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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Kanji and Mark

There aren’t any shelves about personal journals. They must be somewhere else. But where could they be besides the archives and the library?
There are no matches either.
The book of Volcanian spells has an introduction:
“Volcania is a country far in the west. It’s an island shaped like a volcano. On the island, there are 25 volcanoes and it’s inhabited by monkeys. However, a mutation resulted in three mankeys being born. Mankeys have the power to cast spells that require extreme cuteness. The book mostly contains fire spells, with some earth and cuteness spells.”

Anna Kozlov

The experiments that day were testing the Beast Potion. However, an inmate who was turned into a beast escaped and opened all the cells in the Control Room. The rest is covered in blood.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / SPITFLY 2 - Round 3 (5/29, 1:45 PM, UTC+3)

Originally posted by Woon1957:

column

You have my hate.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [ROUND 74] DoomlordKravoka vs. Holy2334

DLK for the profile picture. And fame too… I think.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / [ROUND 77] Mikkmar vs. Quilladin206

Hail Mikkmar!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

[I’m going to be away 29.05.2015 – 30.05.2015. Sad, that we have no co-hosts.]

Kanji and Mark

The matches actually do matter that much. The symbol can be used as a sacrificial altar, though. The next ritual is:
CUTENESS RITUAL
Pros: Makes you extremely cute, enabling you to cast spells that require extreme cuteness: Cuteness Shield, Lesser Mind Control: Cute Version and Blinding of Cuteness. There might be more.
Cons: you will lose so much strength that you can only lift the clothes you’re wearing and an additional half kilograms.
Tl;Dr: A ritual that converts your strength into cuteness.
Incantation: MANKEYS ARE CUTE! BELIEVE IN THE MANKEYS AND YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING!
(More information of the spells can be found in the Book of Volcanian Spells.)

Anna Kozlov

The experiments section is very noticeable. What date would you like to read? (01.02.2002 – 21.12.2012)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / A Crow descends the skies, offering you... THIRTY PILLS.

4. I can make all my wishes come true! I have no unreal wishes.

If I got the 12. pill, I’d get 1, 4 and 15. I’m disappointed about my choice to take the 4th pill.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Sweden appreciation topic

It’s probably the best place for Estonians to escape to if WWIII comes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / YOU ARE HOME SMOKING WEED CHILLING IN PEACE WHEN A METEOR FALLS IN YOUR HEAD AND KILLS YOU INSTANTYL

After death, people go to a personal heaven where they can relive their life, only all their wishes come true. After that, they can chill on Earth, be reborn, wander in the public heaven or live in random parallel universes in their personal heaven.

So yes, I’d die.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

(Sorry for not posting five hours earlier, I had a choir rehearsal.)

Kanji Shameimaru

The book opens just like every other book. It has a variety of satanic rituals, with their pros and cons. On the first page is the following ritual:
FIRE MAGIC RITUAL
Pros: You’re given fire magic.
Cons: Instead of an incantation, the performer of this ritual has to make the shape in the picture using exactly 666 matches and light it on fire.
Tl;Dr: A ritual that requires extreme art skills and gives you fire magic.

Mark Green

You find some more records of the job of your father.
“Mr. Green had to test the inmates to see if they have made some progress in their quest to become sane again by going into the cells and talking to the inmates. The inmates had schizophrenia. They saw things like scary animals, snakes, spiders, sharks, larvae etc.”
The journals written by him seem to be somewhere else. It will be difficult to find journals written by him.

Anna Kozlov

You head to the lobby and find the same door: “WO____S O_LY”.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Starting today, you are going to start a hobby that you always wanted to start.

In the USA, cannibalism is not illegal. Killing is, though.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Picture Perfect [Round 10 - Oscar Nominated Documentaries]

Can I get half points for knowing the names of the gorgons?
They’re Sthenno, Euryale and Medusa. Sorry if I spelled them incorrectly, I know them from an Estonian book.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / No Christian can be saved....ya know why?

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

That’s why I believe in another god!

and what god is that?

Protosiilus, the King of the Witches. My own religion. There are about 30 more gods, but I’m not going to post them here.

will you ever made a thread talking about it?

Maybe. If more people than just you are interested.

is there any ware i can read about it at lest?

