Recent posts by kingzak13 on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

Lord Zakary of the Intergalactic Council of Lords.

As Zakary reaches terminal velocity he looks on and sees Steve launching towards him.

The two men collide causing a massive explosion and their two lifeless bodies fall from the sky.

The two men crash through the roof of the bar and through the floor of the bar, landing in the basement.

Around them they see a variety of latex equipment and various phallic objects.

“What the fuck have we landed in” Zakary exclaims

As he says this a man in a full leather body suit emerges from the shadows.

“We have some new playthings” the gimp says causing more people in similar outfits to emerge from the shadows.

The two men are surrounded in the sex dungeon, what happens next, find out when RandomTurtle does something.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

LORD ZAKARY OF THE INTERGALACTIC COUNCIL OF LORDS (Turtle complained about my capitalization last time so he can deal with this)

I begin to fire my guns at the Dragon in an attempt to slay it.

I need to get closer, so I begin firing the guns backwards which generates thrust launching me at the dragon.

Once I reached peak momentum I begin spinning turning myself into a giant spinning blade ready to decapitate Steve and his Dragon.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

Lord Zakary of the Intergalactic Council of Lords.

I catch both the pool cues inches before they are plunged into me. I begin spinning holding them and Steve until Steve is off the ground.

I release the pool cues sending Steve the Legendary into the wall.

I pull out my signature weapons, duel axes with guns embedded in each end.

“You dare face me, vermin”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

Originally posted by hamuka:

This thread is older than my freaking account wtf

Is OP even alive

That’s a question we have been asking for 4 years now.

Lord Zakary of the intergalactic council of lords.

“Peasants stop your rioting and bow before me” he bellows.
“Now fetch me you biggest most alcoholic light drink”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

What in the holy hell is this doing back alive again.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Punish the non-believers

Originally posted by PuerMagnum:

You don’t have 1 million nex, you must now 1v1 me.

Also, Nex isn’t currency, rather a balance of how disciplined you are, and how much respect you have.

So what you are saying is we all lack discipline?

Also for challenging me to a 1V1 you owe me 1000 KZ points.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Punish the non-believers

Nexus is stupid

Well I insulted the nexus, here is 1 million nex

Hands 1 million nex

“Anyone else want a million nex.”

Give 1 million nex to everyone

YAY fake currency is fun”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

International Orange

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

So what’s everyone been up to.
There is way too much for one to read and catchup, anyone want to give me the jist.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Jin

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread

I am thinking about making a mafia soon. Just want to get a quick head count on how many people I can expect to join.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [signups] Kongregate Mafia II: Return of Emily G (final spot)

You know, seeing this get bumped makes me wonder,

Should I make a new Kongregate Mafia, would people be interested in signing up for it.
Or has the age of classic Mafia games been and gone.

So thoughts?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [signups] Kongregate Mafia II: Return of Emily G (final spot)

I was about to complain about someone ripping off my idea when I saw this.

Damn I wish I had a reserved for lock post in here.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but they are framed by the other vegetables for crimes they didn’t commit.

I wish for smaller tree in my garden.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Stonehenge (Its not in London)

 
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Topic: Technical Support / KREDS!

Wrong forum for this.

You probably want to post in Tech support

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

Great Ball

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List

21 guns

 
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Topic: Forum Games / adv0catus's Caption Contest! CONGRATULATIONS FELINEFORUMER!

I know what I would put

Good luck to the finalists. I have enjoyed this game and wish it had gone a bit longer.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / adv0catus's Caption Contest! CONGRATULATIONS FELINEFORUMER!

Originally posted by adv0catus:

3 rounds, including this one.

So only one person is getting eliminated this round?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / adv0catus's Caption Contest! CONGRATULATIONS FELINEFORUMER!

Only 2 round left
This is getting tense

 
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Topic: Forum Games / adv0catus's Caption Contest! CONGRATULATIONS FELINEFORUMER!

Originally posted by SypherKhode822:

The General has a great appreciation of WMDs, Women of Mass Distraction.

Made it better. But I am still dead.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / adv0catus's Caption Contest! CONGRATULATIONS FELINEFORUMER!

Like I said on my elimination I am willing to be a replacement judge if you want.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

Zak

I headbutt a nearby wall for no reason. A big hole in the wall appears and it is full of gold coins

“Dibs” I shout and stuff as many of them as possible into my pocket

 
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Topic: Forum Games / adv0catus's Caption Contest! CONGRATULATIONS FELINEFORUMER!

Wow I was not expecting to be eliminated. but then again I expect it literally every round so it was bound to happen.

If any of the judges fail to post scores I am willing to take over if necessary.

good luck to everyone left in the game. Except judge 2, you suck.