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Topic: Forum Games / [TEXT RPG] Tarot Cake - The Great Secret

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:

Also, what is “Page”? Like a peasant?

Read. Read.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [TEXT RPG] Tarot Cake - The Great Secret

Originally posted by DrOctaganapus2:

So we’re creating 4 characters, correct?

That is correct, yes. King, Queen, Knight, and Page. Fair warning, by the by: the starting stats of all the characters will be determined by which faces hold what suits, so choose wisely.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [TEXT RPG] Tarot Cake - The Great Secret

Your adventure begins in a palace, decorated in a suitably palace-ey manner. The royals of the location have been informed of a local cult building up strength in the area; what their goals are is not known, though given the number of people who have vanished from the kingdom recently, members of the royal guard specifically, it seems unlikely that they are any good. Therefore, the King and Queen must investigate this issue, taking with them their best Knight, and, because nobody else is around to babysit them, the Page under the Knight’s tutelage as well. But before we can figure out this mess, we have to determine who the members of this team are…

1. Name each party member. Ideally, the order of naming should be “King, Queen, Knight, Page”, but as long as the names are labelled appropriately, any order is acceptable.
2. Give a suit to each party member, from Swords, Wands, Pentacles, and Cups. One suit can only be applied to one party member, and once again, an ideal order would be KQKnP, though any order will be accepted if labels are made.
3. Tell us what each character looks like, and their general personalities. Be as descriptive as you like with this – or indeed, as non-descriptive as you like, seeing as it ultimately won’t make much difference to how this plays out.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [TEXT RPG] Tarot Cake - The Great Secret

R4L

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 3)

Name: Lord Thanathaemos
Health: 10,000/10,000
Lasting summons: Phoenix (defensive)
Element: Fire
Level: 2 (10/20 XP) 1.25x damage

Well… I guess it’s time to go balls deep. I summon Satan, to help the Jaeger destroy Nooby.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 3)

I also have the Jaeger do a peace sign towards Helltank’s Glod to show my friendliness.

towards Helltank’s Glod

Helltank’s Glod

Helltank’s

BC’s.
Not Helltank’s.
You FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [MAIN GAME] [SIGNUPS ALWAYS OPEN]

