Recent posts by clumpy on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Finally Completed Every Badge

I have played any past 2 either, but I remember it being the very first game I ever played on Kongregate, so it has that nostalgic appeal for me. I do remember it taking years to get the badges though! It took a lot of time trying to take one town, let alone all of them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ~*~*l OTDonalds l*~*~

Originally posted by niceman555:

Why are we talking about a delicacy that looks like someone put syrup and butter on fries and the Russian President when my shop is being robbed?

Jesus, I need some security!

You need poutine!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ICQ:677343311 SELL Cvv Good Fresh Cheap,Full Info(ssn,dob,dl)

Originally posted by DaAzianDragon:

Mods are slow today.

Mods are pooching the bed yo

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Im back (Cat Pals 5 inside)

The fact that I’ve been on this site for 7 years now is depressing. And with all the times I left and returned I have never made a thread about it. I never understood the point of it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ~*~*l OTDonalds l*~*~

Originally posted by Dartjat:

you’re a big guy

Holy crap you still come on this site ? Blast from 2009’s past

 
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Topic: Off-topic / This is Awesome App Game

I have adblock on yet FUCKING OT – Ads in threads fuck. Fuck off OP with your ads

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ICQ:677343311 SELL Cvv Good Fresh Cheap,Full Info(ssn,dob,dl)

TL;DR OP is a scamfag

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Troll Science

Wait wtf @ the necro bump

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Troll Science

I remember when I used to like Troll Science shit. Years ago back when I was like 12

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ~*~*l OTDonalds l*~*~

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by clumpy:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by clumpy:

Where is the poutine?

In Russia, dimwit.

In Russia they have Krokodil, not poutine.

They have both.

Uncle Vlad created Krokodil cause he knows MURRCA can’t handle its drugs. It’s ingenious! Only the OTdonalds poutine can save life as we know
it

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Finally Completed Every Badge

This discussion should be about how awesome Feudalism was

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ~*~*l OTDonalds l*~*~

Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by clumpy:

Where is the poutine?

In Russia, dimwit.

In Russia they have Krokodil, not poutine.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ~*~*l OTDonalds l*~*~

Where is the poutine?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Magikarp is best pokemon

I can’t believe I spent all the time reading that. Wow.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I hope this never happens again.

Originally posted by Meistheman:

Yesterday at 3 am I was really hungry, so I went to the kitchen. Of course, there is nothing strange about this. But what happened afterwards scarred me for life. I made myself a cereal and I wanted to go to the living room, but what actually happened is that I slammed on the door and blood was coming out of my nose. Then I heard a voice from somewhere saying “Clean the fucking kitchen, you sick fuck! I have to go through this every day, surviving the horrible stank from the garbage bin and from the expired foods!”
So naturally, I was wondering who could have said something strange like this and then I saw two flaming eyes popping out of the door, who also looked like Aku’s from Samurai Jack. He told me that he won’t let me leave the kitchen until I have cleaned it, so I had to stay for 2 hours there until I was released from this prison and could finally aid my broken nose.

Please tell me one of your “strange” stories!

Dude you won’t even believe it, I was that door you slammed into! I still have to beat the shit out of you for that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Predict the user below you with an adjective

A regular

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New OT's Official Tinychat Thread (NEWT) Active Chat: /kongregate and /kongregationtc

Fuck it. See ya guys in another year

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the worst impulse purchase you have ever made?

Originally posted by rebelrabbit:

Runescape membership. cringes

+1 summed up my youth

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New OT's Official Tinychat Thread (NEWT) Active Chat: /kongregate and /kongregationtc

Originally posted by inmonkeyness:
Originally posted by oOTrentOo:

KongregationTC – Owned by Zam

Moderators: Zam, TheRoflWaffle, Caravine, braves055, superfastjelly, ReallyIntoBooks

 
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Topic: Off-topic / New OT's Official Tinychat Thread (NEWT) Active Chat: /kongregate and /kongregationtc

I’d be down for a TC sesh

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My Forum Posts #6: I Get No Shouts or Anything :(

@OP who are you

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How would you react to this situation?

Awkwardly try to make small talk

 
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Topic: Off-topic / In less than half a hour, I will be on my way to school.

Originally posted by Caravine:
Originally posted by abraaz:

>25 Aug
>School
Wow you go back early. When. Did you break up?

They think it’s “More education time”. It still ends in June. Fuck them.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which celeberities would you lose to in a fight>?

Originally posted by spookyskeleton:

I would lose to Brock Lesnar

Implying anyone could beat Brock Lesnar

Inb4 Cain Velasquez

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Welcome

I joined this site cause the game Feudalism was fun