lacking, Leia Kastor, Caelica Avero, Kein Allail, Adam and Vano. the Individuals Mentioned must Come near my Pressence and Follow Me.”
The Lamia secretary is trying to not laugh at the robotic voice of this being, as she starts cleaning the desks.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Sign-up and OC thread] [Sign-ups are open]

Originally posted by qwertyuiopazs:

Nobody in this RP has any money in their possession that I can steal :C
Also, we REALLY need character sheet links. I’ll keep saying it.

Alright. I should stop being lazy and do something like that. Probably. Getting to it now… I think

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Game thread] [Sign-ups open]

Some claps can be heads as the secretaries behind the desks ask for attention. While things where happening, the line had moved and people where starting to get a tad bit impatient due to the already tedious process of waiting having been lenghtened by, as thought by an orc, “Stupid beanbags”. A Lamia secretary, dressed with a white blouse and a black jacket, sighed and said “Next!”.

[After delivering your sheet, you’re free to do what you want]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / HOMESCHOOL [Writing Competition] ~ Round 1: Short Stories

Sign I suppose.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Sign-up and OC thread] [Sign-ups are open]

The game has started.

Also, my reasons of dissapearing was mostly me not handling what could be treated as my first Wi-Fi connection, which fluctuates quite a lot. Due to this, I’ll have to rely on PMs to talk to anybody. I’m also unable to use Skype, and PiratePad is not too reliable. Sorry for the inconveniences.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Game thread] [Sign-ups open]

The halls of the Dungeon were mostly empty, excluding for the occasional sound of a being running towards the large line of creatures, all of them carrying a piece of paper, a stone slab (or many), or any other way of writing down information. And the cause of this was simple:
The Keeper, seeking a new way of fulfilling different tasks, had decided to make different squads. An elite, to simplify things. This special force would have to carry out operations unlike the others, and they would be under the direct command of the Keeper.
The line was quite long, to tell the truth, and it had existed for three hours now. A few of the creatures that finished were now trying to make some kind of profit selling consumables to the others. At the end of the line there was a long row of desks, with many creatures taking in the application forms, seeing if any were incorrectly filled in, and filing them if they were ok. There were also many tables where some people were rewriting their sheets, or simply resting after a long time waiting. It was expected for the Keeper to tell who had been chosen for the squads in one or two days.

[This is where the story beings. You will all start some place near the end of the line, but it will not be your turn to give in the sheet. In case you’re wondering, the sheets are the character sheets you signed up with, but this will probably the only moment they’ll be mentioned.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Game thread] [Sign-ups open]

R4L

A link to the sign-ups and OOC thread has been added right here

 
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Topic: Kongregate / The Four Kings Tournament [Finals!]

EDIT: Green thingie missing, screencapped it again

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Co-Captain Caption Calamity - Shelved :(

Sup shortie <3 2/10
Hi Gandalf! 3/10
I’ll go get my miners helmet 3/10
You want some of my water? 2/10
He seems to have high expectations on her 5/10
Gulliver’s daughter first voyage 6/10
Hey sexy! You come here often? 1/10
He always was confused by the feelings he got when reading The BFG. 3/10
I think I’m high; Man: I disagree 2/10
I’m not a giant. I have big bones! 2/10
Here in this picture, we see a tall and fat old lady looking down on his husband, and she’s telling him how sexy he is when he’s that small. The husband replies, “You’re much more sexy. Look at you, bending over in that pose! Ooh, so sexy.” They’re admiring each other. Except, turns out, it was all an illusion created by the highly trained super monkeys who are currently throwin’ dem darts at dem bloons. The lady is actually 1 inch tall, while the husband is 9 feet tall! How cool is that! Wait… what? 1/10
Sup Shortie? 2/10
I told you eating that water cooler was a bad idea. 2/10
This guy is impressed over his newly bought Russian wife 6/10
The only one who may call him ‘shorty’ 4/10
Please don’t hurt me! 2/10
A Fashion Adviser Helps a Woman Feel Attractive in High Heels Preparing for a Dinner Date. 4/10
Please take off your heels, you’ll scratch the linoleum. 5/10
Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ? 2/10
Sup shawty 1/10
That is one tall drink of water. 2/10
“You know, you don’t actually need the high heels.” 7/10
Feminism 2/10
I’m glad we could finally see eye-to-eye. 9/10
I’m so glad I moved to Texas! 2/10
I thought you said you designed this house with me in mind, Geoff! 5/10
And you’re a cute little fella, you are, although I didn’t think you were this kind of cute. 2/10
Honey, I shrunk the boyfriend 7/10
With you it’s always leg day. 7/10
I can tell you’re not looking into my eyes. 5/10
Does my butt look big in this? 4/10
I like your shoes. 2/10
Recorded with potato 1/10

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Sign-up and OC thread] [Sign-ups are open]

Everyone, please read this.

