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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [Always open] Balderdash - GAME 1: Round 5 voting

Unfortunately, my computer’s been infected with a virus. I’m likely not going to be able to make any posts for about a week, so if I’m inactive, that’s why. Depending on how quickly this game runs, I may also need to be dropped from play; if you feel a need to do so, Bluji, then I won’t fault you for it.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / JoJo's Cultist Adventure [Signups & Discussion] [Signups always open]

Unfortunately, my computer’s been infected with a virus. I’m likely not going to be able to make any posts for about a week, so if I’m inactive, that’s why.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals II [Signups Open]

Unfortunately, my computer’s been infected with a virus. I’m likely not going to be able to make any posts for about a week, so if I’m inactive, that’s why.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Update/OOC Thread][Reserve spots open for sign-ups]

Unfortunately, my computer’s been infected with a virus. I’m likely not going to be able to make any posts for about a week, so if I’m inactive, that’s why.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The General Thread

Unfortunately, my computer’s been infected with a virus. I’m likely not going to be able to make any posts for about a week, so if I’m inactive, that’s why.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Master Thread

Unfortunately, my computer’s been infected with a virus. I’m likely not going to be able to make any posts for about a week, so if I’m inactive, that’s why.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Update/OOC Thread][Reserve spots open for sign-ups]

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:
Originally posted by Jimbo14:

Fuck Corgis.

That’s the closest I could get to that one image set of Daenerys negotiating really badly. You’ll know which one I’m talking about if you recognise the second image, so… yeah.
why dont you come say that to my face jimmy you little bitch

I found the image I was referring to here, by the way.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / JoJo's Cultist Adventure [Game Thread] [this title is an enemy stand] [Sign-ups Always Open]

Joan Jones
Okay, I think we’ve found our enemy Stand user. A man in a top hat, of all things. And Noir is covered in blood, most likely not her own… oh, jeez, what has she done for that to happen? Has she… killed the patients at the hospital? Could that be why there’s a police cordon?
And more importantly, can we sneak up on top hat without him noticing us?
I mean, he might have noticed us already…
Well, if you want to sneak up on him, talk to the others about it, doofus.
Oh right, yeah.
‘Okay, uh, so, uh, how do we go about sneaking up on the guy with the top hat?’ I ask Josh and Dom, speaking with my real body inside 「Billie Jean」’s pocket dimension, and deliberately not Billie’s own form, because that would be a dim-witted thing to do. I don’t want to say much more than that, because I don’t know that they can actually see out of the pocket dimension, even if they apparently felt the sensation of turning upside down in a somewhat separated space. Somehow. I’m still not sure how that happened, I’m the one with Billie’s vision, but since it’s entirely possible for other people to take control of Billie with her permission, I assume they can see out of her eyes too whilst that’s the case? I’m not sure-
Yes, they can see what I see now. I’ve put a viewport up.
Wait, she did? Where- oh… oh, so she did. Alright, that’s a thing that can be done, apparently. I’ll just… let the guys talk for a moment, then, I guess.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Update/OOC Thread][Reserve spots open for sign-ups]

UK actions this round:
-Vote for political alliance with Artus Tarvas on the matter of Estonian government, with negotiations to imbue the country with a more democratic rulership than has been proposed and safe haven for Rilnik and the other officials in the UK at the moment;
-Instigation of Universal Basic Income in the UK, at roughly £4500 per month (or £54000/yr), adjusting for inflation, in an effort to raise overall wealth and happiness in the country and minimise poverty as far as possible.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Game Thread: Autumn 2018]

