Recent posts by Gonkeymonkey on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / I DON'T LIKE THE DRUGS

I hope the drugs are what’s causing your horrible behavior and not your personality.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Itt: help me shitpost about 50 times

Notice me and reply to this post by quoting it. If you don’t, your post count will be reset to 1337.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Summer 2018]

Rilnik Junson the Exiled President of Estonia

“I regret what I have done, and I promise stuff like this will not happen in the future, including in any of the parallel universes that have Estonia (because I’m a dimensional traveller), but I request that Artur gives me a small part of Estonia to rule, because I would like to try and help to restabilize the country. All of the money I get will be used to repair everything as soon as Artur decides to give me some, which might not happen, because I have made a terrible desicion.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Update/OOC Thread][Reserve spots open for sign-ups]

That was quite bad. I’m still going to try and get at least some of my land back though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What is the most offensive thing an OTer has told you? (Calm thread)

Everything Amane says is offensive by default for me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Update/OOC Thread][Reserve spots open for sign-ups]

I will take my chances. This action is purely about fun, not winning.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / How good of a gamer do you consider yourself?

Horrible.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you have siblings?

One sister, 12 years old. She is the worst.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Would you kill someone for $1,000,000?

Yes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Smartest OTer.

I am the smartest.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [Mafia] nikeas' Generic Mafia of Lame [Day 1, deadline: 7th Feb, @ 19:oo / 7pm CET]

Sign. If can’t, reserve sign.

 
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Topic: War of Omens / removed

I enjoyed reading what you did, but I hate what you’ve done. You are a horrible person (mostly because part of the suspicion fell on me) and I hope Amane starts hating the nation you are from and posts on OT how all the people you care about should kill yourselves.
(I will now try and hack a flash game too. Probably. The people like me are bad at hacking. This is sad. I will not be able to hack a game. I won’t do it. I can’t. Depression.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Update/OOC Thread][Reserve spots open for sign-ups]

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:
Originally posted by BrainpanSonata:

The. Frikcing. PURGE. Gonkey WTF

Yeaaaaah, pretty much. That’s a crazy thing to do, man.

The effects will be positive, according to my calculations. There is nothing to worry about and refugees will stop coming to Estonia, thinking something like that will happen again, as Estonians in this game will probably go for them first.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Summer 2018]

Rilnik Junson the President of Estonia

Rilnik goes back up, breaking his left thumb’s nail in the process, and performs his last speech before returning to the homeland.
“I am sure that the slaughter won’t be as bad as we think, thanks to the first rule of our anarchy, and I don’t really expect rioting, but looting (unless they are the same thing) and everyone rampaging after the anarchy period stops will be fined for quite a bit of money. Our police system has collected signatures that all the police will immediately return to their working positions after the anarchy. This experience will be an interesting way to test their survival skills after a global catastrophy and a relaxing vacation where they can do and obtain everything they always wanted. If anyone has any more questions, Skype is still up and the computer will stay on my spot of the seats.”
Rilnik calls his bodyguards and they jump on a helicopter leaving to Estonia and wave goodbye to the building.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Why are teenagers so stupid?

The worst of all are not teenagers, but 8-10 year old kids with pre-puberty, a term I use to describe a period of extreme disrespect towards older people and being an idiot in general. Pre-puberty comes around the age I mentioned, but there are people who can skip it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / When did you last use the toilet?

A minute ago.
Also to poo.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Fucking iPhones

I thought this thread is about having sex with iPhones :(

 
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Topic: Off-topic / International Day of Estonian Suicide

Originally posted by trollmedic:
Originally posted by amainthedebz:
Originally posted by trollmedic:

Please, not on my Grandfather’s Birthday.

Fuck your grandfather.

+1

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you know any Japanese words?

Neko – cat

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Elite OT clan

Originally posted by Fightbeetle:
Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by Fightbeetle:

can i join

Yes, but your number of posts would qualify you as slave.

THATS RACIST TO FIGHT BEETLES

This is most certainly not racist. By posting to this thread, you confirm that you’ve read all the rules in the OP. These rules are equal to everyone, so go fuck yourself you little whiny bitch for wanting to be treated like a VIP. You are not a VIP. Yeasy is, and even that is doubtful according to the rules and his rank.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Summer 2018]

Rilnik Junson the President of Estonia

Rilnik brings tons of reporters from apparently Estonian TV channels with him as he steps up to the podium.
“Hello, dear leaders of the UN countries. Today, the 24th of February, marks the 100th year of Estonia’s independence. It is a huge honor to be the leader when such a magnificent event happens in the country I’m leading. I am not going to waste an hour for a speech, so I will get straight to the point.
We are going to make a month long period of almost complete anarchy affecting all of Estonia! And it starts NOW! The only two rules are that one may only kill people they wanted dead before the period began and on the (checks time from watch) 24th of March at 10:02:45 AM GMT+2, everything will return back to normal! We won’t let anyone in the country during this period, because the party, as I like to call it, is only for Estonians.
We will spend everything the citizens need on minor reparations, but the country itself is certainly not going to rebuild everything.
We will see whether this makes the citizens of Estonia more loyal or less loyal, but I think it is going to have a positive effect on our stability because once they have done everything they want without punishment, they won’t want to do it for a long time.”

 
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Topic: Off-topic / >mikkmar calls me poor

I can afford a haircut, but that doesn’t mean I will go cut my hair. I want it to grow, Mikk probably does the same.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [Mafia] Town of Salem - Night 2 (DL: Feb 5th, 21:00 EST)

There are truly a lot of ways mafia’s kill could’ve been prevented, but experience says they didn’t kill because they want to confuse us.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Update/OOC Thread][Reserve spots open for sign-ups]

Originally posted by yeasy:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

Rilnik Junson the president of Estonia

“We are still not spending on anything, as we still need to collect money for the special event we are planning for the 100th birthday of Estonia. We are going to support the new and revised act of Self-Competency.”

With that said, Rilnik runs back to his private room to negotiate with his ministers.

I bet he’s going to launch some fireworks.

Oh, I have nothing like that in mind >:D

 
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Topic: Off-topic / favorite OT meme?

I was turned into a meme when someone took a photo of a girl who had her birthday and me checking her out. I will vote for myself.