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Topic: Off-topic / Zicit 3000th Post

I don’t believe in alts. According to me, you only have 1032 posts – the posts with your account with the most post count.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / You can get any mod demodded

No. All the mods here are fine and I suck at CoD because I’ve never played it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

(Just a friendly reminder, the books about satanic rituals have not been read yet.)

Kanji Shameimaru

As you quietly follow Morney, some mice wave to you. They’re doing it quietly. The hill seems normal, but you also notice another inmate-like person walking to the hill. What’s going on there?

Mark Green

The South Wing you just entered looks empty. You head to the reception hall in hopes to find something out about the archives’ location. You find a metal board pointing out the places. The archives seem to be behind the reception table behind a door that says “WO____S O_LY”. It doesn’t matter though, you can do anything you want here.

The epic quitting-GM of Jayson Tailer

There are crocodiles in the river between the stone roads. They’re not always bloodthirsty, you just happened to be unlucky. Jayson Tailer has died. The crocodile, however, swims away just after you die. You rise somehow, find your way out of The Sewers and also walk towards the hill of The Grounds.

The end (for you, not for the others)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

[No. There’s another reason, mar.]
[BC, as far as I can understand, you’re quitting. I will make your last GM that effectively sends you away.]

Kanji Shameimaru

As you follow Anna, you see Gordon fighting an inmate. Not much more, though.

The epic quitting-GM of Morney Omaba

Unlike what you thought, the asylum is surrounded by a forcefield of dark magic that destroys everybody who touches it. You are the first to try to get over the wall, but your soul becomes corrupted and you fall to the ground. Morney Omaba has died. With their commander dead, the mice stop running and stand still. All the wizard mice run to the former slaves. Their leader shouts, “I am now your commander! First, turn back into normal mutant mice! Second, snap out of it!” The effects of the Beast Potion and the Loss Of Free Will Potion have been reversed! The king spits on your dead body.
But somehow, you rise and walk towards the hill of The Grounds…

The end (for you, not for the others)

With Morney dead and Its Junson back in The Sewers, the following things change:
The “Escape Through The Sewers” win condition is back, as Its Junson has regained his memory;
The lab won’t be repaired, but there is now another way to get the chemicals;
Everybody learns a valuable lesson: not to fuck with the mouse king;
The Entrance To The Sewers is working again;
We now know why you have to kill the main boss first.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Mark Green

Morney has become what he didn’t want the king to become – a slaver. Some slaves push you away from Morney. You fall.

Gordon Yearger

As you walk down the corridor, a “dead” inmate quickly gets up and attacks you. This is your chance to get some blood. Also, Anna walks by.

Kanji Shameimaru

The wall is three floors tall and there are no inmates outside. This could be a piece of cake, but you can’t fly too high. You’re going to have to jump from the roof to have any chance to get over and you’ll have to kill the main boss before escaping or you might die.

Anna Kozlov

You walk to the Main Hall and see Gordon on your way. You two could form a party.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Sign-ups and discussion] [Sign-ups open] [Looking for co-hosts!]

I chose to destroy the vats to avoid your slaves becoming too powerful. You could’ve made them all drink the Magic Potion and therefore become too OP to exist.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

[What a lucky bastard you are. You somehow managed to turn the weakest element into the strongest one. Good job! You can’t lift others, though, and you still have to kill the main boss. You will know soon enough why you must kill the main boss.]

Kanji Shameimaru

It is easy to just go in a straight line and find a window to fly out of. You decide to think more about that before actually doing it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Sign-ups and discussion] [Sign-ups open] [Looking for co-hosts!]

[1. I know it should be a given, but as I sometimes say, I am the god of insanity. Insane people make weirder rules.
2. As the vats are destroyed, they can’t get magic.]

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm an OTer/semi-oldfag who no one cares about. AMA.

Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:
Originally posted by hamuka:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:

Ducks can fly and swim, how does that make you feel knowing you’re inferior?

Bet you can’t dive 400 metres underwater. Also, we can fly. (Or learn to do so anyway)

We can fly naturally so clearly your race is inferior to the master duck race.

