Recent posts by lei_wulong on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You’ve got sweet, tender lips. Perfect for kissing (and suging benis :—DDDDDD)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / i have a fetish for killing bunnehs

You forgot the best part – preparing their soft, tender meat for a tasty meal afterwards!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You have 10 seconds to give me ONE GOOD REASON why you don't lift weights

Originally posted by FullMeasureZam:
Originally posted by Pokerpo:

i used to, but then quit after i broke a limb in a football season.

>sports

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Keep 4chanesque funposting on 4chan.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / preferred pronouns

ga/gas/gasself

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DAILY REMINDER THIS IS HOW ANUSPAL LOOKS LIKE

>Argentinians
>white

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You’ve got nice elbows.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

If only I could caress your soft, tender legs all day…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

DAAAAAAAAAAAYUM, you got some sexy body hair, son!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You have 10 seconds to give me ONE GOOD REASON why you don't lift weights

I’m drunk, I’m very very drunk.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Could the WORLD EVER go murder free for the day?

Only if we’re all dead.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Learning a New Language?

Dvanaestog rujna tisuću šesto osamdeset treća najbolji dan mojeg života.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / pride and prejudice help plz?

Originally posted by gamer2099:
Originally posted by abraaz:

You should have read the book so you could do your homework yourself.

its just that its a long book

Cry some more, I had to read longer books when I was 14.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is it true taking personallity tests online makes you a complete LOSER?

Yes, I’ve seen a documentary about it on BBC and you can’t argue with science!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / TRENT'S ON THE NEWS!

Originally posted by MaoWEE:
Originally posted by superfastjelly:
i cant belief am used 2 date this psycho

Did he cry after sex

am virgan

Trent confirmed for enjoying pegging.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

Let’s all celebrate the 331st anniversary of The Great Kebab Removal in Vienna when Jan III Sobieski and his Polish Hussars together with elements of the Imperial Army helped Austria in removing all traces of kebab near Vienna.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

3/10 Not a fan of muzak
King Crimson – Starless

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Today is the 13th anniversary of Bring your Plane to Work Day

Originally posted by Ubermorgen:

If it’s an inside job, why did the planes come from the outside?

Armenian genocide confirmed.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Today is the 13th anniversary of Bring your Plane to Work Day

Was it an inside job? Are the Hebrews at fault for this? Or maybe snake-headed aliens?
Dicsucc

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How many attempts does it take you to spell the hardest English word ever?

Šizofrenija.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Kongregate Forums = Necropolis

If you want to talk to somebody, head over to their profile page and leave a shout.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Guy got arrested for posting lyrics on facebook

The United States of America – Land of the Free

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Rate the song above you. V.2

10/10 The neoclassical banjo and piano playing, jazzy bass guitar and beats reminiscent of 80’s industrial/darkwave with elements of Demilich-esque song structures and chord progressions come together to create this beautiful, engaging track that will be dissected and imitated by all great future musicians for the next 4 generations.

New Model Army – I Love the World

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever licked your penis

I am actually able to perform autofellatio.
Don’t ask me how I discovered that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Its the SNIPER RIFLE the best weapon for a one-man-army?

Once you take out one target, the other people surrounding said target will become aware of your presence, making them much more difficult to pick off.
If they see you, you’re essentially screwed, considering it takes a bit to aim a sniper shot.

Which is why snipers are trained to change position between shots.

Still, one would have to be exceptionally lucky and exceptionally skilled to do something like the master snipers of the yesteryear have done, real life isn’t a modern military shooter where you just do a mid-air 420 xXxQuiKkTriKkShaWtZZZxXx while tipping your fedora, sipping some MtnDew and being surrounded by an aura of Cheeto dust. Snipers nowadays sit in position for hours or even days, waiting for their target to show up so that they can take it out and get the hell out of dodge.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why is Blood such a taboo?

Because Blood is a great deathgrind band and all the mallcore kiddies can’t handle true, thinking man’s, Hessian lifestyle metal.