Recent posts by Gonkeymonkey on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, your hellbot is in Pyongyang, waiting for you to claim it.
I wish magic was real.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Thanks for the quick reply. What if I edited the post on the previous page? I was pissed off because Behemoth (can’t remember the whole name) ruined that holy guy’s chances, much like BCLegends ruined my chances.

This argument does not fit in this thread. How about PMing? Because nobody PMs me :(

 
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Topic: Forum Games / ^,<,V Game

What do you mean, breaking game creation rules? What about the others, like the list or steal the cookie?

Also, INB4LOCK

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

You should put me on every of your banned lists. I may forget.
I didn’t think editing my character sheet too much is pissing off the GM.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Your words soothe me. You make things seem better.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

that leads to

OMG This is my 500th post! Thank you!

Special thanks to
Every continuous game to which I’ve posted
Spikeabc
Bloodyrain (can’t remember the number)
Blood Shadow

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

y u no let me taek over teh vorld?
y u h8 12-year-olds?
cute cat picture.
y u no point oüt mah problems?
y u h8 me cuz im not english?
werent u annoyed b4?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Oh, excellent, another player whose sign is bad for no apparent reason. This game is a big pile of conspiracy. You only let in certain people. This is unacceptable and therefore, I’m going to edit my character sheet again until you give up because I’m so annoying and let me play your game.

My more new, edited sign is here!

Name: Rilnik Junson the nerd

Gender: Male

Age: 20

Appearance: Rilnik is a bit shorter than average and has got a goatee. He wears a black T-shirt and dark blue trousers with one pocket inside-out. His skin color is white (or whatever you call an European). He’s slim in build and weighs less than an average man.

Personality: Rilnik is a calm and a quiet man (who uses proper grammar when texting) but laughs very weirdly and is a total partier when there’s something to party about. He believes in his own imagination. He’s a hetero.

Skills: Smart: IQ about 150

Imagination: He’s got a whole family and a planet with some countries, for example, Volcania, with red sand, black plants, red, cloudy sky and a purple sea.
A list of his imaginary creatures who are the base of his future entities
Protosiilus the witch
Krumeluuria the witch
Its the sewer rat (dark/water, not yet created)
Merlin the monkey
Jack the mankey (electric/metal)
Jackina the mankey (electric/dark, not yet created)
Jaques the mankey (fire/plant, not yet created)
Gibaltar the mankey (dark/fire, not yet created, I didn’t mean Gibraltar.)

Cooking: is just perfect with ramen (or whatever it’s called).

Softyhand: Has got a super soft right hand that’s good for massage.

Good mental abilities.

Emblems: (currently) Electric/Metal

Biography: Born in an average family, Rilnik studied at a good school and is very smart by now. In school, he had an incredible (sorry for bad spelling) imagination and he became obsessed with mankeys so he would yell “MANKEY!” at completely random places and situations. This is a mental disease from which Rilnik still suffers. He was the smartest boy in the class (that’s how he got the title) and he had a crush on the smartest girl in the class. They’re now just friends, but she doesn’t have a bf. Now, Rilnik is a writer. He has written many books and plays and created computer games based on his imaginary creatures. In addition to these most important 8, there are many-many more imaginary friends.

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Name: Jack

Gender: Male. (Did you know? “Male” means “Chess” in Estonian.)

Elements: Electric/Metal

Base form: Mankey. Mankey means a very cute but a very stupid monkey.

Appearance: Jack is about 65 cm (2 feet) tall and looks much like a monkey. He’s got black fluffy hair all over his body, except for his hands, face and feet, which have short, brown hair. When he… turns Rilnik’s real-life lawnmower on… then “shaves” himself… his skin is pink in color.

Personality: Jack is pretty stupid and has a HUGE pain tolerance and like other entities, can’t be killed (lives on at the person’s mind). Rilnik’s got some imaginary creatures, who will become entities later and they’re Jack’s friends. Jack likes to eat and be fluffy but he doesn’t like to be cute. Many people take photos of him ‘cuz he’s so cute. Cuteness makes Jack’s life super easy.