I’m currently moving, so I’ll be without internet for some days. So I’ll let BCLEGENDS approve sheets so, when I come back, I can already start the game.

Sorry for the inconvenience

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Sign-up and OC thread] [Sign-ups are open]

Race: Good

Good is not a race.

(Dominion- Angel)

As the rule 10 says, no rank above Power (That would be the 4th level) is allowed. You can get Virtue (5th level) by demonstrating astonishing ability at writing and proving to not be a complete idiot that will curbstomp everyone with his increased amount of power. Which is very unlikely to happen, as I’d preffer having everyone on a somewhat balanced level. Also, you’d be a fallen angel.

Appearance

Too simple for my tastes. Nothing important, but I’d preffer for you to elaborate

Skills

These are quite too vague. Simple sentences that don’t even reach 10 words.

Magic:

There’s no holy magic in this setting, but I guess you mean “Light”

On another note, your spells are, again, too simple and vague. Elaborate them, please.

Shine doesn’t specify how bright she is
Ray of Light outright states that it kills every “Evil” creature. Which is not only OP, but also kills everyone of your allies
Heal could heal any fatal wound, apparently, without any cost related to it. It heals paper cuts the same way it heals dismembering.
Gust apparently can blow back anything, even mountains, due to the lack of limits stated
Energy blast doesn’t says how powerful it is, nor the cost, nor anything excluding that it’s a powerful blast.
Summon is outright overpowered, as you’r summoning other living beings and this just “makes her sleepy”. Remove this, please.

Biography

Too simple and short. Add more flavor, and stuff.


Also, Avid. You are a member of the Dungeon of Evil, you’d do good in remember. Please fix these problems.

The currently approved persons are: BCLEGENDS, Qwertyuiopazs, Nikeas, Crystalmask, Xandrya, gammaflux and FelineForumer

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [TASK 6 IS HERE] -- The Moles -- [DL: 1/4 6PM UTC+8]

Reserve sign

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Co-Captain Caption Calamity - Shelved :(

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Sign-up and OC thread] [Sign-ups are open]

Originally posted by nikeas:

This deadline is for Gonkey only? Because I was supposed to write my bio today, but had some technical difficulties (i fell asleep). I’m starting to work on it now, so perhaps I won’t be late to the game.

You’ve done nothing wrong, as far as I can see, so I don’t see why you should be deadlined. I’m also going to start adding the accepted players (which I have forgotten to actually tell they’re accepted. Sorry, my bad), and put them in a separate post.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Sign-up and OC thread] [Sign-ups are open]

So. Gonkeymonkey. I’m giving you only one chance to fix all that is wrong with your sheet, and I’ll adress it one by one. You’re getting everytime more hard to deal with. Do note that I’ll also have in mind what others may say.

Waterbending (Water): Rilnik can waterbend like people from Avatar. Cost is proportional to the difficulty of a move.

Difficulty is relative. Cost is proportional to the amount of water controlled, the distance of it and its magical properties, among other things.

The easiest move is a waterball

Waterbenders didn’t create water. Fix this

somewhere in the middle is turning water into ice and the most advanced move

Water magic does not allow the ability to alter the state of water. You can only control it when it’s in liquid state.

and the most advanced move he knows is a 50-cm tidal wave

Waterbending does not create water

Firebending (Fire): Rilnik can firebend like people from Avatar. Cost is proportional to the difficulty of a move.

Difficulty is relative. Cost is proportional to the amount of heat generated, distance of the bending and how long you mantain it, among other things

somewhere in the middle is increasing his body temperature to inhumany levels

So you kill yourself.

and the most advanced move he knows is setting things on fire without a flamethrower

That’s basically anything that generates flames that is not a flamethrower.

Rilnik does not know lightning generation, because a magical cat (FelineForumer) doesn’t allow him to

Really?

