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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:
Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:
Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:

Ok, guys, really. Please stop quoting Developous posts or talking about Developous. Use the forums as if he doesn’t exist, and post around him. Encouraging him is really not helping. :(

If you don’t mind my adding to this statement, IATC? Part of “posting around him” involves not posting in response to the threads that he makes. Any of them. If any action is needed at all, just flag the posts as spam for the mods and move on. It’s that simple.

I’m looking at you, DoomlordKravoka.

Totally fine, and this is a very good point too. Thanks for the addition. :)

Don’t post in his threads, flag and move on.

Hooray, my mini-modding was acceptable! *dance party*

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by IAmTheCandyman:

Ok, guys, really. Please stop quoting Developous posts or talking about Developous. Use the forums as if he doesn’t exist, and post around him. Encouraging him is really not helping. :(

If you don’t mind my adding to this statement, IATC? Part of “posting around him” involves not posting in response to the threads that he makes. Any of them. If any action is needed at all, just flag the posts as spam for the mods and move on. It’s that simple.

I’m looking at you, DoomlordKravoka.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by Xandrya:

Sooo, any good RPs around? I took a quick glance at the games and they’re all continuous and stuff. I’m in between semesters at school and I miss playing.

Eyyy, you’re back. How’s things been?

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [GAME] Psychoses Mafia (We're hiring more players!)

Night 2
Fingers were not pointed after all. Not in the slightest. In fact, there was very little discussion made in any way, shape, or form; only Gonkeymonkey made any attempt to suggest that, hey, maybe they could try to build a sacrificial dummy out of whatever they had? Nobody else really took to the idea.
The sun continued to burn down upon their heads. For days, and days, and days, and it seemed that nobody could get anything close to sleep whilst the sun was up, and soon enough, they began to suffer the effects of sleep deprivation, becoming more and more jittery, unfocused, uncommunicative…
And then, many hours after this seemingly endless second day had started, the police station defragmented itself. It did not explode, mind you; rather, each individual room simply detached itself from every other room and rose into the air, until the entire construct was hovering a few feet above the ground. One by one, each of these hovering rooms tipped over until their floors were their ceilings and vice versa, pouring the current inhabitants of each on to the ground below, until all of them were eventually sequestered beneath the upside-down building. And then it started coming back down, forcing everyone else out of the way as it rebuilt in this topsy turvy configuration, until everything had eventually reattached itself in roughly the same positions as before, only upside down. Unbroken, at that – it was as if the building had always been built in such a way that every individual room had its doorways attached where the ceiling began, with upside down stairs, furniture…
Not that the current refugees could see inside it, of course, nor were they particularly interested, on account of their being somewhat more occupied by the sight of several bodies catapulting through the air overhead, vaguely recognisable as their deceased party members from a distance, but getting closer and closer with every passing second, until each finally crashed to the ground at what was apparently terminal velocity from nothing, splattering blood, gore and viscerae over every single one of the shocked and sleep-deprived survivors. When they had wiped the bodily fluids from their eyes, their view was drawn to the sight of a message written in perfectly dry patches of dirt where blood surely should have been, given how hard the four corpses had landed. What they read could only mean bad things…
YOU BORE ME. I’M BRINGING IN NEW PLAYTHINGS.
And then everyone blacked out.

Well, nobody other than Gonkey voted even during the extension, so… hey, fresh meat! I’m taking on another six people into this game, in the hopes that discussion will spark up as a result; to wit, people who were previously eliminated can, in fact, rejoin the game and continue as if they’d never been eliminated, though I’ll also take on new players. First come, first served, essentially, so get your game on. In the meantime, everyone still in this can use their night actions if they have any; this night phase will last until I get the six new players, so it’s based on them. Whoo.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by adv0catus:
Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:

…alright, I’ll be the guy who’s completely incompetent, and ask how you check what your user/account number is.

http://www.kongregate.com/users/714788/posts

Yours is 714,788.

Yay, six digits for me.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

…alright, I’ll be the guy who’s completely incompetent, and ask how you check what your user/account number is.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [GAME] Psychoses Mafia (We're hiring more players!)

An extension has been called. Day 2 will last an extra 24 hours.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [GAME] Psychoses Mafia (We're hiring more players!)

