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Topic: Forum Games / The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia - Night 3 (DL: 4/28, 4 PM, UTC+3)

gg no re kthx bye

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia - Night 3 (DL: 4/28, 4 PM, UTC+3)

I already stopped caring. My suggestion for lynch target is… RaceBandit. Because screw that guy for being the most recent “vote BC” advocate.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Game thread] [Sign-ups closed]

Jaq
…he just straight-up ignored me, didn’t he.
‘Hey! I asked you a question!’ I yell, aiming the rifle at Jericho’s head and pulling the trigger a few times. That ought to get his attention… speaking of which, I haven’t had any sexual urges toward him yet, despite how large and dominative his armour is. Then again, I don’t actually have an armour fetish… and considering the lack of reaction to being shot, maybe he doesn’t even have a body, so that’s definitely a thing.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] True Sight [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Scarlet Devinsion is accepted.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia - Night 3 (DL: 4/28, 4 PM, UTC+3)

I think coolo for president is legitimate. [Vote: coolo2011]. As for my short posts, people who are concerned about them, that’s because the last few mafia games I was in had me be way too aggressive, and thus get lynched in the first day, so this time I’m aiming for what is apparently the exact opposite of that. Which is not helping very much, judging by how I’m now being seen as suspicious for that inactivity.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia - Night 3 (DL: 4/28, 4 PM, UTC+3)

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:

So Gonkey’s got a lot of issues going with him; having already been discussed, I need not expand upon these at this precise moment. Vote: Gonkeymonkey.

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:

having already been discussed, I need not expand upon these at this precise moment.

Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:

having already been discussed,

I take it that people don’t think I addressed my vote for Gonkey very well, for some reason.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Mongs Bar(night 1)

[Seriously, why would anyone think reviving this thread was a good idea.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Game thread] [Sign-ups closed]

Jaq
‘Neat,’ I say, as the armour goes through its motions. ‘Er, that wasn’t really what I was asking, though… when I say “how strong are you?”, I mean “how powerful is your aura?” Because, uh, I can’t sense auras myself, so I wouldn’t know.’
With that said, I turn to look at the weapons rack. Lots of melee weapons, which I’d really rather not get involved with right now (they look valuable, keep the possibility of stealing them in mind)… a few guns, bows and arrows, but none look like anything out of the ordinary (again, valuable, so keep some spare space available for snatching them). And, well, that’s some of the thickest plate I’ve seen in a long time. Aheheh. No, but seriously, I think Betsy is still better than all of those; even considering the “magical wards” he’s apparently put up, the armour piercing on the projectile should do wonders at getting through. Especially if I fire many at once. With that said, I turn back to Jericho, draw my gun, and fire several rounds in his direction. Ideally, that should get through the armour and injure whatever is underneath quite badly… assuming there is anything underneath. I still don’t know if that’s the case or not. Difficult to tell when somebody is wearing(?) a suit of armour, after all.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia - Night 3 (DL: 4/28, 4 PM, UTC+3)

Alright. Since it’s a good idea, I’ll also Vote: Extension, though I’ll keep my vote on Gonkey until further notice.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] True Sight [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Originally posted by Kazuya121:

Exactly. Hey, I told the Karuma family is a family of perfectionists, right? She must’ve maintained her perfect record until she ends her career.

Or you just copied her nearly wholesale from that one character in the Ace Attorney series. That, on top of how blatantly Sueish you’ve modified her to be, makes your character a very poor addition to the game, and thus not one I would add to the game at all. Make a different character, one who isn’t copied from another game series, and ideally without blue hair. This isn’t “Anime Planet Majesticka”, after all.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia - Night 3 (DL: 4/28, 4 PM, UTC+3)

So Gonkey’s got a lot of issues going with him; having already been discussed, I need not expand upon these at this precise moment. Vote: Gonkeymonkey.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia - Night 3 (DL: 4/28, 4 PM, UTC+3)

Originally posted by RaceBandit:

Any sort of Jester in a Bluji game … yeah.

