Recent posts by darkfrogger on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / OT's League Of Legends Thread?

Add me bros.

Topic: Off-topic / how to build ur own weed eater bike

reminds me of the time my friend tried to make a motor bike using a small outboard motor. that one didn’t work for some reason but this seems easily doable.

Topic: Off-topic / Could you guys help, please?

How about a raffle with the grand prize being a ticket to have your car washed by girls in bikinis while playing poker.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Severe Mental Illnesses

Topic: Serious Discussion / A Question, for those familiar with the Cell Theory

Originally posted by GameCrazyKid:

Originally posted by darkfrogger:

Relevant: Did viruses come before cells?

Aren’t viruses cells? Or atleast caused by cells?

Don’t take it from me. But I think they didn’t. What would they infect?

Viruses aren’t cells. Second question. I don’t know.

Topic: Serious Discussion / A Question, for those familiar with the Cell Theory

Relevant: Did viruses come before cells?

Topic: Serious Discussion / Prostitution

Originally posted by onlineidiot1994:

I think we should all become prostitutes.

Make blowjobs the official currency.

What if two prostitutes both charged one blowjob to perform a blowjob and then each purchased a blowjob from the other?

Topic: Off-topic / I can't fap...

Don’t fap if you’re not in the mood.

Topic: Off-topic / Comics Thread

Topic: Off-topic / Time suddenly becomes the currency of the world

Reminded me of this

Funny this is, I didn’t even remember watching that show until I read this thread. I then remembered that specific part of the show and then next thing you know I remember the entire show. I spent like all of grade 5 watching it.

Topic: Off-topic / Who else here learned to drive at a young age?

My dad let me drive around parking lots when I was 9 and I could drive well on actual roads by age 11.

Topic: Off-topic / Who the FUCK stole my pillow!?!

I didn’t do anything to your fucktoy pillow, I swear!

Topic: Off-topic / Find the footage

Hello I once heard a story about people dropping ice cream cones because they’re dumb. Find me some footage.

Topic: Off-topic / The moderation is slowly fading away

Because people are stupid and ignore commas.

Topic: Off-topic / Awkward Picture Description

The man sitting on the chair and his friends are the world finalists in musical chairs. The man who is on the chair won, and his friends have decided to give him a special surprise for winning the game. To make sure the surprise isn’t ruined, they blindfolded the man. The spectators are there because this is the world finals and people want to watch. The friends are now shooting little jellybeans at him that explode on contact into little rainbow teddy bears that will hug him because he likes hugs.

Topic: Off-topic / Hello my friends

Mohammed al Waseem bin Jewstafa here

I have received news that the infidels of the great arrogant nation of the world allow their women to drive cars.

Of course, this means jihad. I have been put in charge of recruiting soldiers for the great war of our time. I can choose only from among the brave, the strong, and the slightly insane. Our numbers are swelling with every second that passes. We are legion. We will not rest until Sharia is the law of the earth. Come my friends. It is time.

Peace be upon you.

Topic: Off-topic / I've just discovered this great website.

Hmm maybe if we all work together for 24 hours, we might give enough rice to feed one person one meal. Isn’t that wonderful?

Topic: Serious Discussion / Dihydrogen Monoxide is DANGEROUS

HYDROXYL ACID MAIN COMPONENT OF ACID RAIN

AND THEY FEED OUR CHILDREN THIS STUFF FOR CHRIST’S SAKE

BOYCOTT IT FOR THE GREATER GOOD

Topic: Off-topic / Cold Pineapple

I once heard two people discussing, in intricate detail, how one would go about cloning and then sexually molesting Hitler.

Topic: Off-topic / Would you give up 20 points of your IQ

for the ability to fly?

Topic: Off-topic / So I got a goldfish in a grade 5 fun fair

And it’s still alive. Pretty amazing lil fishy.

Topic: Off-topic / Comrades, I am trying to attract females at my school that aren't completely ugly/fat

Activate goggles

Topic: Off-topic / The truth about treehugging hippies that abstain from meat due to its so called "unethicalness"

Originally posted by Kratix:

Originally posted by GotterakaThing:

Originally posted by Kratix:

They aren’t sentient, though.

Ever consider that most animals aren’t sentient?

Most meat is obtained from the sentient ones.

Chickens and cows are now sentient. Thus says Kranix the genius.

Topic: Off-topic / Another Question.

To quote without the name showing put <blockquote> in front of what you want to quote, type the quote, then put </blockquote> after the quote.

For example, to quote Haven’t figured it out yet, use <blockquote>Haven't figured it out yet</blockquote>

To quote with the name showing, hit quote post and then remove the parts that you don’t want to quote. For example, when I quote Van Halen’s post, this shows up. <blockquote><cite>Originally posted by <b><a href='/forums/2/topics/206830?page=1#posts-4472609'>VanHalen1</a>:</b></cite><br><p>Still haven&#8217;t figured it out.</p></blockquote> Just remove the word I from it so it looks like this <blockquote><cite>Originally posted by <b><a href='/forums/2/topics/206830?page=1#posts-4472609'>VanHalen1</a>:</b></cite><br><p>I still haven&#8217;t figured it out.</p></blockquote>

To change the name of the poster, click quote post, then find the username in the code and change it. For example, again with Van Halen’s post:
<blockquote><cite>Originally posted by <b><a href='/forums/2/topics/206830?page=1#posts-4472609'>fatty</a>:</b></cite><br><p>I still haven&#8217;t figured it out.</p></blockquote>

gives this:

Originally posted by fatty:

I still haven’t figured it out.

Topic: Off-topic / Another Question.

Give me an example of what you want to do.