Topic: War of Omens /
What People Say In Chat
Taking an idea from the card game Elements that I used to play as much as I now play WoO: It's the WPSIC thread! Post any funny, hilarious, weird, awkward, or just plain strange chat conversations/segments in here for people to see and I'll add it to the Opening Post! Enjoy reading through others as well as we feel nostalgia together over how hilarious our little community here can really be!
NOTE: SPECIAL FEATURE PRESENTATION http://forums.warofomens.com/discussion/1399/unified-bylaws-of-the-northern-regions
Starting off with: Captain Betrayer's Storytelling!
A Lucky Knight's Tale
By Captain Betrayer
CaptainBetrayer: I don't bother trolling. People just end up trolled by the things I do.
CaptainBetrayer: Collateral trolling.
tribaltroublelol: @Captain great quote right there
CaptainBetrayer: Take it, and do good works.
CaptainBetrayer: Be a force of right in your e-community.
CaptainBetrayer: I'ma derail this chat like the plot of a Tarantino movie.
tribaltroublelol: Hack at it Cap
CaptainBetrayer: So, there I was. Rope in one hand, princess in the other.
CaptainBetrayer: Swinging across the chasm. Sorcerer casting spells at me left and right, missing on purpose to prolong the joy.
CaptainBetrayer: Pet hydra snapping at my heels, as I push off stalactites and hope to God the rope doesn't slip.
CaptainBetrayer: Now, I like healthy women, but right then I wasn't so happy with the princess' curvy physique, along with all that armor I was wearing. Heavy as hell.
CaptainBetrayer: Eventually, the Sorcerer got bored, and decided "Welp, screw it, I made a promise" and slew the Hydra with a spell.
CaptainBetrayer: After I hear the sounds of gears and pulleys, the floor opens up, and the Sorcerer's... 'pool' comes into view, kraken and all.
CaptainBetrayer: The kraken feasted well that night on salted hydra, and decided to play with the shiny object swinging above the water.
CaptainBetrayer: So, with 'oh, shit' echoing in my head, I shove and push and slip farther down the rope till the kraken snags my boot.
CaptainBetrayer: Luckily, I didn't secure it well enough. And with how high up I was? Terminal velocity became my bestest friend. Right through the... head, I guess?
CaptainBetrayer: And in the kraken's death throes? Snags the Sorcerer, with screaming and pulping. I could have put some magic jelly on bread, if I hadn't been screaming in fear of the dead kraken.
CaptainBetrayer: So, after everyone stopped dying and screaming, I managed to put the princess down, retrieve my boot and wash it out, because I wasn't leaving without my new best friend boot.
CaptainBetrayer: And sloshing my way out of the cave, with the exuberant princess on my arm, and the roaring sounds of the cheering peasantry outside.
itztaytay: why is the peasantry right next to a deadly cave with a sorceror?
Indy5000: Poor civil planning
Antysiw: because where youre goign after smoking pot yoiu dont need no logic
CaptainBetrayer: I wander out into the light, and the commons rejoiced. "You've saved us! Our village will forever thank you!" And the princess was rather enamored of me. "Oh, my hero!"
CaptainBetrayer: And while I tried to get them all calmed down and keep the princess from stripping me nude and taking me on the spot…
CaptainBetrayer: My wife showed up.
Followed By: Itz's Advice to every Metris player: itztaytay: need to steal more ointment
Add-ons from Thread to be updated as I can Below!
CaptainBetrayer: Hey, look, I’m allowed to be penised AND LIKE IT.
Auron1221: That poor soul, tricked by the allure of a shiny coin over two significantly better heroes.
