Recent posts by Gonkeymonkey on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / All alts get exposed

I have no alts. I might be an alt though. You can never be sure.
(BLOODY, don’t reveal our little secret!)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / prove you are not uzzbuzz

I can not prove anything.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

[Yes and no.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Master Thread

Now I’m salty because every time I’m in a mafia, either my side loses or wins are awarded only to living players. How can I possibly get more wins if everybody is so unfair to me?

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Variable Votes Double Dethy [Over]

I am unable to believe that town actually won. I thought that the best scenario was that nobody won. Thanks everybody!

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Mark Green

You look at them again, their hands are still burning. You didn’t notice it before you read the book, it seems.
A note has appeared at the bottom of the page of this ritual:
“From now on, every satanic ritual spell in this book with any kind of magic transfer gives you magic instantly, unless stated otherwise.” The book is changing. This means that you won’t have to find separate books for updates. What luck!

Quincy Bennett

The ritual book is 200 pages long though, so you skip to the non-elemental and Life rituals. It seems that every element (and the rituals with no elements) has 9 rituals, with 83 pages being for rituals with multiple elements.

Here are two rituals you can perform, things for it required, effect and magic required.
Both of these rituals are level 1, you can read about other non-elemental rituals later.

Summon mosquitoes, need a drop of blood, summons 100 mosquitoes that do your bidding, lvl 1 Life.
Weaponize, need a weapon, gives a weapon to every living contestant in the game.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Which OTers would make the best couple?

Bunneh and me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Mark Green

You find your potion surrounded by two inmates. They seem to have licked it, as most of it is still there and their hands are burning. Now might be the chance to use your newest spell in the book and kill them before they can run away. You can drink the potion and get another element after, because Power Loan nullifies the fact that the magic powers you’re receiving were drunk before they come to you.

Quincy Bennett

There are 13 books, one for the rituals that require the kind of a ritual table that is in the room, the other twelve for spells of each of the 12 elements that the god recognizes. You take the Life spellbook with you, in case you forget something in it. Anything else you’d like to read?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Hoard of anti-racism activists assault a reporter for being white

I didn’t know black people can be racist too.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Quincy Bennett

You get blasted by some sort of green liquid that is certainly not Earth Potion. Suddenly, you feel better than before. Your wounds, if any, heal instantly and your lifespan is extended by a hundred years. The inmate says, "If you find any more sane people, tell them to stop by! Also, you’re free to browse my bookshelf of rituals and elemental spells for now. You might find something you’d like to cast in the future.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / DESCRIBE YOUR OWN AVATAR WITH 3 WORDS

Cuter than before.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Elite OT clan

Basically, Crystal is attacking me for fun. It is not that big a civil war, it just breaks the last Elite OT rule.

Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:

And about slaves…do their masters have the right to punish them for misbehaving?

Yes. It is so in real life, it should be so in internet life.

Now, when do I get Kazeelex as my slave?

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Mark Green

Toilet paper. There’s plenty of it and it sucks in all water, in rare cases, even some solid. It takes half an hour to dry yourself, but it is the best drying experience you’ve ever had. What are you going to do about your clothes covered in mutant flesh?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Post the first URL that comes up when you type a letter into the address bar

A: facebook games page
B: a shitty website that is there because of a shitty virus
C: chrome//settings//
:D (NOT D:) dragoncityguide.net
E: Elements the game wiki
F: Facebook
G: Kongregate… somehow
H: Realmeye (how?)
I: Dragon City Guide, again
J: Jayisgames.com
K: KONGREGATE! <3
L: Realmeye login page
M: google (?)
N: nobstudio.com
O: Kongregate
P: Kongregate <3
Q: nothing :(
R: Realmeye.com
S: a shitty website that is there because of a shitty virus
T: OT <3
U: nothing :(
V: a search: vaporhax_929
W: Kongregate x4
Y: Realmeye Aapo (a person with the username Aapo on Realm of the Mad God)
Z: nothing :(

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Miles Turner

You won the battle without getting hurt. Meanwhile, the elevator has moved to the 2nd floor. You hear running and a voice on the 1st floor.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Quincy Bennett

The inmates trying to chase you fall and lose you by the time they get up.
Near the cell, you notice a moving elevator. Creepy.
The secret room is opened by pushing a very noticeable black brick among the grey ones. It has a ritual altar. The voice of the dead Sane Inmate greets you, “Good day, you bastard. Just kidding, being dead is fun! I can not feel pain anymore and I can visit my relatives whenever I want! Killing us is a good deed because we don’t want to live here. Anyways, since you’re the first one here, I’m going to give you a level of magic. You’ll get to choose between 5 randomly selected elements. There are 12 in total, by the way. The elements you get to choose from are Earth, Life, Gravity, Death and Darkness.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer.

The ceiling would fall down so that the butter has something to make dirty.

Why?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tables

Ihv (in Estonian), mankey (in English), abezjan (in Russian), senge (in French).
NOTE: All of these words are spelled correctly. They just don’t exist in dictionaries because Oxford hates me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Who is the off-topic king?

yeasy, the master of probably the best and biggest clan of OT. Princess, to become a princess, you should join Elite OT Clan (look it up).

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [CYOP/CYOA/Insanity] Randomness² - still the most idiotic thing you'll ever play! (Under new management!)

>Give Crystal random item from my inventory.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Originally posted by SlothisburySteak:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

[Rewind time]

Quincy Bennett

You succeed. However, a small group of inmates steps into the corridor from behind a corner and notices you. They start running after you.

[Again, I find this may be illogical. According to what I understand, they go after anyone who isn’t insane. If they just step into the corridor and notice me, they would see Quincy in his inmate outfit, standing over two corpses. They’d at least think he is one of them for at least a minute or two.]

[They might be insane, but most of them are still smarter than many normal people somehow. Probably because of intelligence-enhancing drugs that were tested on them.]

Mark Green

You decide that neither Kanji’s nor the boss’ power is worth stealing borrowing and go wash yourself. Lucky for you, there are showers there somehow. Also, there are four bottles that are filled with water.
[Insert naked scene of Mark washing himself]
No towels though. The towels must be away in cleaning or something.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Variable Votes Double Dethy [Over]

Bah. Also, sorry for what I did earlier. I am to blame if town loses, mostly.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Elite OT clan

I disbanded my clan to join this one. You’re basically starting a civil war now. What fun!

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Miles Turner

The inmate is in the elevator room, but hasn’t noticed you. Once you press the button, the elevator makes sound while coming to your floor, and the inmate looks at the elevator. He notices you and starts running to you.
(You also had a crowbar. :D)

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [CYOP/CYOA/Insanity] Randomness² - still the most idiotic thing you'll ever play! (Under new management!)

>Have sex with thedude0 in exchange for party membership.