Recent posts by Gonkeymonkey on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / Heroes of Lukar

Oh I’ve got one. Why are you posting this to the wrong forum? I suggest that you delete this forum thread completely and start a new one where it’s apporiate. If you don’t by the end of the week, you will gain the reputation of an idiot among all the FGF visitors.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Technomancers RPG

Rilnik

I quickly drive to the spaceship and unsummon my friends and sleigh. I touch the spaceship and send a protomantic electrical current through it, trying to break it. I also cast Dark Thunder just to be safe.

After that, I turn to the group. “Hi, fellow evildoers. We are going to escape this planet if you follow my orders or just let me be in your group. Soon, the sentinels will come out to fix the spaceship. Then we attack them!
Also, since the warlord here has 0 wisdom points, he doesn’t learn from previous experiences, which will make our fight with him a lot easier.”

Just for fun, I summon Jaanus Mushroom and send him to the cave, with the order “Go make some mushrooms there, then return to my brain.”

And I also cast all my other spells. Necromancy, to practice it. Chaos Ethermancy, holding my finger up, trying to shoot it to the sky. Shadow bolt towards the nearest tree.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

and ruin

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Always open][LABYRINTHIUM] Heroes - Day 8: Tempting Gold

This post is made only because I want to claim the 1000th post award. Thanks everyone!
My wish is that everybody who’s playing got a random common bonus.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Technomancers RPG

Rilnik

I try to get out. I summon Vanja, Sanja and Banja. Vanja is the leader of these three. Sanja has the best and the most technological Santa’s sleigh in the world, which he got by working as a volunteer elf. Banja owns a sauna, that can be summoned if he’s out. I summon magic missiles to make light while randomly driving in the caves. Oh, and I summon Its for amusement.

(The three russians are humans. Its is a sewer rat.)
(Is this cave stone or dirt?)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Technomancers RPG

Rilnik

I wave to Protosiilus the witch (my best imaginary friend). “I want some pancakes.” Protosiilus tells me to summon Krumeluuria the witch, his wife. I summon Krumeluuria with the kitchen of the castle they live in. Krumeluuria makes too many pancakes. This makes me summon all the others: Its, Merlin, Jack, Jackina, Jaques, Gibaltar, Azgaban, Little Funny Witch, Big Serious Witch, Plüünis, Protosiilus’ unnamed sister, Mr. Nilsson, Merli, Ninnu, Polton, Christina, Fancy, Unica, Vanja, Sanja, Banja, Tanja, Ronja, Arachna (pronounce: Aranja), Vanja’s unnamed brother, Vanja’s other unnamed brother, a typical mankey-fan, Jaanus Mushroom, Horos, Its’ old doll, Merlin’s old doll and the Bad Mosquito, for a total of 34 imaginary friends (including Protosiilus and Krumeluuria).

“I am your master and I say I’m going to throw a feast in honor of all of you!” The crowd cheers. I summon a huge dining table and we all eat and drink until full while singing and telling amusing stories or jokes. We spend the night together.

I wake up alone. “They have probably been sleeping in the soft comfortness of my brain.” I now remember that I had to get vengenance. I need to break free and make good use of this puny planet and all its inhabitants. I explore the planet. (What do I find?)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Technomancers OOC

IMA SAEV TEH GAEM! By signing, of course.

Name: Rilnik Junson
EthActiv: My abilities are active, I can use abilities that need activation at will.
Race: Cybernetian
Alignment: Chaotic evil. Explained in Bio.
Bio: Rilnik lived the life of the normal person, but once upon a time, he discovered this technological power. But his share of the power was infected with imagination overload virus. Some hours after discovering that, he suffered from an evil mind blast that turned him from Lawful Neutral to Chaotic Evil. After the mind blast, his imaginary friends developed independent personalities and mutated Rilnik’s brain so it grew a new area which scientists call “home”. It also had more changes. His imaginary friends can now talk to Rilnik independently, without need of his imagination. (Wow, the best bio I’ve ever written.)
Elements: Dark (from his alignment), Electric (from his mind blast) and Mystic (from his imagination powers)
Tech affinity: 3 (Rilnik’s weak and skinny)
Etherium wave: 10 (The mind blast turned most of his luck into powers)
Inventory: Wifisphere (a sphere that emits free, passwordless and fast wifi), *Le IPad and a hacking device inside a USB memory stick. (The hacking device lets him download stuff for free and hack computer passwords.) And a magical toy ship, which, when used, transforms the target into a spaceship (the target will become the AI) and puts his inventory into the cargo part. The space ship is pretty futuristic and the target can transform back at will.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Monster Hunters (Round 1 Open Game)

I kill everything and win the game as a prize for having the last post before lock!

Also, I edited my every post as a sign of anarchy.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Monster Hunters (Round 1 Open Game)

RILNIK JUNSON STRONK!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Steal the Cookie (No Sign-Ups)

Ai still riits for it, ten Ai teik it.
Ai put te kuki into a golem, ten Ai meik te golem kom alaiv.

 
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Topic: Swords & Potions 2 / 446k Town Recruting

I’d like to join, please.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

2.
4.
5.
6. Wander around randomly.
6. Then come back to the HQ.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Monster Hunters (Round 1 Open Game)

This sucky “developous” thing SUXXX!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Monster Hunters (Round 1 Open Game)

MANKEYS ARE CUTE!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

1.
3. “And put my beans into it.”
4. Learn to handle confusion effectively.
4. Enjoy the sweet taste of failure before it fades.

 
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Topic: Swords & Potions 2 / ~ Buying Alert Dust ~

You don’t need to make a separate thread for that.

 
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Topic: Game of Thrones Ascent: Recruitment (Expand Your House) / Boss Quest Links

http://www.kongregate.com/games/DisruptorBeam/game-of-thrones-ascent?kv_origin=/play/join_quest/525522614

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

some random rabbit

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [NO SIGNUP!] Guess the Word

Butter.
(I almost forgot that you have to write English here.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

3. You need “connections” >:D
4. Become a pet in the pet store.
4. Hydrate yourself by absorbing ice through your skin.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

My advice for Kazuya121

That’s better, but there is always room for more improvement. I’ll let others point out your mistakes now (if any).

(I’d accept you if I were the GM.)

For everybody else

As I said, I’ll continue to haunt this forum thread. I’ll post when I feel like it. If I don’t, I’ll edit my last post. And please don’t let the GM know that I’m still mad.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Wanderlust [CYOP]

1. On the dark alleys.
4. Eat the lollipop.
4. Steal ice from Starbucks first.

(You’re the best GM I know. You should make a new game with signs soon!)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Last Dragon (CYOP)

Wait. Easy.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

What does banning me get you? GUILT. You can now never be truly happy, knowing that you’ve made someone who still loves your creations, sad. But it doesn’t stop me from posting here.
What if you helped me create a 100% perfect character sheet? (You: “But there’s no point…”) I’m an illogical person. And after that, I’ll stop spamming/trolling/being obnoxious (sorry for bad spelling).

Lol, since he ForumMuted me, he’s talking to himself now. HA! That’s enough to satisfy me. Goodbye everybody who hasn’t ForumMuted me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 1 and 2 Maps)

Jaana (in Estonia)