Derryk Nytecut
…alright, and we’re back in my house. My room, specifically, with its long-since flattened mattress bed, walls full of anime posters and shelves of manga and comic books, and the computer setup in the corner. Oh, what would I do without that…
…kind of expected a reply from Anne, to be honest. I guess she really is mad right now. Anyways, I’m here now, and- hey, door’s opening. Aaaaand hey, it’s mom.
‘Hi!’
A slight scream of shock, and then she slams the door and apparently runs away. Why is she…
…oh, right. I look different from before. Maaaybe should have taken that into account.
I walk over to the doorway, opening the door and moving out slowly. Y’know, just in case she’s got a weapon trained on me.
‘Hey, uh… it’s me, mom,’ I call out. ’It’s Derryk. I’m, uh- I’m not some evil guy trying to rob you…’
No response, but a lot more movement upstairs. I make my way up to the ground floor – yeah, basement dweller, go figure – and eventually figure out that, once again, mom has climbed the nearest set of stairs.
‘Come on, mom,’ I continue, climbing up the next set of stairs… man, I’d be ludicrously out of breath by this point three days ago. I’d also have a disgusting lisp from all the fat distending my face; that vanished too, it seems. How times flies. ’It’s not, y’know, an evil murderer guy or anything. Derryk, Derryk Nytecut? You know me…’
I turn the corner at the top of the next flight of stairs to find my mother pointing a gun at me from across the hallway. Naturally, I put my hands up immediately and back away a step or two, but not so suddenly that she’s tempted to shoot. I hope not, anyway, since she’s not immediately shot me in the first instance. Anyway, I’ve got this situation to deal with now, so…
‘Who are you, and why were you in my son’s room?’ she asks. Ah yes, cutting right to the heart of it as always, mother… doing your best to still your shaking hands, making sure you don’t sound scared. Very practical, is my mom. But apparently not willing to get me out of her house in a timely fashion. Still, having a gun pointed at you by your own mother isn’t the greatest of situations to be in, so I suppose I’d best get this sorted out as soon as possible.
‘It… it’s me, mom. Derryk Nytecut.’
‘Bullshit. I know what my own son looks like, and he’s been missing for three days.’
Yeah, I knew that’d be a problem. Stick with the plan…
‘I can explain that, mom-’
‘Stop calling me that. Like I said, I know what my own son looks like. You aren’t him.’
‘But it is me! Do you want me to prove it?’
‘What high school did you go to?’
‘Gladstone High School, Oregon.’ If it’s a memory test mom wants, I can oblige quite readily.
‘And your first pet?’
‘Janey, black and white cat.’
‘And your closest friend?’
‘Liam Ranger, met him online when I was seventeen, we’ve been friends ever since then.’
‘Fair enough…’ she continues, ‘But anyone could figure that out, with enough hacking smarts.’
…well, I mean… is that how hacking works? Hell, probably.
‘So we’ve established that I know those particular things, is what you’re saying. Well, keep asking questions, then; I will know the answers to them, and will thus prove I’m your actual real son.’
She ’humm’s for a moment, seeming to think hard about something. Then she apparently finds a good train of thought.
‘Name the forms taken by the final major antagonist in the Dragon Ball Z series.’
Well, that was an unexpected twist. Still…
‘He has five forms, all of which are technically called “Majin Buu”, assuming we only take names from within the original series itself. His first form is just Majin Buu, though this one adopts the name of “Mr. Buu” after the conflict with him is over, which could technically be considered a sixth form. His second form is his evil personified, hence the moniker “Evil Buu”. Super Buu forms after Evil Buu consumes Majin Buu; then Ultra Buu appears briefly when Majin Buu is cut free from him; and lastly, Kid Buu, his original form. That’s kiddy knowledge, by the way, mom; pick something other people wouldn’t know.’
She thinks again, and apparently picks something else from her brain.
‘For how many episodes of the anime series does Light Yagami lose his memory?’
‘Eight inclusive, starting in 16 and ending in 24.’
‘What happens to the owner of a diary in Mirai Nikki if said diary is destroyed?’
‘The owner is erased from existence, in a manner that appears as though a black hole was spontaneously generated in their chest. Also, their home universe is destroyed, but that’s a given. Seriously, I’m sure you must know something about one of the more obscure animes out there, you’ve been around them enough.’
This time, the silence is significantly longer, but she eventually comes up with the following gem: ‘A cat-like creature that hides in vending machines and warms soda with his bod-’
‘Pani Poni Dash. With an exclamation mark on the end of that.’
A slight pause, then mom finally puts the pistol’s safety on- though I note that she doesn’t put it down- and heads over to me.
‘Alright. So, based on your knowledge of anime, either you are my son, and your appearance has changed drastically for some reason, or you’re someone else who happens to be at least equally as versed in anime as him, and also happen to be wearing his clothes and glasses. I’m tempted to believe the latter… but for the sake of simplicity, I’m going to assume the former, and pretend that I had no reason to believe otherwise if you do turn out to be someone else.’
I’m slightly insulted, but whatever, I’ve heard worse.
‘In which case, where the hell have you been?!’
‘Wait, what?’ This is a pretty sudden switch of- okay no it’s not that sudden. But still, what’s going on here?
‘I have been worried sick about you! You’ve been gone for three days, Derryk, I… I called the police, the police are searching for you!’
S-see? D-d-doting.
Sure. Time to pull the plan off, I think.
‘Well, see, I was at Liam’s house-’
‘Do NOT jerk me around, Derryk Nytecut!’
Aaaand the explanation’s already off the rails. Good job, me.
‘Your friends and their families were the first people I called, you’ve not been there at all during this time…’ At this point, she apparently abruptly realises another possibility, raising a hand to cover her mouth as her eyes widen. ‘You… you weren’t abducted, were you?’
‘What? No, I wasn’t-’
…hang on. That’s actually pretty much exactly right.
‘…well, okay, I was, but not by anyone you might think it was!’
‘A mafia? The government? I hate to suggest this, but aliens?’
‘No, no, and…’
Now, see, I don’t know whether Telerius is a part of any of those groups. To be fair, “aliens” is really pushing the upper limits of what my mother might suggest as a feasible outcome, but Telerius is so powerful, he may well be an alien of some sort. So really, my answers should be…
‘…maybe to all of them.’
‘Were you given drugs?’
‘Okay, that one’s a definite- uh-’
…I don’t have a clue what these emblems are made of, actually.
I-I’m fairly sure th-that the Emblems don’t, uh, c-contain any narc-cotics. As far a-as I can t-t-tell, anyway.
‘Derryk, I don’t like how many ambiguous answers you’re giving me. What happened?’
‘I don’t really know, is the thing. It’s… it’s weird, and you probably wouldn’t believe half of it.’
‘Do you have any proof of what you think happened?’
…oh. I do, actually.
W-wait… wh-what?

[I have done a bit of research for this post, in case it wasn’t obvious, and not just for the anime references.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 3)

Name: Lord Thanathaemos
Health: 10,000/10,000
Lasting summons: Phoenix (defensive)
Element: Fire
Level: 2 (0/20 XP) 1.25x damage

Okay, this is going nicely. I summon Glöð to attack LeNoobz.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 3)

Name: Lord Thanathaemos
Health: 10,000/10,000
Lasting summons: Phoenix (defensive)
Element: Fire
Level: 1 (0/10 XP)

Well, if we’re summoning literal gods now, I’m going to summon Ancalagon the Black, and have him attack… “Ed The Crackhead”. ThatsANiceGuy’s character’s tower. That guy.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 3)

Originally posted by thenewampkit:

I guess I don’t have to fill my sheet?



I summon a sentient tornado to smash into Gorn’s tower, and then return to defend mine.

You can’t attack and defend in the same turn.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 3)

Originally posted by spikeabc:
Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:

So… do our levels matter with regards to what creatures we can summon, or can we summon whatever we like right off the bat?

No, this works like the original, you can summon whatever you want, make sure you post your character sheet.

