Recent posts by Gonkeymonkey on Kongregate

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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [CYOP/CYOA/Insanity] Randomness² - still the most idiotic thing you'll ever play! (Under new management!)

>Mess around with the universe:
>Burn Jupiter by throwing it into the sun,
>Make Mars and Venus orbit the same orbit as Earth,
>Make Saturn a moon of Earth,
>Watch people freak out.

>Obtain the power to teleport to tiny Earth and back while changing sizes.
>Punch Hamuka in the face.
>Sneak into a house party.
>Surprise butt rape everybody there, try to make it bloody by using newly aquired “flaming fuck” skill.
>Learn random death-related spell by feasting on the corpses of those you killed in the previous command.

This game really brings out the dark side of me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Fake Mafia Hosting

I claim Vanilla Townie, I hope everyone believes me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted, you get it once you get every other player on Kongregate to be your fan.

I wish I had magic.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Elite OT clan

About the fans, you ducking slave-like being, I added them back, and not the other way.
Yeasy, will the Elite OT Clan get a huge small bonus in the game you’re planning?
Also, may I be Kazeelex’s master for a week or so? It seems that he’ll stay a slave because his profile is private, which means we don’t see how many fans he has.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

[I was not imitating. After I wrote the GM, it felt insulting so I tried to apologize by making it seem like a game that has similar, only longer GMs that are written in about the same insult-like way.]

Mark Green

You try to step into the bubbling black substance, but it burns like acid. You decide that you’re unable to wander into the laboratory without glass shoes of some sort. You start looking for Kanji.

Quincy Bennett

You succeed. However, when you try entering a group of inmates you find near an elevator, they start punching, kicking and scratching you. It seems that they judge based on sanity, not clothes. Why else would you think the Sane Inmate was running away from a normal one? You’re injured and need a way to escape.
The Sane Inmate has died.

(I will PM you the map tomorrow. My trip was longer than expected.)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Elite OT clan

I’m siding with Mikkmar. The system is good as it is. We all can clearly see that you want the fans nerf because of selfishness. Deal with it. You’re not as pro as you think.

Originally posted by One4A11:
Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:

I’m against accepting a perma’d account. The alt-like account can sign as a slave (of mine) though.
About Kazeel, he has too little fans. He should also be a slave instead of Tier V.

My main has 356 fans and 4480 posts.

NOTE: The only person in this entire clan who has more fans than me is hamuka.

It’s permabanned, so it doesn’t count. Your main’s post count and fans were of no concern, actually. It looks like you started an entirely different argument.

Originally posted by Kazeelex:

The Jester

I think..? I did that right?

Slaves can’t get classes or avatars. Come back when you have 50 fans and 1000 posts. It looks like you totally ignored everything about the tiers.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Elite OT clan

I’m against accepting a perma’d account. The alt-like account can sign as a slave (of mine) though.
About Kazeel, he has too little fans. He should also be a slave instead of Tier V.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Variable Votes Double Dethy [Night 3]

I’m not going to vote Kuzco at all because it seems that he’ll be lynched without my help and I really don’t want to give him the opportunity to hammer himself if he’s scum.
Also, I’ll be V/LA for a few days, likely for the whole N3.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Miles Turner

You look at the map.
(New feature, I will PM Mark and Miles the map’s contents. It’ll take up to 4 days though, because I’ll be V/LA again the day after tomorrow.)
It’ll take some time to fully realize where you are on the map, so you need some time to read it.

Mark Green

Using the flawed MM.DD.YYYY scheme, you manage to enter two incorrect codes. (Think of this as a Wanderlust-like GM if you feel insulted.)

[Estonian has a much more convenient way to say “the day after tomorrow”.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Miles Turner

You had to kill them all because they were right on the stairs you wanted were on before turning around, obstructing your passage. However, killing them all isn’t that easy. They manage to scratch your hand into bleeding multiple times before dead. You realize that you could use a bottle to take some of the black substance with you.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / My well hidden secret

Since I can not say it in the official thread, I’ll say it here.
I disband the Alliance of Colonies.
Now I can join OT elites in peace!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / BECOME A MINION OF THE DOOMLORD

Unsign I have other alliances to join, but you’ll always be my favourite jew.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Elite OT clan

Sign at tier V.

Class: Wizard of Cuteness (Cuteness Wizard)
I will announce that I’ll leave any other alliances I’m in. I think it’s two announcements.
EDIT: I’m in no alliances other than this one anymore.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Variable Votes Double Dethy [Night 3]

EBWOP: Actually, unvote. He could hammer himself with my help.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Variable Votes Double Dethy [Night 3]

I’ll have to Vote Kuzco12 too, because he has 5 votes and could lynch one of you without my help. The others should not vote anyone because like Helltank said once, “We need the time.”

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Variable Votes Double Dethy [Night 3]

I got an innocent on sarothat410. That’s three innocents, and one of them on dead. I have no idea if I’m sane or naive. Let’s just hope that somebody gets something that is not their previous result.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What was the last thing you copy/pasted?

I’m just explaining lol

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Continuous Games / Between the above 2 avatars, which do you prefer?

Thedude’s.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Miles Turner

It seems that there are five inmates. You try to run down to the 2nd floor, but the floor is coated with a black and still-bubbling substance. Running into it might hurt you. The inmates are coming to get you.

 
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Topic: War of Omens / Big Ol' Oak Purchasing Spree (with 5500 data points so far!)

Will you tell us what you get from epic packs?

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [CYOP/CYOA/Insanity] Randomness² - still the most idiotic thing you'll ever play! (Under new management!)

>Join Anonymous
>Learn to hack
>Publicly rape many women in attempt to become hetero
>Eat Skittles from Crystal’s body. As long as it’s not on the ground, it’s edible!

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Miles Turner

It seems that a flashlight isn’t considered a weapon, as it doesn’t disappear. Some inmates come around the corner and notice you.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Miles Turner

The scroll has some kind of weapon spell on it.

WEAPONIZE

Give everybody in the asylum a weapon. You can sacrifice a weapon to only give a weapon to every living contestant. To sacrifice, hit this scroll with your weapon while smiling.
If you don’t want to sacrifice your weapon, you must read the following out loud: “:D is love. :D is life. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GOD OF HAPPINESS!”

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

SLOTTHMAN IS ACCEPTED! To the :D cult, I mean. PM me for more details!

Miles Turner

The wet t-shirt helps with your nosebleed. There are more stairs leading down. You notice a scroll-like piece of paper next to a wall.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Mutant Asylum [RP] [Playing thread]

Miles Turner

Your accuracy is not that good, so you only manage to hurt his forehead. He punches you in the face and your nose starts bleeding. You decide to crack his skull, which works. Now, you should do something about your nose.