Day 2
Time passed; actions were wrought by some, and not by others; and at some point during the night, the sound of a helicopter was heard taking off from the police station and flying into the sky, accompanied by yells of “We’re outta here, bitcheeees!” from far above them.
Soon enough, the sun replaced the moon once again, and everyone awoke to the sounds of pained yelling. A few of the more awake members of the small society were able to trace the noise to occooa’s sleeping room, entering just in time to watch the top half of her head explode into gory, flaming chunks, exposing her brain to the hideous purple fire covering the rest of her body. Many seconds of agonised screaming later, her body finally disintegrated to bone, and then to nothing but ash.
This was enough to distract from the other day’s death for quite a while. Alas, though, it was eventually discovered that Darkboy5846, at some point or another, had ended up with a large hole through his chest, apparently completely destroying his heart and killing him instantly. Strangely, however, it was quickly discovered that he had in some sense been replaced by the presence of an orange, green-haired clone of him. The clone claimed itself as the seemingly-killed Pulsaris from yesterday – initially transmuted into some form of flesh golem, then transformed into a perfectly ordinary pumpkin, and now, apparently, the inheritor of Darkboy’s job and social position, albeit one willing to take an extra day before fulfilling the retirement quota that was previously allocated to his predecessor.
Shortly afterwards, they rediscovered the bodies of Helltank and “Pulsaris” leaning against the wall, somehow both in perfect condition aside from being dead and somewhat different to normal; it certainly seemed that the orange clone was telling the truth about being an ex-flesh golem, considering the stitched-together flesh of the one body, whilst the other was clearly a cop, considering how they were dressed in full police uniform. A few people also noted the complete lack of presence of both REALinsanemonkey and LouWeed, linking their absence to the helicopter noises and yelling from before. Still, most people began to ignore the bodies (and lack thereof) as the paranoia from yesterday returned, and soon enough, a new round of fingers began to point…

occooa has been executed for violating her mandates; she was a Roleswapper. Darkboy has been killed during the night; Pulsaris now possesses the role of Retiring Cop with a Neutral alignment, and will win automatically at the end of the fourth day phase. Helltank was a Cop; SoulRazer was a Flesh Golem. REALinsanemonkey and LouWeed have bounced from this dimension, and acquired victories for themselves. Their roles will be revealed at the end of the game. You have another 72 hours to vote for somebody to lynch today; hammer occurs at a majority of 5.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [GAME] Psychoses Mafia (We're hiring more players!)

Night 1
In the first few hours of discussion, people attempted to come up with rational explanations for what had happened- and indeed, a few fingers were pointed at one another that day. Soon, however, people began to question the possibility of there being a higher power at work, and shortly began blaming someone who wasn’t even present, or even some insane god that was toying with them for the sole purpose of being, to quote one such proponent, “a massive dickhead”.
Not long after that suggestion, when he had managed to bring another over to his thinking just a moment before, Helltank began levitating into the air, rising until he was about ten feet above the ground and facing directly towards the oversized grey star of this plane of existence.
A beam of grey flame lanced down from above and impaled itself into his stomach, causing him to cry out in agony, a pain only amplified when the flaming spear began moving through the flesh of his body, forming intricate letters that those on the ground could not make out from the beam’s movements. After what seemed like an eternity (and much longer for Helltank himself), the beam finally retracted back towards the sky. Helltank, barely conscious by this stage, made a shaking attempt to look down at the ruin of his torso-
And was promptly flung into the dirt hard enough to crush the back half of his body, leaving him as essentially a mush of slowly-dying red stuff. The first person who dared to move near enough to what remained of him read the words seared on to his chest and stomach, still bubbling from the flaming lance that had torn through him:
YXBLARF SENDS HIS REGARDS
Then, in smaller letters across his groin, the third letter seemingly deliberately extended to cross through where his genitals would be:
BITCH
In the chaos of all this, however, nobody had realised that Pulsaris was violently shuddering, as though something was being painfully torn out of him and replaced with something else entirely. By the time anyone noticed what was going on with him, the vibrations on his part had nearly subsided, until he eventually lay still. For a moment.
Then, ever so slowly, he began to stand, coming to his knees before stumbling again. Moments passed, and he slowly examined his new hands, a smile spreading across his face as though he’d been given a second chance at life. He inhaled, looking up to the sky as if to sing his praises out loud, and was instantly killed as hundreds of beams of grey light passed through all of his organs simultaneously, vaporising small holes where they struck. Day changed to night in the time it took his body to collapse, and a large chunk of rock visibly broke itself off from the moon above, falling to the ground just slowly enough for everyone else to move out of the way… aside from the still-just-about-living Helltank, who finally died when both he and Pulsaris’ body were crushed by the red meteorite, the impact shaking the ground like a small earthquake.
With events passing as they had, everyone decided to call it a night, and attempt to figure out what had just happened in the… “morning”. Insofar as there was any sort of “morning” state in this realm of twisted reality.