Alright, noted. So…

Before Turn
Name: Lord Thanathaemos
Health: 10,000/10,000
Lasting summons: N/A
Element: Fire
Level: 1 (0/10 XP)

And for my turn, I will summon a phoenix (or, if possible, up to ten of the same) to defend my tower. And hopefully, that’ll come with returning to life after being destroyed as an additional positive…

After Turn
Name: Lord Thanathaemos
Health: 10,000/10,000
Lasting summons:
Attack: None
Defense: Phoenix
Element: Fire, apparently.
Level: 1 (0/10 XP)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 3)

So… do our levels matter with regards to what creatures we can summon, or can we summon whatever we like right off the bat?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 3)

1. Magic fire that doesn’t need oxygen to combust.
2. Magic creature with the aforementioned magic fire that doesn’t need oxygen to combust.
3. Lava golems (they’re only magma golems if they’re underground) wouldn’t work like that regardless, considering that molten rock isn’t actually made of fire. And even if it were, it could very well be the same previously-mentioned magic fire that, as we all know, does not need to consume oxygen to continue with combustion.

…actually, I’m in-game patenting that magic fire I mentioned. Nobody else is allowed to use it, otherwise my wizard will sue your wizard for loadsamoney. And also probably try to kill you; we fire mages needs to stick together, but if you’re going to steal my ideas, you don’t deserve an alliance.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Minions! Day 4

Originally posted by sirwoofy:

I feel like the remaining players care very little about this forum game. Please post your actions.

I have sent my actions in, you know.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Territory Wars - Sign Ups ( couple of days before start )

Originally posted by Underlord:

My guys’ll use Intangible whenever it’s needed the most. :D

Yeah, I think there’s a reason that particular ability is broken… namely, the fact that no other intangible minions currently exist.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The Towers Of The Kingdom (Day 3)

Oh boy, am I a sucker for this sort of game recently. Sign.

Name: Lord Thanathaemos
Health: 10,000/10,000
Lasting summons: N/A
Element: Fire, apparently.
Level: 1 (0/10 XP)

EDIT: Also, is there a link to the original game available?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Minions! Day 4

Uh, when you’ve dealt with the situation with gamma, can I get options for my level up?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Territory Wars - Sign Ups ( couple of days before start )

The fix is, don’t make the damage reduction infinite. If it’s infinite, then it will always ignore all armour even when said armour is several dozen points over what the unit would normally be able to bypass, which will be a terrible, terrible thing.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] Emblems of Fate [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

BC, I wonder what would happen if Thor where to meet Angeline whilst in Direwolf form… XD.

Fun. The Dwarf Fortress definition of “fun”, of course, but…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Territory Wars - Sign Ups ( couple of days before start )

Then why did you take my ability, if it was so broken?

Because I wasn’t aware that people were applying passive damage reductions to their units alongside the purchasable armour at the time that I made the units. See, if I ever make a game like this, I’m just going to ban passive damage reduction and/or armour piercing, and that’ll make everything so much easier. Either that, or they’d both get regulated to extreme levels, either one.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Territory Wars - Sign Ups ( couple of days before start )

You are such a hypocrite and the only reason you are fighting against my ability is because it beats the shit out of yours.

As I said before, we’ve established that most of the remaining units in Minions are broken as hell, mine and yours both included. That doesn’t then give you leave to A. be an unoriginal person and take my unit from that game, or B. use the same broken ability in another game where the host is, quote, “the balance king”, unquote.

EDIT:

Originally posted by CYrusmaster:

To win, you must eliminate other players.

I had the idea of making you gain another skill at 1000 kills, but maybe its too op? We will see.

Dude, nobody’s ever going to get to 1000 kills. Just saying.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Territory Wars - Sign Ups ( couple of days before start )

Originally posted by ilovekirby12:
Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:

And I just noticed something, too.

Shocking: Ignores all forms of damage reduction.

First of all, way to be a douchebag and outright steal my unit from the other game, kirb, but second, infinite damage reduction seems like it’ll be rather OP in the late game.

This is so ironic it’s hilarious. I’ll change it then for you.

The irony is that you had the balls to steal my unit’s name and skill nearly verbatim. Deliberately, too. And it’s been established that most of the units in woofy’s game are broken, so shut up.

@Bc, if it will need changes later, i will take measures, currently its ok.

…nnnnnoooo, I’m pretty sure unlimited armour piercing will be broken as hell later on.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Territory Wars - Sign Ups ( couple of days before start )

And I just noticed something, too.

Shocking: Ignores all forms of damage reduction.

First of all, way to be a douchebag and outright steal my unit from the other game, kirb, but second, infinite damage reduction seems like it’ll be rather OP in the late game.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Territory Wars - Sign Ups ( couple of days before start )

I’m sure there’s a reason it’s 1-4 HP and 0-2 damage, not 3-4 and 1-2 respectively.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Territory Wars - Sign Ups ( couple of days before start )

@BCLEGENDS, “Sturdy I – Reduces damage from all sources by 1 point.” We will agree that this wont reduce the incoming damage below 1.

Aw, come on, really? Bleeeh.