Recent posts by Shockwave443 on Kongregate

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

You get a Magikarp.

I insert a train (A real train)

Topic: Forum Games / [Continuous] I Spawn A ...

I spawn Spiderman
Who Da Man
Spy Da Man
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THIS THREAD INSTANTLY TURNS INTO A SPIDERMAN THREAD

Topic: Forum Games / Corrupt-a-Wish

Wish granted, but you wish anyways. Your non-wish has been turned into a broken real wish.
HA HA
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I wish for Fluttershy to be real. And 60’s spiderman.

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

I get this:

Originally posted by GoSaturos11:

TROLOLOLOLOL

I insert WEEEEEEEEEE

</blocuote>

I insert scientology.

Topic: Forum Games / Brewer game

Do they also have Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters?

Topic: Kongregate / Sort-of-magical Mystery Tour

hello, anyone here?

Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

Hobos with Shovels

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I use the supernova bomb to destroy the universe. There is no hill anymore.
KOTV
(King of the Void)

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

^You get an idiot.
I insert unsuspectance.

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I shake a bent Ice-Cream cone, then say BANG.
I kill xProstarx
And everything else turns into a potato fused with a train.
KOTH

Topic: Forum Games / COKE MACHINE

I get an average Xbox gamer’s brain.
I inserted a bottle of human sperm.

Topic: Forum Games / The Vending Machine game

Never mind, i discovered this thread was in here too.

Topic: Forum Games / The Vending Machine game

Once, thou wonder ago, thou wast a man who hastd bought’est himselfeth a drink from thou vending machine, but forgot to pick it up.
Thou occurence somehow led to this:

1. NO CHUCK NORRISS!!!
2. You take an item from the vending machine, and put something in to trade.

FOR EXAMPLETH

Boobpants: I got a cactus
I put in crushed up human nipples
BananapantsL: I get the average XBox gamer’s brain in a can
I put in some….
ETCETERA AND SO FORTH

HAVE FUN!!!!

Topic: Forum Games / King of The Hill V

I nuke the hill, then strike up the Decepticon Flag on the small peice of rubble that remains.
I WIN
Sort of…

Topic: Forum Games / The Never Ending Sentence [Continuous]

Everyone went insane

Topic: Kongregate / Sort-of-magical Mystery Tour

Why would girls be attracted to those games? I mean, there’s Emo party. I challenge you to find a girl, ANY girl looking depressed.

Topic: Serious Discussion / Why are breasts considered "private" parts?

Because men drool over them.

Topic: Forum Games / One Word At a Time -The game

Simple to explain. Never ending sentence, and you add words to it once every post. simple.
I’ll start!

Topic: Kongregate / Sort-of-magical Mystery Tour

I will update some topics for the mystery tour once every day.

Topic: Kongregate / Sort-of-magical Mystery Tour

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Ladies and colts, it is with my great pleasure to announce, the first, the one, one of greatest,
THE SORT OF MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR
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This is great game to be played in chatrooms. Here’s how it works:
1. Groups of freinds start teaming up
2. They start to explore the depths of kongregate together, and communicate through chat.
3. They chat about the game that they just played and review it, then leave some comments, and ratings on the game, effectively shaping kong up to perfect games everywhere.
4. They continue going through kongregate and each offer suggestions.
5. And they enjoy themselves.

This activity also:

-Keeps the chatroom alive
-Ensures socializing with freinds, or bros
-Adds lots of oppurtunities for having fun

I just want you to know what you think of this little chat-game.

Tip:
An interesting thing to talk about is the games of this particular user:
http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/games2girls

They are famed for being perverted and claiming they are making games for kids.
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Topic: Brick-Force / How did you start playing Brick-force??

A little question to pass the time.

Topic: Brick-Force / Do Not spend Kreds on this!

This seems like a rant, sure, and it is worth losing EXP/Brick points to get away from a hacker.

Topic: Spiral Knights / Artix-The-Paladin is here!

If i were a mod, i would just say, ploease, dude, go on the artix forums or whatever.

Topic: Spiral Knights / Spiral knights won't start?

When i made it to rescue camp, it stopped at 94%!

Topic: Kongregate Multiplayer Games / [DDTank] ur liek famous

read yah nob
and i ment DDtank anyways
get a gundam