Helltank has been executed for trying to be clever! Pulsaris has been soulswapped with SoulRazer for letting himself be a sheep in the stupidest way possible! SoulRazer has been executed for violating his mandates! Their roles will be revealed tomorrow; you have twenty four hours until then to send in your night actions, if you have them.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [GAME] Psychoses Mafia (We're hiring more players!)

Final Votals
Bluji – 5 (BLOODYRAIN10001, Sonicdude2, SoulRazer, Kadleon, Gonkeymonkey)
BCLEGENDS – 2 (Helltank, Pulsaris)

Will post flavour shortly.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [GAME] Psychoses Mafia (We're hiring more players!)

Votals
Bluji – 4 (BLOODYRAIN10001, Sonicdude2, SoulRazer, Kadleon)
No Lynch – 1 (Gonkeymonkey)
Minnakht – 1 (Pulsaris)
BCLEGENDS – 1 (Helltank)

Samuel, you’re not in the game at the moment. If someone happens to resign, I can replace them with you, but until then, you’re not allowed to participate.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [GAME] Psychoses Mafia (We're hiring more players!)

Votals
Bluji – 3 (BLOODYRAIN10001, Sonicdude2, SoulRazer)
No Lynch – 2 (Kadleon, Gonkeymonkey)
Minnakht – 1 (Pulsaris)
BCLEGENDS – 1 (Helltank)

Day ends in about an hour, I think. So, uh, get going with any votes you want to make.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [GAME] Psychoses Mafia (We're hiring more players!)

Votals
Bluji – 2 (BLOODYRAIN10001, Sonicdude2)
No Lynch – 2 (Kadleon, Gonkeymonkey)
Gonkeymonkey – 1 (Helltank)
Minnakht – 1 (Pulsaris)

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [GAME] Psychoses Mafia (We're hiring more players!)

Votals
Gonkeymonkey – 1 (Helltank)
Helltank – 1 (Gonkeymonkey)
No Lynch – 1 (Kadleon)
Bluji – 1 (BLOODYRAIN10001)

Gonkey is the lynch target as of this moment.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Always open][LABYRINTHIUM] Heroes - Day 8: Tree-sure

Erisol Capora
Fuck. This is a shitty attempt at a fire. Okay, let’s try again, it can’t be as bad as I’m making it out to be… just need to gather more brush before starting it off, maybe… good thing this fish is pre-de-scaled and gutted and stuff, that’d be a whole ‘nother layer of complexity that my stomach doesn’t have time for.

[Because I may as well keep trying until I get it right, so long as I don’t accidentally burn the forest down.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Always open][LABYRINTHIUM] Heroes - Day 8: Tree-sure

[Pretty glad Erisol got out of being a soldier. It’s pretty sucky, going by Leto’s experiences.]

Erisol Capora
Alright, I found a food shop, at last. It’s all raw, though; apparently, I either have to cook it myself or sign up as a soldier to use the public firepit. What an idiotic… but oh well, guess I’m going to try and cook this stuff myself. I can do that, surely; I’m an elf, natural cooking processes should come to me… well, naturally. I buy a trout for 3C, then head out of the city and back into the forest area to try and gather some materials for a fire. I know roughly what I need – light brushy stuff to get the fire going, and larger sticks and/or logs to keep the wind off it and hopefully get it to burn its way up to usability from there. And rocks, too, to make sure the fire doesn’t get out. So, let’s hopefully do that…

[Because I desperately need some stuff to happen to Erisol. Seriously, I’ve done f*ckall for ages.]

