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Topic: Off-topic / Games you never completed 100% but you still wanna do it but u don´t have energy to do so.

Scrapland.

Originally posted by LordCurado:

life

YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!? Only death is real.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Boobs: Should we stare at them?

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by AkaikeLegion:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

“staring at boobs is disrespectful to women”

lol. i can’t even begin to describe how stupid this comment is every time i hear it. the fact that men are biologically wired to like certain admirable feminine physical characteristics, such as a nice pair of tits in this case, is no one’s fault. nor is it a bad thing in any way.

and if checking out a girl with a nice rack is so ‘disrespectful’, then i guess it’s also disrespectful to men when a girl checks out a guy with a 6 pack or anything along those lines. it works both ways.

Couldn’t agree with you more.

glad i’m not the only one with this basic common sense

That’s why you’re a dude with pants.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favorite element?

Metal.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Boobs: Should we stare at them?

The “objectification” argument is dumblrite religionesque dogmatic bullshit. It’s normal for hetero males to love looking at a nice rack, just like it’s normal for females to go for taller males, it’s just nature baybuh! You can find answers for all life’s questions in the cruelty and beauty of nature.

That being said, don’t be that guy and just look at a woman’s chest for too long, it may be hazardous to your health. Do it in moderation and be subtle. A pair of sunglasses may help a lot.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You’re most excellent at being melodramatic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / wat do u ware n snow ?! ?!? ??

The flesh of fallen angels.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever worn clothing for the opposite sex?

Moral of the story?
Don’t buy stuff from mall vendors.

Don’t go to the mall in the first place.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who are you really?

I got type BMLP666-3 which means that my rage can only be satiated by blood.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hipotetical: all OTers suddenly are nice, respectfull, kind and smart people

What, you mean we aren’t already?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

Originally posted by TheLmaoPancake:

Just got week banned for having an inappropriate avatar lol

What did you have as your avatar?

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

That… was the most nonchalant judge I ever was in front of I almost went, “Wait what?” Wow. Okay. I was not expecting it to be that simple at all. Basically I got called up first, they looked at my documents, then he said, “You want a penis, I’ll give you one.”

Then I was told to go to the clerk office and done.

Wow. I actually think I like court now.

Cracked the code.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

I’m about to see a judge (scary) in an hour. Hope things go well, I’ll probably update immediately after!

What, are you trialed for the LGBT terrorist crimes you’ve committed or something?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

Originally posted by SpearDudezor:

omg I just “finished” Star Wars: KotOR
omg it was so great
omggggg
I’m wondering if I want to get KotOR 2 now

Also, the Jedi are stuck-up and the Sith are assholes even though there’s almost nothing in the Sith code about being an asshole. I think Jolee and the Gray Jedi generally have the best principles. I finished as a “light” character but I usually insisted on using either a blue+red saber combination, a red double-bladed lightsaber, or a melee weapon + a purple lightsaber, and I normally wore dark jedi robes because fuck the Jedi code it’s kinda fucking retart

Furthermore, fuck those American fishmen

KOTOR is a great game, shame it’s unstable as fuck.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Ten questions evolutionists can't answer

haha ebin b8 m7+1 kaksoisviste DDDD

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You are great at stating the obvious.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You’re a very classy, cultured man.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

8/10 An absolute classic. Also, nice Bathory album cover :DDDDDDDDDDDD
Summoning – The Passing of the Grey Company

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do streets get clogged with WATER were you live ?

Nope. There are some parts of my country near rivers where streets get clogged with WATER though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Favourite disease?

Anal AIDS.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / LIST OF PLACES THAT BELONG TO COUNTRIES

Originally posted by cesarcurado:
Originally posted by lei_wulong:

0/10 shit list

FIXED LIST!

SERBIA:

The Solar system

croat identified lol
more liek universe shitlord

Srbija do Tokija, krv ti jebem.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

6/10 Sugary
Samhain – To Walk the Night

 
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Topic: Off-topic / LIST OF PLACES THAT BELONG TO COUNTRIES

0/10 shit list

FIXED LIST!

SERBIA:

The Solar system

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHY do people laugh at stupid shit?... (One-of-a-kind thread)

Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by lei_wulong:
Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by lei_wulong:

God damn it aguspal, we are not in the fucking Middle Ages where I could call my horse a God.

BLASPHEMY! Get ready to burn on the stake, pagan witch!

I somehow foresaw you saying that to me.

What, am I that predictable?

Ehhh, well no. But if History is the topic, I imagine you giving out these kind of jokes lol

That’s not even a posting gimmick of mine. What the hell, man?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHY do people laugh at stupid shit?... (One-of-a-kind thread)

Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by lei_wulong:

God damn it aguspal, we are not in the fucking Middle Ages where I could call my horse a God.

BLASPHEMY! Get ready to burn on the stake, pagan witch!

I somehow foresaw you saying that to me.

What, am I that predictable?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHY do people laugh at stupid shit?... (One-of-a-kind thread)

God damn it aguspal, we are not in the fucking Middle Ages where I could call my horse a God.

BLASPHEMY! Get ready to burn on the stake, pagan witch!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHY do people laugh at stupid shit?... (One-of-a-kind thread)

This looks like something that inspired the ironic Hitler Jugend hairdo dude from Deafheaven to write the egocentric, “I’m so dark and edgy, bruh” Hot Topic-esque lyrics to SUN BAT HER.