Recent posts by lei_wulong on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You have big muscles.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

♂You♂are♂a♂proud♂sweaty♂mustachioed♂homosex♂leatherman♂from♂the♂city♂

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

I love caressing your soft, tender skin.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You are the bomb.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

I was having a blast this and last week, but uni starts again next week.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Clean, affordable, discreet, what’s not to like!?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Nice big cock, I like.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Not even death strikes fear in your heart.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Nice gains, brah.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The OT Birthday Thread

lei_wulong
26th of January
The Flesh of Fallen Angels
Black
None

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

X

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Are you a different person offline?

Originally posted by K_i_c_k:

As far as personality goes, are you generally the same offline as you are here?

Yes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Old religious ladies.

You know what to do

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:
Originally posted by lei_wulong:

What was that man smoking and where can I get some?

Tears. Just cry a little and then a rivulet and then a river.

You got this lei, I can see this working well for you.

Crying is for children. I’m a Hessian.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

Originally posted by rebelrabbit:

I just saw a guy running down the road wearing a bonnet and a kilt shouting something about martians taking over Japan.
Sometimes I wonder if sanity even exists anymore…

What was that man smoking and where can I get some?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Games you never completed 100% but you still wanna do it but u don´t have energy to do so.

Scrapland.

Originally posted by LordCurado:

life

YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!? Only death is real.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Boobs: Should we stare at them?

Originally posted by Dudewithpants:
Originally posted by AkaikeLegion:
Originally posted by Dudewithpants:

“staring at boobs is disrespectful to women”

lol. i can’t even begin to describe how stupid this comment is every time i hear it. the fact that men are biologically wired to like certain admirable feminine physical characteristics, such as a nice pair of tits in this case, is no one’s fault. nor is it a bad thing in any way.

and if checking out a girl with a nice rack is so ‘disrespectful’, then i guess it’s also disrespectful to men when a girl checks out a guy with a 6 pack or anything along those lines. it works both ways.

Couldn’t agree with you more.

glad i’m not the only one with this basic common sense

That’s why you’re a dude with pants.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is your favorite element?

Metal.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Boobs: Should we stare at them?

The “objectification” argument is dumblrite religionesque dogmatic bullshit. It’s normal for hetero males to love looking at a nice rack, just like it’s normal for females to go for taller males, it’s just nature baybuh! You can find answers for all life’s questions in the cruelty and beauty of nature.

That being said, don’t be that guy and just look at a woman’s chest for too long, it may be hazardous to your health. Do it in moderation and be subtle. A pair of sunglasses may help a lot.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

You’re most excellent at being melodramatic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / wat do u ware n snow ?! ?!? ??

The flesh of fallen angels.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you ever worn clothing for the opposite sex?

Moral of the story?
Don’t buy stuff from mall vendors.

Don’t go to the mall in the first place.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who are you really?

I got type BMLP666-3 which means that my rage can only be satiated by blood.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hipotetical: all OTers suddenly are nice, respectfull, kind and smart people

What, you mean we aren’t already?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's new, OT?

Originally posted by TheLmaoPancake:

Just got week banned for having an inappropriate avatar lol

What did you have as your avatar?

Originally posted by MmeBunneh:

That… was the most nonchalant judge I ever was in front of I almost went, “Wait what?” Wow. Okay. I was not expecting it to be that simple at all. Basically I got called up first, they looked at my documents, then he said, “You want a penis, I’ll give you one.”

Then I was told to go to the clerk office and done.

Wow. I actually think I like court now.

Cracked the code.