Recent posts by Gonkeymonkey on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] Paranoia (Day 1)(Confirmation Stage)[2 signs still available]

I personally find Helltank scummy for pushing me to my limits. My limits are small. So small that I sense danger in even just one vote.

Even if I was a jester, coolo would’ve figured it out and I would still end up surviving or being NKd.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] Paranoia (Day 1)(Confirmation Stage)[2 signs still available]

What could I have done then? I am bad at Mafias and don’t know how to make a claimless defense that actually succeeds. I’ve tried on many one occasion, and I ended up getting lynched D1. I was a Vanilla Townie then but the Doctor is much more important so I try to put extreme effort into not getting lynched.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Story of Mechandria - (Sign up and Discussion thread)

Please give me at least one chance to play. You may deny me later if you don’t like how I play.

Name: Rilnik Junson
Gender: Male
Appearance: Rilnik is a tall and skinny man with blond hair and a goatee. His skin tone is white and eyes are blue. He wears a black hooded jacket and blue jeans with one pocket inside-out.
Bio: Rilnik grew up in section 3. He was always interested in the sewers and admired the Alley Lizards’ ability to control sewers that are out of their region. He turned out to have an excellent memory. He could wander the sewers without a map and draw maps of his own. By constantly hiding from the Lizards who patrolled the section 3’s sewers, he learned how to be stealthy. He has been in all the regions’ sewers. He smells like the sewers, by the way. Now, he would like to join the Alley Lizards and master the fighting style of them to become the ultimate sewer warrior.

(I would love to see a sewer map and its main paths.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Sign-ups]

Only dead humans. This is not too much.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Sign-ups]

No. They will be considered dead and can’t be lynched again. Their votes will count to the hammer limit though.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Open] [RPG/Idle] Gaia (Day 4 - Mass Murder)

Why kill me? Because we have a mage-only policy? Either get over it or turn your character into a mage somehow. Violence is never the answer and doesn’t get other members of my party to accept you. Also, since I’m in a party, other members may want to team up with me to make killing you easier.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

Name: Haunted Forest
Genre: Mafia
Description: 6 people are lost in a huge forest. The forest is haunted by 6 tree spirits and a strange force that nobody can understand. One person and tree spirit are evil and want to kill every other sentient being in the forest. It is the others’ duty to destroy the evil if they want to survive.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Sign-ups]

You may post now. You could before, but you didn’t want to. Good job. This post is mainly for people to see that something new has happened and check the thread again.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Sign-ups]

Players
This time, the secret role is required for the game to start. Secrets are always fun!
1. occooa
2. back900
3. spikeabc
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Banned list
Firstly, all the people who have ForumMuted me (Blood_Shadow) are banned. If you can’t see my posts, you obviously cannot play this game. HA! The terrible consequences are kicking in, aren’t they?

The real banned list
1. New_Melody

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Sign-ups]

6 people are lost in a huge forest. The forest is haunted by 6 tree spirits and a strange force that nobody can understand. One person and tree spirit are evil and want to kill every other sentient being in the forest. It is the others’ duty to destroy the evil if they want to survive.

Twist (Every of my Mafia will from now have a rule that normally does not exist in Mafias. Some of the rules may be bastard, some may not.)
There are 2 types of roles. Trees and humans. When killed, humans turn into vengeful spirits (can vote but not post anything else) and trees turn into tree stumps (can post but not vote or FoS).

Roles

Trees
Normal tree x3
Cop tree
Type-Cop tree (Will know the type of his target but not alignment or role.)

Humans
Normal human x3
Faith healer (May not protect himself, may not protect the same target twice in a row. His protect has a 25% chance to fail, but if it does, 75% chance to become bulletproof that night.)
Doctor (May not protect himself, may protect the same target twice in a row.)

Town with NO type
(Secret)

Mafia
Totally normal tree (Tree)
Lumberjack (Human) (Kills against trees have a 50% chance of bypassing the Doc’s protection, but when killing a tree twice in a row, the Totally normal tree will do the kill instead.)

Rules
This game uses the Bluji’s Improved Ruleset. Mind the rule of adding new rules without warning.
1. This is just a game. The hate arguments here should not carry over to other threads. Keep that in mind for more enjoyment!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Sign-ups]

R4L
Ninjas will be forced to sign. If they don’t, I will ban them from my next game, which will probably be my first RPG.
I will need 2 posts after this.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] Paranoia (Day 1)(Confirmation Stage)[2 signs still available]

EBWOP: Helltank, your voting was very cowardly. You voted me when I had no chance of getting to post to the FGF to defend myself and I could have been lynched. This is another reason why I should vote you.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] Paranoia (Day 1)(Confirmation Stage)[2 signs still available]

Well. Only 16 hours left. Since the only vote is against me, I get mad, claim Doctor and Vote: Helltank for as long as he’s voting me.

