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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / [Alliance] Undead Corporation

Want a highly active alliance that has just about every raid up and re-summoned at all times? General raid farms? Awesome status? Triple fudge cookies with cherries on top?

At Undead Corporation, we offer you all that and more. What’s more?
After joining Undead Corporation, members have been known to develop superhuman abilities such as:

  • Breathing fire
  • Communication with organic and digital creatures
  • Freeze ray vision
  • Reverse kite flying
  • Perfect precision
  • Control of time and space
  • Control of pheremones
  • Control of electricity, weather and magnetism
  • Instant regeneration
  • Human calculator
  • Psychic and mind control abilities
  • Transformation abilities
  • Transmogrification abilities
  • Instant translocation abiltiies
  • Super Saiyan abilities
  • Dragoon, Psynergy, Mako, ÄRM, Contractor, Innocence, NOA, Chaos, Eight Gates, Needless and Devil Fruit abilities
  • Shamanic, Necromantic, Lichdom and Spectromantic abilities
  • The ability to fire an enormous laser beam from your mouth that is capable of uncooking food
  • The ability to make anyone a glasses lover
  • The ability to FC TTFaF

Other abilities may exist, our science branch is always discovering new developments.
What reason do you have NOT to join?

Disclaimer: Joining our alliance is legal proof that you accept our Terms and Conditions which hereby state that we accept absolutely no responsibility for any worldly or galactic destruction that you, being the independent acting party, are responsible for causing.

Look us up. Join today. Do it now!

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / [Alliance] Undead Corporation

Everyone is welcome :P

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / [Alliance] Undead Corporation

When the war of the alliances brings about the galaxy’s end
The Undead Corporation descends from the stars
Plasma cannons of light and dark spread afar
UC guides us to bliss, the gift everlasting

Infinite in mystery is the gift of the Undead Corporation
We seek it thus, and take it to the stars
Corrosion form on the metallic surface
The wandering ship knows no rest.

There is no hate, only honour
For you are beloved by the Undead Corporation
Legacy of the Suns, saviour of worlds

Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered ship
Pride is lost
Wings disintegrated, the torrent is nigh

Fellow ship, do you fly away now?
To an alliance that abhors you and UC?
All that awaits you is a lootless morrow
No matter where the stars may flow

Fellow ship, your desire
Is the bringer of brilliance, the gift of the Undead Corporation

Even if the galaxy is barren of dreams
Nothing shall forestall our pursuit

Dear alliances, the fates are cruel
There are no dreams, no ships remain
The psionic death rays have left the cannons of the Undead Corporation

Our aspiration, encompassed by glory
Hath endured turmoil, to find the goal of the journey
In our own ascendancy
And your eternal tempest

Legacy shall speak
Of sacrifice at galaxy’s end
The ship sails over the void’s surface
Unresponsively, but surely

Even if the galaxy is barren of dreams
Nothing shall forestall our pursuit
To become the pulse that guides the tossed
To unite the ships, the dreamers, the lost
We offer thee this silent sacrifice

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / [Alliance] Undead Corporation

Three thugs walked into a bar. First one said to the others, “look what we got here!”
The second and third thug chuckled as they took each side of an unsuspecting fellow sitting at the bar. The fellow, wearing a leather jacket and shades, pulled the glass from his mouth and placed it down. The sound of the jangling ice against the glass echoed throughout the room. Without so much as turning his head, the fellow asked, “what can I do for you boys?”
“Why don’t you be a bud and buy us all a round, eh?”
The fellow smirked as he reached into his jacket pocket and tossed his sizable black wallet over his shoulder. The wallet flapped open as it hit the floor, exposing his UC ID.
“My, my. It would seem that I wasn’t the only one to accidentally drop my wallet!” the fellow informed as he lifted his glass and finished his whiskey.
The thugs, in a feverish hustle, found their way out the door, nearly wiping out, leaving behind a fair share of credits.

