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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [CYOP] Randomness Squared - the most idiotic thing you'll play!

Best game ever! I don’t even mind that I’m gay in the game!
I AM NOT GAY IN REAL LIFE, THIS IS JUST A GAME.

>Shoot semenballs in attempt to extinguish the tank. If it’s not on fire, it’s not a demon, which means no demon powers!
>Realize that this is a story with FGF people in it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Collapse [RP]

Rilnik Junson

Apparently, I’m not dead. :D I give the man a headache. Who knew pain was also a sense?

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [CYOP] Randomness Squared - the most idiotic thing you'll play!

>Change the name of the powers of “gayness” to “guyness”. It’s only one letter difference, and yet it sounds so much cooler.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [CYOP] Randomness Squared - the most idiotic thing you'll play!

>Gain magical powers of gayness.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica Mafia [Day Three: I Don't Regret Anything]

This is what I think. It’s bad, but I think Spike and Back have said enough.
Back, Spike – townread
Uzz – scummy
Others (me included) – what Back said.
Vote: uzzbuzz

 

Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mafia Of Large Proportions [Day 2 - DL: June 7th/8th]

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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Bad Words

Chizza

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Merge Your Name With The Above Poster!

Kuzcomonkey2

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mafia Of Large Proportions [Day 2 - DL: June 7th/8th]

I did not claim 2 vanilla townies. I clearly said that I am a Fruit Vendor and the other role I could’ve chosen was Vanilla Townie. Fruit Vendor is extremely different from a Vanilla Townie, as Fruit Vendors become confirmed townies more easily. Also, I’m not actually playing a mafia/3rd party role and even if I was, how’d you know? If you know my meta, you would know that I’d always pick a town role before a mafia role. A third party would be picked by me only if it had an easier win condition than being town, like the jester, because everyone hates me. But I’m not the jester because jesters don’t exist in this game.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica Mafia [Day Three: I Don't Regret Anything]

[Unvote]
Like Helltank said once, “we need the discussion time”. Anything someone wants to discuss? I know – how do you feel about a random lynch? Lynching me is okay, as I won’t be too much help in the endgame, but think about it before you cast your random vote.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mafia Of Large Proportions [Day 2 - DL: June 7th/8th]

There’s no shame in being salty. One is allowed to express their feelings, even if male. Insulting me won’t help either. I’m sure there are shittier players than me in this particular game.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Collapse [RP]

(Am I dead now?)

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mafia Of Large Proportions [Day 2 - DL: June 7th/8th]

EBWOP: Actually, Unvote, Vote: mommyrocks2005. Also, I demand that everyone who has a FoS on me because I chose the Fruit Vendor, they retract their FoSes because my other role was clearly more useless than my choice.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mafia Of Large Proportions [Day 2 - DL: June 7th/8th]

My other role was Vanilla Townie, so don’t whine about it. I made the right choice.
FoS: mommy for providing no reason to his vote.
Helltank, your vote stays because you’re mad because I voted you.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mafia Of Large Proportions [Day 2 - DL: June 7th/8th]

Now read very carefully, everyone who doesn’t know my meta, because this is why I always roleclaim early.
I am a Fruit Vendor. For those who don’t know what it does, I target someone and they will know a Fruit Vendor targeted them. This role is to make it easier for people to become confirmed townies, but now I’m just going to get RBd and and one evil party won’t make their nightkill and I’ll be lynched and town loses. Again. I have won ONE mafia, and that was too because mafia was inactive.
Unvote: Gonkeymonkey because I’ve roleclaimed and Vote: Helltank for being such a dick towards me by saying that I might get policy lynched one day.
Everyone who keeps their votes on me is almost confirmed mafia or 3rd party.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mafia Of Large Proportions [Day 2 - DL: June 7th/8th]

Unvote, Vote: Gonkeymonkey
My destruction is inevitable. I can just speed it up as revenge for Pulsaris being such an idiot to let a jokevote go too far.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do Admins ever get tired of banning Gevock?

I’m not returning to OT with this post, but I’d pay quite a bit to make the owners create IP ban so we’ll get rid of Amane forever. After that, I’d return.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica Mafia [Day Three: I Don't Regret Anything]

I can change my vote to Vote: No-Lynch if that helps.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Pokemon Mafia (SIGNUPS)

I’ve changed my mind. Getting wins in mafias is easier than in other games, so sign. I still hope Mankey will get into the game. Mankey is the namesake of the cutest mythological creatures ever!

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mafia Of Large Proportions [Day 2 - DL: June 7th/8th]

1. Pulsaris, for letting the jokevoting of me go too far and then, after I made my unvote, still not unvoting although I opened up an opportunity of unvoting.
2. Andy is pure evil, but I’m going to let the cops gather some information about him (and possibly Puls and me) before doing anything.
3. As this question is about me, I can’t answer it because I’m unfair about myself, thinking I’m better than I actually am.

Now, I have some whining to do.
Kuzco, Mommy, I think I said that I strongly recommend that we NL today. The explanation is that Pulsaris is a good player, I am me (good enough) and the cop(s) (if any) can investigate us.
Mommy, your logic is bullshit. I was not getting pity, I explained why I shouldn’t be lynched and why my roleclaim has no proof for now. Then I explained what I tried to say in line 5. I meant that if I get lynched D2 because I didn’t do everything correctly, you all know who to lynch D3 because of my flip. Also, saying I’m town is normal.
1. You all would say you’re town, wouldn’t you?
Please consider this question an RQS and answer it, everyone.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica Mafia [Day Three: I Don't Regret Anything]

Originally posted by spikeabc:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

No. I’m softclaiming that my logic is better than you think.

Please share. After all, if you are town, you have nothing to hide.

If you say so. If dj is town, Back might be scum because he tried to lynch a townie. If he is scum, you might also be scum because you defended him.
This is not my best, but the best I can do with a role like mine.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Pokemon Mafia (SIGNUPS)

I’d sign, but there’s no Mankey, so no. Sorry.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mafia Of Large Proportions [Day 2 - DL: June 7th/8th]

EBWOP: I just realised that my 5th line in the post is extremely scummy. Sorry. I meant that I’m town but someone from mafia will be lynched D3.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mafia Of Large Proportions [Day 2 - DL: June 7th/8th]

Gravey and Andy, if you know my meta, I always react either like I’m trying to cover up something or just roleclaim.
Sadly, if I roleclaim now, I have no proof. If I roleclaim on D2, however, if everything’s done correctly, I might even become a confirmed townie. If everything’s not done correctly, I will be lynched, but so will be one mafia member.
With that being said, as I’m not a coward like Pulsaris is, I feel completely free to just Unvote: Pulsaris and Vote: No-Lynch.
I strongly recommend that Pulsaris does the same and everybody else follows our lead. If he doesn’t do so and I get lynched for my bravery, I strongly recommend that the alive ones lynch Pulsaris D2.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mafia Of Large Proportions [Day 2 - DL: June 7th/8th]

I’m going to agree with Back here. Mommy, you might support me, but your logic is almost as flawed as mine. Metagaming might be okay, but that was the only mafia you attended that had Pulsaris in it, so you don’t know how he plays while town.