Magical Darkness (Dark): Rilnik generates a force field that repels light

How big. How long it lasts. How much does it cost. Too vague

Mini-cloud (Steam): Rilnik uses his MYSTICAL MAGICAL STEAM POWERS OF WONDER!

Redundant. (This indicates that you’re using Steam magic)

He forms the steam into a cloud. It can be used as a smoke bomb or a flying device.

It can also be used to asphyxiate every aerobic being in a room. State cost, power, and all that stuff. Don’t. Be. Vague

Acidic Evil (Dark + Water): […] …and renders magic up to Minor unusable and damages the levels of other magic levels temporarily.

Yeah, no. Again, you’re too vague

Pure Evil (Dark + Water)

Helltank summed this one up quite well. You’d do well on reading what he has to say and actually using that as an advice

Cursed fog (Steam + Dark): Rilnik generates fog on a large area and enchants it with dark magic. The fog works as an extension of his senses, allowing him to feel if and where someone is inside the fog.

So, someone lights a fire inside your fog, and now you feel that you’re burning. Someone swings a sword, and you feel like someones cutting you. Very useful, indeed

Dark magic allows the fog to slowly drive someone insane.

Define slowly

Biography:

Did you even put some effort on this?

He wasn’t very popular at school, having only 3 close friends. That’s why he had to have an imagination so awesome that only he could wield it’s power, with anybody else collapsing under the pressure.

How does the rest of the human beings collaps under yoru imagination. Please do tell me how

He learned Water and Fire. Once upon a time, he discovered that he could also create steam.

Yeah, he just magically discovered he could control the secondary magic school of Steam, out of nowhere. Elaborate

and use fog as an extension of his senses.

If you control steam, how do you make it an extension of your senses. Your magical sensorial fog is Dark + Steam. According to the bio you wrote up, apparently you didn’t know Dark magic at that moment. Is that, or I don’t know the properties of the magic of my own setting.

Using his newly discovered hybrid power, he could even make it sunny, cloudy or rainy, or even all at once.

You control steam, not the weather.

He bought his resurrection as a lich from a necromancer in his home village.

He bought his resurrection. Right. He also bought a laser gun, a hi-tech teleporter and a party popper that turns into gorillas that fire poptarts from their bums, because they’re also things that are sold. You don’t buy resurrections

and doing some evil stuff while allied to a secret society known as the Illuminati.

Seriously? Are you even trying to take this seriously? Or are you going to re-use this same character in the same ways you re-used it in many settings? If you’re going to do that, at least put some effort.


Let me remind you: You have only one chance to fix all of this, along with other things the other co-host have pointed out, in the past, present and future. You’ve got until Wednesday. 25/02/2015 at 12:00, UTC -3.


Oh, and don’t try to be a smartass. Just do what you’re asked to do. Remember that, even if I’m the only one who can accept, the other co-hosts can reject you if they feel that your sheet doesn’t works.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Sign-up and OC thread] [Sign-ups are open]

Gonkey, a host and another player have already told you many of the problems of your sheet, which have been confirmed by another host. Are you seriously going to keep this childish act? Do you need ANOTHER host to tell you explicitly what the problems on your sheet are? Or are you going to fix the problems on your sheet?

Are you even taking this seriously?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Sign-up and OC thread] [Sign-ups are open]

Originally posted by AvidChristian:

I’m not joining because BC is an ironical, self contradicting, insular dick that complains too much. The other cohosts are fine

Well, no need to insult anybody. Take your personal matter to the personal messages, please.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Sign-up and OC thread] [Sign-ups are open]

Originally posted by AvidChristian:

Is it ok if someone’s only light element?

I don’t see why not, although it will be out of place in this setting. You’ll also be easily countered by many beings

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Sign-up and OC thread] [Sign-ups are open]

Due to some issues that happened, this is what I’ve decided to do. This will sound a bit douchey, and I apologize in advance:

As both of them dislike each other and having them both in the same game would case game disrupting discussions, Gonkeymonkey and Blood_Shadow will each post a character sheet. I’ll choose who gets to stay and who doesn’t.

On another note, please avoid these kind of discussions here. Namely:

Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU B_S! TO PROVE YOU WRONG, I’M GOING TO READ IT ALL!
(Only to prove him wrong.)

I see no purpose for this kind of posts but to create conflict for the sake of it. So, yeah. Try to not do that.