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Topic: Zombie Pandemic / been stuck on the cable-zombie screen

Originally posted by cloudstar123:

hey same problem here only ive had it way over a day now … :/ no 1 seems to wanna help us lol

Yeah, I’ve noticed that too, on their site they say they’ve solved the problem… bullshit.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "The Purge" may cause problems with the criminally insane

Originally posted by helltank:

Even if the purge triggers something I don’t give a shit because I live in Asia. We already shipped all the fucking morons and the criminally insane to America.

So true. God, I hate living in America. I’d rather be in England, my voice already slips into an English accent all the time…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "The Purge" may cause problems with the criminally insane

@Superfastjelly
Well, I understand where you’re coming from, but it seems more likely for him to have been influenced by Heath Ledger, as he was the best joker we’ve seen, and the man’s gruff, violent, yet public method more closely resembles the Dark Knight’s Joker. (Let’s hope that if someone is influenced by batman, they can at least act.) And “fucking morons” do not include the criminally insane, as many of them are surprisingly intelligent, and sometimes, pshycotic symptoms don’t surface until triggered by something, therefore, who’s to say that the Purge won’t trigger someone?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "The Purge" may cause problems with the criminally insane

Originally posted by superfastjelly:

The only people who will take the movie seriously is the small percentage of people who believe it will actually happen.

Precisely, and those percent are the criminally insane. Remember, the man who thought he was Joker was influenced by the movie, so who is to say that the purge won’t cause a very similar problem?

Originally posted by ThetaPrime01400:

I was thinking that myself, about how the movie could influence a bunch of people. I’m not saying that movies cause murder or anything, because it IS the people’s own minds, but it could happen. I honestly felt very uneasy tonight. I really dread waking up to reports that a group of people did something.

That is exactly how I feel. There’s no way to know for sure, but I hope the lot of you don’t end up having someone wearing one of those masks on your doorstep with an assault rifle…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / "The Purge" may cause problems with the criminally insane

For those of you who remember, a while ago, in a Colorado movie theater, a man who truly believed that he the Joker, went and killed a lot of people, and I believe that he was influenced by Heath Ledger’s preformance. That, tied with the idea of everything, including murder becoming legal, makes it so I can only believe that the movie will cause similar problems. You just know that those bloody horrifying masks will be available for purchase, and I have a feeling, that some time after the movie’s release an assault, murder, or robbery will occur, and at the very least, someone will be injured. What do you think? Keep in mind the cannibalistic attacks of late, as well as the previously mentioned “Joker incident”.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Mardek 3 vs. Epic Battle Fantasy 3

I vote Mardek. I have a very sarcasitc sense of humor, so theres one reason, and the other is because I do love how they point out certain things which seem so cliche. Pseudolonewolf is a fucking genius.

 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: General / Guild Charter

Originally posted by Leothyr:

25000 gold is nothing
also, it’s much better to join an existing guild

I understand, but I hate the wait. And I know its not much, but in game digital currency is still in game digital currency. (I know what I just said Its a joke)
 
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Topic: Dawn of the Dragons: General / Guild Charter

I’d like to not let my 25000 gold have gone to waste. http://www.kongregate.com/games/5thPlanetGames/dawn-of-the-dragons?kv_action_type=signcharter&kv_charter_id=6020&kv_trk=guildcharter

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Friendship

Hm, I guessed I’d see a thread on this. Only add me if you really want to. (Sweet! More people on my fleet!)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's happening to me?

@ aldir, naw I’m just messing with you. But… I have no Idea how I found this thread…

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What's happening to me?

Well, obviously, different things move different people. Pretentious, I can relate to that. I used to never feel emotion,(actually, I’d laugh when people got seriously hurt), but after I started watching anime,(especially soul eater for some reason) I started to feel what many would call a “heart”, where there has been nothing for many years. I truly hate the feeling, as I believe emotion is a sign of weakness, and I do my best not to show it unless it’s in sarcasem, or if it’s anger. But I typically only feel the, “tug on the heartstrings” when someone has had their life ruined and torn away from them.

 
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Topic: MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3 / If you could create your own character...

As you can tell from my post above, Richard would be the hardest character to code in.

 
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Topic: MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3 / If you could create your own character...