At least we are able to withstand -50 °C and swim thousands of kilometres in an area where humanity still couldn’t set foot completely due to being too wimpy to withstand the weather, just to feed our children

All you do is sit in a pond and eat the bread people feed you

We have our human slaves feed us while you’re stuck in a freezing cold shithole barely surviving.

If you count a group of ~2 million of our people barely surviving, yeah, you’re right

I wonder what you’d do if humanity died off, tho
You’d probably die off in a few years at max while we’d just dance on their frozen bodies before moving off to eat fish

We would still survive if our human slaves died off it’s not like we need those fools and yet you’re thrown in a zoo.

If you think we weren’t trying to fight their stupid decision to take us to zoos, you sir/madam/whatever else, are terribly wrong

And even wronger if you think we’re not developing a resistance
Why do you think Happy Feet was such a smash hit

Because humans are nothing but dumb animals that you have a hard time dealing with while they worship us.

Ducks are inferior to the human master race! Also, they’re inferior to the Penguin master race. You are dumb, not us. Even CROWs are better than you!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

[You didn’t say you closed the taps. It’s the same as forgetting to choose your element when drinking the Magic Potion, only I didn’t remind you to close the taps. Also, I think others (except Kanji) won’t agree because you ruined their chances of getting magic. Let’s continue the argument in the discussion thread, please.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Morney Omaba

The wizards win the battle, but you’re not there to see it.
As you approach the lab, searing liquid flows out of it. It seems that you left the taps open and the mixture of many different chemicals exploded, leaving all of it undrinkable. The corridors nearby are flooded with what seems to be a black and burning stuff. Too bad that fate turned against you…
(In his next post, I’m sure Jayson will form an alliance against you for ruining his way out of The Sewers.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

[Sorry about not posting 9 hours ago, I had a lot of homework I didn’t want to do the night before the deadline.]

Kanji, Morney, Mark and Anna

(Morney)
So. The mouse king and about 50 mice are being controlled by Morney. What an asshole. The “escape through the sewers” win condition has been removed. For all of you. Happy now? Too bad that you now have to find the climbing equipment that can be ANYWHERE in the asylum. You could’ve won much more easily.
The mice not being controlled quickly get the Magic Potion and smash it on the floor, drinking all of it before you can interrupt them. No more magic for you, but there are a lot of wizard mice hating Morney now. The mice with the power of Water take the Zombie Virus and Purple Acid out of the bottles, ready to splash you… (You have 8 IRL hours to react, if you don’t react quickly enough, they will splash you and you will die.)
(I had a theory that you would have become a traitor, that’s why I created extreme penalties.)

(Others)

You back out of The Sewers, leaving Morney alone. No mice are trying to stop you, as they’re busy with teaching Morney a lesson.

Jayson Tailer

You hear wind passing by, whispering: “Come back, we need you!” You hear a muffled explosion probably coming from above the ground.
Directions: North, South, East, West, Ask A Mouse For Directions To The East Wing Sewer Entrance (Recommended, as the sewer win condition is no more.)

Gordon Yearger
You successfully chop the heads of three of the inmates, but one jumps at you and scratches you. You manage to throw the knife and kill the last one, but you’re wounded. You pick the knife up.

 
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Topic: General Gaming / Minecraft Server. Looking for staff

Name: depends on who is playing
IGN: Auqst (me and my best friend share it so I might not be able to be there at all times)
Age: 13, but I’m much more mature than you would think. Just read my other forum posts.
Experience: I’ve been playing since 2012.
Skype: No. My people might have invented it, but I don’t need it as bad as you.
Position: Mod. I can accept little favors as good as big ones.
Why: I do not hack. Mostly I’m an expert at chatting behavior and take it very seriously if someone insults someone I don’t care about. I would do great as a chat mod. I apply for jobs like these to be a chat mod and make the world a better place by hurting those who hurt others.

If the mod position gets taken, I can also accept an admin position.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm an OTer/semi-oldfag who no one cares about. AMA.