Dwight Godson, UK Prime Minister
I step up to the podium after Mr. Farkas’ short speech, ready to make my own speech on the topic of Mr. Junson’s exile and the subsequent contested takeover of Estonia by new management.
‘First of all, I wish to welcome Mr. Farkas to the UN, and ask only that he perform his job with the fervor that is expected of him. I also wish Mr. Leyvosk the best of luck, regarding his statement of superpowerdom, and would like to welcome president Junson and the officials he escaped his country with to the UK, and hope they enjoy their stay in our land.
’Ah… unfortunately, I’m afraid that he is likely to end up as ex-president Junson, in the near future. After review of his actions in the last quarter, we- and I speak for the vast majority of the House of Commons when I say this- believe that in light of its disastrous outcome, and in particular the excessive death toll, his decision to induce a temporary anarchic state was extremely poorly thought out. I cannot stress enough the damage that has been done to Estonia as a result of its leader’s decisions, and I am personally not convinced that Mr. Junson is fit to rule, if he is willing to so casually set up such a situation as this. Therefore, much as I hate to say this, I will have to side with General Artur Tarvas on the matter of leadership of Estonia, politically if not militarily. Aside from anything else, Artur has gone to great lengths to install himself as the new leader of Estonia, and very legitimate reasons exist to suggest that his presence there is by no means a bad thing for the country. We in the UK will, if possible, try to negotiate with Mr. Tarvas to allow for an appropriately democratic government, given that his present governmental setup could be seen as somewhat over-focused upon his position as royalty; we are also willing to provide modest lodgings for Mr. Junson and the officials who have left Estonia with him, and funding up to £75000 per person per year, until such time as they can be returned to their homes and families safely, something we will also be negotiating for with Mr. Tarvas as soon as possible. However, allowing Mr. Junson back into power after his blunder is simply not an option.
‘Now, regarding more personal matters, the recent and ongoing collapse of China’s economy has brought into sharp relief the impoverished state of many UK citizens. You may recall that as a world superpower, I promised to help try to eliminate poverty in as many regions as possible; I believe the place to start would be our own country. Thus, after much review on my part, I have decided to implement an unconditional basic income for all UK citizens to the tune of £4500 per month per citizen adjusting for inflation, replacing most forms of basic welfare currently present in the UK system. Ideally, this will not only help those citizens of ours who are truly impoverished to get back on their feet, but will also help all citizens to then consider their way of life, and ultimately help them progress toward their personal goals in a manner that benefits both themselves and the country as a whole. I cannot promise that such a transition will be easy, given the radical changes that will be necessary, but in the long-term, it should be beneficial for all involved. In the short term, however, I also encourage other countries to consider their monetary situations, and to try to spend money on improving their own wealth and reducing the levels of poverty in their countries. There is, after all, only so much that one country can do, even one as comparatively well-off as the United Kingdom. Thank you.’
And with that, I return to my seat. I’m quite proud of myself for getting that out there. If we can lead the world in the matter of UBI, we can lead it into a more enlightened age… and, a point I markedly didn’t mention, also avoid the issues that come with the rapid onset of mass automation, which may well result in a great loss of jobs in the future.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals II [Signups Open]

Originally posted by BrainpanSonata:
Originally posted by Myhome16:

Name: Alek Schwarzmund

Gender: Male

Age: 49

Care to try again, BC?

Well I’m not wrong about him being uncharismatic, at least. How else does somebody manage to not be included in a conversation?

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals II [Signups Open]

Originally posted by Myhome16:
Originally posted by 10crystalmask01:
Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:

Also, crystal, there are no hand driers, just towels. It’s the 1800s.

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http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com For all of your star wars needs.

BCL and thedude, I joined your convo.

We’re ignoring you because you’re uncharismatic and not about fifty years old.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals II [Signups Open]

By the way BLOODY, you need to update JJCA. That’s been on the back-burner for a while, apparently.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals II [Game Thread] [spooky scary skeletons] [Signups Always Open]

[To be a Zeppeli, you must first be Italian. Nate doesn’t appear to be that. You must also be teamed up with somebody whose name shortens to “JoJo”, and later die for said JoJo. This also doesn’t apply to our group.]

Rickard Trassel
I blow out an annoyed breath at the suggestion of infamy, and make a note that perhaps he’s not so different from myself, having apparently worked his way up from street rat to where he is now, but let him finish his speech before saying my piece.
‘First of all, any suggestion of infamy on my part is a lie, or a confusion with legitimate fame acquired from being obscenely rich. Second, well, if you say so, then I suppose you’ll fit in with the fools on this team… or perhaps not. You seem quite sharp, for somebody who’s agreed to a potentially suicidal mission.’

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals II [Signups Open]

Originally posted by BLOODYRAIN10001:
Originally posted by BrainpanSonata:

Hold up, hold up. I’m uncaffeinated and about a page and a half behind on the RP, and this is way too much to process. I would’ve responded sooner, but I was pretty wiped after getting home. Hail, Caesar! is a damn good movie, btw.

Also, if CM does the quoting appearance thing on me, he’ll need to use the post-edit version since the signups listing doesn’t mention the eyepatch.

Oh, yeah, I need to update that, apologies.

You forgot to add in the other undead guy too. The second one, who was a necromantic construct whose master died.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals II [Game Thread] [spooky scary skeletons] [Signups Always Open]

Rickard Trassel
’I’m surprised my name isn’t known already, to be honest,’ I say to the man. ‘I am, after all, the richest living being in England. But, since you’re asking, I am Rickard Trassel, richest living being in England. I was the most sensible member of the last group Applebottom set up, and I am almost certainly the most sensible member of this group she’s set up. I might have shared that title with you, if not for your apparent infirmity; with that said, I am quite curious as to why you’re here. I’d have thought somebody your age should be in more… comfortable settings? You know what we’re in for, do you not?’ The last two questions are asked with legitimate curiosity; it hadn’t quite occurred to me until this moment that this man really is too old (physically old, at least) to be doing this sort of thing, and that he could drag the group down with him if his physical capabilities aren’t up to par.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / JoJo's Cultist Adventure [Signups & Discussion] [Signups always open]

I’ve been waiting for 「Billie Jean」’s movement upward to be parsed for a while now. Can you do that, BLOODY?

