Recent posts by Jomiie on Kongregate

Topic: Dream World / Best trivia question I've seen

i got the question “what is the name of the square formed object you are looking at right now?”

Answear was monitor.

wtf? i could have looked at any square formed object…

Topic: Off-topic / What would you do in a Zombie Outbreak?

Originally posted by listle6:

1) Get my friends 2) get some fat kids 3) run 4) fat kids will get tired and stop 5) zombies will eat fat kid while the rest run 6) repeat from step 3)

i think someone has a point

Topic: Off-topic / Best Kong Friend

Myself

Topic: Off-topic / is there a king of the off-topic forum

everyone knows who the king of off-topic is. Billyfred. it doesn’t get more off-topic than that

Topic: Off-topic / Messing with google translator *funny*

i found this very funny, great work on finding it out

Original text:

I am cool, my pie is good, i like cakes too. Rake is good, Norwegian language forever, cakes i like, pie i too like, this is why, my pie is good.

Result:

They are, good barren he of my cake, my love you he cake. Ruehrstange is good, the Norwegian language, is he he permanent probable cake and from him it comes ingualmente, good of such relation of transformation, my cake of the cake the pleasure.

Also note that the text is much longer

Topic: Off-topic / Favorite board game

Ticket to Ride, Baby!

Also, The song rocks!

Topic: Off-topic / Can you type with your eyes closed?

ok, now for a real try:

Hello i am jomiie, and i like to eat ha,burhers

Topic: Kongregate / Holy Crap, New Navigation

>Good work. The card page is most impressive.

That made me go to the card page and look at it (impresive!) and found a joke in the cards, i’m not sure if this joke is someone everyone about, but i’l post it non the less

“Ashi is a strong woman with huge…physical prowess”

Topic: Off-topic / This is driving me insane!

It’s crap, Get another crappy Laptop

Topic: Serious Discussion / Large Hadron Collider(good or bad)

That myth is made up by people who are afraid of everything

Topic: Off-topic / Can you type with your eyes closed?

Kongregate is a free online gaming site with many fun activities. The forums are an example, Which your reading write now.

i typed CTRL + V with my eyes closed

now lock this

Topic: Kongregate / The Best Kongregate Avatar!

This is redicilous, everyone would say there own avatar or greg’s avatar

Topic: Off-topic / Charlie the Unicorn.

soo old

Topic: Off-topic / SCHOOL HAS STARTED! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

i started 3 weeks ago

Topic: The Arts / Anyone got any cool avatar pics?

so, greg month is over, and i kinda need a new avatar now, and since i’ve been looking for it even after greg month, i want you’re help

If you got any pics yo uthink i can use as an avatar, or you have an idea, please post it

Also, i want my avatar to be simple, but yet fancy, AND NO ANIMATIONS!

Edit: I like the colour combination of my greg avatar, so something ligth green and white would be awesome

Topic: Off-topic / Most well known

Billyfred, he just got the wrong idea

Topic: Off-topic / [Closed] Stickmans Quest

make him go through a rick roll link!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Topic: Off-topic / Your dream destination?

Nazi Summer-Camp

Topic: Off-topic / Guess this mario paint song!

found out in about 2 sec

CHOCLATE RAIN!

Topic: Off-topic / The Scariest Movie You've Ever Seen

it’s alrigth, i’l expect that most people on the age of 10 would be much more scared than i was

Edit: looking at the post over, i’m a godforsaken bad ass when i comes to horror movies

Topic: Off-topic / The Scariest Movie You've Ever Seen

my brother showd me clips from nigthmare on elm street when i was around 10 years old, i was so freaking scared

Topic: Off-topic / How many...

Found the max score: !
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Topic: Off-topic / Vote for president of the Kong

Kong should be it’s own president, so it can swim in its glorius gold and fame

VOTE KONG!

Topic: Kongregate / Does kongregate suck or rock?

And you ask this on kong… you just expect 10/10 from all

Topic: Off-topic / The best weopons

I’m you’re best choice