Recent posts by lei_wulong on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Facial Hair

I personally can’t be fucked to care for a beard so I just shave it all off, I only have sideburns because they apparently look good on long-haired men.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT ABOUT EUROVISION

Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by lei_wulong:
Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by lei_wulong:

I’m European and I couldn’t give less of a fuck about the Eurovision.

Welcome to the club, my friend!

Reminds me of this

…I’m not going to ask where you find these maymays.

On ebin.pw obviously.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT ABOUT EUROVISION

Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by lei_wulong:

I’m European and I couldn’t give less of a fuck about the Eurovision.

Welcome to the club, my friend!

Reminds me of this

 
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Topic: Off-topic / WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT ABOUT EUROVISION

I’m European and I couldn’t give less of a fuck about the Eurovision.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

Get Shrekt Meistheman

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

Originally posted by Zaminick:
Originally posted by Ubermutter:
Originally posted by Zaminick:
Originally posted by randomboy839:
Originally posted by Zaminick:

aww zam still thinks college is useless
all grown up now i see <3

>get into tens of thousands of debt to work for someone else to make them money

getting a job is not the point of college bro
and even then, it all depends on what you get out of your time there and what major you’re going into

if you aren’t retarded or a lazy shit you can pay off your debts and loans in less than a year

>the point of college isn’t to get a job

What

The point of college is to make contacts.

So you can get a job?

No it’s so that you can find groups of like-minded individuals with which you will found/join secret Satanic societies.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How Many Languages Can You Speak?

All 12 of them.

Originally posted by nikolas10161:

I can only speak English but would like to learn another.

You should try learning Dutch, German, Danish, Swedish or Norwegian. English speakers have an easier time with those.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by lei_wulong:

I woke up in a coffin again.

Did you go to sleep in one?

No.

 

Topic: Off-topic / WANT TO MAKE A LIVING OUT OF BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF PEOPLE BUT PROFESSIONAL FIGHTING IS TOO DANGEROUS?

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Topic: Off-topic / The public's obsession of blocking things that resemble anuses

Why do people keep conveniently forgetting that most of Freud’s shit was disproved? I guess it’s too memeworthy to be forgotten.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How to answer when psychiatrist asks about depression?

Why not just blow your brains out?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is God supposed to not make mistakes? (Not an Ubermorgen thread)

Can’t Judeobeasts and their lackeys do away with the whole “mistake” thing by saying that it was Satan?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / US English vs UK English Words

Gaol – jail (mostly obsolete, but still used in some parts of England).
Also, I’ve heard that in NAEnglish the Saxon genitive for nouns that end with the letter s is just like the regular form, while in BrEnglish they just add the apostrophe.
For example James’s (NAEnglish) vs. James’ (BrEnglish). Can any speaker of North American English verify that they form it like with every other word?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If Canada is so good

Originally posted by UberTranen:
Originally posted by ninjaChameleon:

OK well wherever he came from. Also from personal experience Canadians are more friendly then Americans. That and Canada is rarely portrayed as evil in the news. EG: Every bloody time a cop shoots an unarmed black man.

Yes an “unarmed” black man. Please tell me more how someone stealing from a store or trying to run away doesn’t deserve to be shot dead by the police.

HE DINDU NUFFIN! HE WAS SPREADIN’ THE WORD OF JESUS CHRIST!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Was ZEUS EVIL? He did a lot of evil things and RAPED people

Originally posted by randomboy839:

all of the greek gods were screwed up, but evil, no

Actually Hades was the only Greek god that in no way harmed or interfered with humans. Funny considering his depiction today as being evil.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Carly Fiorina a potent response to Hillary Clinton in the 2016 elections?

Originally posted by bobby71983:

I support eugenics.

I guess that makes me a nazi.

I’m okay with that.

Hitler had the right idea, he was just an underachiever.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Carly Fiorina a potent response to Hillary Clinton in the 2016 elections?

Originally posted by dias17se:

I would vote for whichever is pro-abortion. Too much americans, time to cut their lifespan while still on the womb.

On the second note, time for castration to be mandatory at birth just like vaccination. If you dont agree with me wait until America has 3 billion people and then you´ll see how +80% unemployment is awesum !!!

Watch Teen Mom and see for yourself, loser kids spawning eggs like frogs with 40.000 dollars SUV and no jobs, the experiment has failed America, time to start over.

Fuck that, just nuke yourselves to oblivion. Much more efficient and quicker.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you have any physical scars?

Left palm, below the index and middle finger, cut wound from kitchen knife.
Right hand, little finger, I almost cut it off when I was a kid.
Forehead and nose, I don’t remember how I got those.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / BRIEFLY DESCRIBE UR COME FROM

Gehenna.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / taking bets on how long until we break uzzbuzz's mind

Originally posted by uzzbuzz:

I’m a realtor so I can make things real, don’t worry.

I’ve survived here since 2009, so we’ll see.

I’ve survived here since 2009, so we’ll see.

I’ve survived here since 2009

since 2009

It ends soon

 
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Topic: Off-topic / taking bets on how long until we break uzzbuzz's mind

A week, tops.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Yes, OT, there is a new Forum Mod for you, too!

Originally posted by Zaminick:

>congratulations

He’s literally an unpaid tard wrangler.

He needs those hot pockets.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If Canada is so good

Reminder that Chanty “Big Red” Binx is Canadian.

Canacucks: 0
Murka: 666

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The worst post you ever made?

Originally posted by Meistheman:
Originally posted by lei_wulong:

This one.

In my opinion your worst post was the one with the “sodomy”. I felt very offended.

I can do worse.

Fear me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The worst post you ever made?

This one.