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals II [Game Thread] [spooky scary skeletons] [Signups Always Open]

Rickard Trassel
Yeah, I’m half-considering just walking out now. That seems like a good plan. Except if I do, the world will probably end on account of how utterly idiotic every other member of the team is, most likely a direct result of their actions to boot, and given that I am part of “the world” in the sense that I’m a member of a society which would collapse should the world end, I have a certain amount of stake in allowing the world to live. Rolling my eyes, I head over to the one person who doesn’t appear to be involved in this hug-derived confrontation, an old man huddled in the corner of the room.
‘I take it you’d crumple like paper if anybody hugged you, old man,’ I say in a mildly derogatory tone as I lean against the nearest wall. ‘Good call, staying out of it. Since you’re the only other sane person here, do you mind if I ask your name?’ To be honest, I considered saying “the only sane person here” and not correcting myself if he asked whether I missed “other” in the sentence, but I figure it’s best not to make myself out to be psychotic from the offset. And I am, at least, more sane than any of the madmen I appear to be bundled with.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals II [Game Thread] [spooky scary skeletons] [Signups Always Open]

Rickard Trassel
‘Yeah, no, that’s not happening.’
Using my enhanced speed and agility, I roll under the grasp of the oddly-separated ribcage, repeating the act should any additional ribs try to grab me after that. I could care less about being in the presence of a literally-undead being, since I’ve made more people look worse than that, but I’d rather not associate with the practically-nude Count over there. And, well… it sucks to be the mercenary, I suppose. He’ll be fine, I’m sure.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals II [Game Thread] [spooky scary skeletons] [Signups Always Open]

Rickard Trassel
…I don’t know why I didn’t expect something idiotic like this. Not just one, but two of the last group’s members are here, both involved in a hug with a… corpse, child… oookay; in addition, we have a man over at the wine cabinet (not a bad idea in and of itself) moving to join the awkward hug (less of a good idea), one of the German mercenaries we fought, I think from the boat- I wonder what he’s doing here- and, well, nothing else of much interest up to this point. With no other interesting options, I head over to the German, folding my arms as I approach.
‘Well, well. I am awfully curious as to what you are doing here, sir.’

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Applebottom's Exceptionals II [Game Thread] [spooky scary skeletons] [Signups Always Open]

Rickard Trassel
In the end, I never did find an opportunity to engage in any meaningful intercourse with that bartender. A pity, but understandable. Instead, I returned home for sustenance, waited until the day before the assigned date, then headed to the appropriate location to arrive on the day itself. I might have spent a bit of time screwing around in various ways, meaning I arrived at the hotel a touch later than might be considered “on time”. Still, I’m there, I can walk in just fine, and all seems to be in place. Let’s hope this one doesn’t burn to the ground.

[Okay, now you can parse my arrival into the room, BLOODY, if it’s relevant. I’ll take a look at who’s there already and see how stuff works out.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / JoJo's Cultist Adventure [Game Thread] [this title is an enemy stand] [Sign-ups Always Open]

[Aaaaa what have I been doing.]

Joan Jones
‘Alright, that sounds like a good idea… um, Billie, can you, uh, let us out now?’
‘No,’ she says out loud, into the hospital. I don’t know why she’d do that, but there’s more pressing concerns.
‘…uh… wh-why not?’
‘Because you’re going to guide us through this building in my body, is why. Take the reigns, Joaney!’
‘W-wait, what?’ I ask as I feel control of 「Billie Jean」’s form roll over to me. Oh boy, okay, uh… I’ve only been in this position a couple of times before. Well, uh… I know that Stands can’t usually move through solid objects the way you’d think they could, hence why we didn’t just ghost through the floor earlier. So, stairs… shouldn’t be too hard to find, given Billie’s speed and perception. Yep, those are stairs upward right there. Time to start travelling up the floors… still in Billie’s default body.
For stealth purposes, you understand.
…yeah, I guess that makes sense. I proceed to go up the stairs, and continue upward until I hear or see anything resembling interesting activity. Shouldn’t be too hard, again because of improved perception from my Stand, but you never know.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Update/OOC Thread][Reserve spots open for sign-ups]

Originally posted by BrainpanSonata:

The. Frikcing. PURGE. Gonkey WTF

Yeaaaaah, pretty much. That’s a crazy thing to do, man.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / The Fading Horizon (Signups) (Game starts Jan 8)

Originally posted by Xandrya:
Originally posted by mar12345:

(Necro time!)

Ah-HA! Let’s see that “omniscient” king dodging bullets!

(Also, if the kitty has recorded the scene, and if John finds how to access the kitty’s memory, I wonder if the programmer/assassin [I think he was an assassin?] would be interested in cooperation.)

As far as anyone’s concerned, the cat’s just some stray. He’ll only listen to Mae as they formed a bond in that short amount of time. In the cat’s mind, everyone else is just trying to hurt him, so he won’t listen when called for whatever reason.

TL;DR: No one knows about kitty, and if you did, you’ll have to get through me to get to him.

No fuck you he’s my boss’ cat and I’m going to reprogram him so he’s my boss’ cat again you can’t hold me back you king killing nurse bitch I’ll stab your parents. #jonathankylotargaryen

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Nations of the World 3 [Update/OOC Thread][Reserve spots open for sign-ups]

UK actions this round:
-Create new drones and hire new drone controllers, ideally to bolster Military Reserves just in case those are required;
-Send drones into Al’Qaeda-held territory in order to try and rout the terrorists as needed.