Recent posts by SFJFanfics on Kongregate

Topic: Off-topic / What's The Hardest Game You've Ever Played?

Ninja Gaiden 2 on Master Ninja

Topic: Off-topic / april fool's pranks?

Me and my girlfriend told my mom she was a grandmother as a joke. Then we said we were aborting it.

Topic: Off-topic / What do girls look for in the perfect guy?

Originally posted by scorpion1m:

girls love bronies especially ones in the army

He doesn’t mean actual horses.

Topic: Off-topic / Why was girl crying after going to bathroom?

She was having sex with her boyfriend and he shoved it in her pooper dry.

Topic: Off-topic / what is the dumbest thing you have done in public

I videotaped a mentally handicapped person in an Apple store dancing to MLP music videos and got caught.

Topic: Off-topic / Abusive father in video

Topic: Off-topic / Abusive father in video

I hope this guy is in Mexico or some 3rd world country where not a thing will be done. I really do. Because these reactions are just delicious.

Topic: Off-topic / Abusive father in video

Fucking bastards! I’d like to see him do that to a grown man; fucking coward! I hope he’s gets caught and I wouldn’t even feel sorry if he got beaten to a pulp before he gig caught! Asshole

Tell you give him in a room whith me I would kill him nice and slow the stuped CUNT

Its disgusting that people like that have the privelidge of having children such an abuse of power its horrible. Saw a comment u paki? I understand y people may make comments like that but case people think this is a religious thing to my knowledge There is nothing in islam that encourages this behaviour it is totally against it. Children r considered the flowers of allah (god) and its far better to teach them thru kindness than this way. this is nothing but abuse. Awful.

Topic: Off-topic / What is with the equal sign avatars?

Originally posted by Johanna_T:

Originally posted by SFJFanfics:

The moment you have to self insert your fucking face into an image about gay rights is the moment that image is nothing more than you begging for attention.

Yeah, get lost. My boyfriend made this avatar for me and asked me to use it. If you have a bloody problem, build a bridge and get over it.

Bitch, don’t make me come to your underdeveloped shitty ass country and wreck your shit one way up and down the street.

Topic: Off-topic / What is with the equal sign avatars?

The moment you have to self insert your fucking face into an image about gay rights is the moment that image is nothing more than you begging for attention.

Topic: Off-topic / Does anybody here talk spanish?

Dos hablos tacos por favor

Topic: Off-topic / I spilled my waterbottle, and now I'm all wet...

Hang yourself out to dry.

Topic: Off-topic / Derpy___Hooves For Mod

Topic: Off-topic / Fuzzy Fuzzy Love

Topic: Off-topic / Do you believe Ghosts exists?

Topic: Off-topic / Secrets to getting even the hottest women on the planet

The way to make a girl like you is be really nice to her and always be there for her when she needs it.

Just don’t be a fucking pushover

Topic: Off-topic / I am Seriously Worried For the Future of Xbox

Topic: Off-topic / why stealth based games suck

Originally posted by ThetaPrime01400:

Originally posted by SFJFanfics:

Originally posted by ThetaPrime01400:

Assassins Creed Series

Assassins Creed games are stealth based?

I don’t know… it’s not like the word ASSASSIN tells you anything…

That doesn’t mean shit if gameplay is running around on roofs , sneakily killing someone, and running away from guards.

Topic: Off-topic / why stealth based games suck

Originally posted by ThetaPrime01400:

Assassins Creed Series

Assassins Creed games are stealth based?

Topic: Off-topic / A Girl Said Hi To Me

She wants your shish kebab

Topic: Off-topic / how to become the liquor

Become an alcohol and destroy your family.

Topic: Off-topic / What game(s) are you currently playing?

Castle Crashers
Dragonball Z Budokai 1+3 HD
Devil May Cry HD Collection
Anarchy Reigns

Topic: Off-topic / Why is the Teletubies not like MLP?

I don’t think Teletubbies has a protagonist, an obstacle and a goal.

Protagonist: Noo-noo The vacuum.

Obstacle: The vacuum is a slave to the 4 demons named the Teletubbies and their leader. Long forgoten his name, he goes as Noo-noo, since it is the only thing part of his forgotten land he remembers. Po, the red one and the youngest of the 4, is a mischevious child who has the power to entrap her enemies in bubbles and torture them. Laa-laa, the yellow one, is a succubus whose erotic dancing and serenades manipulates and hypnotizes people. Dipsy, the green one, is Black, and the strongest of the 4. His brute power and fighting skills can kill an opponent just by touching them. Tinky Winky, the purple one, is the mastermind behind the group. His powers are unkown, but assumed to be godlike. It is said he split himself into 3 Teletubbies, to defeat Noo-noo and make him their eternal slave. The show’s main villain is the sun, constantly watching over his 4 minions and servant. Laughing at the hardship Noo-noo goes through, unkown of his plans. He is said to have made the land they inhabit, and that night time is when the forgotten undead and the damned rise from their graves and walk the land, searching for fresh meat.

Goal: The goal is for Noo-noo to defeat his captors, and return to his homeland. And to clean after the 4 after they feast on the power custard, which Noo-noo hordes in his body so he may one day tap into the power and take on the 4 demons and the sun.

Topic: Off-topic / Bad jokes...What do you call a gay dinosaur?

What do you call a pig that will only be used for breeding?

Topic: Off-topic / cyber bollies are here on kong