Tribaltroublelol: WHY DOES THEO HAVE THREE APOTHECARIES IN PLAY
a better guess!BuddyPharaoh:
a WoO player on the lam
Originally posted by Jordann:
Often notabot (he is not a bot, not a meme, but a human being!) is trolling about marriage, but here he was actually funny:
notabot999: @DCW1114 would you mind just letting me win? I’m going through a difficult divorce and I need this
notabot999: it’s not a joke
notabot999: I’m at the end of my goddamn rope
DCW1114: soooo, I’ve drawn 0 cards that I actually need…haha
notabot999: thank you thank you jesus christ thank you
notabot999: pity is all I have left
notabot999: pity and vaping
DonavonWhitehand: so stop clinging to your God-damn rope and let God carry you?
notabot999: I’ll have you know I’m a devout Vaishanist
DeS_tructive: hugs notabot You can do it, mate.
notabot999: I relate to Rama because he had his wife cast into the flames to prove her purity
notabot999: something I foolishly never did
MeMagicalPie: why are people so slow
Zace: They are stunned that you are a talking pie.
*Like a fish in a pool of sharks*
And another! :DThe Loading Screen vs The Players
Omnobo: getting stuck at the 5th column games screen now doh haha
tribaltroublelol: Use Deceit on it before it finishes Undermining you
Omnobo: load time is forever wow
tribaltroublelol: @Omnobo maybe its using Infiltrate and Stratagem :o
Omnobo: went from 71-> 72 in the time between my messages lol
Omnobo: 73 now
tribaltroublelol: For all you know it could be Ransacking you
tribaltroublelol: Or this could all be a Misdirect
Malz_Gaspard: yo mom got ransacked last night =0
Omnobo: it's just a pain in the ars..on
tw54: No, no...they're all giving you minsiformation. don't listen to it.
tribaltroublelol: No, no… tw54 is just trying to Seduce you.
Malz_Gaspard: guys, stop infighting
Malz_Gaspard: it is causing mayhem
tribaltroublelol: I am here to Sabotage and Sabotage I will!
Malz_Gaspard: let us consolidate to not be undermined by framing jimmy for the robbery
tribaltroublelol: Malz has the Stolen Plans!
Malz_Gaspard: ya dig?
Hermis0: framing the lackey for the robbery
tribaltroublelol: Malz just wants to Impersonate Malz. He's actually a Cutpurse!
Malz_Gaspard: that is what my informant has told me
tribaltroublelol: We need an Assassin!
Malz_Gaspard: with levels in wizard
shocman: way to ruin it
shocman: i would like to congradulate you on the ability to play metris
Malz_Gaspard: tha k you
Malz_Gaspard: I also run a mean war pocchi and bounty ysa
shocman: pocchi doesnt run
shocman: its more like a quick hobble
Malz_Gaspard: a quick waddle
GabeTheAlmighty: don’t you hate when you go infinite but all you have is gold producers and your bounty has been missingno’d?
nate451: more than life itself
GabeTheAlmighty: …that implies that you hate life…?
nate451: what is the single greatest cause of suffering?
GabeTheAlmighty: yeah, living mosquitoes
nate451: THE PIECES FIT
collusion: will dire boars sac the hero if he has fewer than 5 health and dire boar is the only other ally?
Malz_Gaspard: auto loss
Note: BuddyPharaoh's post will be put here soon. This is a placeholder to remind me.
SirDoom: Holy shit I killed a goat outrider with two shots.
shocman: this should be writen down
delta6421: i dont believe you
Malz_Gaspard: pics or it did not happen
SirDoom: lol seriously I am writing a bug report right now
ImpossibleDream: How do I feed Empowring Seal magic? I can’t do it.
DrZomboss: click on it?
ImpossibleDream: ah ok. Doesn’t work first turn it seems
ImpossibleDream: And you can’t use it twice it seems
Blackshine: No. But you can’t use it if there are no more Anima to empower.
SirDoom: and they have to be in play not in your hand\
ImpossibleDream: ahhhhhhhhhhhh it only empowers Anima
ImpossibleDream: **** I don’t know what that is
Blackshine: Anima, as in creatures.