No IP ban? My life here has been a lie.
(Insert Okay Meme)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Cops and Robbers

“No… no, no, OH NO NO!”
- Consuela

I will send in my guess now. I suggest that you guys do the same.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

[Crystal, he drank from the 2nd bottle, the Magic one.]

[Yeah I noticed, and fixed it. But if the king had consumed the green (Earth) solution, wouldn’t the red (Fire) layer be under the first one?

You listed the order of 2 (Elemental magic potion) from top to bottom, as Green/Red/White/Blue. Kanji would have gotten the power of fire if he is the next one to drink from the container.

And one last question; Only 1 person can obtain one of the available elements, correct? If Kanji picked the White (Air) solution, then I can’t pick the same one.]

[Kanji didn’t forget to choose his element, so he got the one he wanted. The order of the potion’s layers doesn’t really matter. The ones who choose their element receive the one they chose, but the ones who forget to choose get the element the last person to drink the potion got.]

Jayson Tailer

Labyrinth mode activated! Where shall you go? You can choose multiple directions, in that case, you take the next direction at the first way there.
(North, South, West, East)

Anna Kozlov

Nothing happens. Some mice smell your shoes. It is safe to go and pick your element.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / rate the above poster

I also r8 u 8/8.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / BUNGREGATE NOW COOPERATING WITH JEWNET

Originally posted by AmaneTheClip:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

YAY! JEWS MIGHT NOT BE PERFECT BUT THEY SURE BEAT THE SHITHOLE SOME CALL THE AKAIKE LEGION! ALL HAIL DLK!
(Is this an alliance of the Jewish Master Race? I want in.)

Calm down child, stay off the caps lock.

Okay. At least you’re not being mean in that post.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I'm an OTer/semi-oldfag who no one cares about. AMA.

If you were a forum mod, what would you do about Amane’s numerous alts and his presence overall?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / BUNGREGATE NOW COOPERATING WITH JEWNET

YAY! JEWS MIGHT NOT BE PERFECT BUT THEY SURE BEAT THE SHITHOLE SOME CALL THE AKAIKE LEGION! ALL HAIL DLK!
(Is this an alliance of the Jewish Master Race? I want in.)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Guess The Country (game 1)

How will we submit the answers? Your rules are too vague. So vague that I can easily award myself 9001 wins on this game. Yay! Not against the rules!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

[Crystal, he drank from the 2nd bottle, the Magic one.]

Morney Omaba

The king says, “The potions, if brewed correctly, give no ill effect and work on any living being, even a tree. Believe me, they have tried. Your mind will receive damage based on the potion, if you consume the Zombie Virus, you start to think like a zombie, if it’s a Beast Potion, you might experience movements against will, or if someone splashes you with a Loss Of Free Will Potion, you will obey all commands given by others.” Some dirt bits rise and begin orbiting around him. “See? I can use magic easily. You can drink it too. If you don’t want to, you can always pour it into a separate container to make it seem cleaner.”

Kanji Shameimaru

You decide to get air magic. Congrats! Wind blows around you and goes into the labyrinth of The Sewers, making a musical sound in the way.
(I’ll delete the previous godmod and edit the one before the previous one.)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gas the Estonians

What an idiot.

Gassing us will only give us free gas. You are the worthless shit if you don’t think your plan through enough to set the gas on fire. You can’t edit your plan, though, because the Strange Man will destroy you if you do.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Amane's AMA

Originally posted by SirPhilly:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:
Originally posted by SirPhilly:

Can you stop making alts?

Also,
Why do you hate Estonia?
Why are you an asshole? (Only answer one of them. If you answer none, you’re an idiot.)

I don’t hate Estonia or any country. I treat everybody as equals. I’m not an asshole, because I’m human.
Amane has been making alts, but those alts get banned, then it’s time for him to stop with the alt production and move on to making his life better.

I meant that I also want to know the answer to this question. Sorry if you felt bad.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Cops and Robbers

Originally posted by Kuzco12:

Depends if you get some sort of penalty for guessing wrong…better ask bracketK. Otherwise, this game will end very quickly.

You die, but it’s for the greater good.