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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Post-Game Discussion]

I will lock the thread now. I’ll release my RPG in a week or two. If you’re reading this, I’d still like some co-hosts if you’re interested in co-hosting it.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Half Life the most overrated FPS ever?

Originally posted by Uberendung:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:
Originally posted by Uberendung:

I’m an expert

An expert in what? Do you have a PhD in first person shooters?

I was saying this because I know that irrational people (like you) believe everything that is said by an “expert” without a doubt. Degree in psychology, bro.

Just because you’re a psychologist doesn’t mean you know good taste.

“Lying is so easy. “Gonkeymonkey is a psychologist who knows irrational people” may be an obvious lie, but you will still believe that Gonkeymonkey is a psychologist, or that he has a degree at all."
- Me

Another tip – always lie a bit more than others do. This will ensure that others will believe at least something from what you said.

I’m derailing the thread. Sorry about that. I will stop now.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Half Life the most overrated FPS ever?

Originally posted by Uberendung:

I’m an expert

An expert in what? Do you have a PhD in first person shooters?

I was saying this because I know that irrational people (like you) believe everything that is said by an “expert” without a doubt. Degree in psychology, bro.
Also, I am right in at least one thing I said, “Violence is not an answer.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Task 12] -- The Moles -- [DL: 6 May 2000 UTC+8]

5 out of 10. Pretty fast too.
Remember, 80% of your mFw depend on telling the truth about whether you’re truthful or not!
Thanks for every response.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / ideas to up post count?

Responding to every thread that has a last poster that’s not you. Easy.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / The Introduction Thread

Originally posted by TheDarknessBelow:
Originally posted by Trollgodking:
Originally posted by TheDarknessBelow:
Originally posted by Trollgodking:

Time to make it official. I’m new to OT and I’m gonna rule it. So bow down now bitches.

Nope
I bow down to no one

Kneel before potatoes
ʕ+ᴥ+ʔ

Bitch please. I eat potatoes.

I said kneel peasant ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Or be shot

I shall bow down to neither of you. The cuteness of the mankeys protects me from all evil!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which "RPG" Games do you think or do you consider bad

Originally posted by TurkeyPie:

I never really got into Realm of the Mad God.

Realm of the Mad God is one of the best games. I used to play it, and I like it. It is challenging, but not impossible, encourages cooperation, the graphics are awesome (I like pixel graphics) and there are so many strategies and classes.

As for bad ones, I don’t remember any.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Is Half Life the most overrated FPS ever?

Half life is not the most overrated. It is second only to Call Of Duty. I’m an expert and all the FPS games are complete crap. Violence is not an answer.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

As nikeas’ role message stated, “You must use your night action or I will target it randomly.” This is not bullshit if it’s in a role message.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Task 12] -- The Moles -- [DL: 6 May 2000 UTC+8]

Okay guys, I want everyone to post whether they’re truthful or not, it’s a secret, why.
If anyone lies, they will be FoSed by me.
I will complete my task on the 5th of May or sooner if at least 10 people post whether they’re truthful or not.

 
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Topic: Yu-Gi-Oh! BAM / Where all the rest of the levels

On the mobile version, they’re not released yet. This is a disappointment, as I have all the chapters completed, but you can get duel stars for awesome card rewards. The first OP card comes at 250 stars, it’s Wodan the Resident of the Forest, it has 400 Drain and 300 Cripple, I use it for my Drain deck.
I currently have 643 stars, the next reward at 650 stars will be an OP card, the Two-Mouth Darkruler, which has Rage 400 and Growth, my favourite effect.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Task 12] -- The Moles -- [DL: 6 May 2000 UTC+8]

I’m not even mad. Like I said, nothing is certain. But if I somehow (despite my bad skills) manage to get the 80% mFw will it prove that I’m not a mole?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Task 12] -- The Moles -- [DL: 6 May 2000 UTC+8]

I am not a mole. I know nothing is certain, but what bad can happen? You all get a higher chance to pass the quiz because I don’t get an exemption.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / my house fucking smells like weed

Originally posted by legendarypb2:

Kill him!

Weed is sin, sinners must be eliminated.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Dad Thinks I Smoked Weed

Say that you were sarcastic, then try to make your father feel bad about himself by telling him how it turned out that you were innocent after he blamed you for something in the past.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Task 12] -- The Moles -- [DL: 6 May 2000 UTC+8]

I don’t want an exemption.
Somebody has to make up for not contributing to task 11.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Master Thread

The game Haunted Forest has ended! I’d like to award wins to spikeabc, Helltank, Pulsaris, coolo2011, 10crystalmask01, nikeas, aeviternal and Arecyl.
Also, please remove the game from the list. I will lock it tomorrow, or, if there is enough discussion, on Monday.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Post-Game Discussion]

And now, the Log of the Night Actions!
You know the roles by the Players post in the first page.
CYrusmaster didn’t use his night action on any of the nights.