Aligned Jesters, on top of that, I have no idea how the [redacted] those would even work.

Probably like normal Jesters, except with a Town/Mafia alignment, and, I dunno, they have to die alongside their team winning in order to win or something. Shit, now I want to use that concept in a mafia of my own.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia - Night 3 (DL: 4/28, 4 PM, UTC+3)

I’m going to go out on a limb and propose that Helltank may or may not be some degree of aligned Jester, going by how he’s been so deliberate in how much he’s claiming to be a mafioso, and my own opinion on the possibility that an aligned Jester wouldn’t necessarily be out of bounds for a game of this sort, albeit as a non-typical role of sorts. As previously stated, though, he’s given the most evidence of being a mafioso at all so far, and therefore I shall Vote: Helltank for, well, claiming to be scum. Also, if it turns out he is scum selling out his teammates, there’s a bonus in that we know that Gonkey and RaceBandit are undeniably scum as well, since a confirmed mafioso ratted them out, so that’s also a benefit.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia - Night 3 (DL: 4/28, 4 PM, UTC+3)

Role confirmed, and I’ll do the RQS.

1. Based on your knowledge of the game that inspired this mafia, what undisclosed roles (based on V:GL’s game mechanics) do you believe are likely to be present?
I have no particular recollection of the game, though since it’s seemingly one of those games, and it’s called Gravity Llama, I’m guessing there’s going to be a role for the flip mechanic, a role for the spikes, a role for the bottomless pits, probably a role for the collectibles… the list goes on.
2. Any particular strategies for this mafia? General mafia strategy aside, there’s closed-setup specific and game-specific strategies to discuss.
I’m honestly not the person to ask about this, let’s be frank here, but evidently, we’ll want any info-gathering roles to do their job, have doctoring roles protect confirmed townies, etcetera, etcetera.
3. Do you have the impossible badge for Vertigo: Gravity Llama yet?
Ha. Ahaha. Ha. No.
4. Who should have an eye kept on them throughout the mafia, and why?
The good players, evidently. Those would be Woon, Kadleon, probably Helltank, uhhh… I can’t think of anyone else.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia - Night 3 (DL: 4/28, 4 PM, UTC+3)

Originally posted by Bluji:
Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:

I’ve gotten bad at mafias and need to practice. Sign.

EDIT: DAMMIT BACK WHY

I’ll take any number of signs, but at least nine players will be needed to begin the madness.

Oh, okay. Well, then.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia - Night 3 (DL: 4/28, 4 PM, UTC+3)

I’ve gotten bad at mafias and need to practice. Sign.

EDIT: DAMMIT BACK WHY

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Game thread] [Sign-ups closed]

Jaq
Aaaaand the goblin from before decides to leap right for the guy in armour with his stupid knife (yep, that looks expensive, note to self: steal the dagger). Goooooooood joooooob. So, considering that this is a guy in a giant suit of armour, or possibly just a golem that looks like a giant suit of armour, that’s totally possible… I think I’m going to hold back on shooting him just for the moment. Yes, I know I have a super armour-piercing gun and what-not, but maybe he’s actually got some answers to something we would otherwise have missed? For instance…
‘How strong are you, then?’ I ask Jericho curiously. ‘Compared to, say, the ranks used for demons or whatever.’

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] True Sight [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Originally posted by ConstantProgress:
Originally posted by ConstantProgress:

Seems good. Sign.
Name: Mr. A. Only goes by this.
Gender: Male.
Age: 14.
Appearance: He is very sexually attractive, with his slim, tall body, and his white clothing, and his white skin, and finally, his blond hair and green eyes.
Personality: He is fairly nice, very smart, and quiet.
Skills: He is very agile and stealthy at the same time.
Biography: Mr. A was born on an unknown date, but for sure sometime in 2001. He was a large supporter of magic, which was against his siblings wishes, so they beat him, being the cruel people they are. Mr. A changed his name so he wouldn’t be the laughingstock of Steinbach anymore. He started planning a rebel against his family.
At the age of 14, Mr. A woke up in his room. (This is where I’ll start, please!)
Eye Powers: None. (I don’t have to fill this section, but I will.)