ImpossibleDream: ow ok. DAmn. I need to change this deck then :)
ardizzle: this goat just dodged over 10 attacks
Malz_Gaspard: seems legit
Malz_Gaspard: I reported a bug once when it did not dodge at all
RealLex: you dodge it best, when you dodge nothing at all
Malz_Gaspard: cmon on baby dodge it one more time!
dCrawL: Keith Whitley?
Malz_Gaspard: erm I doing it rights?
janeika: that was the doors, right?
Malz_Gaspard: Brittney Spears
RealLex: mine was Ronan Keiting
RealLex: the legend
janeika: I’ve forgotten about that song, malz
Matanuilover: gg bro ;)
Malz_Gaspard: what are you old or something?
theawesome2123: closest game I’ve ever had
janeika: or something, yes
Matanuilover: whats ‘=IZ’?
dCrawL: Ive heard Keith Whitley and Allison Krauss do it, never heard of that guy
dCrawL: guess i’ll check it out
Malz_Gaspard: Internet Zebras
janeika: isn’t ronan keiting the original one?
RealLex: never ever have I dodged so bd
RealLex: the way your dodging yeah it got me odging really bad
Malz_Gaspard: I am dodgeing, dead or alive!
RealLex: never ever have I dodged so low
dCrawL: nah, Keith Whitley did it in 88, didn’t write it though
RealLex: when you gonna take me out of this dodge whole
dCrawL: come on baby dodge my hit
Malz_Gaspard: Cuz you know that I am dodging!
Malz_Gaspard: BORN TO BE DODGING!
dCrawL: let the good dodge roll, let it roll
Malz_Gaspard: dodge me as the man am
Malz_Gaspard: I am*
dCrawL: when i get that feeling, i want sexual dodging
Malz_Gaspard: The good, the bad, and the dodge
Malz_Gaspard: dodgy style
janeika: For those about to dodge, we salute you
dCrawL: bang bang, oh shit i missed you dodged
janeika: Have a dodge on me
Malz_Gaspard: I ON A HIGHWAY TO dodge
janeika: whole lotta dodge
dCrawL: dirty deeds, done dodge cheap
janeika: dodgin’ jack flash
janeika: how do you dodge!
Malz_Gaspard: dodge butler’s day off
dCrawL: wild wild outriders, couldnt dodge me down
janeika: Gimme dodge
Tracid: when does calipeth give her +1 to inscriptions
janeika: You can’t always dodge what you want
dCrawL: just a stranger in the dodge
Zabotinski: Upon placement
RealLex: but if you try real hard
Malz_Gaspard: HE IS A DODGEIAC! DODGEIAC! ON THE FIELD!
dCrawL: ya dodge what ya need!
Matanuilover: you can dodge what you NEEEEED
RealLex: you might dodge what you need!
Malz_Gaspard: AND HE IS DODGING LIKE HE HAS NEVER DODGED BEFORE!
dCrawL: dodge on the bayou
dCrawL: dodge on the baaaayoouu
Matanuilover: well, theres nothing the rules that says a dodge CANT play bastketball…
dCrawL: when a problem comes around, you must dodge it
RealLex: maybe I didnt dodge you, quite as often as I should have
janeika: I am a man of constant dodge
Malz_Gaspard: just dodge it off! dodge it off!
RealLex: dodge was always on my mind, dodge was always on my miiiiind
janeika: Dodgin’ all over the world!
dCrawL: don’t break my dodge, my achy breaky dodge
Malz_Gaspard: the dodge heard around the world
Malz_Gaspard: lead the dodge
janeika: Dodge a little bit
dCrawL: hey babe, take a walk on the dodge side
Malz_Gaspard: Archmage Dodge’grath
janeika: Ballroom dodge
janeika: I love this dodge
Malz_Gaspard: dodged, not stirred
dCrawL: to dodge, or not to dodge
dCrawL: flips coin
dCrawL: dodge marcellus wallace look like a bitch to you?
