Recent posts by lei_wulong on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Your pelvis is majestic.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Things that have fallen from the sky)

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You’re the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is your favorite couple of OTers? (Hardcore thread)

Damn I hoped we would use this thread to Photoshop OTers into hardcore porn.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New image format avaliable

You can’t post pictures of a pussy being penetrated by a stone hard 10 incher on this site! This site is 13+ for fuck’s sake!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Something short, sweet & simple

Wow, this thread is so meta.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Best single player experience

Usually older cRPGs like Baldur’s Gate or Planescape: Torment are my favourite since there’s lots of ways to play the game.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Riddle of Riddles

A blind old coot forgets where the goddamn toilet is so he just pisses wherever.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Help I Have 17% Bodyfat

Just keep goin’ to the gym and lift those weights and you’ll become a big buff boy in no time, Brolby.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Your partner is bisexual and you are not, are you ok with them seeking the otherside?

Hah! If they feel that they’re entitled to a fuck buddy to the side and not expect the other party to do the same then they’re human garbage. I mean shit, don’t do unto others what you don’t want others to do unto you. The non-bisexual person should just go find themselves some fuck buddies as well.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You are The One who can bring peace to this world.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / It is me, or no one seems to take "xD" smiley seriously anymore?

Well, to tell ya the truth the only times I used xD was to clearly indicate that I’m either trolling or being sarcastic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / On a scale of 1 to 10... (General English Knowledge thread)(serious thread)

A solid 7.5/10
Keep improving and you’ll get close to that 10!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "Sweaty men in underwear pretending to fight, no thanks."

The last one is MMA you dumb twat.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why are there so many nonbelievers?

I’m a ghost.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

THE LINES ON MY HAYUND TELL ME YOU’RE THE ONE FOR ME
BAYBAYUH

 
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Topic: Off-topic / It seems school values grades more than actual knowlege.

Took you this long to find out? Shiiieeeet.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What seperates a boy from a man?

A real man is someone who is responsible, respects all people who deserve respect and is eager to learn something new and improve himself every day.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Off Topic Official Hearthstone Thread

With da Heroik challenge, Teh Zoo Lawk™ seems to work for me without problems for the first two bosses, for the third boss I played Hunter. Explosive trap = a lot of 1/1 spiders = UNLEASH DA DOGGIES + Timber Wolf

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

YOU GOT YOUR FACE IN THE SNOOOOUHW
OH LAAWD
YOU PASSED OUT IN A PILE OF BLOUHW

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What music do your parents listen to, OT?

Share and dicsucc

My dad:
He likes a lot of ex-Yu rock bands, regardless which genre of rock they actually are. Foreign music he listens to is either progressive rock, hard rock and proto-metal. His favorite bands are Azra, Drugi Način, Aerodrom, Riblja Čorba, Leb i Sol, Pentagram, King Crimson, St. Vitus and Rush.

My mom:
She rarely listens to anything that’s not local folk music. Since all folk music is ages old all bands are basically cover bands so she doesn’t have favorite bands.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You're HIV negative right?

“My dick”
WORKS EVERY TIME

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is something that you hate hearing people complain about?

I hate when people complain that they don’t like anal sex.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

Joined the JIDF
Now I can spread bullshit AND get paid for it at the same time! Never knew that trolling can be this lucrative.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Things that have fallen from the sky)

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?