Recent posts by CurryBrace on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / Sword Art Online

It’s the best tentacle hentai ever.

Topic: Off-topic / MERRY X-MAS, YOU MIGHT DIE!

A giant whore? Time to fuck.

Topic: Off-topic / I'm Giving My Steam Account To One Of My Friends

Yes, I have TF2 stuff. No, you can’t have them. It’s staying with my account since I’ll still use it once in a while.

Topic: Off-topic / I'm Giving My Steam Account To One Of My Friends

I almost never get on Steam anymore, so I figure I might as well give it to a friend who hasn’t experienced the glory of Steam (although he has played TF2 before). I might still get online sometimes, maybe once a week or so, so if you are wanting to talk to me you can ask if it’s me playing. If you don’t want to have some random noob in your friends list then feel free to un-add me.

Topic: Off-topic / This is the first year that I hate christmas

I love Christmas. I also love every other time of year too. But I especially love Christmas because of Smissmass.

Topic: Off-topic / 2012 OT Cutest Couple Competition

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:

Is there nothing more adorable than a cowboy and his toaster?

A boy and his blob.

Topic: Off-topic / If you were the only person who knew the world were going to come to a sudden and complete end in 24 hours, what would you do with your remaining time?

I would create an exhaustive list of everything I’d want the afterlife to be like in case there was one and I got to make it myself.

Topic: Off-topic / Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.

Originally posted by LukeMann:

>Implying they ever started caring about it

>Implying you can have a valid opinion after using “>Implying”

Topic: Off-topic / Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.

If enough people don’t take the petition site seriously, the government will just stop caring about it.

Topic: Off-topic / /v/GAs

I like how everything about this website sums up what’s wrong with /v/.

Topic: Off-topic / /v/GAs

Watch as Katawa Shoujo wins Game of the Year.

Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Team Fortress 2 Masterthread

Originally posted by TerribleToaster:

Ok, I’m putting strange parts on my demo weapons.

What should I use on my Eyelander?

I planning to put critical kills (for when demoknighting) and maybe domination kills. Can anyone think of a decent third one?

You could do low-health kills so everybody knows how lucky you are, or kills while explosive jumping. You could also to revenge kills, or perhaps demomen killed so we can all know your dueling prowess.

Topic: Off-topic / What's the worst Christmas present you remember getting?

The worst Christmas present I ever got was love and encouragement from my family.
Seriously, fuck that shit! I want money!

Topic: Off-topic / What type of school do you go to?

I’m so fresh, I don’t need school.

Topic: Off-topic / What's your favourite movie?

Being There.

Topic: Off-topic / do they still sell vanilla coke

I know you can get it in China.

Topic: Off-topic / 27 dead in Connecticut school shooting

Originally posted by 35kdog:

I’ve never seen a president cry on National Television before.

It’s ‘cuz he’s a Communist Muslim Nazi.

Topic: Off-topic / 22 children killed at an elementary school at China

>Sees article about kids getting slashed
>Assumes they all died
>Assumes it’s because the guy who did it thought the world was ending

If you bothered to actually read the article, you’d see that it doesn’t mention if the kids died or not, and it also says that there has been some kind of macabre social trend of people attacking schools and children in China, mostly by people who’re at the end of their ropes (just lost jobs, divorced, etc).
Next time try not to be an alarmist asshole.

Topic: Off-topic / 27 dead in Connecticut school shooting

He got really close to the high score.

Topic: Off-topic / The character in your avatar image has manifested itself into the real world and will obey your every command

Command it to slimi-fy me.

Topic: Off-topic / Whats wrong with this story?

They wouldn’t have survived because the Yeti would have gotten them.

Topic: Off-topic / GameStop

Journey
SSX
Probably some other games too.

Topic: Off-topic / Halo 4 DLC is free

I don’t have Halo 4 because I’m not a sheeple.
And by that I mean I don’t own an XBox and even if I did I couldn’t afford to buy Halo 4 without canceling my Live subscription. So I pretend I hate Halo to be cool.

Topic: Off-topic / Only twelve more days.

I can’t wait for nothing to happen, including all those people who say they’re going to do crazy things on the 22nd just to be obnoxious not doing anything.

Topic: Off-topic / What would Rich112 be like...

He probably wouldn’t say “fur” instead of “for”.