Malz_Gaspard: I dodge say she doth!
janeika: wherefore art thou dodge
Malz_Gaspard: ^that movie
Malz_Gaspard: it is a dodge dodge dodge dodge world
Jingelz: if u can dodge a wrench u can dodge an outrider
Malz_Gaspard: Twilight: new dodge
vataggsh: dodge gives you a card
dCrawL: nice Jingelz
ryalia888: Woot~ Jes level 28
Malz_Gaspard: Life, Liberty, and the pursuit ofdodge
dCrawL: sooo you couldn’t dodge that river
Malz_Gaspard: GIVE ME LIBERTY! OR GIVE ME DODGE!
Snah2: Meet the dodgers
Malz_Gaspard: I have a Dodge! A dodge that all men will be able to dodge!
Malz_Gaspard: four score and 8 dodges ago…..our forefathers dodged
Malz_Gaspard: Dodge and Dodger
dCrawL: let them have dodge
Malz_Gaspard: American Dodge
Snah2: Space the final dodge
Malz_Gaspard: How I Meet Your Dodge
Malz_Gaspard: Family Dodge
paraprotean: The Dodgefather
Snah2: Dodge driver
Matanuilover: dodge monteferro siani
Malz_Gaspard: Dodge Racer
Snah2: Dodge runner
Jingelz: the big dodge theory
Malz_Gaspard: Gandalf “YOU SHALL! NOT! DODGE!”
Malz_Gaspard: BRACE YOURSELVES!dodge is coming
Malz_Gaspard: we having nothing to fear, but dodge
dCrawL: papa don’t dodge
Malz_Gaspard: ASK NOT WHAT DODGE CAN DO FOR YOU! BUT WHAT YOU! CAN DO FOR DODGE!
Malz_Gaspard: the Dodgefather
Snah2: The dodge is out there
dCrawL: license to doge
Snah2: The hunt for red dodge
RanDomino: Ghost Dodge: Way of the Outrider
Malz_Gaspard: the Man With the Golden Dodge
dCrawL: the dodge is not enough
dCrawL: dodges are forever
Malz_Gaspard: Of Dodge and Men
dCrawL: dodge expecations
Malz_Gaspard: All Dodges go to Heaven
Snah2: The devil wears dodge
Malz_Gaspard: The Lion Dodge
Malz_Gaspard: sleeping dodge
Malz_Gaspard: The Little dodge
ryalia888: Dodge Caravan?
dCrawL: beauty and the dodge
Malz_Gaspard: Dodge story
Snah2: The night before dodge
Jingelz: once upon a dodge
Malz_Gaspard: Buzz Dodgeyear
Malz_Gaspard: the nightmare before dodge; with Jack Dodgington
Snah2: scary dodge
dCrawL: little dodge on the prairie
Jingelz: wow this went on long lol
Malz_Gaspard: Rudolph the Dodgenosed Raindodge
Snah2: santa dodge
Malz_Gaspard: Santa Dodge
dCrawL: Dodging through the snow
Malz_Gaspard: ** YOU………..dodge
Jingelz: sons of dodgearchy
dCrawL: 50 shades of dodge
zz1000zz: Can anyone here say what their favorite Metris opening is?
Malz_Gaspard: Two and a Half Dodges
Malz_Gaspard: Harry Dodger
Superabound: im never going to get an Epic again. Ever.
Jingelz: dodging bad
Snah2: Name is dodge, James dodge
Malz_Gaspard: The Lion, the Witch, and the Dodge
dCrawL: reservoir dodges
RanDomino: no dodge, no masters
Malz_Gaspard: Dodge, the story of dodge
Malz_Gaspard: no dodge no glory
dCrawL: no dodge for old men
Dabagar: dodging private ryan
Snah2: crouching dodge, hidden dodge
Malz_Gaspard: and then there was dodge
zz1000zz: Drunken Dodger?
paraprotean: Dodge Over the River Kwai
Malz_Gaspard: Dodgelander: THERE CAN ONLY BE DODGE
Jingelz: chuck dodge noris!
