Recent posts by lei_wulong on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Nice gains, brah

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

I find the fact that you can’t use the word that describes a female dog problematic.
Reported.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Post photos of yourslef Mk. 2

Originally posted by MaoWEE:

I find your post to be problematic.
Reported.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ITT: Things you can say to your pets that you can't say to your girlfriend

“Attack the trespasser while I get the rifle!”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / do u smoke?

No. Whenever I see a smoker, alcoholic or a druggie partaking in their vices I yell “str8 ejj 4 lyf, moddafukkaz!” while beating the shit out of them moshing and blasting Minor Threat from my boombox.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / something you had as a child and can't get rid of

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

I’ve had this stuff bunneh since I was in early elementary school when I got it on the very early hours of Easter at the hospital my younger sibling was admitted to for a very high fever. It’s the one item I really kept from that period of time in my life, even after moving half way across the country this past summer.

[picture of a rabbit]

This isn’t a real rabbit though… or is it just a horrible taxidermy job?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you lose but try the best you could and had fun, that makes you a winner?

NO IT MAKES YOU A LOSER!
HAHAHA, LET’S ALL POINT AND LAUGH!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / something you had as a child and can't get rid of

My throbbing, swollen, skin-ripping, hard-as-iron, footlong, incurable erection.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Girl Said Hi To Me

Originally posted by Rolby:

stfu with ur battle. my school is nerd smart kids school no one has ever had a fight here. and all the kids here are rich spoiled and white. everyone is afraid of me

Rolby confirmed for being a scared little chicken, bawk BAWK BAWK BAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

Blood of Christians on my sword.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You are a wise and righteous man.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Girl Said Hi To Me

Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by Seesine:
Originally posted by Rolby:
Originally posted by Seesine:

I was like “this thread seems like a bait, I’ve seen some of these lately, it sounds like one of Rolby’s threads but I’m sure it isn’t” but dayum.
White people like us only know one way to solve problems, we fight to the death, so challenge the guys to a fight.

too bad for him i go to the gym and people know me as one of the strongest and biggast guys of the schools. (not big in terms of length cuz im only 6 feet but in terms of big muscles)

So you’re assuming he wouldn’t accept the challenge? You can never know unless you try.

he can challenge me if he wants but i will win anyway

So you’re gonna let it fly!? You’re gonna let the pure-blooded Muslim girl get “enriched” by Judeochristian culture?
No, Rolby, challenge him to a kalmah (which is Karelian for ‘to the death’) duel. Keep in mind that since you challenged HIM that he has the right to choose which weapons both of you will use for the duel.
Train hard.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Girl Said Hi To Me

It’s too late, bro. Her pure, Muslim soul is tainted. She doesn’t have a connection with her pure blooded Muslim ancestors anymore. The Judeochristian scum have taken another victim. The best thing you can do is start a purge against anyone who upholds Judeochristian values to send a message.
Either that or you can find a girl who is pure and untainted.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You’re a strong, mayunly, handsome mayun.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Slut Quest! A feminist simulator.

Haha, this is some great satire.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Omegle is fucking shit

What are you talking about? I just had a great talk about nature with some Indian dude.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Got A New Workout Scheme

Originally posted by Rolby:

sorry karen i have a busy life i kept doing business stuff maybe we can talk again later

DAMMIT ROLBY YOU WERE SO CLOSE TO GETTIN’ SOME PRIME SPANISH xXx_pUsSaY_xXx_360nOsCoPeCuMsHoTs_xXx

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do people smoke?

Originally posted by aguspal:
Originally posted by lei_wulong:
Originally posted by aguspal:

I have never smoked or drinked.
Its of those addictions can be defeated by the fact I am not even giving them a chance to get addicted to them, as in I simply refuse to smoke in the first place.

I rather have ice cream or something else :D

I can imagine Aguspal listening to Minor Threat and shouting “str8 ejj 4 life, moddafukkaz” while walking down the streets of Argentina.

This post.

So wrong.

On many levels.

So you’re not sXe? You know, straight edge?
Damn degenerate.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do people smoke?

Originally posted by aguspal:

I have never smoked or drinked.
Its of those addictions can be defeated by the fact I am not even giving them a chance to get addicted to them, as in I simply refuse to smoke in the first place.

I rather have ice cream or something else :D

I can imagine Aguspal listening to Minor Threat and shouting “str8 ejj 4 life, moddafukkaz” while walking down the streets of Argentina.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I Got A New Workout Scheme

That’s great, man! Keep working out and you’ll have that hot, muscly, proud, vicious, sweaty, strong body in no time!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The amazing things about Zam.

Made a girl cream

So it was a trannie?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why do people smoke?

SMOKE CRACK
WORSHIP SATAN

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Guess what?

Originally posted by MelbourneBoy:
Originally posted by niceman555:
Originally posted by MelbourneBoy:

Everyone knew you’re gay, so nobody gives a shit.

Dude I don’t even get paid he just bends over and he enjoys it.
One time he took a shit while doing it; I was still truckin.

If you want to get paid for having gay sex, go work the corner, just like every prostitute.

Gay porn is also a possibility, y’know.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Guess what?

GAS THE HIPSTERS
SUBCULTURE WAR NOW

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Thin privilege is not getting judged for your unhealthy habits that you choose to have

Hahaha I don’t give a shit, when all those fatties die after their goddamn arteries clog then they can talk about “muh body muh choice” in hell.