Fixed! LAWL

Right, so… let’s see what you’ve changed from your previous sheet, and what’s actually been made better.
1. Mr. A is not a much better name than just A. Especially since, well, your character is 14 years old.
2. Again, do you really want to describe a 14-year-old’s body as “sexually attractive”? Think very hard indeed about your answer to this question.
3. His personality’s better than before, but still severely lacking. You’re going to need more information about his persona than that.
4. Skills are also lacking. “Agile” and “stealthy” are not sufficient for a character, and again there’s the problem with him being only 14 years old, so where would he have learned those?
5. And why does he not know when he was born? Did his parents deign to get his birth certificate?
6. Okay, so apparently his siblings are sociopaths for no good reason, since they’re apparently willing to beat up “Mr. A” on a dime. And, what is he the youngest person in the family, and all of his siblings (you haven’t said how many of these, by the way) are older than him? Because that implies even worse things.
7. I highly doubt you can change your own name legally at the age of 14; changing your name to something like Mr. A is more likely to increase than decrease your laughability, especially since that apparently doesn’t come with a face or living location change; and is Steinbach where he lives, or is it his family name? That needs to be dealt with.
8. I could make a lot of jokes about “how one plans a single rebel”, but I’ll assume you mean “a rebellion” or “to rebel”, and ask how exactly he plans to rebel against his family when his siblings have already proven to be physically far stronger than he is, and more than willing to gang up on him for little to no good reason.
9. You don’t decide where you start. Was that not made obvious when I went over Harvey’s character sheet? I thought it was.
tl;dr: The character sheet is still bad. I’m sure you can come up with something better than that. Something sensible, hopefully.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] True Sight [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Originally posted by coolo2011:

And for the black market, I’m assuming rather than surgery it’s just cutting them out, right?

Well, there are black markets for other organs in real life. Assume it’s kind of like those, but with specific types of magic eye.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] True Sight [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Originally posted by coolo2011:

One more question:

How do you get robotic eyes out of their sockets?

I think the answer to that depends on whether artificial eyes can be implanted casually or not. If yes, they probably have a function that allows them to detach from the socket automatically; if no, it requires surgery to remove an artificial eye, which is fine because surgery would be needed to replace that eye with a new one anyway.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] True Sight [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

@coolo:
1. They’re robotic eyes. They basically have to be made of relatively lightweight materials to function properly, and there’s a maximum size to them that limits how robust the materials can be anyway; thus, it is relatively easy to break one if it’s not actually in a person’s body. That said, they may or may not require surgical attention to properly implant, I’m not 100% certain on that, but if they can’t be installed in the field, there’s no point carrying them around with you anyway; I’ll double-check with Helltank on that one, at any rate.
2. There’s no difference between normal eyes and eyes with powers, and in fact most eyes will exhibit some form of magical power if placed into a magically dense person’s sockets, the only difference really being “who can use them for magic abilities”. Artificial eyes, on the other hand, do look obviously artificial, mostly because they’re electronic in nature rather than organic, but otherwise perform the same function; as a basic consideration, assume that an installed artificial eye with no further pimping looks vaguely similar to a glass eye, but capable of moving in the same manner as a normal eye.
3. Literally zero.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] True Sight [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Would 14 also be the minimum age required for a player to be liable for obtaining and/or using their eye powers?