Are you happy now? The scum may kill me any minute and I am unable to self-heal! If there are more doctors, please protect me for this one night.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Open] [RPG/Idle] Gaia (Day 4 - Mass Murder)

Rilnik

Teaming up with Cyrus, I go hunt 2 slimes.
(In my opinion, teaming up will cause us to both participate in all fights, for a total of 3 slimes.)

“We still need Coco to join us to complete the 5-slime quest of our party.”

Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:
I now buy the Leather Jacket.

Also, this post was made on day 2. I suggest that you update this in your D5 briefing.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] Paranoia (Day 1)(Confirmation Stage)[2 signs still available]

Interesting. I will now think of all the possibilities of the variations my role could have. I will claim once I’m near to being lynched. Before it has no point, unless I manage to survive idk to about D3 or something.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] Paranoia (Day 1)(Confirmation Stage)[2 signs still available]

This religious fluff has nothing to do with this or any other Mafias and therefore, Nikeas PMing me about this does not break the rule of PMing about Mafia stuff.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Open] [RPG/Idle] Gaia (Day 4 - Mass Murder)

Rilnik

Find slime quest.
Accept slime quest.

Marko cannot join our party because he’s not a mage. We are going to accept other classes later in the game, but not now, so, I’m sorry.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] Paranoia (Day 1)(Confirmation Stage)[2 signs still available]

EBWOP: I just realized that the post I made before is fluff. That’s a pretty good example, I think.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] Paranoia (Day 1)(Confirmation Stage)[2 signs still available]

Originally posted by nikeas:
Mankey

YOU KNOW? Excellent. Another member for my cult. PM me if you want information about the religion’s description.
This is not sarcasm, I really do have a cult in which three of the gods are mankeys.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / TheAnnoyingPear is stupid and annoying

The name of the person above me is VERY VERY dirty in the Estonian language.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [HWoC] [Mafia] Journals - Town Win: (Flavor pending)

Originally posted by Pulsaris:

Apparently, Gonkeymonkey has the ability to play like Bluji, one of the best mafia players on Kong.

I thank you for this praise.

Originally posted by occooa:

That is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Thanks for this praise too.

Originally posted by Kadleon:

Wait what, stacking kills was the reason for all those 1 mafia kills?!

And this one.

After reading the record of the night actions, I say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!??!?!?!?! Wow, I really am like (the soulmate of) Bluji! If anyone wonders, no, I am not his alt and never have been or will be.

This is the best Mafia I’ve ever played but only because I lived to D2 and more! The most surprising thing is that Bluji didn’t break the rules (didn’t PM me) but we still went for the same target!

I would like to edit (mwhahahahahahhahahahhaha!) this post more, but there are simply no words to describe the incredible connection (of friendship) that we share!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Open] [RPG/Idle] Gaia (Day 4 - Mass Murder)

Rilnik

I request Cyrus to join our party. "Look, we currently have less members than anybody else and we need new members. Wanna join, good sir?
Also, the staff I bought yesterday is the Tough Staff.
I now buy the Leather Jacket.

Official vote to rename the party “The MYSTICAL MAGICAL PARTY OF MAGES OF WON-DEEEEER!” or just “The Mages”.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia][Bastard] Paranoia (Day 1)(Confirmation Stage)[2 signs still available]

1. No.
2. No.
3. At least one? I can more. Lynching me (I have a pretty valuable role), lurking, being scummier than scum.
4. No. We have enough RQSs and answers no make a normal lynch.
5. Bandwagoning. Nothing else comes to my mind.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Similarities of different places on the map

Hello!

In this thread, we talk about how different places on the map (may even be historical places) look similar.

Don’t you think that the Puhja parish (Marked yellow), Tartu county, Estonia, looks similar to Jammu and Kashmir, a historical country north of India?
Post the similarities of stuff that you’ve noticed here!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Open] [RPG/Idle] Gaia (Day 4 - Mass Murder)

Rilnik

“As much as a follower I am, it’s the leader’s duty to find more people to their party. I said that you can be the leader because you’re more beautiful and get more people to follow you.”