The fellow turned around to pick up his wallet, returned to his position and lifted his glass to signal the barkeep.
“Get that a lot?” the barkeep asked jokingly.
“You get used to it” he replied as he shifted his shades.

Be a boss. Join Undead Corporation.

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / [Alliance] Undead Corporation

You’re feeling sleepy. Very sleepy.
When you least expect it, you will trick yourself into looking up Undead Corporation in the alliance tab, and joining.
3…. 2…. 1….
Welcome To UC :D
Your room is just over here. May I interest you in hors d’oeuvres? Perhaps an entrée? A hot towel and a personal maidservant (with cat ears and a tail)?

Very well. Thank you for choosing UC and have an excellent voyage ;D

P.S. Don’t drop the soap.

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / [Alliance] Undead Corporation

Undead Corporation
2 + 2 = 5 = S = Snake = Ekans = Poison Sting
You’ve been poisoned!
Use antidote?
You’re out of Antidotes.
We’ll give you one for free. Join us now :D

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / [Alliance] Undead Corporation

What’s the meaning of life?
Click here to find out!

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / [Alliance] Undead Corporation

Undead Corporation
The cool alliance for attractive people!
BUT YOU CAN JOIN TOO!
Click here

Join now or be fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster!!! (relative to a like-like)
(I’ve resorted to SB references)

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / [Alliance] Undead Corporation

You wanna join – the very best,
Like no other alliance was.
To raid them is your real test,
To pwn them is your cause.

We will travel across the galaxy,
Searching far and wide,
These inferior stink-beasts to understand,
Our superior UC technology inside,

UNDEAD CORPORATION
Gotta raid ‘em – It’s you and UC,
You know it’s your destiny,
UNDEAD CORPORATION
Oh, you’re going to click here,
Or we’ll summon carnivorous butterflies to infest your ear-

UNDEAD CORPORATION,
A power so true,
Our tactics will pull us through,
You join us and we’ll join you,
UNDEAD-COR-POR-ATION
Gotta raid ’em all!

Every challenge we shall belay,
Regardless of what we face,
We will raid every day,
To loot, and kittens to embrace.

Come join UC, the time is right,
There’s no better alliance that deems,
H8 Blaster in hand, we’ll win the fight,
Something about particle beaaaaams,

Undead Corporation, Undead Corporation,
CLICK’TH HERE.

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / [Alliance] Undead Corporation

I have but one thing to inform you of. UC is still accepting new members! I bet you’re wondering what makes us different from other alliances.
Well, we’re the only alliance to carry a fleet of Armstrong Gundams among our mechs. Not to mention our crew of 1,337 catgirls, 500 Rei clones, 69 Trogdors, 30 WarGreymon, 6 Mudkip, all Weapons including: Sapphire/Ruby/Emerald/Diamond/Jade and the Ultimate Weapon, Dante is our dish washer, Zoro is our lookout, Yuffie is our looter, Samus Aran is our head bounty hunter and Taiga is our ambassador of justice. ’Nuff said. Click to join.

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / [Alliance] Undead Corporation

A Wild LoTS Player Appeared!
Undead Corporation uses Pokéball
All right! New member has been caught.
New Alliance data will be added for new member!

There’s still lots of room available for new members in UC!
We’re growing steadily, and we’re very helpful. We can take on all raids! Requests will be summoned ASAP!
Join us now. Dine with us forever.
F o r e v e r

 
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Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / [Alliance] Undead Corporation

Undead Corporation wants you! YES, YOU!
Still looking for an alliance? The answer is here’th!

Joining us will also serve as repellent for the swarms of carnivorous butterflies that we are definitely not breeding to lure unsuspecting… :D

But, on a serious note. We’re a very helpful, warm, small but strong alliance. Especially helpful to new players, and thus a great place to start out; as well as a comfortable alliance for those of you who are experienced. We can handle the largest to smallest of raids; and requests will be summoned as soon as possible :)

We’ve been growing quite well lately :)

So, consider joining! You won’t regret it! :D
(hides butterfly container)