No, but you can PM me to find out more.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / So i made a typo

A woman once wanted to write that she couldn’t take the job offered to her because “see ei klapi minu bussiaegadega” (It doesn’t fit with my bus schedule). But the person offering the job sent her a message that “kahju, et te ei saa neid ümber sättida” (sad, that you can’t change them). The woman then checked the message she sent to him and saw she made a typo. She had said that “see ei klapi minu NUSSIaegadega” (it doesn’t fit with my sex schedule).
B and N are next to each other on Estonian keyboards so that’s understandable and true.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / No Christian can be saved....ya know why?

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:
Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

That’s why I believe in another god!

and what god is that?

Protosiilus, the King of the Witches. My own religion. There are about 30 more gods, but I’m not going to post them here.

will you ever made a thread talking about it?

Maybe. If more people than just you are interested.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Starting today, you are going to start a hobby that you always wanted to start.

Using the computer. I can’t hack into other people’s accounts yet :(

 
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Topic: Off-topic / No Christian can be saved....ya know why?

Originally posted by 15man:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

That’s why I believe in another god!

and what god is that?

Protosiilus, the King of the Witches. My own religion. There are about 30 more gods, but I’m not going to post them here.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what are you bad at?

I am excellent at maths. I’m bad at PE, woodwork and metalwork. I’m still male, though.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / No Christian can be saved....ya know why?

That’s why I believe in another god!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Kanji Shameimaru

Anna is there, looking for something. She doesn’t seem to find that, though.

Anna Kozlov

Things like this are in the archives. There are some books about satanic rituals, though.
(I guarantee you that nothing bad is going to happen upon opening those books.)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / what is your favorite meme

Probably Sasha Fokin (Estonian version).

No nahhui – Ah, fuck (nahhui is in Russian – ass)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Kanji Shameimaru

The mice answer, “We don’t really know. After the breakout, some inmates wandered to The Sewers. Eventually, they all died because of starvation or crocodiles. Some of them, however, became zombies just like the people there. It would be better not to go there and first gather some allies that are not evil.”

Mark Green

It takes about two hours to find the records of Anderson Green. It seems that he had worked with the people in the West Wing, third floor. There were inmates who saw hallucinations. Sometimes, they would grab something and beat Anderson.

Anna Kozlov

The library remains untouched. What would you like to read?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Zicit 3000th Post

I don’t believe in alts. According to me, you only have 1032 posts – the posts with your account with the most post count.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You can get any mod demodded

No. All the mods here are fine and I suck at CoD because I’ve never played it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

(Just a friendly reminder, the books about satanic rituals have not been read yet.)

Kanji Shameimaru

As you quietly follow Morney, some mice wave to you. They’re doing it quietly. The hill seems normal, but you also notice another inmate-like person walking to the hill. What’s going on there?

Mark Green

The South Wing you just entered looks empty. You head to the reception hall in hopes to find something out about the archives’ location. You find a metal board pointing out the places. The archives seem to be behind the reception table behind a door that says “WO____S O_LY”. It doesn’t matter though, you can do anything you want here.

The epic quitting-GM of Jayson Tailer

There are crocodiles in the river between the stone roads. They’re not always bloodthirsty, you just happened to be unlucky. Jayson Tailer has died. The crocodile, however, swims away just after you die. You rise somehow, find your way out of The Sewers and also walk towards the hill of The Grounds.

The end (for you, not for the others)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

[No. There’s another reason, mar.]
[BC, as far as I can understand, you’re quitting. I will make your last GM that effectively sends you away.]

Kanji Shameimaru

As you follow Anna, you see Gordon fighting an inmate. Not much more, though.

The epic quitting-GM of Morney Omaba

Unlike what you thought, the asylum is surrounded by a forcefield of dark magic that destroys everybody who touches it. You are the first to try to get over the wall, but your soul becomes corrupted and you fall to the ground. Morney Omaba has died. With their commander dead, the mice stop running and stand still. All the wizard mice run to the former slaves. Their leader shouts, “I am now your commander! First, turn back into normal mutant mice! Second, snap out of it!” The effects of the Beast Potion and the Loss Of Free Will Potion have been reversed! The king spits on your dead body.
But somehow, you rise and walk towards the hill of The Grounds…

The end (for you, not for the others)

With Morney dead and Its Junson back in The Sewers, the following things change:
The “Escape Through The Sewers” win condition is back, as Its Junson has regained his memory;
The lab won’t be repaired, but there is now another way to get the chemicals;
Everybody learns a valuable lesson: not to fuck with the mouse king;
The Entrance To The Sewers is working again;
We now know why you have to kill the main boss first.