Pattern:
User – Target – Result (if cop)

N1
nikeas (cop) – Helltank – Innocent
Arecyl – Pulsaris – Innocent
Pulsaris – aeviternal
10crystalmask01 – Pulsaris – Human
back900 – coolo2011

N2
Arecyl – aeviternal – Innocent
Pulsaris – 10crystalmask01
10crystalmask01 – back900 – human
back900 – Pulsaris
nikeas (role-cop, RNG) – aeviternal – Normal Human

N3
Arecyl – back900 – Guilty
10crystalmask01 – Helltank – Human
back900 – Arecyl
nikeas (faith heal, RNG) – 10crystalmask01

N4
nikeas (kill, RNG) – Bookworm52

I will award you the wins in 10 minutes.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / THIS IS WHY DRUGS SHOULD BE A BREAKFAST CEREAL

OMG I JUST VENTHOME FROM EIN AWSOMEDRUG PARTY AND THE ROADWENT UP’N’NDOWN SO ROLLERCOASTERTY!:

Actually, I didn’t. This is what high people post. Don’t do drugs, they’ll ruin your grammar and punctuation!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What does OT think of 9/11

I don’t care, I wasn’t born yet.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / which temperature units do u use???

Celsius is easier to use. Only autists use Fahrenheit. 32 for water freezing temperature? That is totally random and therefore not a good way to measure temperature.

Did you know? -40 degrees Celsius is the same as -40 degrees Fahrenheit.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Post-Game Discussion]

If he was killed, he could make a bahpost that includes the target of his last ability, the Resurrect, as well as stuff to say.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Post-Game Discussion]

Originally posted by nikeas:

I think too.
Either way, call me The Lord of RNG now, because every time my night ability was RNG’d (3 times out of 4) it hit EXACTLY who I wanted twice. 4 night abilities, 3 RNG’d, 2 hit the target I wanted to hit, 1 won the game…

<tries to come up with a “clever” way to use the number "zero">

…and zero f*cks given.

Presign to next gonkey mafia, gimme the hidden role kthxbai.

Congrats, O Almighty Lord Of RNG! I will make my next game an RP but I’ll make a mafia after that. Care to co-host my RP while you wait? The link is in the bottom of my (edited) game-ending post. All the rules have stopped being enforced so I can edit whatever I want now!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Post-Game Discussion]

Would it have been better if we had made the game longer by me not using your compulsory kill and you with the others spending another long, long phase to lynch the last, confirmed mafia? I think it wouldn’t.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] Haunted Forest [Post-Game Discussion]

@back900 Are you 100% sure? I am not. Mafias must be played to the end. Remember the YXBLARF mafia where the confirmed townie turned out to be the last mafia?

Night 4 end

Bookworm was chopped down. How? He couldn’t have killed himself… This was a lucky night.
back900’s role was Lumberjack.
CYrusmaster’s role was Faith Healer.
Bookworm52’s role was Totally Normal Tree.

The game has ended!
How did Bookworm die? Simple – RNG. Nikeas, the Mystical Magical Pumpkin-Spirit of WONDER! received a kill ability the 4th night. He didn’t target it so I used RNG to determine the one who got shot.

More information about the secret role:
The pumpkins were nikeas’ lives. For every life depleted (inculding the last one) he received a 1-shot night action. The order of the abilities was:
Cop, Role Cop, Faith Heal, Kill, Doctor, RB Mafia’s NK, Kill A Townie And A Mafia and Resurrect.
Cop: ignores the Totally Normal Tree’s investigation immunity.
Role Cop: self-explanatory.
Faith Heal: 0% fail, user becomes bulletproof.
Kill: ignores Doctor protection.
Doctor: target 3 people.
RB Mafia’s NK: no NK this night.
Kill A Townie And A Mafia: if target is town, 1 mafia will also be killed, if target is mafia, you will lose your last life.
Resurrect: Revive a townie from the dead, giving him back his NA and ability to speak/vote.

The wins will be awarded to spikeabc, Helltank, Pulsaris, coolo2011, 10crystalmask01, nikeas, aeviternal and Arecyl.
occooa and CYrusmaster were inactive and SamuelG2468 broke 2 rules in one (shit)post and they won’t be awarded a win.

I will award the wins and post a NA log tomorrow, meanwhile, you can discuss the game or ask me to not award your win.
All the roles are in the Players list now. Bolded people won.

I still need 1-2 co-hosts for my version of this.