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [GAME] Psychoses Mafia (We're hiring more players!)

Originally posted by Gonkeymonkey:


Mod: Don’t forget to vote, folks!*

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's FRENETIC TOURNIQUET TRUFFLE - Night 2 (Deadline: 12/20, 2 PM MST)

F*ck all y’all.

No, but seriously, f*ck you guys. I mad now.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [GAME] Psychoses Mafia (We're hiring more players!)

Some time has passed. Maybe about half, I’m not certain. Don’t forget to folk, votes!

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's FRENETIC TOURNIQUET TRUFFLE - Night 2 (Deadline: 12/20, 2 PM MST)

You know, I’m going to have to agree with Pulsaris’ reasoning regarding your appearing to be scummy, Prec. Yes, I lied about a particular piece of information; that doesn’t mean that I’m a scumbuddy trying to cover my tracks, as I explained. No, text walls aren’t fantastic things, especially when a tl;dr isn’t even included. And of course, there’s the issue of you voting for me at all, never mind that you did so within the last ten hours or so of the game, and that it’s the only vote that’s been made today as of this sentence. As such, and if only to attempt to keep myself from being lynched on the first day (which, of course, nobody wants), I have to counter-vote and hope someone backs me up before day’s end. Vote: Precarious.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / The General Thread (A.K.A. Funky Town)

Originally posted by RaceBandit:

The closest thing we have to spoiler tags is acronym tags. This underlined message should be an example of the tags at work.

Just link the image as a hyperlink instead of making it show up directly on the page. Like this.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / [Mafia] [Bastard] YXBLARF's FRENETIC TOURNIQUET TRUFFLE - Night 2 (Deadline: 12/20, 2 PM MST)

A couple of things to mention, Prec. First of all, concerning your bit on Gonkey, the reason I didn’t outright vote for him at the time was primarily because of the likelihood that he was Town-aligned, considering how he was quoting from his role PM. That being said, that isn’t necessarily an indicator that he was, in fact, Town-aligned. Why, you ask? Well, it’s occurred to me since that actually, maybe everyone received that information on there being three “scumbuddies”, Town and Mafia alike, which, based on how many people have stated it as being in their role PMs at the moment, seems like a somewhat likely option. Obviously, if that’s true, then my gambit would have been for naught, since mafia wouldn’t need to lie to tell town that they’ve got that in their role PMs; however, it’d also mean that having it in your role description wouldn’t necessarily mean you’re town-aligned.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Eternal Dungeons: 1000th post special!

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:
Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:
Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:
Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

You already have a game running (You Wake Up In A Room), so per forum Guidelines, you need the approval of 3 Regulars before you can have a second game.

Actually, I think this might be a setting. Note the lack of any sort of sign-up form as of current… unless he’s gone and not made reserve posts like a silly person.

Yes, I failed to make reserve posts just like the fraggot that I am.

Alright, well, you’re actually going to need to get rid of this thread and ask if you can make a second game in the Master Thread, then wait for three regulars to approve you. That being said, I’ll pre-approve now and save some time.

Actually, this is my third game running at the moment. Fleshwarper is just sleeping.

…then delete this thread. That’s all I can say.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Eternal Dungeons: 1000th post special!

Originally posted by DoomlordKravoka:
Originally posted by BCLEGENDS:
Originally posted by adv0catus:

You already have a game running (You Wake Up In A Room), so per forum Guidelines, you need the approval of 3 Regulars before you can have a second game.

Actually, I think this might be a setting. Note the lack of any sort of sign-up form as of current… unless he’s gone and not made reserve posts like a silly person.

Yes, I failed to make reserve posts just like the fraggot that I am.

Alright, well, you’re actually going to need to get rid of this thread and ask if you can make a second game in the Master Thread, then wait for three regulars to approve you. That being said, I’ll pre-approve now and save some time.

 
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Topic: Forum Games / Eternal Dungeons: 1000th post special!

Originally posted by adv0catus:

You already have a game running (You Wake Up In A Room), so per forum Guidelines, you need the approval of 3 Regulars before you can have a second game.

Actually, I think this might be a setting. Note the lack of any sort of sign-up form as of current… unless he’s gone and not made reserve posts like a silly person.