Signature abilities:
Static touch: Jack uses his hair to make static electricity to deal damage to a monster or entity.
Zap: A standard lightning bolt. (Main attack)
Electric Surface: Instead of using the static touch when charged, Jack channels electricity by his feet to the surface he’s standing on, provided that the surface conducts electricity. In water, the electrification reaches up to 3 meters (10 feet).
Enchant Electric: Jack can make his quicksilver attacks electric so they have a chance to stun the enemy. Lasts for one quicksilver attack.
Charge: Jack charges himself with electricity to make his electric attacks do more damage. Lasts for 3 attacks. the first electric attack after that does +100% damage, the second does +50% and the third does +33%.
Metal cage: Jack melts some of the surrounding metal and morphs it into 12 metal bars and 2 metal plates, then throws them at the enemy to form a metal cage around him/her. Jack can make a metal cage out of any metal or a combination of metals, some metals have a natural effect on living things, e.g. plutonium.
Quicksilver needles: Jack throws solid quicksilver needles at the enemy. Btw, quicksilver may be poisonous to some of the dungeon enemies, but only quicksilver splash is magical poison.
Quicksilver splash: Jack starts with the Quicksilver needles, but if the enemy is too far, controls fire or Jack wants them to, the needles turn into liquid quicksilver balls. Quicksilver splash has less damage, but also more range and if it misses, it creates a puddle which can magically poison enemies (no damage though)
Quicksilver immunity (passive): Jack is immune to quicksilver’s magical poisonous effects.
Metal loan: Jack can generate metal out of nothing at the cost of erasing the same amount of metal from existence (sorry for bad spelling) later. He erases metal also with magic.
Electric cage: Using the powers of Metal and Electricity together, Jack creates a metal cage around the enemy and electrifies it. The electricity doesn’t affect Rilnik or himself.
REQUESTING PERMISSION TO CREATE A DEFENSIVE MOVE BASED ON CUTENESS.

(If there are some mistakes left, just say it. I desperately wanna get into the game.)

 
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Topic: Swords & Potions 2 / [Public Town] Eytinland (233k pop) wants YOU!

I’d like to join your city. I’m lvl 25 and I actually save money, but when I sense that I need to contribute I’ll contribute all of my gold at once. I also participate in active upgrading of a certain building. IGN Gonkeymonkey

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Adversarial CYOA

Going to elf night clubs.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Adversarial CYOA

How oboot Jack?

 
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Topic: Card Monsters / Brainstorming Ideas

You know what’s invincible? A card with 10 max health and regenerate. According to the rules, it would never die (I think).

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Adversarial CYOA

“Will I have the chance to become the new Elder Brain? Are there multiple hives? Does my superiority get me a better home?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Adversarial CYOA

2 You gotta have slaves, bro!

Lol, it’s the 69th post in this thread.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Adversarial CYOA

Let him choose between 1 and 6. And take the girl as your slave.

(The only active players are yeasy and me, so you can update once we both have posted.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Adversarial CYOA

4. An illithid shall not beat ulitharids.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Adversarial CYOA

1. Right. We’re stronger than illithids.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

2. Steal candy from babies.

 
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Topic: War of Omens / Oak pack (and others) chances - come help

I’m having some extreme luck right now. Today, I got a rare AND an epic. I’ve only had almost 600 (598) cards so the second epic is just unbelievable! I know you don’t believe me because I decided that posting a screenshot here would take too much time.

Today’s picks (32):
20 commons
8 uncommons
2 scarce (luck)
1 rare (Birondelle omg)
1 epic (Combined with Birondelle, the luckiest picks of my life.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Adversarial CYOA

Try to generate the perfect map, so that everybody who reads your mind can understand it 100% (put the picture of the map up in this thread.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Adversarial CYOA

2. Rilnik Junson

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Legend is Born (CYOA/RPG)

3

 
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Topic: Forum Games / A Legend is Born (CYOA/RPG)

Okay. The RNG has been a jerk to us for now, but I suggest we all use 2 and try again later in the game.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The simple RPG

Hero gets bitten by a zombie.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Adversarial CYOA

Actually, necromancer would be pretty good. The kind of necromancer that controls undead cratures and casts undead spells like Summon [insert type here]. Combined with our psionic abilities, we could even seduce other necromancers’ minions.

And the previous race was human.

We’ll also need to gather information about slave runs. It’ll be so fun to have a harem of elves mob of undead creatures.