Recent posts by Shockwave443 on Kongregate

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Topic: Off-topic / Internet Domination

You forgot something about wikipedia. That entire devil machine is hooked up to reality. If we delete the pages of our enemies, they shall stop existing.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Describe Kongregate in a nutshell

Like this?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Goshdarn it, mme is camming her HUGE TRIPLE G tits in TC again

Originally posted by Rigariga:
Originally posted by IceBomb45:
Originally posted by cesarcurado:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:
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Originally posted by abraaz:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by abraaz:

Sauce? For science.

Look in the bottom left corner.

Idiot.

Sure, because that’s going to take me directly there.
Idiot.

Reverse image search also works.
Idiot.

idiot

Originally posted by abraaz:
Originally posted by Mikkmar:
Originally posted by abraaz:

Sauce? For science.

Look in the bottom left corner.

Idiot.

Sure, because that’s going to take me directly there.
Idiot.

idiot

Idiot.

retard

bitch

Fagger

Are we egyptians or something?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Rap Battle Tournament 2.0 (Cwovictor (Cwovictor) vs Shellshock (Shockwave443)

More like shock.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tell the person above you a better name that relates to their avatar

Mimicorn3000

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OTkèmon!!!

Excuse, me, am I in this game?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gabidou ADMITTED he thought Gardevoir was sexy

I doubt gabidou even has an external penis to begin with. I think it just is enveloped by fat.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / /b/

Ha ha ha ha ha ha(im choking on my own vomit)

 
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Topic: Off-topic / OT's Official Rap Battle Tournament 2.0 (Cwovictor (Cwovictor) vs Shellshock (Shockwave443)

Sorry, I was busy.
My whole day was in a tizzy.
So as I was coming here..
I said: “Dear
Cwovictor, prepare to die
Dear
Cwovictor, do not lie
Dear
Cwovictor, that ain’t no rap
Dear
Cwovictor, I punch and you slap”

So it comes down to this
Death out I dish
You’d want to die
You’d wish, you’d wish.

“you ugly baboon”
What a great insult!
You ain’t a rapper, just a goon.

And honestly do I need to explain?
Do words like these enter your brain?
I am the best, no excuse.
You’re just a stick in the ground
While you have no arms, you try to pound.

Who am I?
Am I nobody just like you?
Who am I?
Am I a ghost who says “boo”
just like you?

Who am I? I’m the king of terror!
They don’t call me ShellShock for nunnin’!
Take a look into my eyes!
You’ll be runnin’!

And what about that?
I’m no lying rat.
My pyramid scheme:
Tis like a scary dream

 
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Topic: Off-topic / /b/

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gabidou ADMITTED he thought Gardevoir was sexy

I expected gabidou would be more after Kirlia. Y’know, fat pedophile he is.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Official Shy Guy Thread

No thanks. Birdo is obviously the best.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gardevior Vs. Lilligant

Lilligant triumphs over evil.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gardevior Vs. Lilligant

…that was the last thing I expected from you gabidou

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tell the person above you a better name that relates to their avatar

Maoweeimpersonator400QzN

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gardevior Vs. Lilligant

Originally posted by MelbourneBoy:

Why so many voting poles? Can’t we all have an ordinary topic with a proper discussion to talk about?

This isn’t a voting pole, more like a stripper pole.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gardevior Vs. Lilligant

Yeah, click on the word “Gardevoir” if you want to vote.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gardevior Vs. Lilligant

Oh-and I should tell you. You can only vote once.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Gardevior Vs. Lilligant

I never thought it would come down to this, but there happenstance a Pokemon battle.

Which is better- Gardevoir or Lilligant?





It’s either one or the other. Two sexy, sexy pokemon in battle. Only one winner. CHOOSE!
I chose Lilligant.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / CAN YOU SWIM LIKE A FISH

It’s sort of like dolphin olympics, what I do.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Do you want to jump a snowman

A beloved song from “Frozen” is turned into… I don’t even know.
Behold, ta-da, and such.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / I found out something QUITE disturbing about my dad...(enigmatic thread)

Talk about it to him. Don’t forget to take a butcher’s knife with you (never give him the knife) when you talk, go out in public, and never go to places with no witnesses.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Tell the person above you a better name that relates to their avatar

Squigglycirclefacethingywithlettersarounditlikeacoinyouknowwhatheis?hesacoin

 
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Topic: Off-topic / whats up ot im working out

space space space space space space SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEE

 
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Topic: Off-topic / mason is back

Originally posted by MasonMaster3000:

yo wats up otttt

i got baned b4 by fuckin stots for no reason

he said 2 stop shit postin and haras but he fuckin baned me b4 i even got a chance to say anything

but yea i gues b4 i was a lil bit mean buut that doesnt mean yall arent still lil gay kids

anyway im back so if i get baned again my dad is gonna sue kongregayy

discuss how fuckin awesome i am lol

Yeah, I knew something was wrong today. The sun didn’t shine, the kids did not smile, the cats did not meow, and the dogs did not bark, and both of them howled with fear. Even the sweets did not taste right as they all tasted bitter, not sour, for somebody might like sour, but bitter, like a coffee with no sugar. Yes, today was not nice, and I know why.