I believe eye powers are inherent to the user throughout their lifespan, for as long as their eyes don’t burn out. That said, feel free to discover your character is magically dense enough to utilise eye magic whenever you want them to, and keep in mind that there are both artificial eyes available for surgical implant, and a black market around for eyes with specific powers…

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] True Sight [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

@crystal: No limitations on that front if you can justify having two different eyes, and you can in fact use both eye powers at once, though evidently, some combinations may work together better than others.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Dungeon Dweller Redux [Game thread] [Sign-ups closed]

Jaq
‘Aw, well, y’know, we could probably invite at least one other person in this group to join us,’ I say in response to Leia, taking a look round at who else is heading towards the robot. Let’s see, now… the goblin I beat up, looking rather less injured than before, what a mooch (but did give out a lot of money, though chances are that that’s probably fake, I know my real and fake money when I see it); a void spectre, let’s not try to seduce them, that’s never ended well for me (lacks items to steal); the same rugged-looking fallen angel from before, who I might actually want to introduce to this party (still seems quite unwealthy, keep an eye on him anyway); a Sand elemental of some sort, and probably not a valid seduction target due to, erm, sand injuries (nothing of worth held); the nymph from before, who we’re well aware is not in fact seducable by any means other than deathmatch (still valid for armour theft, however, so keep her in the corner of one eye); and…
Ohhh. It’s Mr. and Mrs. Cloak and Hypersexy. I don’t think I got their names, actually… I’ll ask after all this golem following stuff goes down. M’yes. I’ll have to ask the other angel if he wants to join in with the sex too, that’d be awesome, but for right now, I keep on my path after the flying cube, pausing only to lean on the lamia secretary’s desk and say ‘So my companions and I are going to have a threesome. Care to make it a foursome?’

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [RP] True Sight [SIGNUPS AND DISCUSSION] [ALWAYS OPEN]

Originally posted by Helltank:
even though I personally think I have the ability to pull it off

No, you do not. There are a few problems with your character sheet, but I don’t have the time to discuss them now, so I’ll do it later when I have the time. Or BC could do it, depends if he’s on.

I am on, and I can say that, mostly, it’s the biography that’s the problem. The biggest issues with it are as follows:

[the skills]

You don’t need to say your character “would be” good at his skills. He presumably is good at them. That’s why they’re in his skill list. That isn’t a list of theoretical possibilities, he can pull off all of the stuff listed there. That said, being an expert surgeon doesn’t necessarily make one more able to care for wounds and injuries; that would probably come from being a doctor at all, which you have to start at before going into surgery anyway, so… just change the source of “can help fix up injuries” to the doctor bit rather than the surgeon bit, and that’ll be fine.

he was the top of her class,

So, what, does he suddenly turn into a girl at college, or…?

Harvey became a doctor at a local hospital in his hometown, and helped treat many people in the hospital, and was considered one of the best doctors at the hospital.

I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t become “one of the best doctors at the hospital” by the age of just 28. Him being an expert surgeon by 62 is certainly believable, but as you stated, there’s a 34 year gap between then and now, and speaking of which…

34 years later…

That’s a huge amount of time to skip over. It’s more acceptable for childhood, which tends to be unremarkable for most people, but not for the vast majority of his adult life. Did he do nothing at all of note in that time period? Apparently, even having at least two children isn’t enough to take note of.

[the whole last paragraph]

This is the biggest problem with the bio. You suddenly segue into flat-out RP, for one thing, when the character sheet in general is explicitly not intended for RP purposes, never mind the biography. Furthermore, the vast majority of people don’t abruptly turn suicidal when their spouse dies, especially when their children are still around and presumably likely to produce grandchildren in the foreseeable future, and given Harvey’s personality, I find it difficult to believe he’d even consider suicide in the first place, especially given that he apparently snaps out of it immediately. It’d be more believable if he fell into depression for a while after his wife’s death- which, by the way, would be more conveniently relayed without RPing a specific moment in his past, which you’re really not meant to do in the biography anyway, as stated- but not for a brief moment that he immediately snaps out of.