Name: Richard
Gender: Male
Element: Water
Weapon: Nythera (transforming snake, can morph into Rapier medium strength, can cause bleed 70% cast chance , War hammer, great strength, can cause Stun,or Bleed 10% cast chance or Whip, low strength, can cause stun, numb, bleed or confusion 20% cast chance)
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Class: Animated Statue
Type: Animated Statue
Age: Unknown
Origin: Water Temple
Skillset: Battle Techniques
Action Skills:
Strong Blow: If Rapier, does 60% more damage 40% less accurate, if War hammer, 100% more damage, 60% less accurate, if Whip, 50% more damage, 30% less accurate. Gotten From Skill Scroll I, already mastered

Status Strike: Guaranteed to inflict either Bleed, Stun, Numb, or Confusion, unless target’s resistance is at 100%. Gotten From Skill Scroll I, already mastered

Drown: Kills one enemy with Water elemental magic, unless target has at least 60% water resistance, then damage is nullified. Gotten From Skill Scroll 3

Rapier Combo x3: Attack with Rapier 3 times, 1st time, x1.0 dmg (normal accuracy) 2nd time, x1.5 dmg (75% Accuracy), 3rd time, x2.0 dmg (Half accuracy). Gotten From Skill Scroll 2

Hammer Combo x3: Attack with Hammer 3 times, 1st time, x1.0 dmg (normal accuracy), 2nd time, 2.0 dmg (Half accuarcy), 3rd time, x3.0 dmg (25% accuracy) Gotten From Skill Scroll 2

Whip Combo x3 Attack with Rapier 3 times, 1st time, x1.0 dmg (normal accuracy) 2nd time, x1.5 dmg (75% Accuracy), 3rd time, x2.0 dmg (Half accuracy). Gotten From Skill Scroll 2

Aqua Heal: Uses the moisture in the air to heal all teammates by a factor based on Richard’s SPR Gotten From Skill Scroll I, already mastered

Water Shield: Protects all teammates from 150% water damage, 100% Fire Damage, but shield is broken when hit with earth damage, and Richard takes 150% of the damage given to the shield. Gotten from skill scroll 4

Tsunami Slash: Just like Mardek’s Water Slash, only 50% stronger, with a fancy name. Gotten from skill scroll 4

Purify: Heal most negative status affects from all teammates Gotten from Skill Scroll 5

Bide: Charge power for 3 turns for one large attack. Any damage done to Richard between the 3 turns will be added to the total damage Richard’s Counter attack will do. Gotten from Skill scroll 6

Villain’s Bane: does elemental damage based on the target’s weakness, strength, and defense. Gotten from Skill scroll 7

Stats:
STR 15
SPR 20
AGL 17
VIT 20
HP 856 (at lvl 30)
MP 789 (at lvl 30)
Can equip:
Weapon: Nythera (CANNOT CHANGE)

Offhand: Weapon Skill Scroll (this is how Richard and Nythera learn all their abilities, and those passive damage skills other characters already know)

Head: Half Helms, and Hats

Body: Robes, Light Armours, Stoles, Clothing

Accessories: All

Starts at level 30

Starting Equipment
Weapon: Nythera (CANNOT CHANGE)

Offhand: Skill Scroll I (gives Pys dmg +10% and Magic dmg + 10%) (there are 7 of them, and each of them have separate battle skills and passive skills.)

Head: None

Body: Richard’s Long Jacket (Light Armor) (Gives Pys Damage -10%, Magic dmg -10%, and additional passive, “Statue Body” which is exactly the same as legion’s Metal Body, only with a different name.

Accessories: Ring of the Foolish Mage,(gives, incoming magic dmg -20%, and out going magic dmg +20%) only usable by Richard, He picked this up off of the foolish Mage who had animated him, The Mage had Intended to Confine him in the Water Temple, but he said, “You Shall not go 100 meters,(1 mile… Right?) from Water, or you shall fall apart, slowly piece by piece, until there’s nothing left.” But, Clever as Richard is, technically, there is water in the air, so he is free to go any where, as long as there is oxygen present.

Accessories: Tim Toborne’s Amulet, Only usable by Richard (yeah, that’s just to show that Richard is owned by me) When equipped, doubles Richard’s SPR and multiplies AGL, and VIT by 50%
Strongest Skill Scroll, obviously SS7, and SS7 multiplies Richards STR by 50%, as STR is his lowest stat.

