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Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg What if...

Then noobs would die.
What if Varvas didn’t die?

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / percent of what happens when playing

Originally posted by Kazuya121:

80% Dying from lag 10% Dying from a guy surrounded with gods 10% Being saved by lag (:D)

Lag has saved me :D

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / percent of what happens when playing

80% of brown bag 10% of purple bag 5% of light blue bag 3% of dark blue bag 2% of white bag
At least it happens to me!

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / [Guide] Realm of the Mad God F.A.Q.

Hey! I already answered that! cries EVERYBODY HATES ME!!! cries even more

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, but the graves are in Nexus outside the walls.
I wish for ambrosia.

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg What if...

What if it wasn’t the curse of Oryx?

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg What if...

Then it would be a curse of Oryx and you would have only 1 hp.

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg What if...

Then killing monsters would be easier (our shots inflict them too).
What if there weren’t spiders and spider den?

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / [Guide] Realm of the Mad God F.A.Q.

What do you mean, ‘’edit button’‘? I wrote it the way I like. Not to mention I’m estonian and I can’t write as good as you can.

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / [Guide] Realm of the Mad God F.A.Q.

Originally posted by qssc:

i have a question: if you find a really good item and you can equip it and you’re 0/8, should you sell it for pots or equip it???

If you n00b, sell it for pots because if you put it on you will probably think you’re extremely strong and die in godlands.
If you pro, put it on because then you will be stronger but you will not think ‘’ME GOD :P’’ and you will play safe.
If you pro but scared of putting it on, put it into vault. It may come (Was it ‘’in handy’’?) handy later.

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / [Guide] Realm of the Mad God F.A.Q.

Originally posted by bangojetty:

Originally posted by bangojetty:

How do the stats(Dexterity, Wisdom, Defense, Attack, Speed, and Vitality) effect your character?

You n00b! Dexterity increases rate of fire, wisdom increases mana regeneration, defense reduces the amount of damage taken (e.g 10 dam-7 def=3 dam), attack increases damage done by you, speed increases moving speed, vitality increases health regeneration.

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / [Guide] What to do, and what not to do.

I am mystic eueast my name is Varvas.

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg What if...

Then the wizard class would be better.
What if potions were tiered? (1,2 and UT)

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Realm of the mad god sucks!!!

Originally posted by askd:

Originally posted by heathy123:

Originally posted by henri2012:

Most…stupid…thread….ever.

NOT AGREED

NOT AGREED TOO!

NOT AGREED TOO! MAKE THIS THING A BIG PYRAMID!!!

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Realm of the mad god sucks!!!

Feeding pets costs! I wasted my whole fame trying to get that spirit lvl 7!

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg What if...

Then it would heal more than it damages and be a trolling weapon.
What if there was a very powerful bomb dropped by sthenno that slowly drains the monster’s hp to the player who threw it and spreads like a disease?

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / [Guide] What to do, and what not to do.

Do: hunt for stuff in nexus.
Don’t: beg.

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg What if...

Then he couldn’t shoot because of exhaustion that comes with the fattiness and he would be too easy to kill.
What if Oryx had a girlfriend?

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg What if...

Then I would answer askd’s question.
What if Oryx is a huge virus that isn’t supposed to be in the game and it infects everyone who goes to his chamber?

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg What if...

Then I would be like AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEAHHH!
What if everyone came to all of their guild’s meetings?

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / [Guide] What to do, and what not to do.

Originally posted by mastercat123:

don’t get KABAM’D

Does it mean banned? .

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg What if...

Then I wouldn’t post here.
What if the Cave Of A Thousand Treasures came back?

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg What if...

Then golems dropped them.
What if the next poster found a bag that was full of divine animal eggs?

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Rotmg What if...

Everyone would yell ‘’OMFMG YEA!’’ The second m would mean ’’mad’’ If you know what I mean…
What if you killed any god and no one else hurt it only you you got 1 gold?

Topic: Everybody Edits / Ideas

Coin checkpoint
When you collect enough coins, this will be your checkpoint.
Useful in hard-to-get-out-of-that-place maps and coin-collect-levels maps.

Killall map
It’s a map with a green background representing poison and everyone gets killed at once every five minutes starting from the first block placed.
Useful in limited-time maps.
Poison can be stronger or weaker to kill players more/less often (5 minutes is default). Weaker poison is more light green and stronger is more dark green.