Malz_Gaspard: Balls of Dodge
Malz_Gaspard: the Dodgetrix
Malz_Gaspard: Count Dodgeula
dCrawL: The Derek Dodgelander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too
Malz_Gaspard: OW! he hit me right in the Dodge
zz1000zz: Dodge, in the name of loooove.
Snah2: Kindergarten dodge
Malz_Gaspard: Night at the Dodge
Malz_Gaspard: Professor Dodgelittle
Sertis: True story of Dodge
Malz_Gaspard: The Dodgey professor
RanDomino: The Dodge Brothers
Snah2: the dodge maker
Malz_Gaspard: Cats Vs. Dodge
paraprotean: Some Like It Dodge
Snah2: Dodge Vs. Dogs
Malz_Gaspard: pssst, hey buddy, wanna buy a dodge?
zz1000zz: How I Met your Dodge.
RanDomino: The Dodgeventures of Baron Dodgehausen
Malz_Gaspard: Ace Dodgeura, Dodge detective
Snah2: The last of the dodgers
Sertis: Sleeping with the Dodge
dCrawL: Don’t Dodge A Menace To South Central While Dodging Juice In The Hood
Malz_Gaspard: Mad Dodge: Dodger Dome
Snah2: Dodge she wrote
Jingelz: RNGesus vs Dodge!
dCrawL: Sweeney Dodge
Malz_Gaspard: dont cry over silt dodge
Malz_Gaspard: RNGESUS WINS AND YOU KNOW IT
zz1000zz: The Last Dodge.
Snah2: Final dodge
zz1000zz: The Passion of the Dodge.
Malz_Gaspard: Dodge and te Dodge tunes
Malz_Gaspard: this is making it onto "things said in chat
Matanuilover: ♪ assassin and courtesan sitting in a tree ♪
Matanuilover: ♪ K-I-L-L-I-N-G ♪
Scrotor: so 3 weeks now with no new content?
1ZEN: catluck is out of office for a while …wife is due for a baby
Halfwing: already had it
Halfwing: new dad
1ZEN: oh nice
Halfwing: yeah. so that’s what prompted no update last week
Riffington: What are we, the redheaded stepchildren?
Halfwing: hey now
Karmaofgood: I have a question about goat poultice.
Bloodlust918: go for it
DeS_tructive: The same upgrade level as the poultice.
AritzB: most probable answer
Karmaofgood: Wow Aritz, that was pro as ****.
DeS_tructive: . . .
Samurai_of_DOOM: So what is silver used for?
theawesome2123: Opening Card packs… OF DOOOOM
theawesome2123: So that you can get cards… OF DOOM
Samurai_of_DOOM: No no no, the other silver
Samurai_of_DOOM: the bar things on the right of gems
4thDr: silver opens better cards, usually
theawesome2123: You can upgrade cards… of DOOM with them
theawesome2123: instead of getting lucky in card packs
Samurai_of_DOOM: ahhhh thanks
theawesome2123: …. OF DOOM
Samurai_of_DOOM: thank you OF DOOM
Whoever rainlord is, or was, he will forever be wrong.
janeika: can the entire chat just write “rainlord, you are wrong.”?
Gooberp: @janeika I wish
DeS_tructive: “rainlord, you are wrong.”
rainlord: goob you nitwit, you pointed out yourself that there is no ambiguity
Lord7sins: "rainlord, you are wrong
rainlord: works as intended
wilhelmus: “rainlord, you are wrong.”?
janeika: not with the quotation mark
1ZEN: rainlord you are wrong
gruselkopf: rainford you are strong
More will be added very soon.
Now, why don't you guys add some more funny quotes you find throughout chat to share with the community? ^^
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Last Update: Tuesday, April 7th, 2015 I missed the fool's day. Oh well. Here's chat. Lul. Hi. K. Updated. Wonder when next one will be? :p