I couldn’t care less whether or not any of these are picked,(but gratz to you if you are!) I was wondering, If Pseudo does use one, does that mean we won’t own it anymore?! Cause, I kinda wanna keep ownership of Richard and Nythera, but just let Pseudo use them…

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Kongregate Appreciation Thread

I’m surprised anyone actually replied to this topic! But the reason I stay here,(setting aside my 5 month absence), is because of the community.(and the badges)

 
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Topic: Kongregate / Contest: Design a quest! "Yo dawg..."

The True Hero quest:
requirements, 1.) Beat Epic battle fantasy 1 on normal or hard
2.) Beat Epic battle fantasy 2 on normal or hard
3.) Beat Epic Battle fantasy 3 on normal or hard and all Side Quests
4.) Beat The Legend of The Void
5.) Beat MARDEK chapter 1’s Side Quest and Final Boss
6.) Beat MARDEK chapter 2’s Zombie Dragon, Trilobite Arena, and Final boss
7.) Beat MARDEK chapter 3’s Side Quests, Trilobite ArenaII, All solo Arenas, Karnos,Animus and Final Boss
8.) Beat Sonny 1
9.) Beat Sonny 2
10.) (This is the Big Daddy!!!) Reach the maximum Level in all mentioned games. (Have fun with that one!!!)

HaHa!!! Epic Quest!!!!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / AWESOME YOUKONGREATE VIDEOS

http://www.kongregate.com/games/locos/youkongregate?video=545710 if that link no work, oh well.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Someone help me; I've lost faith in humanity

Originally posted by MyDreamName:

I’m sorry, I don’t quite understand, mate.

What exactly are you doing that you think is annoying?

just existing I guess.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Someone help me; I've lost faith in humanity

sorry, i messed up the quote-unquote thing =.="

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Someone help me; I've lost faith in humanity

I’m annoying to people and they automatically think it’s on purpose, even though it’s not.

How is your annoying people not the issue here? It’s like breaking into someone’s house, then complaining at them that the window cut you on the way in. I think you need to realize that it’s probably not their problem. It’s good that you realize you’re being annoying. Why aren’t you trying to stop it? It may be causing a lot of your other problems.

You would be truly amazed on how much that does NOT work, I’ve tried ignoring before…but quit frankly, it doesn’t work; it never has. But thank you guys for the advice… It helps.

 
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Topic: Serious Discussion / Someone help me; I've lost faith in humanity

Hey… I don’t like asking for help (i’m born under Capricorn; go figure), but this time, I feel I need to ask for it. Most of my school mates would take one look at me, and completely ignore me as if I didn’t exist. Even if I’d never met them. Then, people make fun of me cause of my apperance, and they make fun of me for studdering (which I do a lot); or some other stupid thing.My only real friends are mostly people who are treated the same way, save for a few popular kids who aren’t assholes. I’m annoying to people and they automatically think it’s on purpose, even though it’s not. It’s not just people I know, it’s almost EVERYBODY in this world. God gave us Earth, and we fvcked it up with wars, and pollution. He gave us free will, and humanity is abusing it. For all I care, God could just blast our planet to dust, because I HATE HUMANITY. People are so mean to each other, their greedy, selfish, and above all, ASSHOLES. I’m soory, but this is how I’ve felt since 2nd grade, and I’m headin’ into 9th soon, so if ANYONE could help me with this lack of faith, I’d be extremely grateful…. Thanks in advance…..

 
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Topic: MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3 / Suggestions for MARDEK 4

i try to avoid talking about this game IRL cause when i talk abot any aspect of it, it makes me sound like a Nerd.

 
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Topic: MARDEK RPG: Chapter 3 / Suggestions for MARDEK 4

because chapter 4 is halfway through, i think it should come with all the side quest from all the privious chapters, so you don’t permanently miss any, make it so you can exchange any team mate for another EXCEPT Mardek, and Zach and Vehrn return but their levels are the only thing that changed.

 
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Topic: Technical Support / saved games randomly disappearing

Maybe your computer just sucks…If it’s not a storage compasity or CCleaner problem, I think your computer itself must be the problem. Laptops usually have problems saving games, but if you get a MAC, it tends to work better. I don’t use a MAC, but I’ve heard it works best. And GameStop may rip people off when buying their games, and charge a bunch when you buy games; but they don’t delete peoples shtuffs.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would you do if ----- Thread

hope no one sees me.
What would you do if you were turned into a dog

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What would you do if ----- Thread

wonder why his mustash looks like nose hair.

what would you do if the sun exploded?